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The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne

Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:20 pm

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Woohoo! Hey dudes. This church is for all those Ozzy lovers out there. (If any.) Any one who agrees with Ozzy's ways should join this church. He's freakin awesome and deserves to be worshipped. Woohoo!

The Region of Ozzy

This the offical forum for The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne. Please register if you are a member of the church.

The Church of Ozzy

Ozzy Song of the Day:

Junkie (Live)

Ozzy Album of the Month:

Scream

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Playlist:

1: Let It Die

2: Let Me Hear You Scream

3: Soul Sucker

4: Life Won't Wait

5: Diggin' Me Down

6: Crucify

7: Fearless

8: Time

9: I Want It More

10: Latimer's Mercy

11. I Love You All


The Awesome One:
He who is favored most by Ozzy himself.

The Ultimate Ozzy Freak:
He who is the assistant to The Awesome One. He is in charge when The Awesome One is absent.

The Head Worshippers:
Those who lead Ozzy's ceremonies. They are hand picked by The Awesome One.

The Heavy Metallers:
The dudes who follow Ozzy's ways.

Current Members:

The Awesome One: Junkyland

The Ultimate Ozzy Freak: Picklepoo

The Forum King Head Worshipper: Shinkadomayaka

The Semi-Awesome One Head Worshipper: Huntertopia

The Neo-Nazi Skinhead Head Worshipper: Rogue Germany

The Head Worshipper of the People: The Rich Port

The Emperor Head Worshipper: The Archiepelago

The Glorious Ozzy-Worshipping Head Worshipper: Daemonheart

The Supreme Master of Heavy Metal Awesomeness Head Worshipper: Stannge

The Psychotic Ozzy-Worshipping Head Worshipper: Zirconim

The Warrior God Head Worshipper: East germanias

The Draconic Head Worshiper: Izandai

The Freakin Awesome Heavy Metaller: New Junkyland

The (Insert Awesome Pre-Title Here) Heavy Metaller: Takaram

The Hell Raiser Heavy Metaller: Inchland

The Lead Heavy Metaller: Cajunramfan

The Most Canadian Heavy Metaller: Manahakatouki

The Most Hard-Rockin Heavy Metaller: Peterbolton

The Rift Master Heavy Metaller: N3wgr0unds

The Heave Heavy Metaller: Uri Land

The Insane Drummer Heavy Metaller: Bull Shark

The Flaming Maniac Heavy Metaller: Nader Land

The Cheesiest Heavy Metaller: Cheeseoslavia

The Ultimate Heavy Metaller: The Church of Ozzy

The Anarchy Freak Heavy Metaller: Anarchist Mean People

The Alternative Heavy Metaller: Ermonte

The Miscellaneous Heavy Metaller: Hornopolis

The Drug Capelan Heavy Metaller: Ganjadude

The Stoned Zombie Elitist Heavy Metaller: Yuck-Yuck Nazi-Pizza

The The Frickin Beast Heavy Metaller: Austinboy

The Vanishing Heavy Metaller: The F7 Phantom

The Most Bitch-slappingly Ass-kickingly Annoying Mind-raping Heavy Metaller: Puff-Puff Pass Land

