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A proud member of the Universal Broadcasting Union

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Founded at the turn of the century, Soviet Party State News Agency is a state run television and radio network.
Typical TV programming layout is as follows:

SCHEDULE PENDING REVISION FOR FALL 2014


Weekends are "free broadcast." No unapproved content may be broadcast (note 2).

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Program Types
A -- No adult content permitted during this time period. Exceptions are made for documentaries/other educational material with warnings after commercial breaks. Suggestive content is allowed, but must not exceed one suggestion per 10 minutes.
B -- Adult content is somewhat permitted. This is mainly a judgement call of the sensor(s).

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Notes
1 -- It is ILLEGAL for ANY station to not be either broadcasting or be in standby mode, excluding the case of national emergency.

2 -- "Free broadcast" means that the stations may choose what they air during this time frame. However, there is a delay to ensure no inappropriate content gets broadcasted within the region.
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Postby Soviet Party » Sun Mar 31, 2013 8:38 pm

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A very pretty blond woman sits behind a desk. She seems to be slightly nervous, but reads the state bulletin.

Attention all residents of Soviet Party and the Union of Aligned Soviet States:

By order of the Politburo, a state of emergency has been declared. All residents are ordered to remain in their houses until further notice. A highly dangerous virus has been detected in the area of or region. This is not believed to be an act of aggression from any other member of the World Assembly or any other organization.

We ask residents to remain vigilant and watch out for any thing out of the ordinary.

In order to ensure maximum security, the National Reserve Force is being moved to Alert Phase. Also, martial law has been enacted within Soviet Party. The southern area of of nation has been put under a quarantine order due to numerous infections and also severe rioting and looting. The major cities infected by this include: South Fork, New Port, Joi-Tao-Zen and neighboring areas.

May our nation see the end of this tragedy and may the glorious Union of Aligned Soviet States and Soviet Party Prevail.


The soviet party anthem begins to play while the video fades to a stock clip of Soviet Party's flag flying in the breeze.
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
Nulao, Commonwealth of the Soviet Party B5-42X

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Postby Soviet Party » Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:53 pm

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A different news anchor is in view as the camera focuses on her. She is a brunette, probably in her mid-to-late 20's. The desk has two small national flags on it, one one each end of the desk. She begins reading the news bulletin with much ferocity.

Good evening from the capitol of our glorious People's Republic of Soviet Party.

We begin our news hour with a story regarding the Soviet Party State News Agency. The government has began the acquisition of Soviet Party's largest newspaper and printing agency, Voxer Publishing House. The government had initially stepped in to help the struggling news paper company several years ago. Now, Voxer Publishing and the Executive Branch have nearly finished the deal to bring Voxer into the fold of the Soviet Party State News Agency.

Also, the glorious government of Soviet Party has begun to seize the holdings of Soviet Telephone, Telegraph and Internet Corporation after several large corruption scandals and multiple incidents of incorrect billing were discovered. An anonymous government official said that "STTIC was probably going to go under without any intervention by the government." When asked about pricing changes while the corporation is under government control, the official said that, "Right now, their ledgers are a complete mess. It will probably be weeks before we can ensure any prices."

Meanwhile in the capitol today, lawmakers still were debating about Assembly Bill 478. This bill, if passed, would begin building a monetary reserve for Soviet Party should the flow from taxes suddenly decrease. When asked about what is preventing the bill from being passed, Assembly Speaker and Majority Leader Haleigh Roctov said, " Right now, the bill could be passed. Some law makers just seem like they want to hold up the process before we send this bill to the next level." "Minority leader Mitch Tolvson voiced concerns over the bill's vague wording and potential for backfiring instead of doing what it was planned to do.

Let's head over to the weather desk with our meteorologist, John Ducorix.

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Thanks. Today is a wonderful day here in the capitol of Niches. Temps are currently in the mid 70's, which is unusual for this time of year. But don't worry, mother nature won't let us forget that we are in early spring! chuckles let's head over to the map and show you what's coming. As you can see, rain that is currently over Weot is heading our way and will make it here by late tomorrow. After that front moves through, we'll see temps drop to their normals for this time of year. The rest of your work-week seems cold and dreary. But after this weekend, we start our drive towards summer and warmer temperatures! Back to you at the news desk.

Thank you for the weather report John. This concludes this broadcast of the Soviet Party State News Hour. Stay tuned for Ultimate Wipeout, right after Education NOW.


