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Rosartemis
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Posts: 455
Founded: Nov 06, 2023
Corporate Police State

Postby Rosartemis » Wed Mar 20, 2024 10:17 am

Gandoor wrote:
Rosartemis wrote:This is just putting it lightly; moderation issues have always involved one sub-community at a time, but they occur so frequently that they encompass the entire site, or at least the context of the argument thereof. The recent situation with Wallenburg is just the latest example, stemming from a long string of issues people had with how site staff handled certain things. In this case, the problem is a lack of transparency on moderation actions by staff and overall abusive and harmful behavior (e.g., promising consequences if Wallenburg revealed the reason for his removal). It's not just the issue of the General Assembly or the WA altogether; rather, the GA was just the recipient of the latest drama concerning moderator incompetence.

Looking farther back, towards the Kraven situation, in which (if memory serves) over a decade of roleplay and thousands of posts were erased without prior warning from moderation, combined with certain members of staff's attitude towards concerned members of the International Incidents community, you would notice a consistent pattern of "why" a certain drama is happening, and it more or less involves the moderation of this site.

Much further back, and still a topic that reemerges from time to time, is... Mm... I'll avoid discussing this in much detail, as I don't want to catch a mod's hand for even talking about it, but the staff refusing to ban a genuinely dangerous and horrible person who endangers many users of this site, despite the person being banned from practically everywhere off-site (and if anyone here harbors him outside it, know that I hate you). The modly stance on the issue is "They will not be DOSed because off-site evidence is iffy," while historically, they have acted purely off of off-site evidence before (see Brunhilde).

While it does not affect the rest of the site, moderation issues have historically had massive implications on the site itself, such as lack of transparency and messy enforcement of the rules (like the Malicious Content policy with Kraven). To say it's completely ineffectual (and in this case irrelevant) is part of the reason why issues like this are so prevalent. And no, no one has claimed that users will leave the site in droves, neither has that happened during Kraven, and certainly not now with Wally.

damn i kinda...don't give a shit

i've been on this site for so damn long, i literally don't care about any site drama at all at this point. it's all just like...who the hell cares. i'm in my late 20s, i just wanna worldbuild, see if there's any interesting threads to reply to in F&NI, occasionally reply to my storefronts (I WILL DO THAT EVENTUALLY), and like have fun in F7

i got better things to do with my time than care about what the mods are and are not doing or how they are and are not enforcing the rules.

Suit yourself, was just correcting you on a big portion of it, though.
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Fishelle
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Founded: Apr 18, 2023
New York Times Democracy

Postby Fishelle » Thu Mar 21, 2024 4:15 pm

Cliche: Extremely one-sided civil war consisting of the original party (better than the revolting party, obviously) and the revolting party (who wants to make terrible changes to the nation) for the sake of making your nation interesting for once
News: Fishelle Man crashes servers for popular online game "PresidentMonarchs" by uploading the entirety of a 2.5 hour song titled "Saturday Morning Rappin': Dale and Gambi Fansong: Entanglement (Superposition 2)" to the disk storing the theme songs of the different leaders in-game.
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DDG-1 USS Gyatt
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Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 26, 2024
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby DDG-1 USS Gyatt » Fri Mar 22, 2024 9:20 pm

Fishelle wrote:Cliche: Extremely one-sided civil war consisting of the original party (better than the revolting party, obviously) and the revolting party (who wants to make terrible changes to the nation) for the sake of making your nation interesting for once

um theres a reason its a cliche.... its literally not interesting at all.... :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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New Temecula
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Founded: Feb 11, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Temecula » Sun Mar 24, 2024 12:39 am

Fishelle wrote:Cliche: Extremely one-sided civil war consisting of the original party (better than the revolting party, obviously) and the revolting party (who wants to make terrible changes to the nation) for the sake of making your nation interesting for once

Well, I am not cliché!

The Altatem Attempt was the Altatemese separatists attempting to start a civil war. However, it was supressed before it could happen!

How was it supressed? Rodrigo stripped the separatists of their rights, kidnapped their children, and executed a bunch of protesters! (Rodrigo is in exile now, Altatemese separatists are treated a bit nicer now.)

Look how not-cliché I am! (ܩܫܩ)
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NS stats were Altatemese sympethizers from the Altatem Attempt; they were stripped of their rights and thrown in prison!

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A m e n r i a
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Posts: 5253
Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:57 am

New Temecula wrote:
Fishelle wrote:Cliche: Extremely one-sided civil war consisting of the original party (better than the revolting party, obviously) and the revolting party (who wants to make terrible changes to the nation) for the sake of making your nation interesting for once

Well, I am not cliché!

The Altatem Attempt was the Altatemese separatists attempting to start a civil war. However, it was supressed before it could happen!

How was it supressed? Rodrigo stripped the separatists of their rights, kidnapped their children, and executed a bunch of protesters! (Rodrigo is in exile now, Altatemese separatists are treated a bit nicer now.)

