This is a nation based Condemn, so theres no mention of any foreign affairs stuff because frankly that's not the impressive (or condemnable) part of NB.
Condemn Northern Borland
The Security Council,
Believing it is the place of the Security Council to hold nations to the World Assembly's very high standards, regardless of membership,
Appalled that the government of the [nation=long]Northern Borland[/nation] has for too long escaped the consequences of their actions, which have created a nearly completely uninhabitable environment for anyone not among the richest decile, and horrified that these actions have even been lauded by this very council,
Alarmed that almost every Northern Borlandian residing in the nation is obese, with the nation ranking first in the world for highest percentage of obese people.
Disgusted by the gross negligence of its government in the care of its citizens, as indicated by the minuscule scores on the Human Development Index which fails to adequately describe Northern Borland as:
- Being recorded as one of the least healthy societies to ever exist, lacking basic public healthcare with the highest obesity levels recorded by the World Census, coinciding with dangerous levels of Scurvy, Heart Disease and Cancer, allowing Northern Borland to be afflicted with one of the lowest estimated lifespans.
- A government whose only concern regarding the education of its citizens is to allow them to learn the role whilst working, resulting in many life limiting accidents, such as the worryingly high amount of Nuclear Spills seen in the nation.
- A place to visit should tourists wish to see a society polarised when it comes to income with the Rich leading lives of decadence and luxury whilst the poorer members of society- despite allegedly having the highest income per person- are scraping meager incomes from the irradiated wasteland which fails to properly provide adequate housing resulting in further early deaths from exposure.
Realising Northern Borland hosts the most brutally efficient economy ever seen, with the World Census indicating a monopoly on industries such as:
- The largest Beverage Industry, designed to keep its many denizens addicted and at constant risk of withdrawal, something usually easily treated but actively encouraged in Northern Borland.
- A booming Fast Food industry, which exacerbates the obesity levels and poor health within the nation.
- The daunting Gambling Industry, further cementing those in poverty through its addictive nature and poor regulation.
- The devastating Mining and Timber Industries notable due to the huge levels of deforestation and land displaced per year, proving that the nation's terrifyingly powerful economy is prioritised over any environmental legislation.
- The large Furniture Restoration and Book Printing Industries, likely directly tied to the deplorable unexpected Death Rate within the nation which needs to make coffins and funeral literature on an industrial scale.
- A worrying amount of arms being produced and bought by the nation which may further exacerbate the mounting Death Rate.
- The insurance industry’s corrupt lobbying against public healthcare and lack of fair payments allowing it to make astronomical profits in exchange for meager payouts to its many injured and often decreased clientele.
Noting that the people of Northern Borland are so free from taxation, a fact which the state proudly boasts is recognised as the most tax free, that the government is incapable of sustaining even the most basic infrastructure resulting in:
- No Public Transport, forcing its mostly poor citizens to buy vehicles made by the nation.
- No police force despite the many laws criminalizing the most trivial of things allowing organised crime organisations- who jokingly call themselves businesses to curry favour with the state- to literally get away with murder.
- No Defense Forces to protect its citizens from invading forces furthering the belief that the government of Northern Borland simply buys out its political opponents.
- A non-existent prison service likely resulting in kangaroo courts sentencing the many criminals of the nation and lynch mobs doling out the barbaric punishments permitted by the state including torture and public executions.
- Because of these cost saving measures an excessive sum is contributed to Corporate Welfare, likely the result of the excessively corrupt state.
Further noting a near perfect employment rate, partially due to the excessive child labour force, made illegal by the World Assembly by GAR#4,
Bewildered that a nation which actively installs identification chips into its subjects is capable of having half of them simply disappear and therefore believing this can only be intentional,
Conceding that Northern Borland is capable of doing great things, as highlighted by;
- Northern Borlands amazing scientific research, supporting itself in many ways including producing some of the most advanced and popular motor vehicles and somehow making its citizens some of the smartest in spite of their lack of education.
- Upholding more primitive traditions such as Basket Weaving on a truly amazing scale.
- Turning its mined and deforested wastelands into efficient livestock grazing land capable of not only supporting itself but also giving it the ability to supply nations abroad with the finest cheeses.
- A retail sector which is the envy of many surrounding states, which is the highlight of any tourist visits if the clientele is able to afford to do so in such a dangerous state.
Calling attention to the satellite states of Northern Borland including East Borland which has itself been designated as the single most corrupt and charmless nation ever seen, with mining and insurance sector which rivals its mother colony as well as the most primitive and religious society Deep South Borland, a surprisingly peaceful and beautiful nation, whose weather alone is worth the pilgrimage which would have to be taken to get there,
Believing that this resolution should serve as a warning to nations that the Security Council will not tolerate such flagrantly abusive practices,
Hereby Condemns Northern Borland
For the record I've been sat on this for quite some time, and Honeydewstania did help with a couple of bits but at this time I'm not sure if they're willing to put their name to it. If they are I'll be adding the co-author.