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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
Nulao, Commonwealth of the Soviet Party B5-42X

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Postby Soviet Party » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:13 am

The following was broadcast on Soviet Party's Main Radio Station, WNNN 102.5 The Fox moments ago:

I have been handed a Flash Bulletin. Soviet Party Tel-Com, also known as Soviet Party State News Agency, has been accepted into the Universal Broadcasting Union!

:clap: This is a proud moment for our nation and SPSNA. May SPSNA be blessed with many more years of broadcasting for our glorious nation!
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
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Postby Soviet Party » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:13 am

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The following was overheard on WNNN 102.5 The Fox:
Tones are heard. It is three tones repeating for two minutes. Afterwards, a computer synthesized voice begins to speak.
Attention. Attention. Attention. This is an EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM ACTIVATION. Effective immediately, the Commonwealth of Soviet Party is now at DEFCON 1. An incident has occurred near the outskirts of Niches. ALL CITIZENS ARE ORDERED TO REMAIN IN THEIR HOMES OR CURRENT LOCATION. All TV and Radio Stations will go to EMERGENCY BROADCAST MODE. Information will be passed along as it becomes available.

This message will repeat at 15 minutes before and after the hour.
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
Nulao, Commonwealth of the Soviet Party B5-42X

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Postby Soviet Party » Sat Apr 20, 2013 4:16 pm

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For Immediate Release


TO: All citizens of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party and all international news outlets.

From: Joan Ritn, Media Coordinator, SPSNA

Subject: Incident Near Niches and resulting implications

Several weeks ago, the Commonwealth of Soviet Party was put into a state of DEFCON 1. No details of the incident were given at the time. Now that the incident has come to a resolution, we are now sharing details of the incident.

At 1345 Soviet Party time, an initial explosion was reported to Niches Emergency Call Operators. In accordance with the Emergency Action Plan, the nation was immediately put into a state of emergency and all troops put to the highest state of readiness.

After multiple unrelated incidents were quelled, HASMAT teams were called in to asses the situation. It was determined that a small grain silo had been the point of origin. This grain silo also took neighboring gas tanks and posed a risk to the buried natural gas line. However, the gas line was shut off before anything negative could take place.

Damage reports are as follows:
[*]TWO grain silos (Estimated Value: 40,000)
[*]One grain processing facility (EV: 450,000)
[*]Minor damage to several houses (EV of repairs: 1.2 Million)

Dead
[*] 20 Civilians
[*] 8 Police officers
[*] 2 Military Personnel

In an emergency session, the legislators approved regulations to prevent this incident from happening again. They also approved support funds for the families of the deceased.

By order of the President, all TV and radio stations may resume regular broadcasting. Also, newspapers may return to regular circulation. Also, the Commonwealth is ordered back to DEFCON 4.

If any member of the Commonwealth has any questions, they may call the information line at 1-080-45-INFO-LINE and mention incident AS-GSX-013A. If any member of the international community has any questions, please contact the Office of Foreign Communications and Relations.

Signed under the Authority and Seal of the Office of the Media Coordinator,

Joan Ritn, Chairwoman.
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
Nulao, Commonwealth of the Soviet Party B5-42X

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Postby Soviet Party » Wed May 01, 2013 1:40 pm

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Found on http://www.SPSNA.com/elect-result.html

Current Results as of 7:45 A.M SPT.

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Please note: This graphic is currently a PROJECTION. Official results will be posted soon.

Also, some will note that previous graphics have been put up with a 100 seat count. Those graphics were correct at the time. However, in order to better represent the people of Soviet Party, the parliament has increased the seat count to 150 seats. Election results will reflect the new election districts.


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Thank you for your patience and for picking SPSNA as your source for election coverage.

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The Commonwealth of Soviet Party, the Founder of The Union of Aligned Soviet States
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
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Postby Soviet Party » Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:44 am

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As we tune in, we are seeing some of the TV game show, Prize or Goat?
Suddenly, a graphic flashes across the screen.
Breaking News


The State News Agency anchor is sitting in front of the camera. The theme can be briefly heard as it goes to the anchor's microphone.

Good morning. As we told you last night, the Justice Branch was beginning to investigate claims that some members of the upper levels of Soviet Party's government were involved in human trafficking. The Justice Branch said that they would updat..... We now go live to a press conference.

The video switches to a press conference room in the Justice Branch's building. Three men in suits walk in. They are: John Hoover, Justice Branch head; Frank Thomnson Head of the Major Case Squad, and Premier Joseph Stal-lennin. Hoover takes the podium.