The Bizarre Yet Strangely Weird Heavy Metaller: Haiz

The Sexy Asian Godess Heavy Metaller: Yukii

The Stalker Police Heavy Metaller: ILYLOL

The Sporkish Follower of Ozzy Heavy Metaller: Mutant Lobster People

The Wayward Heavy Metaller: Ruthless Slaughter

The Zombie King Heavy Metaller: Zombie Infectors

The Wiitarded Heavy Metaller: Jalanat

The Chaos Lord Heavy Metaller: Killfields

The Medal Worshiper from Hell Heavy Metaller: Vita ut nex

The Princess Heavy Metaller: Celestial Divinities

The Master of Coolness Heavy Metaller: Andrewboy

The Drumset Maniac Heavy Metaller: North Wiedna

The Mutant Catfish Taming Heavy Metaller: Fanaglia

The God of Hot Flaming Chicks Heavy Metaller: Hogusholand

The Drunken Fiend Heavy Metaller: The Parkus Empire

The Sexxxy Anarchist Heavy Metaller: KaylaNyland

The Evil Mooing Rocker Heavy Metaller: Demon Cows

The Undying Heavy Metaller: Preporod

The Ludacrisly Maniacal Worshipper Heavy Metaller: Onyenu

The Angstylicious Heavy Metaller: Zakkystan

The Green Thundering Heavy Metaller: UberWeegeeia

The Whackjob Emo Heavy Metaller: Unilisia

The Dystopian Post-Grunge Heavy Metaller: The Valkrane Islands

The Zombie Freak Heavy Metaller: The Zombie Lands

The INSANE Heavy Metaller: 2nd PLT

The Insane Dwarf King Heavy Metaller: AlturRung

The Insanely Evil One of Mordor Heavy Metaller: The Evil One of Mordor

The Moon Barking Gothic Heavy Metaller: Ceannairceach

The Freakin' Insane Demonic Heavy Metaller: HeavyMetalHeaven

The Astray Heavy Metaller: Conoga

The I Am Bill Ward Heavy Metaller: American Revolution

The Bitch king of Wangmar Heavy Metaller: Krakadarek

The Awesomeness Heavy Metaller: Randy Rhoads

The So And So Heavy Metaller: Impossible Believers

The Incredibly Manly Yet Overtly Camp Heavy Metaller: Johz

Alliances:


The Random Church of Lucario


The CHURCH of Celestial Divinities


The Church of Olthar


Enemies of Ozzy:

For now, no one. All do to the death of Betapeg.


Ambassadors:

The Random Church of Lucario:

Jalanat

The Church of Olthar:

Olthar

Grenartia

Nightkill

Offical Diplomats of The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne

Name: Shawn Oscan
Date of Birth: Febuary 20, 1986
Birth Place: Middleton County, Junkyland
Parents: Deceased
Spouse: Currently unmarried
Siblings: Sheen Oscan
Personal Info: Was born and raised in Middleton County, Junkyland. Both parents died in a car accident when Shawn was only 13. Lived with uncle until he went to college. Is a expert guitarist and plays in many bands across the world. His skills were so good that he was offered the title of diplomat in The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne. He is familiar in the ways of Ozzy.

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Name: Kelly Osbourne
Date of Birth: October 27, 1984
Birth Place: Ozzfest, Junkyland
Parents: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne
Spouse: Currently unmarried
Siblings: Jack and Aimee Osbourne
Personal Info: Kelly is a Junkyland media personality, fashion designer, singer, actress and model, known for being the daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. She was thrust into the limelight after appearing on reality series The Osbournes with her family, for which they won a 2002 Ozzy award for Outstanding Reality Programme with her family. She has also made forays into music, acting, fashion, writing and radio presentation. She was offered the job as diplomat of The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne because she is Ozzy's daughter.

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The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne National Anthem

Junkie

You're coming down badly
You're crippled inside
A rat in your sewer
You've no place to hide
A gut wrenching fever
Addicted to death
You don't give a fu@%
If it means your last breath

You try so hard to quit
But you'll never admit
You're the junkie
There's no reasoning why
Cause the mirror don't lie
Your the junkie

You crave for the needle to stick in your vein
Can't wait for the poison to kill all the pain
You buy your cheap ticket to take a short ride
That beautiful flower is eating your mind

You try so hard to quit
But you'll never admit
You're the junkie
There's no reasoning why
Cause the mirror don't lie
Your the junkie

Your name means nothing
You don't know the score
Body is aching you still crave for more
Sometimes you wish that you'd never been born
Tormenting came with a crown full of thorns

You're chasing the dragon
You're chasing the high
Abird with one wing
Who's still trying to fly
You're all out of spirit
A dead man alive
A born again junkie
You'll never survive

You try so hard to quit
But you'll never admit
You're the junkie
There's no reasoning why
Cause the mirror don't lie
Your the junkie

Junkie
Junkie
Junkie
Junkie


The Twelve Commandments of Ozzy

I. Thou shall have no other gods before Ozzy.

II. Thou shall obey the word of The Awesome One as the word of Ozzy.

III. Thou shall not impersonate Ozzy or The Awesome One.

IV. Thou shall not use the name of Ozzy in vain.

V. Honor Ozzy daily.

VI. Bite at least one bat's head off each decade.

VII. Drink at least one cup of bat's blood every year.

VIII. Thou shall respect the forums.

IX. Thou shall attend Ozzfest every year.

X. Thou shall not insult Ozzy.

XI. Thou shall not insult The Awesome One.

XII. Thou shall not know the twelfth commandment, for it is for the eyes of The Awesome One only.


The Proper Way to Sacrifice

To sacrifice someone to Ozzy, you need the following materials:

4 Cups Bat Blood, cursed by The Awesome One.

1 Twisted Metal Knife.

The central room of the Temple of Rock available for the sacrifice.


Process:

1. Tie the sacrifice to the stone table in the center of the heart room, alive.

2. Gag sacrifice.

3. Have The Awesome One curse the bats blood.

4. Make one long cut from the sacrifices forehead to the belly button. Try to avoid the neck.

5: Pour salt into the wounds.

