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Kids Toy Review Channels
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Sep 21, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Kids Toy Review Channels » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:12 am

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*changes channel*
To relieve my pain, I must bring pain down on you.
If Kids Toy Channels from YouTube aren’t coming over here, I might just bring them to NationStates.
YOU F*CKING DEAL WITH IT
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Fatatatutti
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 10966
Founded: Jun 02, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Fatatatutti » Sun Sep 30, 2018 11:52 am

"Tonight on FatatatuTV, Blaze Fishington makes a guest appearance on Baking With Alphonse..."

*changes channel*

"... the premiere of..."

*changes channel*

"Do you have...?"

*changes channel*

"... a special exhibition at the Fishingtonian Institute..."

*changes channels"

"... Fish Brand Fish Products..."

*changes channel*

"... when the best just isn't good enough..."

"changes channel*
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Coon Key
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Sep 26, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Coon Key » Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:18 pm

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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Sun Sep 30, 2018 5:55 pm

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"Oh right, this existed....."

~Chango Channeno~
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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New Transeurasia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1203
Founded: Dec 22, 2016
Left-Leaning College State

Postby New Transeurasia » Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:08 pm

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-Oh dear god change the channel now-
✿ Eurasia ✿ Евразия ✿ 欧亜 ✿ ユーラシア ✿
LIBERATE THE WORLD / DEMOCRACY AND PROSPERITY / FORGED BY MAN THEMSELF
Welcome to 2035. Tenth-light-speed spacecraft, overpopulation, abundance of resources, the tripolar cold war, and catgirls await.
ENN 欧亜囯家通訊社 Eurasian National News: S7 Airlines flight 661 makes emergency landing in Miiriney, RU after failed hijacking | CTVN 长春広播电視集団 Chángchūn Television Network: President Kuzma makes speech on plans for her 2nd term after re-election
MT-PMT gang
2k10s scenemo nation lol - honestly have no idea what to do with this anymore
NStats imprisoned on Proteus
trans rights! ♀ she/they
Background Music
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The Great Under-Empire
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Sep 09, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby The Great Under-Empire » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:31 pm

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*change channel*
The Skaven Under-Empire from Warhammer
Sorry BP for weird english. Also, can't do half the Issues because it won't make sense.
Clans of the Under-Empire
Klxa ow xte Entta-Exnxvia
NS stat-things are eaten-devoured, good-yes!

SVN: Great-glorious rocket into space! More worlds, more food, more glory for us! | We take elf-thing magic, dead-things magic, Chaos-things magic! Take it all, Take it all!!! | Warp-tech makes no gravity weapon-machine, make pointy-ears and human things fly fly!
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Great Celestial China
Envoy
 
Posts: 298
Founded: Dec 17, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Celestial China » Mon Oct 01, 2018 1:07 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPx6uMZo7MY

This is just beautiful..... just beautiful. This was sent by God from the heavens.... just amazing.

*Bows to TV and forgets to change channel*
A 12 civilization, according to this index.
I'll add more in my sig eventually
I gave up fixing the flag, might ask for help one day
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Crazybloxian Empire
Diplomat
 
Posts: 611
Founded: Apr 01, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Crazybloxian Empire » Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:45 pm

*changes channel*

For only 1 dollar you can get your hands on these nukes! Now it’s your chance to Nuke Renegalle!

*changes channel*
Crazybloxian Empire

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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
Ex-Nation

Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Wed Oct 03, 2018 7:54 am

"Positively enter—"

*Changes channel*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Supercellium
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Dec 19, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Supercellium » Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:40 pm

"Dial 1-800-CASH4CARS toda-"

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95X
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1418
Founded: Sep 30, 2004
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Re: Change the channel

Postby 95X » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:10 pm

"—opponent is a vile excuse of a human being—"

*Changes channel immediately*
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
Is it sad that some I learned AO4LIFE from are no longer in Atlantian Oceania?
“An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.”—Niels Bohr
‘Everyone makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers at the end of pencils.’—Bob Monkhouse paraphrase
“If you want to read books, read books.”—Dennis James
AOCAF 22 & 47 Champions! • Volleyball World Expo 1, 2, 4, 7 & 9 Champions!
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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 444
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Karamiko » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:21 pm

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*changes channel*
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, humanistic religion, friendliness, kindness, baseball, unisex looks, kalanta, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3021 ~ NS Stats are not used!
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The New Fandom Republic
Envoy
 
Posts: 260
Founded: Dec 05, 2013
New York Times Democracy

Postby The New Fandom Republic » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:32 pm

"Amanda, why did you do it Amanda? I thought we were lovers!" *Amanda is sobbing while eating steak fingers* "I'm sorry John, but my steak*nom* finger addiction is stronger than my love for you."
*John falls to his knees* "Amanda no!"
*Changes Channel*
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Valentine Z
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13070
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:56 pm

"Today's interview will pit us against this lovely kitten called Holly, who is the favorite sensation and national pet of Valentine Z! How do you feel, Holly?"