HOOVER: As you know, we received allegations that several members of our Government are involved in human trafficking. We are making substantial progress and would like to give you the chance to ask some questions. Before we begin, we would like to re-iterate that we are still in the initial stages of the investigation. Now, your questions.

RIDE: Joy Ride, with the Niches Gazette. What exactly tipped you off to this "human trafficking ring?

HOOVER: Well, we received a tip on our anonymous tip line about four weeks ago. The caller divulged intimate knowledge of the group of individuals. We also received e-mails, from a dummy e-mail account, that gave us records of personnel involved.

RIDE: Do you know who the caller is.

HOOVER: Not at this time. Next question please.

MARZULO: Garry Marzulo, SPSNA. Why do you think people would engage in such activities, even when it is illegal?

HOOVER: While I cannot speak for the individuals involved, one of the more common motives is greed.

MARZULO: How far will this investigation go?

STAL-LENNIN: I have ordered the investigation to go as high as needed. No person is exempt from the scope of this investigation.

HONEYCUTTE: Hawkeye Honeycutte, News Globe. How long will this investigation take?

HOOVER: As long as is needed to find all involved. I am not going to rush this investigation just to meet a news cycle.

HONEYCUTTE: What about the rumors that many members of the House of Legislature have their own brothels with illegal workers that were supplied from this ring?

HOOVER: Like any other rumors, you should not trust them. We will try our best to keep the public and the media informed as the investigation progresses. That's all the questions for now, thank you.

The three gentlemen walk out of the room. The anchor comes back on, voice only at first.

ANCHOR: Well, there you have it. It has been confirmed that there is an investigation into human trafficking going. The premier promised that this investigation will be through and complete.

Anchor is now on screen
Recapping, there is an investigation starting regarding human trafficking. Anonymous tips and e-mails is what started it. Obviously, the tips must have been pretty reliable. We will update you with more details as they come forth on this station and at news.SPSNA.co.sp. Now back to regular scheduled programming.


The news graphic comes back across the screen. The video then goes to Prize or Goat?

Let's see what Carrol won!
*dramatic music, curtain moves back*
IT'S A GOAT! Sorry Carrol, maybe next time on *audience chants along* PRIZE OR GOAT?
*theme music*
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
Nulao, Commonwealth of the Soviet Party B5-42X

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Postby Soviet Party » Fri Jun 07, 2013 6:57 pm

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On the SPSNA website:
DIXON CAPTURED BY IRON STATES AUTHORITIES. TRIAL BEGINS MONDAY.

By: EditorInCheif
Last Update: 18:06 6/18/2013

6/17 (P.M.
The Nine adjourned for the night. It is believed by multiple inside sources that the Nine will give verdict and sentencing tomorrow or Wednesday.

6/17
The Nine continue to debate. Rumor has it that the verdict has been decided but not the punishment. No similar case can truly set a valid president.

6/14
The Nine have decided to keep deliberating over the case. They aim to finish up on monday.

6/13
Trial has finished up. Testimony has all been presented and the Nine will decide tomorrow.

6/7/13
While this is a preliminary report, we do know that Frank Dixon, the former Minister of Foreign relations, has been captured by the authorities in Iron States. We do not know where he is currently. We will update this webpage as more details become available. ~EIC
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Postby Soviet Party » Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:00 pm

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Breaking News


The following was overheard on KOWI 99.9 BLITZ NEWZ:

Ladies and gentlemen, I have been handed an urgent news bulletin. I have been told that the submarine SPS Seahawk has had an incident. The state news agency and the United Armed Forces of Soviet Party Headquarters are reporting that the submarine was preforming underwater trials after being retrofitted for the new SMART RANGED MISSILE launch platform. Two battleships, the SPS Titan and the SPS Mercury were keeping watch over the Seahawk and communicating with her crew. At 4:30 this evening, both ships lost contact with her. It is currently believed that the Seahawk and her crew have perished. Two National Sea Guard Ships have been deployed to the area and are currently searching for any evidence as to what happened. The state news agency has promised to release more details as they are revealed.


Update posted to SPSNA.news.gov

9:30 P.M. : Crew and ship still not found. Search teams will soon be returning to port for the night and resume search in the morning.

8:00 A.M. : Search crews have been briefed about today's schedule. The crews from last night are returning to the scene of the incident with 40 Black Beret Divers. United Armed Forces Headquarters has stated that if the crew or ship is not found by mid-day, the rescue mission will be turned into a salvage mission.

