Closing NS General

[Starblaydia]

As you're aware, Max has taken steps to fix Nationstates...

*golfclap*

[Birnadia]

So funny I forgot to laugh.

That was about my reaction as well...

...not only is it not funny anyways (most AFD jokes aren't funny), but now we get an entire day of spam.


If you wanted me to spend my entire day on other websites, all you had to do was ask.

Heretic!

[JuNii]

Why just Liberal and Conservative? I can think of so many ideologies that don't fit.

They all fit into one or the other if you ask the opposite side which is why Inoffensive Centrists are either Fascists or Communists.

mostly Liberal tho.

because they tend to get screwed by both ends.

and we know Conservatives only get screwed from one end...

[JuNii]

*handcuffs self to NSG*
*swallows key*


*tries to vomit as tanks and bulldozers approach*

*Force Feeds Sarkhaan horse laxatives.*

that key should be out soon...

*Glances at Approaching tanks and dozers.*

byeandgoodluck!

*flees before the shitstorm... both the figurative and literal*

[The Archregimancy]

I applaud this decision.

For too long NationStates has been forcing people with mutually incompatible personal ideologies to communicate with, and confront, each other.

The new ideologically purified forums will ensure that we never have to encounter someone we disagree with unless we choose to, in which case we would probably deserve everything we get.

I can now look forward to engaging in intellectually stimulating conversation with like-minded people about the issues that really matter, like why St. Cyril of Alexandria isn't personally responsible for the decline of Christianity, how the office of Prime Minister developed over the last 200 years in the unwritten British constitution, why Mein Kampf is not a theist document, and demonstrating through the following piece of graphically pornographic picspam that not only do I have one of the largest penises on NSG - but that I really know how to use it, ladies <masculine tiger roar>.

April Fool

[Grandais]

seriously guys? This is so obvious it's not funny

I for one support the closing of NS General it is a hive of Counter-Revolutionary scum who wish to put their jackboots on the neck of the Proletariat! No longer will they keep the red banner down! We will continue the Revolution just like Comrade Lenin!

Yes! With the arrival of Liberal Zone we can foster a proud socialist community of revolutionary action to bring mankind into a new age of equality and glory, and put the conservative scum back where they belong!

[Callisdrun]

Everyone please remain calm, this is the part where I step up, assassinate Reppy, and take over NationStates. No one move; we don't want anyone to get hurt here besides the administrator.

Once I take control, I will establish two General forums.

Oh, and bow down to your new Grand Poobah.

Will you unleash your rabbit?

Oh, I will unleash all of my rabbits.

No one can stand against the rabbit legions.

[Yootopia]

The Lib/Conservative split is all well and good, but what about a Moderates section for people with opinions that don't come out of the EuroNews/Fox ideology handbook?

[Bears Armed]

Everyone please remain calm, this is the part where I step up, assassinate Reppy, and take over NationStates. No one move; we don't want anyone to get hurt here besides the administrator.

Once I take control, I will establish two General forums.

Oh, and bow down to your new Grand Poobah.

'Pooh Bear'?!?

^_^

[North Avayu]

*Stands in front of a tank in NSG square, to protest its impending destruction.*

*joins Joannalandia*
The Mods cannot stand against the people! Down with the system!

I for one think that those so called Discussion Zones are nothing else than death camps for the righteous people of NSG to killed off while a new breed of people will take over the forum!

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Why just Liberal and Conservative? I can think of so many ideologies that don't fit.

They all fit into one or the other if you ask the opposite side which is why Inoffensive Centrists are either Fascists or Communists.

mostly Liberal tho.

because they tend to get screwed by both ends.

and we know Conservatives only get screwed from one end...

Touche'

[Grenartia]

As you're aware, Max has taken steps to fix Nationstates. This is an ongoing process, and the site staff has determined we're ready to move on to the next corrective step. With the Liberal Discussion Zone and Conservative Discussion Zone subforums up and running, the old Nationstates General section is no longer necessary; in fact, it's now redundant and obsolete.

