Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Foxfound]

Gary Montgomery Stu, after drinking himself with a full litre of Sprite, enters the saloon like an unseen spectre, observing the patrons, their conversations, and their shenanigans.

Despite his gloriously youthful appearance, he is hunched over because of the very heavy Cape he has draped himself with. Making him look like an old person from afar.

He sits himself down beside Father Atom, a condescending smug look etched on his face.

Gary greets Father Atom:

“What is up, Father Atom?”

Father Atom looked up from his book and towards Gary as he nodded in his direction.

"I am well good sir, how are you on this fine day?" Atom asked.

Kiri the ghost girl happened to be sitting nearby, reading. Little did she know that her supernatural nature would probably send Father Atom into a frenzy if he saw her.

[Nantoraka]

(Shit Phur'an has to make a cheeky scooby-doo reference but he can't notice her)
(this is a dilemma)

[Foxfound]

(Shit Phur'an has to make a cheeky scooby-doo reference but he can't notice her)
(this is a dilemma)

(Naturally, the Scooby-Doo reference takes precedence.)
(So what if problems ensue?)

[President Gary Montgomery Stu]

Astre waved off the bottle offered to him by the demon and sat down at the bar. Then came that newcomer and, judging by his shit-eating grin, Astre knew he would be nothing but an annoyance and closed his eyes for a moment.

Gary smiles at Astre, rather in a very eerie manner. His smile reaching ear to ear like the Joker, revealing his teeth covered in plaque.

Gary Montgomery Stu, after drinking himself with a full litre of Sprite, enters the saloon like an unseen spectre, observing the patrons, their conversations, and their shenanigans.

Despite his gloriously youthful appearance, he is hunched over because of the very heavy Cape he has draped himself with. Making him look like an old person from afar.

He sits himself down beside Father Atom, a condescending smug look etched on his face.

Gary greets Father Atom:

“What is up, Father Atom?”

Father Atom looked up from his book and towards Gary as he nodded in his direction.

"I am well good sir, how are you on this fine day?" Atom asked.

Gary turns and responds to Father Atom, still smiling like a goofy jackass

“Good, I am feeling very good...Nyeheheheh...”

Gary goes on to ask for a cup of Sprite and a bowl of cooked Spam and Rice.

Gary Montgomery Stu, after drinking himself with a full litre of Sprite, enters the saloon like an unseen spectre, observing the patrons, their conversations, and their shenanigans.

Despite his gloriously youthful appearance, he is hunched over because of the very heavy Cape he has draped himself with. Making him look like an old person from afar.

He sits himself down beside Father Atom, a condescending smug look etched on his face.

Gary greets Father Atom:

“What is up, Father Atom?”

"I've never seen a more dysfunctional relationship between liver and human."

Gary goes on to ignore what the Director had said about him, snorting at the comment made about him.

[Veise]

Astre's eyes shot open, and he replied to the guy's psychotic grin with a sinister, hateful glare with squinting, cat-like eyes and flared nostrils.

[Nantoraka]

Father Atom looked up from his book and towards Gary as he nodded in his direction.

"I am well good sir, how are you on this fine day?" Atom asked.

Kiri the ghost girl happened to be sitting nearby, reading. Little did she know that her supernatural nature would probably send Father Atom into a frenzy if he saw her.

"aw hell naw"
"Someone get the Shaggy Gang here!"

[Foxfound]

Kiri the ghost girl happened to be sitting nearby, reading. Little did she know that her supernatural nature would probably send Father Atom into a frenzy if he saw her.

"aw hell naw"
"Someone get the Shaggy Gang here!"

"Hm? What?"

She turned around in her seat, looking at him quizzically.

"Oh. Hello. What's your name? My name's Kiri."

[Nantoraka]

"aw hell naw"
"Someone get the Shaggy Gang here!"

"Hm? What?"

She turned around in her seat, looking at him quizzically.

"Oh. Hello. What's your name? My name's Kiri."

