The United Church of Reppy

[Seculartopia]

Sends ICBM as a gift to Milks Empire via air.

*shoots down ICBM from space... and it blows up over Seculartopia*

Sends 3 ICBM's as a gift via air and hacks into the computer controls to the satillite to shoot at Milks Empire.

[Belschaft]

*wins*

[Pevisopolis]

Sends ICBM as a gift to Milks Empire via air.

*shoots down ICBM from space... and it blows up over Seculartopia*

I smell a stalemate!

[Chetssaland]

How about a peace talk??

[Belschaft]

We demand spratz head as a pre-peace talks gift!

[Seculartopia]

Sends ICBM as a gift to Milks Empire via air.

*shoots down ICBM from space... and it blows up over Seculartopia*

Sends another ICBM to hit the other ICBM in the sky.

The 3 ICBMS strike hard into the Milks Empire, causing complete anarchy and despair

[Chetssaland]

thats it *sends 40,000 ICBM's and 10,000 SCUD missles toward Seculartopia.

[Barzan]

*Brings them down with Godmod cannon. Why? Because it's forum 7, damnit. Everyone's Godmodding!*

Literally.

Ha ha! Fools! If you destroy the temples then that will destroy the Ark of Reppy which will unleash the Second Impact which will destroy the Earth and make us all fuse with Reppy as pure energy! You will being about your own destruction! (Anyone ever see Neon Genesis Evangelion? Well, that's what happens if you blow-up the Ark of Reppy. The heretics end-up like Shinji and Asuka.)

I launch all the EVA units, which have 1x 50 tonne N2 bombs each, and destroy all the capital cities of the heretics. Then I moon them.

[Pevisopolis]

I own a "Heretic Smacking Paddle". Doesn't that make this ironic?

[Seculartopia]

thats it *sends 40,000 ICBM's and 10,000 SCUD missles toward Seculartopia.

Seculartopian computer nerds who have too much time on their hands hack into the tiny computer controls on the missles and reprograms it to head back towards Chetssaland.

[Milks Empire]

Sends ICBM as a gift to Milks Empire via air.

*shoots down ICBM from space... and it blows up over Seculartopia*

Sends 3 ICBM's as a gift via air and hacks into the computer controls to the satillite to shoot at Milks Empire.

*uses backup satellites to blow down ICBMs over strategic Seculartopia launch sites*

thats it *sends 40,000 ICBM's and 10,000 SCUD missles toward Seculartopia.

*sends big check to Chetssaland*

[Belschaft]

I own a "Heretic Smacking Paddle". Doesn't that make this ironic?

Not if we declare spratz' followers the true heretics!

[Milks Empire]

thats it *sends 40,000 ICBM's and 10,000 SCUD missles toward Seculartopia.

Seculartopian computer nerds who have too much time on their hands hack into the tiny computer controls on the missles and reprograms it to head back towards Chetssaland.

*Imperial hackers hack missile computers and send them to their originally intended targets in Seculartopia*

[Seculartopia]

Sends 3 ICBM's as a gift via air and hacks into the computer controls to the satillite to shoot at Milks Empire.
*uses backup satellites to blow down ICBMs over strategic Seculartopia launch sites*

The Dictator-President runs and hides in his "HOLY CRAP HERE COME THE ICBM'S" chamber, and the hackers proceed to reprogram the satilities to blow up.

The strategic sites are blown up, but new mobile launchers are implemented.

thats it *sends 40,000 ICBM's and 10,000 SCUD missles toward Seculartopia.
*sends big check to Chetssaland*

HIdden spies secretly disquised a secret tiny bomb on the check.

[Seculartopia]

thats it *sends 40,000 ICBM's and 10,000 SCUD missles toward Seculartopia.

Seculartopian computer nerds who have too much time on their hands hack into the tiny computer controls on the missles and reprograms it to head back towards Chetssaland.

*Imperial hackers hack missile computers and send them to their originally intended targets in Seculartopia*

Seculartopian Hackers hack into the hackers hacking computers and reprogram the hack that hacked the hacks to reprogram the hacks to how things were before the hackers hacked into the hacks

The hacks also hack into the hackers hacks and hacking computers, initiating their hacks on the hacks and control.

[Kim Jong-ilia]

Plays both sides of the fight and gives each side weapons and WMDs and other stuff.

[Kim Jong-ilia]

Begins raining thousands of Scuds onto each side.

[Milks Empire]

*hacks into Seculartopia's computer networks and sets all of them to self-destruct... and then deletes the "undo" function from the program before logging out*

Begins raining thousands of Scuds onto each side.

*sends 200 MOABs to Kim Jong-Ilia*

*makes phone call to Seculartopia*
Truce until we knock off KJI?

[Seculartopia]

Begins raining thousands of Scuds onto each side.

Seculartopia feels the need to use its WMD's. A number of trigger-happy controllers bomb.

[Seculartopia]

*hacks into Seculartopia's computer networks and sets all of them to self-destruct... and then deletes the "undo" function from the program before logging out*

Seculartopian Hackers run like hell out of the room and go to the secondary hacking room on a secret IP hostname and network.

[Seculartopia]

*hacks into Seculartopia's computer networks and sets all of them to self-destruct... and then deletes the "undo" function from the program before logging out*

Begins raining thousands of Scuds onto each side.

*sends 200 MOABs to Kim Jong-Ilia*

*makes phone call to Seculartopia*
Truce until we knock off KJI?

The witheld number calls back, and agrees

The hackers hack into missles in KJI and cause the strategically close and positioned launchers to blow up.

[Barzan]

The Crystaline Entity comes and is now using its beam to incinerate every living piece of flesh that does not worship Reppy. Then, Sephiroth will come and do horrible things to the survivors -- as if there could be any! If that doesn't work, the Borg will assimilate every piece of inert dust into Reploid believers or destroy it.

[Seculartopia]

The Crystaline Entity comes and is now using its beam to incinerate every living piece of flesh that does not worship Reppy. Then, Sephiroth will come and do horrible things to the survivors -- as if there could be any! If that doesn't work, the Borg will assimilate every piece of inert dust into Reploid believers or destroy it.

[Barzan]

The Crystaline Entity comes and is now using its beam to incinerate every living piece of flesh that does not worship Reppy. Then, Sephiroth will come and do horrible things to the survivors -- as if there could be any! If that doesn't work, the Borg will assimilate every piece of inert dust into Reploid believers or destroy it.

Yeah! That's right! And...if all else fails...I will deploy the RED MATTER!!!

[Seculartopia]

The Crystaline Entity comes and is now using its beam to incinerate every living piece of flesh that does not worship Reppy. Then, Sephiroth will come and do horrible things to the survivors -- as if there could be any! If that doesn't work, the Borg will assimilate every piece of inert dust into Reploid believers or destroy it.

Yeah! That's right! And...if all else fails...I will deploy the RED MATTER!!!

Seculartopian Hackers hack into the controls in the red matter and cause it to explode...... Fortuantely its just Jelly, but Seculartopia Stole ya origional Red Matter! (Which was the real stuff, not something weird or anything )