4:12 P.M. : Pieces of the submarine have been found. UAFH has declared all personnel and the Seahawk lost at sea. An accident investigation team has begun their investigation. The inquiry is expected to last some time. Salvage ships are attempting to find and retrieve any pieces that could help the accident investigation.
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Postby Soviet Party » Thu Aug 01, 2013 10:17 am

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

By order of the House of Legislature and the Premier Joseph Stal-lennin


Let it be known that two weeks from August 1st, the citizens of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party will be celebrating the first birthday of Joseph Stal-lennin while he is in office. A military parade in Niches at 10:00 A.M. will begin festivities. After that, multiple activities will take place and the ruling family will make appearances in multiple cities.

Citizens and non-essential government employees will enjoy the day of and the day after the birthday of the dear leader.

Furthermore, taxes on all food, drink, and celebratory items will be halved.


This decree shall become effective upon passage by the house of legislature and signing by the Premier.


Vote of the House of Legislature:
Yea: 149
Nay: 0
Not-Voting: 1

Signed by the Premier this 1st of August, 2013
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Postby Soviet Party » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:16 pm

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NEWSWIRE NEWS SYSTEM BULLETIN

ORIGIN: UASS Sector 3 WEOT CITY, WEOT

PRIORITY: URGENT RELEASE


FROM: WEOT TIMES
TO: ALL UNION OF ALIGNED SOVIET STATES NEWS AGENCIES AND OTHER RELEVANT BUREAUS

URGENT. [STOP]
RIOTS HAVE BROKEN OUT ACROSS OUR NATION [STOP]
BELIEVED TO BE SEPARATISTS [STOP]
REQUESTING HELP [STOP]
CANNOT ENSURE SAFETY OF FOREIGN NATION PERSONNEL [STOP]
[UNABLE TO COMPLETE TRANSMISSION. DATA CORRUPTED BEYOND THIS POINT]
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
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Postby Soviet Party » Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:14 pm

FED NEWS SYSTEM BULLETIN



FROM: Office of the Foreign Ministry of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party
TO: All embassies and consulates.
PRIORITY: URGENT

CLOSE ALL EMBASSIES AND CONSULATES [STOP]
ATTACKS POSSIBLE [STOP]
DETAILS WILL FOLLOW [STOP]
USE EMERGENCY FREQUENCIES [STOP]
J. DICKENSON ~ F.M [STOP]
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Postby Soviet Party » Fri Sep 20, 2013 6:55 pm

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Official Press Release from the Office of the Premier of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party

PRIORITY: URGENT


To the international community,

Today is a sad day for the people of the Commonwealth. Today, Jeanette Stal-lennin was found dead. It is believed that she died sometime around 1345 Niches Standardized Time. The autopsy has revealed that she had a heart condition, which was the cause of death. She was well known throughout the Commonwealth for her compassion for the poor and homeless. She also was known for ending the 17 hour filibuster in the House of Legislature when they were debating about creating a food stamp program.

She is survived by her husband (Joesph), her four children (Nastasha, Josephina, Rachel, Charles), and two grandchildren (Anastasia, Timothy).

She will lie in state at the Niches Convention Center on Thursday September 26th, 2013 beginning at 0800 and lasting until 23:00 the next day. The private services will be held on Saturday September 28th. The family requests that they be given room to grieve the loss of their loved one. She will be interned at the Soviet Party State Grave Yard.

In accordance with the Soviet Party Articles of Law, the Niches International Airport shall be closed to all air traffic from Midnight of the 26th until Midnight of the 29th.

Signed and Sealed with the Seal of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party,

Elissa Huron, Press Secretary
on the behalf of
Joseph Stal-lennin, Premier of Soviet Party
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Postby Soviet Party » Fri Oct 25, 2013 10:07 pm

Emergency Order


NOTICE TO ALL CIVILIANS AND MILITARY PERSONNEL


By order of the Headquarters of the United Armed Forces of Soviet Party and the House of Legislature,

Let it be known that, the airspace directly above Niches, Soviet Party is, until further notice, restricted to military and emergency aircraft only.

Also, the Niches International Airport shall be closed to regular commercial traffic. Emergency stops will be permitted to land, but not allowed to stay.

Furthermore, all government offices will be closed tomorrow and the following day.

In addition, no civilians or unessential personnel shall be allowed within 10 miles (16.1 kilometers) of the Premier Compound.