Look how not-cliché I am! (ܩܫܩ)


With the War of Dus and Dawn it's a good versus good situation.
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Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
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Greater Kastovia
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Posts: 117
Founded: May 09, 2023
Democratic Socialists

Postby Greater Kastovia » Sun Mar 24, 2024 6:30 am

Having your country lead by either a femboy or a woman
As a feminist and a trans woman, I definitely appreciate people’s commitment to LGBT rights in their nations, but there’s only so many pairs of thigh-high socks and fishnet tights in the world. Save some for the rest of us dawg
Liberal Democratic Pro-Western Russian breakaway state in the Sakhalin Islands lead by a femboy and the world’s most boring human extraordinaire
News: Planning permission for new Chick-fil-A restaurant in Verdansk Grand Plaza Shopping Centre denied due to its refusal to open on Sundays for “Religious reasons”|Minister of State Security refuses to apologise for remark regarding Prime Minister’s “Femboy” fashion, instead doubling down on his comments by saying “There’s a reason men’s and women’s clothing are on separate floors in most department stores: Men don’t look good in skirts, and anyone who does is clearly delusional. People like this are denying mental health services to those that actually need it because of their so-called “Hobbies” and “Gender Identity””

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A m e n r i a
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Founded: Jun 08, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby A m e n r i a » Sun Mar 24, 2024 9:50 am

Greater Kastovia wrote:Having your country lead by either a femboy or a woman
As a feminist and a trans woman, I definitely appreciate people’s commitment to LGBT rights in their nations, but there’s only so many pairs of thigh-high socks and fishnet tights in the world. Save some for the rest of us dawg


As an anti-feminist, I find this post funny. On to the awesome posts thread you go!
The Empire of Amenria (亚洲帝国)
Sinocentric Asian theocratic absolute monarchy. Set 28 years in the future. On-site factbooks are no longer canon. A 13.14 civilization, according to this index.
Your guide to Amenria, organized for your convenience

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Gandoor
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Posts: 10233
Founded: Sep 23, 2008
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Gandoor » Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:41 am

People posting in-character in NSG lol.
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The Web Citadel
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Posts: 140
Founded: Mar 22, 2024
Left-Leaning College State

Postby The Web Citadel » Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:31 am

cliche: "NS stats are [insert some punishment here]" as a way of saying they don't use NS stats

guilty as charged
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Simonia
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Posts: 914
Founded: Aug 13, 2023
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Simonia » Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:35 am

Fishelle wrote:Cliche: Extremely one-sided civil war consisting of the original party (better than the revolting party, obviously) and the revolting party (who wants to make terrible changes to the nation) for the sake of making your nation interesting for once

First, I’m pretty sure I’m the only one here who has writer’s block and does want another Antanagua Aquarium or Fog-Clear-Invasion incident.
Second, the Sunsets were almost winning at one point but then the Pinkies were winning again. I sure to add those twists and turns for a reason!
Unless somebody else also did a civil war for the sake of making an event (what else was I supposed to do? Destroy Antanagua Aquarium?).
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Varsemia
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Posts: 70
Founded: Dec 24, 2023
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Varsemia » Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:35 am

People making a new thread every time a somewhat relevant region gets raided. Just make a one big thread and keep the fighting and arguing there.
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Small island nation that recently came out of isolation, in a world with slightly more advanced tech than the modern era.

Circles are the best shape and blue is the best colour.
Spring/Autumn > Summer/Winter.
Spiders are cute.

Island Supremacy!

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European Federation Reunified
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Posts: 505
Founded: Jun 20, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby European Federation Reunified » Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:10 pm

Cliché: Every Caribbean nation will have El Presidente di Tropico as its leader.

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The Astral Mandate
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Posts: 2307
Founded: Nov 30, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Astral Mandate » Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:13 pm

Cliché: Janpia dropping into a II RP at the last second and deploying WMDs
MT, borderline PMT (Year: 2023)
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The Malaya Rajanate
Envoy
 
Posts: 274
Founded: Nov 23, 2023
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Malaya Rajanate » Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:23 pm

European Federation Reunified wrote:Cliché: Every Caribbean nation will have El Presidente di Tropico as its leader.

He looks like a pretty trustworthy, non-corrupt guy that leads the banana republic with the people's best interests in mind, I'd vote for him
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Independent Republic of Boldonia
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Posts: 1607
Founded: Mar 05, 2022
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Independent Republic of Boldonia » Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:34 pm

Cliche: MT nations who have their militaries be made up of 90% 5th Gen or 4.5th Gen fighters, 80% the newest next generation submarines and warships, 80% the newest next generation 6.5mm assault rifles and optics, and 90% the newest and latest carbon fiber armor despite being set in 2024.
Portal to Boldonia
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Juansonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2282
Founded: Apr 01, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Juansonia » Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:09 pm

Greater Kastovia wrote:Having your country lead by either a femboy or a woman
As a feminist and a trans woman, I definitely appreciate people’s commitment to LGBT rights in their nations, but there’s only so many pairs of thigh-high socks and fishnet tights in the world. Save some for the rest of us dawg
Actually, thigh-highs only seem so scarce because 99% of them are hidden in yet-unsold firearms, magazines, and tactical gear.
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Hatsune Miku > British Imperialism
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Kernen did nothing wrong.
Space Squid wrote:Each sin should get it's own month.