6. Slice the tip of your finger and let three drops of your blood fall into the bats blood.

7. Pour the bats blood over the sacrifice, allow the excess to run off through the grooves.

8. Cut the sacrifices wrists and ankles.

9. Allow the sacrifice to bleed to death.

10. Burn the dead body while chanting the sacrificial tune. (Crazy Train)


Requirements of an Ozzite

Every Ozzite is required to do the following:

1. Follow the Twelve Commandments of Ozzy.

2. Help in any wars the church is involved in however they can.

3. Stay constant on the forums.


Ozzy Osbourne Playlist

1: Junkie (Live)

2: Crazy Train

3: Mama, I'm Coming Home

4: Suicide Solution

5: Goodbye To Romance

6: Mr. Crowely

7: Paranoid (Live)

8: Black Rain

9: I Don't Wanna Stop

10: Bark At The Moon

11. Diary Of A Madman

12: Countdown's Begun

13: I Don't Know (Live)

14: Flying High Again

15: Crazy Babies

16: Trap Door

17: No More Tears

18: I Just Want You

19: Desire

20: Dreamer

21: Road To Nowhere

22: Perry Mason

23: You're No Different

24: Not Going Away

25: No Easy Way Out

26: Breakin' All The Rules

27: That I Never Had (Live)

28: Believer

29: Fire In The Sky

30: Miracle Man

31: You're No Different

32: Rock ‘N’ Roll Rebel

33: Gets Me Through

34: I Don’t Want To Change The World

35: Mr. Tinkertrain

36: You Can't Kill Rock N' Roll

37: Thunder Underground

38: Time After Time

39: See You On The Other Side

40: 11 Silver

41: Won't Be Comin' Home (S.I.N.)

42: Lay Your World on Me

43: Ultimate Sin

44: Spiders

45: Never Know Why

46: Thank God for the Bomb

47: Facing Hell

48: Alive

49: Black Illusion

50: Nightmare

51: Bang Bang (You’re Dead)

52: Walk on Water

53: Let It Die

54: Let Me Hear You Scream

55: Soul Sucker

56: Life Won’t Wait

57: Diggin’ Me Down

58: Crucify

59: Fearless

60: Time

61: I Want It More

62: Latimer’s Mercy

63: The Almighty Dollar

64: Civilize The Universe

65: Running Out Of Time

66: Can You Hear Them?

67: Tomorrow

68: Denial

69: My Little Man

70: My Jekyll Doesn’t Hide

71: Old L.A. Tonight

72: Hellraiser

73: Zombie Stomp

74: A.V.H.

75: Devil’s Daughter

76: Bloodbath In Paradise

77: Tattoo Dancer

78: Demon Alcohol

79: Hero

80: One More Time

81: Jump The Moon

82: No Place For Angels

83: Whole World’s Fallin’ Down

84: Secret Loser

85: Never

86: Lightning Strikes

87: Killer Of Giants

88: Fool Like You

89: Shot In The Dark

90: Now You See It (Now You Don't)

91: Centre Of Eternity

92: So Tired

93: Slow Down

94: Waiting For Darkness

95: One Up The "B" Side

96: Little Dolls

97: Tonight

98: S.A.T.O.

99: No Bone Movies

100: Revelation (Mother Earth)


Quotes From The Awesome One:

Words from a true head banger...

"It's not whether you play the drums rather then if you play them well."

"Hey dude, can I barrow a quarter?"

"Nice job dude, you pissed off a 13 year old. Do you want a cookie?"

"I honestly don't care what you think dude, isn't that a shocker?"

Offical Seal of The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne

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:bow: In Ozzy We Trust! :bow:
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Postby HunterBradleyLand » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:25 pm

I'm.....
ALL ABOAAAAAAAAARRRD!!!!!
May I be a head worshiper? :)
AKA Keppea, Hunter, HBL, etc.
MY IC NAME IS KEPPEA. KEH. PEI. YAH. CALL ME HUNTERBRADLEYLAND IN IC AND I WILL BREAK YOUR LIFE. D:<

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Postby Niur » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:26 pm

Oh, he's the bat guy right?
"In cahuitontli ca otopan, yehuantzitzin yollochipahuac tonaz, yeceh yehuantzitzin tica imanimanmeh tlahueliloc telchihualozque. In cahuitontli ca teuctlatolli ic otopan, auh yehuan quitzacua, in neltiliztli, onyezque huetztoc!"