Next, a defense condition (or DEFCON) level 3 shall be in place. National emergency preparedness plans should be ready for implementation.

Further noting, any paychecks that will come due within the next two weeks will be paid to the bearer.

Lastly, the House of Legislature will be releasing an official press release on the current status of the Commonwealth Soviet Party within the next few days.

Signed with the seals of the respective branches of the United Armed Forces and the House of Legislature,

Approved by the United Armed Forces Command,

Ratified by the House of Legislature (140[Y]- 1[N]-9[A]),

Prepared for the public realm,

Released into said realm on this day, Saturday, the 26th of October,

And is therefore released to the International Press Wire, the Universal Broadcasting Union news-feed, and to the Soviet Party State News Agency press release channels.
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Postby Soviet Party » Fri Nov 22, 2013 8:16 pm

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Press release from the Office of the Premier

To the People of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party,

I would like to start off with a thank you for your hospitality and understanding these past few months as I was adjusting into the role of Premier of this fine commonwealth. It has not been an easy process, but I believe we are ready to improve the nation even more.

This modification shall be a big one. This evening, I signed Executive Order 14. EO-14 effectively dissolves the House of Legislature. Now before you go riot in the streets, I wish to present the facts to you that caused this order to be created. First, I saw rampant corruption and bribery. No legislative body should ever be allowed to be so influenced. Secondly, the House of Legislature had turned into a lot of saber rattling, but no action.

EO-14 also temporarily increases the nation's Defense Condition, or DEFCON, to level 3. This is to ensure that national security is maintained during this period of transition.

Thank you for your time,

Nastasha Stal-lennin
Premier of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party
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Postby Soviet Party » Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:47 pm

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Today, SPSNA announced a new evening programming lineup which would begin 2/1/2014. This programming lineup would include classic game shows like "JENGA!" and "Fill in the ____". Also, the main channel would bring back a game show that had long since been off the air. SPSNA also announced more channels would be added into the mix.

The news agency also announced that they would be updating their logos and letter head. They ask customers to report any place they see an old version of the logo once the new version has been released.

Channels are as follows.
Channel 11.1National News and Programming
Channel 11.2Man Channel
Channel 12.1Good Ole Games!
Channel 12.2Need 4 Speed

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TimeChannel 11.1Channel 11.2Channel 12.1Channel 12.2
16.00National NewsSport ZoneFill in the _____Motor Gear
16.30Fill in the _____
17.00Guess My LineFill in the _____
17.30What's the Question?Sports Galore!Survey says!
18.00Star ReportSurvey says!BattleBots!
18.30National WeatherWord Towers
19.00Scene of the MurderWord TowersMy car is faster than yours!
19.30Great Moments in Sports HistoryJENGA!
20.00Three Grumpy Men
20.30Slightly CrampedWhoops! There goes my bat!JENGACash or Crash?
21.00That's NOT science
21.30Cash or Case?
22.00Hunters of the Great Northern TerritoriesNational DummiesFind a Mate!Tech Challenge
22.30Let's Make a Date!
23.00NewsPaid ProgrammingMotor News
23.30After NewsFear Fest
00.00Fear FestVroom!
00.30Late Night TalkTruth or Lie?Vroom!
01.00Truth or Lie?Paid Programming
01.30Lie or Truth?
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Postby Soviet Party » Mon Mar 10, 2014 8:22 am

At 11:00 Niches Standard Time, the National Alert Tone played. Then the following message was broadcast across the Commonwealth on all frequencies.

The national flag appears, then fades to a shot of the Premier Nastasha Stal-lennin sitting behind an oak desk with the flags of the Commonwealth and The Union of Aligned Soviet States. She appears slightly tired and her black hair has been put up into a pony tail

Hello. As many of you may know, our nation suffered a severe attack this past Friday. In short, this was an attempt on my life as well as those who help run our government.

The attack occurred as the motorcade with me and several other leaders passed by the headquarters of Super Box Company in Niches.

While I was slightly injured, I was not killed, as you can see. However, my Vice Premier, Franklyn Joseph Turnet, was killed by a fragment of the device which exploded at 14:02 Niches Standard Time.

After a period to gather intelligence and assess our national security, we have determined who was the planner of this attack.

The people who planned this attack hate us for defending those who were being oppressed.
The people who attacked us hate us for desiring to aid those in a time of need.
The people who harmed us hate us for standing in their way.