Starting now, NSG is being replaced with the aforementioned discussion zone forums. Remember to conduct yourself appropriately for the new sections. I mean it, this is completely serious business. Really!
Epic April Fools panic in 3... 2... 1...


~Evil Forum Empress Rep Prod the Ninja Mod
~She who wields the Banhammer; master of the mighty moderation no-dachi Kiritateru Teikoku

*does the thing from the end of the original Planet of the Apes* You did it! You bastards really did it! YOU DELETED NSG!!!!! DAMN YOU ALLL!!!! *beats fists against desk repeatedly*

[Nazi Centauri]

Is This True or another is it a April Fools Day Joke?

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Is This True or another is it a April Fools Day Joke?

Can't it be both?

[Toopoxia]

Is This True or another is it a April Fools Day Joke?

Okay, these are parody forums and for short term only, but keep it sane. There are still rules.

Try to keep in within... let's say Forum 7 limits. Okay guys? Carry on with your conservative selves.

this... might answer your question.... Unless LG was joking... DOUBLE BLUFF!!! D:

[Techno-Soviet]

I for one support the closing of NS General it is a hive of Counter-Revolutionary scum who wish to put their jackboots on the neck of the Proletariat! No longer will they keep the red banner down! We will continue the Revolution just like Comrade Lenin!

This. I, for one, welcome our new Bolshevik overlords.

[Sapiency]

I for one support the closing of NS General it is a hive of Counter-Revolutionary scum who wish to put their jackboots on the neck of the Proletariat! No longer will they keep the red banner down! We will continue the Revolution just like Comrade Lenin!

This. I, for one, welcome our new Bolshevik overlords.

This is seconded. Hail the great Bolshevik liberators! Death to the Menshevists and capitalist pig overlords! Burn the churches! For Comrade Lenin!

[Sapiency]

I for one support the closing of NS General it is a hive of Counter-Revolutionary scum who wish to put their jackboots on the neck of the Proletariat! No longer will they keep the red banner down! We will continue the Revolution just like Comrade Lenin!

This. I, for one, welcome our new Bolshevik overlords.

This is seconded. Hail the great Bolshevik liberators! Death to the Menshevists and capitalist pig overlords! Burn the churches! For Comrade Lenin!

DISREGARD THAT I'M A LIBERAL WEENER

What I meant to say was, EAT LENIN'S COMMUNIST PENIS IN HELL!

[Smunkeeville]

No! No! We will not stand for this, WE'LL FILL YOUR NEW FORUMS WITH LEAVING THREADS! Bitching and whining about how the Mods suck and are biased! And then we'll come back in a week and...and...DO IT AGAIN!

Same.

[Grays Harbor]

We are in favour of closing NSG and creating seprate liberal and conservative forums. Perhaps this will cut down on the number of "butthurt" posts in moderation.


yes, we are aware this is an april fools thing. don't get your panties in a twist.

[Jenrak]

Goddamn April Fools.

[Milks Empire]

Why thank yo-*pied* .............. DOWN WITH REPPY!!! *throws pies after her*

*runs like mad from her sister* MWAHAHAHAHA! You forget, I have a rabid cult of followers you'll have to get through! *does that whole ninja-mod VANISH trick!*

Brothers! For Reppy! TO ARMS!

Huzzah!

[Ishema]

Personally, I support the opening of a traditional, pure Conservative forum. We can't let the hippie scum continue to destroy the core values of our great society.

Oh P.S. happy April Fools Day.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Damn. Wish I didn't go to bed.

[Katganistan]

Is This True or another is it a April Fools Day Joke?

Okay, these are parody forums and for short term only, but keep it sane. There are still rules.

Try to keep in within... let's say Forum 7 limits. Okay guys? Carry on with your conservative selves.

this... might answer your question.... Unless LG was joking... DOUBLE BLUFF!!! D:

Do remember -- you all thought the UN telling us to cease and desist was an April Fool's prank.... but it was true.