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:27 pm

HunterBradleyLand wrote:I'm.....
ALL ABOAAAAAAAAARRRD!!!!!
May I be a head worshiper? :)


Oh yeah, the limit is 10. Welcome aboard. :lol:
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:28 pm

Niur wrote:Oh, he's the bat guy right?


Yep. :)
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Uri Land » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:13 pm

anyone who can rip off the heads of 2 doves and a bat with his teeth is good in my book

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:16 pm

Uri Land wrote:anyone who can rip off the heads of 2 doves and a bat with his teeth is good in my book


Awesome, would you like to join the church dude? :)
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby New Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:52 pm

This looks awesome. Can I join dude? I want to be a Heavy Metaller. :)
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


In Ozzy We Trust

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:53 pm

New Junkyland wrote:This looks awesome. Can I join dude? I want to be a Heavy Metaller. :)


Sure thing dude. Welcome to the church. :lol:
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
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~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Takaram » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:58 pm

I'm waiting on Spartz, but if he says ok, sign me up! :)

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 9:59 pm

Takaram wrote:I'm waiting on Spartz, but if he says ok, sign me up! :)


So you want to join dude?
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Takaram » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:01 pm

Junkyland wrote:
Takaram wrote:I'm waiting on Spartz, but if he says ok, sign me up! :)


So you want to join dude?


Yeah, but I'm not if the UCR has a problem with it.

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Postby Blitzkrenia » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:02 pm

\m/
"Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow." -Oscar Wilde

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:03 pm

Takaram wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Takaram wrote:I'm waiting on Spartz, but if he says ok, sign me up! :)


So you want to join dude?


Yeah, but I'm not if the UCR has a problem with it.


Ok, well what title do you want?
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:03 pm

Blitzkrenia wrote:\m/


Huh? :blink:
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Takaram » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:08 pm

Junkyland wrote:
Takaram wrote:
Junkyland wrote:
Takaram wrote:I'm waiting on Spartz, but if he says ok, sign me up! :)


So you want to join dude?


Yeah, but I'm not if the UCR has a problem with it.


Ok, well what title do you want?


Heavy Metaller
And go ahead and sign me up now.

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:10 pm

Takaram wrote:Heavy Metaller
And go ahead and sign me up now.


Ok dude, hope you enjoy the church. :)
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Role-Play Idea of the Month:
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Postby Takaram » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:12 pm

Junkyland wrote:
Takaram wrote:Heavy Metaller
And go ahead and sign me up now.


Ok dude, hope you enjoy the church. :)


Cool
*Learns how to love and forgets how to hate*

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:13 pm

Takaram wrote:Cool
*Learns how to love and forgets how to hate*


:rofl:

Well if you can, you can help spread the name of the church. :)
I just want you to please note that any knowledge I show throughout NS is based off of a 3rd grade education. All this means is that I probably know absolutely nothing about any subject I post about.
Thank God for Wikipedia!


~I was fliping through channels and there was a show about how it's wrong to molester alligators...~
Picklepoo

~Chuck Norris can kick Rambo's ass with his penis!~
Manahakatouki

~Junkyland would totally be my vice president.~
Euroslavia

~Just for the record, if anyone quotes me or this topic they're mad. It's insane to think anything I say is major or noticeable.~
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Postby Izandai » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:14 pm

At risk of having head bitten of...
Who's Ozzy Ozzbourne?
Shinkadomayaka wrote:
JUNCKS wrote:Ozzy is awesome but Jesus is awesomer

Hey, this is a church thread. No mentioning religion!

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
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My blind porcupine takes exception to this


Your blind porcupine can read text? :blink:

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Although for some reason they always act insulted when I try to pay them to communicate how much I value sex.

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Postby Takaram » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:16 pm

Izandai wrote:At risk of having head bitten of...
Who's Ozzy Ozzbourne?


*bites head off*

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Postby Junkyland » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:16 pm

Izandai wrote:At risk of having head bitten of...
Who's Ozzy Ozzbourne?


Sacrifice! :evil:

Sacrifice! :evil:

Just look him up dude. He's a famous metal singer. :)
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Postby HunterBradleyLand » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:17 pm

Izandai wrote:At risk of having head bitten of...
Who's Ozzy Ozzbourne?

:o :o :o :o :o
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Postby Izandai » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:18 pm

Takaram wrote:
Izandai wrote:At risk of having head bitten of...
Who's Ozzy Ozzbourne?


*bites head off*

I knew it!
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Postby Takaram » Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:19 pm

Izandai wrote:
Takaram wrote:
Izandai wrote:At risk of having head bitten of...
Who's Ozzy Ozzbourne?


*bites head off*

I knew it!


Somebody had too.

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