The people who attacked us are known as the Weot Separatist Movement. They have terrorized their homeland by attempting to attack their leader. These people attack innocent bystanders who do nothing but live in peace.

The separatists have weakened the government so much that it is unable to act. In fact, there is currently no leader in Weot.

Thus, the following events shall occur.

First, the House of Legislature will be recalled to active session. Those who held their seats before shall retake their seats in the House of Legislature.

Secondly, I call upon the United Armed Forces Command of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party to prepare for war.

Third, I call upon the people to aid us in our endeavors. Those who are able, help us to prevent other attacks upon our neighbors, our allies, and our enemies alike. Enlist in the armed forces.

Together, we can defeat this menace and bring a calmness to the world.

May God be with us.

Thank you.
The shot slowly fades to the flag of the commonwealth. The national anthem begins to play again.
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Postby Soviet Party » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:04 am

Notice

To all Soviet Party Embassies, Consulates, and Other Government Entities


Let it be known, this 18th of March, in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Fourteen,

First, the Commonwealth no longer recognizes the Country of Weot as a sovereign country.

Second, all diplomats from the Commonwealth in contact with any person(s) in the former nation shall CEASE ALL CONTACT EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

Third, all current diplomats of the former nation within the boundaries of the Commonwealth or her respective Territories shall vacate with Commonwealth within 72 hours.

Fourth, all citizens of the former nation within the boundaries of the Commonwealth or her Territories are asked to leave the area they are in.

Fifth, any cargo or passenger ship flying the flag of the former nation shall not be permitted to dock within the boundaries of the Commonwealth or her Territories, excluding any grave emergency. Those currently in dock shall vacate their dock within 48 hours.

Sixth, any warship flying the flag of the former nation shall not be permitted to land in the Commonwealth or her territories. Any warship that attempt to dock will be treated as an act of aggression and will be met with force.

Seventh, from this date and until further notice, any person from the former nation of Weot that seeks asylum in Soviet Party will NOT be granted said asylum. Those seeking to defect will also be denied.

Eighth, any citizen that attempts to aid any person, origination, or entity within the former nation shall be held as an enemy of the state and will be given a trial.

Ninth, Travel to the Nation is prohibited. Only approved political missions will be allowed.

Further, we request our allies and those who the Commonwealth has an embassy with to aid in trade and political embargos with the former nation of Weot.

These items shall go into effect upon passage by the House of Legislature and Signing by the Premier.

PASSED by the House of Legislature, 150-0-0
Signed by the Premier of the Commonwealth of Soviet Party and sealed with the Great Seal of The Commonwealth of Soviet Party
on, March 18, 2014.
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Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
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Postby Soviet Party » Mon Apr 28, 2014 5:49 pm

Soviet News Wire
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A division of the Soviet Party State News Agency


News:
  • National Safety and Alertness Act of 2014 passes House of Legislature 200-0-0
  • National Minimum Wage increased from 6.75 to 8.50
  • Actors Tyrone and Jennifer Smithson announce birth of Eagle Falco Smithson
  • The Bird breaks weekend record for movies with 12 Million WORPs in its first weekend
  • National bank expected to release Q4 data for GDP/GNP
  • National Intrest Rate raised to 1.8%
  • Unemployment unchanged in Q1 of 2014 (4.71%)

Weather:
  • Niches -- Party cloudly, 74 -- TONIGHT: clear, Low 62 -- TOMORROW: A.M. Showers Possible, High 70
  • Mappsburg -- Clear, 70 -- TONIGHT: clear, low 58 -- TOMORROW: Clear, High 72
  • Starrel -- Showers, 65 -- TONIGHT: Showers, low 55 -- TOMORROW: Thunderstorms likely, High 65
  • Aldeburgh -- Clear, 65 -- TONGIHT: Showers late, low 50 -- TOMORROW: Cloudy, high 60
  • Salford -- Mostly cloudy, 62 -- TONIGHT: Clear, low 52 -- TOMORROW: Rain late, high 74
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NewsWire for 4/29/2014

Postby Soviet Party » Tue Apr 29, 2014 6:28 am

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A division of the Soviet Party State News Agency


News:
  • May is National Safety Awareness Month -- Be prepared
  • National Freedom Party holding rally in Mappsburg
  • ThorCon currently under investigation for giving bribes to elected officials
  • Glassillaun Coal plant goes offline, plunges millions into darkness
  • Southern Power And Light investigating