"Well"
"Do you want my short name, my long name, or my English translated name? I have a lot of names."

[Foxfound]

"Hm? What?"

She turned around in her seat, looking at him quizzically.

"Oh. Hello. What's your name? My name's Kiri."

"Well"
"Do you want my short name, my long name, or my English translated name? I have a lot of names."

"...
I guess English? I can speak English and Japanese."

[President Gary Montgomery Stu]

Astre's eyes shot open, and he replied to the guy's psychotic grin with a sinister, hateful glare with squinting, cat-like eyes and flared nostrils.

Gary takes a slurp from his spicy Kimchi noodles, sending droplets of the spicy water out and about the area. Gary inhales and then releases a burp.

Gary, already noticing Astre’s hateful stare in his direction, stares right back with one side of his smile crooked all the way to his ear, tilting his head.

“Got a problem, Sir?”

[Nantoraka]

"Well"
"Do you want my short name, my long name, or my English translated name? I have a lot of names."

"...
I guess English? I can speak English and Japanese."

"Rightio. Well, in English, my name is Water That Waves, but if you want you can just call me Water or Waves. I sure as hell can't stand saying the full thing each time."
"Nice to meet you and...uh, what exactly are you?"

[Foxfound]

"...
I guess English? I can speak English and Japanese."

"Rightio. Well, in English, my name is Water That Waves, but if you want you can just call me Water or Waves. I sure as hell can't stand saying the full thing each time."
"Nice to meet you and...uh, what exactly are you?"

"Waves could work! Oh, and I'm what you'd probably call a ghost. The more accurate term is yūrei, though. Most of us haunt things and are pretty mean, but I promise I'm nice!"

[Nantoraka]

"Rightio. Well, in English, my name is Water That Waves, but if you want you can just call me Water or Waves. I sure as hell can't stand saying the full thing each time."
"Nice to meet you and...uh, what exactly are you?"

"Waves could work! Oh, and I'm what you'd probably call a ghost. The more accurate term is yūrei, though. Most of us haunt things and are pretty mean, but I promise I'm nice!"

"I hope."
"I have an anti-ghost vacuum in my closet for spooky ghosts like that."
"Where exactly did you come from? Did you just pop out of a grave, or...."

[Foxfound]

"Waves could work! Oh, and I'm what you'd probably call a ghost. The more accurate term is yūrei, though. Most of us haunt things and are pretty mean, but I promise I'm nice!"

"I hope."
"I have an anti-ghost vacuum in my closet for spooky ghosts like that."
"Where exactly did you come from? Did you just pop out of a grave, or...."

She shivered a bit at that second sentence.

"P-please don't hurt me...
And, well, what happened was I was too scared to go to the afterlife without my parents. I didn't know where they went after I died, though, so I sort of hid in my grave for a while... so I guess that's accurate, technically."

[Nantoraka]

"I hope."
"I have an anti-ghost vacuum in my closet for spooky ghosts like that."
"Where exactly did you come from? Did you just pop out of a grave, or...."

She shivered a bit at that second sentence.

"P-please don't hurt me...
And, well, what happened was I was too scared to go to the afterlife without my parents. I didn't know where they went after I died, though, so I sort of hid in my grave for a while... so I guess that's accurate, technically."

"I never hurt people, as long as I'm not being haunted. Sole exception."
"Ah....right....your parents. What's that story about?"

[Foxfound]

She shivered a bit at that second sentence.

"P-please don't hurt me...
And, well, what happened was I was too scared to go to the afterlife without my parents. I didn't know where they went after I died, though, so I sort of hid in my grave for a while... so I guess that's accurate, technically."

"I never hurt people, as long as I'm not being haunted. Sole exception."
"Ah....right....your parents. What's that story about?"

"Well... we used to travel a lot, since we didn't have a permanent home, and I got separated from them in this really dark forest, and then I was... killed by some kind of horrible monster. It was too dangerous for them to stick around long, and I ended up being buried there... I was actually stuck alone for over ten years. It was hard to leave or ask for help because most people assumed I was malevolent. I'm reunited with my parents now, though, so don't worry. I made some friends and they helped me find them. It turns out they were living nearby all along! And even better, I have a little sister now!"

