Woohoo! Hey dudes. This church is for all those Ozzy lovers out there. (If any.) Any one who agrees with Ozzy's ways should join this church. He's freakin awesome and deserves to be worshipped. Woohoo!
The Region of Ozzy
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The Church of Ozzy
Ozzy Song of the Day:
Junkie (Live)
Ozzy Album of the Month:
Scream
Playlist:
1: Let It Die
2: Let Me Hear You Scream
3: Soul Sucker
4: Life Won't Wait
5: Diggin' Me Down
6: Crucify
7: Fearless
8: Time
9: I Want It More
10: Latimer's Mercy
11. I Love You All
The Awesome One:
He who is favored most by Ozzy himself.
The Ultimate Ozzy Freak:
He who is the assistant to The Awesome One. He is in charge when The Awesome One is absent.
The Head Worshippers:
Those who lead Ozzy's ceremonies. They are hand picked by The Awesome One.
The Heavy Metallers:
The dudes who follow Ozzy's ways.
Current Members:
The Awesome One: Junkyland
The Ultimate Ozzy Freak: Picklepoo
The Forum King Head Worshipper: Shinkadomayaka
The Semi-Awesome One Head Worshipper: Huntertopia
The Neo-Nazi Skinhead Head Worshipper: Rogue Germany
The Head Worshipper of the People: The Rich Port
The Emperor Head Worshipper: The Archiepelago
The Glorious Ozzy-Worshipping Head Worshipper: Daemonheart
The Supreme Master of Heavy Metal Awesomeness Head Worshipper: Stannge
The Psychotic Ozzy-Worshipping Head Worshipper: Zirconim
The Warrior God Head Worshipper: East germanias
The Draconic Head Worshiper: Izandai
The Freakin Awesome Heavy Metaller: New Junkyland
The (Insert Awesome Pre-Title Here) Heavy Metaller: Takaram
The Hell Raiser Heavy Metaller: Inchland
The Lead Heavy Metaller: Cajunramfan
The Most Canadian Heavy Metaller: Manahakatouki
The Most Hard-Rockin Heavy Metaller: Peterbolton
The Rift Master Heavy Metaller: N3wgr0unds
The Heave Heavy Metaller: Uri Land
The Insane Drummer Heavy Metaller: Bull Shark
The Flaming Maniac Heavy Metaller: Nader Land
The Cheesiest Heavy Metaller: Cheeseoslavia
The Ultimate Heavy Metaller: The Church of Ozzy
The Anarchy Freak Heavy Metaller: Anarchist Mean People
The Alternative Heavy Metaller: Ermonte
The Miscellaneous Heavy Metaller: Hornopolis
The Drug Capelan Heavy Metaller: Ganjadude
The Stoned Zombie Elitist Heavy Metaller: Yuck-Yuck Nazi-Pizza
The The Frickin Beast Heavy Metaller: Austinboy
The Vanishing Heavy Metaller: The F7 Phantom
The Most Bitch-slappingly Ass-kickingly Annoying Mind-raping Heavy Metaller: Puff-Puff Pass Land
The Bizarre Yet Strangely Weird Heavy Metaller: Haiz
The Sexy Asian Godess Heavy Metaller: Yukii
The Stalker Police Heavy Metaller: ILYLOL
The Sporkish Follower of Ozzy Heavy Metaller: Mutant Lobster People
The Wayward Heavy Metaller: Ruthless Slaughter
The Zombie King Heavy Metaller: Zombie Infectors
The Wiitarded Heavy Metaller: Jalanat
The Chaos Lord Heavy Metaller: Killfields
The Medal Worshiper from Hell Heavy Metaller: Vita ut nex
The Princess Heavy Metaller: Celestial Divinities
The Master of Coolness Heavy Metaller: Andrewboy
The Drumset Maniac Heavy Metaller: North Wiedna
The Mutant Catfish Taming Heavy Metaller: Fanaglia
The God of Hot Flaming Chicks Heavy Metaller: Hogusholand
The Drunken Fiend Heavy Metaller: The Parkus Empire
The Sexxxy Anarchist Heavy Metaller: KaylaNyland
The Evil Mooing Rocker Heavy Metaller: Demon Cows
The Undying Heavy Metaller: Preporod
The Ludacrisly Maniacal Worshipper Heavy Metaller: Onyenu
The Angstylicious Heavy Metaller: Zakkystan
The Green Thundering Heavy Metaller: UberWeegeeia
The Whackjob Emo Heavy Metaller: Unilisia
The Dystopian Post-Grunge Heavy Metaller: The Valkrane Islands
The Zombie Freak Heavy Metaller: The Zombie Lands
The INSANE Heavy Metaller: 2nd PLT
The Insane Dwarf King Heavy Metaller: AlturRung
The Insanely Evil One of Mordor Heavy Metaller: The Evil One of Mordor
The Moon Barking Gothic Heavy Metaller: Ceannairceach
The Freakin' Insane Demonic Heavy Metaller: HeavyMetalHeaven
The Astray Heavy Metaller: Conoga
The I Am Bill Ward Heavy Metaller: American Revolution
The Bitch king of Wangmar Heavy Metaller: Krakadarek
The Awesomeness Heavy Metaller: Randy Rhoads
The So And So Heavy Metaller: Impossible Believers
The Incredibly Manly Yet Overtly Camp Heavy Metaller: Johz
Alliances:
The Random Church of Lucario
The CHURCH of Celestial Divinities
The Church of Olthar
Enemies of Ozzy:
For now, no one. All do to the death of Betapeg.
Ambassadors:
The Random Church of Lucario:
Jalanat
The Church of Olthar:
Olthar
Grenartia
Nightkill
Quotes From The Awesome One:
Words from a true head banger...
"It's not whether you play the drums rather then if you play them well."
"Hey dude, can I barrow a quarter?"
"Nice job dude, you pissed off a 13 year old. Do you want a cookie?"
"I honestly don't care what you think dude, isn't that a shocker?"
Offical Seal of The Ultimate Church of Ozzy Osbourne
In Ozzy We Trust! 