Stocks: (All prices are as of publication and are in WORPs)
  • Thorcon -.08% (10.22)
  • Eagle Tech +1.25(12.22)
  • CoRE Telecommuications -.25 %(253.560
  • Smart Schools Inc. +.85 *(123.67)
  • Northern Power and Light +0.00 (89.00)
  • Southern Power and Light -50.00 (25.00)
  • Community Phone and Net +0.00 (75.00)
  • Angry Fox Technology +.01 (2.00)
  • Soviet Air +25% (50.00)
  • InterAir Airlines +.23% (120.89)
  • Domestic AirShipping +9.56 (76.99)
  • Yellow Chicken Airlines -152.00% (0.00)
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News Wire for May 1, 2014

Postby Soviet Party » Thu May 01, 2014 10:38 am

Soviet News Wire
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A division of the Soviet Party State News Agency




News:
  • Influenza outbreak near Salford claims first death
  • Quarantine of the state has been ordered
  • First National Credit Union bought by National Bank for 87 Million
  • Riot in Mappsburg claims seven lives
  • National education scores up nation-wide for 8th consecutive year
  • Red Party formally merges with National Union Party
  • Children find major gold discovery in Southern Soviet Ocean
  • Air Weot comes to the market place today, expected to be in green by the end of the day
  • Yellow Chicken Airlines files for bankrupcy, begins to accept offers for sale
  • Leap Frog Computer Virus "is overwhelming school systems"
  • Man will attempt to swim across Friendship Canal today
  • MIcroApple to release new kPhone today, expected to rival all current smartphones in Soviet Party
Stocks: (All prices are as of publication and are in WORPs)
  • Thorcon +10.00 (20.22)
  • Eagle Tech -.22 (12.00)
  • CoRE Telecommuications -3.56 (250.00)
  • Smart Schools Inc. +4.20 (127.87)
  • Southern Power and Light -25.00 (0.00)
  • Community Phone and Net +25.00 (100.00)
  • Angry Fox Technology 0.00 (2.00)
  • Soviet Air +50.23 (100.23)
  • InterAir Airlines 0.00 (120.89)
  • Domestic AirShipping +15.22 (92.21)
  • Yellow Chicken Airlines 0.00 (0.00)
  • Air Weot [IPO] +70.00 (100.00)


Synopsis of Selected Headlines:

Riot in Mappsburg claims seven lives
Two days ago, the National Freedom Party held their rally in Mappsburg. Highly upset and angry the National Separatist Party held their own impromptu rally. This second rally began to get disorderly after a few hours. Members of NSP began to flip cars and throw items into store fronts. Several fires were started. Eventually, the Riot Control section of the National Security Force was dispatched to return peace and order to the streets. While the rapid response of the RC unit was effective, they arrived too late to save seven victims. There were five adults and two children killed in this incident. Their names were being withheld at publication time to allow the families time to be notified.

When asked about the incident, Press Secretary Shannon Mills stated that the Premier denounced the Party and the actions of those who instigated a riot in Mappsburg. "Between the damage, the injuries and the loss of life, the National Separatist Party and those who instigated are criminals." The leadership of the NSP was not available for comment.

Children find major gold discovery in Southern Soviet Ocean
Two teenagers went scuba diving off the southern coast of Soviet Party yesterday. While they were diving, one of them saw something shiny on the bed of the sea floor and swam towards it. She found that it was gold and signaled for her friend to come join her. Once her dive partner came to her, they both began to dig near where the girl had found the coin. They found many more and quickly returned home to report the find.

Special Marine Divers combed the area and found an estimated 42 million WORPs in gold. Upon a historical search, it is believed that this is part of the treasure that was lost when rogue members of Pirate Yellow Eye's crew mutinied and threw an estimated 400 million into the ocean before they were killed.

In accordance with the National Treasure and Money Act, the children will receive 10% of the confirmed find's value, one it has been historically guaranteed. However, the law prevents the minors from drawing on the funds until they are 21.

Leap Frog Computer Virus "is overwhelming school systems"
Earlier in the week, the "Leap Frog" virus was detected by National Education System IT assistants. The virus takes image and video files and changes them to Jimmie the Frog from the Early Childhood development and education devices. It was detected hiding in the file system for the northern section of the national public school program. After the affected servers were isolated from the rest of the NES network, work began to remove "Jimmy" from the servers. However, every time the technicians attempted to delete Jimmy, he made copies of himself and "leapt" to two other places on the server. After using multiple tools and methods for removal, schools in the northern section were canceled to prevent teachers or students making the problem even more worse. Eventually, the technicians resorted to wiping the entire northern section's master servers. A Jimmie-free backup was rolled into place. While the technicians had been searching for a backup copy to use, they found a backup that had been written over with a note that asked, "Did I rustle your Jimmies?"

