NS Military Realism Consultation Thread Type 08

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Well I mean nobody likes their hull fracturing.

[Western Pacific Territories]

Well I mean nobody likes their hull fracturing.

? Also, I think we have agreed on the idea of constantly shipping troops back and forth to solve the brothel problem.

[Nirvash Type TheEND]

Well I mean nobody likes their hull fracturing.

?

Downsides to firing 1000+ guided missiles in a single naval engagement.

[Palakistan]

Yes, over several weeks of sustained fighting across a continental frontage.

Edited my post to clarify that I was referring to naval "missile spam" RPs.

To rephrase: "If NS roleplay is believed, it is possible to fire 1000+ surface-to-air missiles in naval battles. What are the technological (and other) obstacles to firing and guiding so many missiles from warships?"

How many warships? Are we talking US size fleet?

[Esgonia]

Tracked vs wheeled field brothels. Pros? Cons?

Wheeled. It's more mobile compared to tracked.

[Korva]

I was thinking of building a canal to the battlefield and bringing the brothel on a barge.

Thoughts?

This brings up a good point, the navy would require field brothels as well since they can't always go to port. So submersible brothels?

Or maybe mission module brothels so that any given ship can take on the role as needed?

[Western Pacific Territories]

I was thinking of building a canal to the battlefield and bringing the brothel on a barge.

Thoughts?

This brings up a good point, the navy would require field brothels as well since they can't always go to port. So submersible brothels?

Or maybe mission module brothels so that any given ship can take on the role as needed?

Rooms in the sub assigned for brothels?

[Free Asian Ports]

I was thinking of building a canal to the battlefield and bringing the brothel on a barge.

Thoughts?

This brings up a good point, the navy would require field brothels as well since they can't always go to port. So submersible brothels?

Or maybe mission module brothels so that any given ship can take on the role as needed?

perhaps a unit is attached as "specialists", and they use the on-board hospital or quarters?

[Allanea]

The sanest thing would be to have them on the tenders.

Naturally there should also be Navy Riverine Brothels.

[The Corparation]

I was thinking of building a canal to the battlefield and bringing the brothel on a barge.

Thoughts?

This brings up a good point, the navy would require field brothels as well since they can't always go to port. So submersible brothels?

Or maybe mission module brothels so that any given ship can take on the role as needed?

I vote mission modules. Allow Littoral Combat ships to pull their weight in a fleet.

[Esgonia]

I was thinking of building a canal to the battlefield and bringing the brothel on a barge.

Thoughts?

This brings up a good point, the navy would require field brothels as well since they can't always go to port. So submersible brothels?

Or maybe mission module brothels so that any given ship can take on the role as needed?

Or assign them to a unit and give them some sort of quarters or something.

[Gallia-]

The canal would be excavated with nuclear bombs.

iso container brothels

bring them in on PLS

the future of prostitution

youre welcome

[Padnak]

The canal would be excavated with nuclear bombs.

Glorious 1337th nuclear engineering division

[The Greater Aryan Race]

Concerning paratrooper artillery equipment, what would be a suitable artillery piece for my Fallschirmjäger divisions: The M777 or the British L118? What about the CAESAR artillery piece? I was considering whether I should incorporate the CAESAR as standard artillery for my Fallschirmjäger but the fact that the gun is sorta mounted on a truck does make it rather cumbersome and difficult to transport by plane (I've heard that CAESARs can be transported by C-130s but it's still not as convenient as helimobile and lighter gun pieces).

On another note, why the need for wheeled or tracked brothels? You can just have them stationed in the rear of the front next to your field hospitals or something like that and bring the girls (or guys) on trucks together with your supply and logistics train.

[Allanea]

I thought that "wheeled brothel" implied a semitrailer truck with a container/trailer holding the actual Military Sex Workers?

[Free Asian Ports]

Concerning paratrooper artillery equipment, what would be a suitable artillery piece for my Fallschirmjäger divisions: The M777 or the British L118? What about the CAESAR artillery piece? I was considering whether I should incorporate the CAESAR as standard artillery for my Fallschirmjäger but the fact that the gun is sorta mounted on a truck does make it rather cumbersome and difficult to transport by plane (I've heard that CAESARs can be transported by C-130s but it's still not as convenient as helimobile and lighter gun pieces).

On another note, why the need for wheeled or tracked brothels? You can just have them stationed in the rear of the front next to your field hospitals or something like that and bring the girls (or guys) on trucks together with your supply and logistics train.

That's what I said! But NOOOOoooo, they HAD to have their nuclear-dug canals and their air-dropped modular buildings!

[The Greater Aryan Race]

I thought that "wheeled brothel" implied a semitrailer truck with a container/trailer holding the actual Military Sex Workers?

That was the impression that I got from the discussion, yes.

And on the perennial question regarding paratroopers and their artillery...

[Gallia-]

brothels increase rates of venereal disease without screening which isnt much more effective than just handing out condoms tbh

just recruit gays and promote spartanian homosex [hot?]

or recruit soldier-spergs instead of citizen-soldiers and promote asexuality and/or homosex [hot]

[Allanea]

Venereal disease screening + mandatory condoms + not accepting anyone with VD into the armed forces (because why would you) would probably work well.

[Gallia-]

what advantage would that have over simply issuing condoms?

it would likely not stop venereal disease rates because there would still be child prostitution rings probably

[Allanea]

One would assume that your Military Sex Workers are less likely to have STDs than random civilian women in the Shithole Du Jour you're occupying.

[Gallia-]

you have a condom and ready availability of antibiotics that's all you need tbh for even the worst prostitutes

unless youre into blood play idk rip then

[Allanea]

So basically you're suggesting we should not have field brothels because they're not part of RL militaries?

You're really stretching this "military realism" thing a bit.

[Gallia-]

no

im suggesting you not have them because it's an unnecessary duplication of something that already exists and there's no evidence that suggests it would perform better than simply issuing condoms and educating soldiers about venereal disease

it places an increased burden on medical corps personnel who are now not only responsible for general checking of soldiers for venereal disease, but also the brothels and their screening requirements, and preventing spread of venereal disease within the ranks

basically

it introduces the risk of internal spread of venereal disease between service members because it explicitly promotes fornication between serving soldiers

it offers no benefits over outsourcing said risk, which provides some protection because it compartmentalizes disease outbreaks to certain individuals rather than entire units

e: you could offset this by having prostitution platoons organic to a battalion or something, but that rapidly increases upkeep and medical expenditure + personnel for little benefit, since the same benefits can be found in private prostitutes which provide similar rapport/familiarity to local units, but can be "rotated" as soldiers come and go

it's easier to keep track of mama-san's debauchery den than it is to make sure private fillmore didnt give corporal smith gonorrhea or sth and finding out how many men she's fucked since then in the battalion(s) she's been wheeled around in

[Nova Sylva]

So basically you're suggesting we should not have field brothels because they're not part of RL militaries?

You're really stretching this "military realism" thing a bit.

Your signature is just about all the evidence I need regarding your view towards "military realism."