It wasn't exactly something anyone would want to think about going through, but she seemed to have gotten through it alright.

[Veise]

Gary takes a slurp from his spicy Kimchi noodles, sending droplets of the spicy water out and about the area. Gary inhales and then releases a burp.

Gary, already noticing Astre’s hateful stare in his direction, stares right back with one side of his smile crooked all the way to his ear, tilting his head.

“Got a problem, Sir?”

"Maybe." grunted Astre, before closing his eyes again.

[Nantoraka]

"I never hurt people, as long as I'm not being haunted. Sole exception."
"Ah....right....your parents. What's that story about?"

"Well... we used to travel a lot, since we didn't have a permanent home, and I got separated from them in this really dark forest, and then I was... killed by some kind of horrible monster. It was too dangerous for them to stick around long, and I ended up being buried there... I was actually stuck alone for over ten years. It was hard to leave or ask for help because most people assumed I was malevolent. I'm reunited with my parents now, though, so don't worry. I made some friends and they helped me find them. It turns out they were living nearby all along! And even better, I have a little sister now!"

It wasn't exactly something anyone would want to think about going through, but she seemed to have gotten through it alright.

Phur'an put his hand to his mouth and began coughing, before stopping.
"Jesus Christ. That's metal."

[Nantoraka]

*extraordinarily loud and bored groaning*

[Low bloods]

"Well this place seems to be busy by the looks of it, or was busy by the looks of it"

[Foxfound]

"Well... we used to travel a lot, since we didn't have a permanent home, and I got separated from them in this really dark forest, and then I was... killed by some kind of horrible monster. It was too dangerous for them to stick around long, and I ended up being buried there... I was actually stuck alone for over ten years. It was hard to leave or ask for help because most people assumed I was malevolent. I'm reunited with my parents now, though, so don't worry. I made some friends and they helped me find them. It turns out they were living nearby all along! And even better, I have a little sister now!"

It wasn't exactly something anyone would want to think about going through, but she seemed to have gotten through it alright.

Phur'an put his hand to his mouth and began coughing, before stopping.
"Jesus Christ. That's metal."

She frowned for a bit, but recovered.

"Y-yeah... it's been pretty rough. But... it's fine now. I'm with my family, which is what I wanted in the first place. And most of the people in my village don't mind that I'm a ghost."

[Zorvaxovania]

Hate to say something out of character but

By golly y'all are still here that's mad lads

uuuuuuuuuuuh ima update my flag n come back once i block all these region advertisements its great seeing old face flag things

[Kitsune France]

Two groups of cowboys are shooting at each other inside the saloon while Ballroom Blitz blares from a stereo, cries of anguish are heard as some of the shooters trip over tables and die from gunshot wounds.

Some weird bald guy clips through the wall, a floating pistol summoned out of nowhere and into his hand before he shoots them all one by one, the pistol making an unrealistic popping sound. After all the active shooters are killed, the man stares off into space before randomly yelling...

"S A N T I A G O!"

[Low bloods]

Vixen glanced at the current events and wasn't sure if he should be surprised just keep going on his way, sure the bartender had seen shootouts but not as odd."

The old wold knight sniffed the air and growled "What on earth is that... insanity?" His eyes narrowed from behind his visor.

[Nantoraka]

Two groups of cowboys are shooting at each other inside the saloon while Ballroom Blitz blares from a stereo, cries of anguish are heard as some of the shooters trip over tables and die from gunshot wounds.

Some weird bald guy clips through the wall, a floating pistol summoned out of nowhere and into his hand before he shoots them all one by one, the pistol making an unrealistic popping sound. After all the active shooters are killed, the man stares off into space before randomly yelling...

"S A N T I A G O!"

"...Wow, good job Lone Ranger."