"... Meow :3"

"Hm hm, nice, very nice. Back to you, Jamie!"

*Changes channel*
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ ＼(^_^)／ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Let Fate sort it out.
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Australian rePublic
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 27213
Founded: Mar 18, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Australian rePublic » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:28 pm

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**Changes Channel**
Hard-Core Centrist. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
All in-character posts are fictional and have no actual connection to any real governments
You don't appreciate the good police officers until you've lived amongst the dregs of society and/or had them as customers
From Greek ancestry Orthodox Christian
Issues and WA Proposals Written By Me |Issue Ideas You Can Steal
I want to commission infrastructure in Australia in real life, if you can help me, please telegram me. I am dead serious
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Kettering Town
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 471
Founded: Dec 18, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Kettering Town » Thu Oct 04, 2018 7:30 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=291ET6Py6H8

"Oh...Oh this is wonderful...."

**Changes Channel**
Από το Λονδίνο μέχρι το Κάιρο και το πρότυπο του τηλεφώνου φτάνει ψηλά!
The Communique you are reading has been altered by [MINIFOR]
Kettroa can into Embassy!
"From London to Cairo! the Standard Flies High!"
Interested? Read my Minicul Approved Factbooks!
A Level 5 civilization, according to this index.
The [MINIFOR] News Bulletin:--Kettroe Warship Squadrons Bomb Gallacia--Molecular Fission Reactor Prototype Sucessful-- WEATHER [Courtesy of [MINIRESDEV]:Heavy Rain Across the Country, Dark Skies, Listening to Lo-Fi Recommended.--[END NEWSFLASH]
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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 444
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
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Postby Karamiko » Thu Oct 04, 2018 10:42 pm

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*Changes channel*
Karamiko - the land of lush pine forests, adorable king penguins, cultural diversity, humanistic religion, friendliness, kindness, baseball, unisex looks, kalanta, and more!
IC name is Antarctica ~ The year is 3021 ~ NS Stats are not used!
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Union of Lesser Soviet Republics
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 400
Founded: Dec 11, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Union of Lesser Soviet Republics » Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:01 pm

*Scene of marching soldiers looking at the dead and wounded.*

"This is pretty."

"And we're not even in Stalingrad ye-."

*Changes Channel*
No, I don't have a 100% tax rate nor do I support it

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The Batavia
Senator
 
Posts: 3624
Founded: May 08, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Batavia » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:19 am

*guy jumps from the top of the bridge into the water right when the beat drops

"So guys, we did it. We reached a quarter of a million subscribers. 250.000 subscribers and still growing. The fact th-"

*changes channel*
Ditched my old signature. Will be making a pretty looking one when I find the time.
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The Zravvisk
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 56
Founded: Jan 07, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Zravvisk » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:27 am

"Hello and welcome to Game Theory!"

*changes channel*
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with condiments.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
Trying to collect every NS pokemon card. Almost 630 collected.

La Paz de Los Ricos wrote:They believe the stars are full of wonder, when they are, in fact, GIANT, BURNING DEMON-SPHERES OF SIGHT-BLINDING, GRAVITY-CREATING, LIFE-ENDING, OVERALL DEADLINESS.
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Union of Lesser Soviet Republics
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 400
Founded: Dec 11, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Union of Lesser Soviet Republics » Fri Oct 05, 2018 1:30 am

*A Russian man lies on the ground near a snowy parking lot, holding a bottle*

"I'm having a-Uh, bottle in hand. I'm laying on the ground with my dignity-"

*Another man comes in and drags him*

"COMPLETELY DESTROYED!"

*The camera follows the man as he screams while being dragged.*

*Changes Channel*
No, I don't have a 100% tax rate nor do I support it

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The Biggles Syndicate
Diplomat
 
Posts: 939
Founded: May 18, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby The Biggles Syndicate » Fri Oct 05, 2018 5:36 am

"Howdy folks, and welcome back to Cold Waters with The Mighty Jingles."
changes channel, but not before watching the entire episode
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Occidens Praseodymia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Aug 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Occidens Praseodymia » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:44 am

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Me - Yesssssssssss!
Wife - Turn that junk off!
Me - :(
*changes channel*
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Occidens Praseodymia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 125
Founded: Aug 03, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Occidens Praseodymia » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:11 am

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*cries*
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Southern States 2
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Aug 31, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Southern States 2 » Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:15 am

and the reward goes to---

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