Right now, Pride gets June, and Greed, Envy, and Gluttony have to share Thanksgiving/Black Friday through Christmas, Sloth gets one day in September, and Lust gets one day in February.

It's not equitable at all
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Aikoland
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Posts: 1958
Founded: Dec 22, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Aikoland » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:46 am

Not a cliché but I just remembered the time someone made a thread in NSG and claimed a nuclear bomb had just gone off in Moscow.

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=436988&p=33545866

It's so hilarious like 'OMG a nuclear bomb just went off and nearly blinded me, better take a photo, upload it online, and post about it on NSG'
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Official Nation Name: The Empire of Aikoland
Government Type: Parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Head of State: Empress Élisabeth IV
Head of Government: Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger
Population: 6.07 million (2023 estimate)
Official Language: French
Current Year: 2023

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Unmet Player
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Posts: 817
Founded: Aug 24, 2022
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Unmet Player » Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:53 am

Aikoland wrote:Not a cliché but I just remembered the time someone made a thread in NSG and claimed a nuclear bomb had just gone off in Moscow.

viewtopic.php?f=20&t=436988&p=33545866

It's so hilarious like 'OMG a nuclear bomb just went off and nearly blinded me, better take a photo, upload it online, and post about it on NSG'

I dont know about you, but any time something bad happens I always make sure to post about on NSG
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Randomnian State
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Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 04, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Randomnian State » Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:50 am

I seem to notice that in F7 there are fewer and fewer games about politics and more and more games like "guess which leader wears plaid socks?"

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Dayganistan
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Posts: 1620
Founded: May 02, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Dayganistan » Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:36 pm

Randomnian State wrote:I seem to notice that in F7 there are fewer and fewer games about politics and more and more games like "guess which leader wears plaid socks?"

F7 is the silly board, it's not for serious RP.
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A secular, Tajik dominated state in Central Asia which has experienced 40 years of democratic backsliding. NS stats are NOT used.

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Aikoland
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Posts: 1958
Founded: Dec 22, 2011
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Aikoland » Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:46 pm

Yup.

We used to have serious RP in F7 but that was before they created Portal to the Multiverse.
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Trois États, Une Impératrice
Official Flag|Factbook|Q&A
The middle character in my flag is a boy
A small Francophone nation located on a group of islands to the south of France. Primary territory of the nation consists of three main islands, the states as described in our national motto, along with smaller less populated islands surrounding them.
Official Nation Name: The Empire of Aikoland
Government Type: Parliamentary constitutional monarchy
Head of State: Empress Élisabeth IV
Head of Government: Prime Minister Mélodie Bélanger
Population: 6.07 million (2023 estimate)
Official Language: French
Current Year: 2023

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Randomnian State
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Posts: 1
Founded: Feb 04, 2024
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Randomnian State » Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:05 am

Dayganistan wrote:
Randomnian State wrote:I seem to notice that in F7 there are fewer and fewer games about politics and more and more games like "guess which leader wears plaid socks?"

F7 is the silly board, it's not for serious RP.

Who said anything about RP? I meant silly games that were about politics, about having their leaders interact, or about being more about their own nations.

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Laka Strolistandiler
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Posts: 5010
Founded: Jul 14, 2018
Democratic Socialists

Postby Laka Strolistandiler » Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:26 am

Independent Republic of Boldonia wrote:Cliche: MT nations who have their militaries be made up of 90% 5th Gen or 4.5th Gen fighters, 80% the newest next generation submarines and warships, 80% the newest next generation 6.5mm assault rifles and optics, and 90% the newest and latest carbon fiber armor despite being set in 2024.

This. I’m so tired of people not having their military evolve organically
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I am not a Russian but a Cameroonian born in this POS.
An autocratic semi feudal monarchy with elements of aristocracy. Society absurdly hierarchical, cosplaying Edwardian Britain. A British-ish colonial empire incorporating some partially democratic nations who just want some WMD’s
Pronouns up to your choice I can be a girl if I want to so refer to me as she/her.
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Gaybeans
Diplomat
 
Posts: 556
Founded: Dec 17, 2022
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Gaybeans » Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:37 am

Greater Kastovia wrote:Having your country lead by either a femboy or a woman
As a feminist and a trans woman, I definitely appreciate people’s commitment to LGBT rights in their nations, but there’s only so many pairs of thigh-high socks and fishnet tights in the world. Save some for the rest of us dawg


I wish I could get stats on the leaders of all the active nations as most of them I see are just Genetic Politics Man or Generic Military Badass Man
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:27 am

Cliche: Slowly using NS less and less due to life and drifting interests, but still logging in to make sure the account doesn't die
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!

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