The Bureau of Justice immediately dispatched investigators to inspect the servers with Jimmie still on them. These servers remain disconnected from the rest of the network. The director of the bureau said that they will be treating this incident as a criminal act and will not tolerate this type of crime.

The Mappsburg Daily Horn received a letter from someone who claimed to be the perpetrator. The letter had a picture above a small amount of text. Pictured was an image of Jimmy the Frog next to a gorilla. Below the picture, the message yet again asked, "Did I rustle your Jimmies?" The Bureau of Justice seized the letter and is currently investigating the origin of the letter.

NES IT employees have taken measures to prevent "Leap Frog" from returning and have also alerted private school districts to look out for Jimmie. Franklyn J. Nortman Private district reported that they had found Jimmie a few months before, but had succeeded in deleting Jimmie on the first try. When the Bureau of Justice looked at the copies of Jimmie, they found that the version that plagued the NES was a newer, bigger version than the one that had attacked Nortman Private.
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Postby Soviet Party » Mon Jul 21, 2014 6:26 am

Soviet News Wire
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A division of the Soviet Party State News Agency




News:
  • kPhone suffers sales setback as privacy issues abound
  • Smugphone offers pre-paid service, 'Better than the kPhone"
  • National Bank secures Trade Commission approval for new "High-yeild" CDs
  • Northern Grace Hospital closes doors due to bankrupcy
  • National Education Standardized Testing being revamped and "modernized"
  • NEST manufacturer Smart Schools, Inc. releases regional score distributions
  • Mine in south collapses, 100 dead, believed 40 trapped
  • Air Weot reports strong 2nd quarter growth, announces plans to expand to more international flights
  • Soviet Air finalizes purchase of Yellow Chicken Airlines & assets.
  • Jimmie "Finally gone" from NES systems
  • Woman in 30 year long coma being taken off life support todat
  • FindMe app breaks record sales for number of copies sold in 24 hours
Stocks: (All prices are as of publication and are in WORPs)
  • Thorcon +42.20 (62.20)
  • Eagle Tech +1.22 (14.60)
  • CoRE Telecommuications -3.56 (220.00)
  • Smart Schools Inc. +4.20 (192.87)
  • Southern Power and Light +8.00 (50.00)
  • Community Phone and Net +25.00 (105.00)
  • Angry Fox Technology 0.00 (9.00)
  • Soviet Air +90.23 (195.23)
  • InterAir Airlines 0.00 (190.00)
  • Domestic AirShipping +1.98 (95.21)
  • Yellow Chicken Airlines 0.00 (0.00) Pending Removal of all remaining stocks
  • Air Weot +72.14 (170.82)
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Re: Soviet Party State News Agency [WIP]

Postby Soviet Party » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:20 am

Hello folks! I'm Kristen Edlder, news correspondent for SPSNA. I'm at the grand reveal of the new statue in Progress Park. I'll be live Qwerping this event on qwe.rp/SPSNA and on SPSNA.com/live. Feel free to Qwerp your questions to me and I'll do my best to answer them!

Right now, it's kinda exciting. Tons if people here. Lots of good energy in the crowd!

Tag any photos you take here today with the tag. +statueatproggress
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Re: Soviet Party State News Agency [WIP]

Postby Soviet Party » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:43 am

Alright! Plenty of questions have come in!

Q: when is the statue to be revealed?

It was supposed to be at 2, but we've been informed the time has been moved to 4 pm.

Q: how many people are there?

It's a large crowd. Easily 1000+ here , probably will be more as we get closer to 4.

Q: is this going to be broadcast on TV?

Yes! Actually, once the VIPs start, we'll switch to live coverage!

Q: what's the statue of?

Not too sure. Media hasn't been told what it exactly is of/about

Q: who all is there?

Military, stars, starlets, singers, school kids, many companies and various other organizations are here.

Q: How long have you been there?

We've been here since 9 this morning. Other news agencies have been here since. 7 or 8 this morning.

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Great questions folks! Keep em' coming. I'll keep you updated!

~~Kristen
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Represented by Joanne Dickenson, Foreign Minister
Contact: Office of the World Assembly Delegate. 1934 B Street
Nulao, Commonwealth of the Soviet Party B5-42X

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