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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:34 am

Gwen felt a disturbance in The Force. It was as if this bar was going to be shuttered if it continues any more.

Guys... I think we should get out of here while we still can.
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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New Castillan Empire
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Posts: 182
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:03 am

Valentine Z wrote:Gwen felt a disturbance in The Force. It was as if this bar was going to be shuttered if it continues any more.

Guys... I think we should get out of here while we still can.
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison



"Way ahead of you, amiga!" She said as she took off in a spaceship as a familiar drunken one-eyed scotsman came in with a detonator.

"*urrrp* time to end this joint with a BANG!" The Demoman laughed.
Current Year: 2078

Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7XpKECC_A
Military March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMkb6QgyMs
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:06 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"Way ahead of you, amiga!" She said as she took off in a spaceship as a familiar drunken one-eyed scotsman came in with a detonator.

"*urrrp* time to end this joint with a BANG!" The Demoman laughed.


Ahh, haha, you reminded me of one of my friends! Except that for him, he has a hand and a leg missing, not an eye!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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New Castillan Empire
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Posts: 182
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:13 am

Valentine Z wrote:
New Castillan Empire wrote:"Way ahead of you, amiga!" She said as she took off in a spaceship as a familiar drunken one-eyed scotsman came in with a detonator.

"*urrrp* time to end this joint with a BANG!" The Demoman laughed.


Ahh, haha, you reminded me of one of my friends! Except that for him, he has a hand and a leg missing, not an eye!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison


"I thinks I knows him as well. I went on a date with he- oh wait, that was that Jinx lass..." The Demoman laughed. "Good times. But I hafta blow this place tae smithereens now. I'm sorry, but duty calls." He said as a nuclear warhead suddenly appeared and started beeping.
Current Year: 2078

Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7XpKECC_A
Military March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMkb6QgyMs
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:34 am

New Castillan Empire wrote:"I thinks I knows him as well. I went on a date with he- oh wait, that was that Jinx lass..." The Demoman laughed. "Good times. But I hafta blow this place tae smithereens now. I'm sorry, but duty calls." He said as a nuclear warhead suddenly appeared and started beeping.


Valentijn raised his head and started panicking.

W-w-what wa that? Was that a- AAAAAAAA
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

AAAAA, VAL, STOP SCREAMING! We can just get out of here now!
- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

Oooh, why are we yelling? Let me join you all! AAAAAAAAA! :P
- Surveillant Clarissa Alanis Star Breya “La Amoureux et Exuberant Chéri” Millie Taissa Butterfly Coraline Jolijn Trini Clementine Hollie Harumi

My dear, please stop screaming, you screamed louder than everyone here!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Stanier
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Posts: 279
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:46 am

Suddenly, amidst the commotion, Ennio and Aiko casually walk inside the saloon.

"Goo-What the hell's goin' on here? Why are y'all screamin'?" Ennio confusedly said before taking notice of the warhead

"SHIT! I GET WHY NOW!" Then the man runs away

Aiko, who only stood there as her beloved left her behind, was confused.

"Nani? What is going on?"
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
If it won't hurt a dog it won't hurt you.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: OOC: Now I gotta create the new, actual leaders. Ay ay ay.

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Valentine Z
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Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:49 am

Gwen, Valentijn, and Clarissa made their run from the place, with no further Valentians (or his puppets) going to talk in this forum anymore.

RUN WHILE YOU CAN, BYE!
- Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing

(Well, it’s been a very, very fun C/CLT. See you on the next installation!)
Last edited by Valentine Z on Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:49 am, edited 1 time in total.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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Stanier
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Posts: 279
Founded: Aug 28, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Stanier » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:51 am

(As per usual, I make a late arrival without taking notice. Fuck me right?)

Then the confused girl took notice of the warhead, taking a brief moment to analyze it before running away.

"Oh, is that a...? Now I get why everybody is running! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Undergoing retconning.
Call me Lima
NS stats are used, except when contradicted by yours truly in the factbooks
Slowly learning Italian
OOC (Actual political opinions here)
If it won't hurt a dog it won't hurt you.

Stanierian News Broadcasting: OOC: Now I gotta create the new, actual leaders. Ay ay ay.

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New Castillan Empire
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Posts: 182
Founded: Mar 11, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby New Castillan Empire » Fri Oct 19, 2018 5:52 am

Stanier wrote:Suddenly, amidst the commotion, Ennio and Aiko casually walk inside the saloon.

"Goo-What the hell's goin' on here? Why are y'all screamin'?" Ennio confusedly said before taking notice of the warhead

"SHIT! I GET WHY NOW!" Then the man runs away

Aiko, who only stood there as her beloved left her behind, was confused.

"Nani? What is going on?"


"Well, it's been nice knowing yae too! By the way, you got tha' footy lad on 'and? 'cause Celaeno wants tae shag him. Like, real bad. Heard she used to cut herself for 'im. Anyways, later, lads!" the Demoman said as he drank, then slipping over and accidentally pressing the detonator.
Current Year: 2078

Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT7XpKECC_A
Military March: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMkb6QgyMs
-Project Infinity underway to develop generator that converts kinetic energy from black holes to energy
-Nueva Chile Collective Insurance now covers zombie apocalypses and demonic possession
-Mass controversy over launch of first ever sex robot
-New colony on the moon Sanctae to host new Holy See, with a female blood-elf Pope as ruler
-Novo Timor: Artillery corps veteran destroyed wall with a howitzer because there was a large spider on it
-Nueva Salvador: City of Ahuachapán enforces ban on public playing and distribution of K-pop
-Nueva Galicia: Man given cease and desist order after distributing drawn pornography depicting Queen Celaeno online

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Low bloods
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Posts: 193
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Fri Oct 19, 2018 7:12 am

"I wonder if this place will get a tune up?" Vixen chuckles "Any time now."
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If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: Festive times are sweeping through, slowly like a disease spreading Lowblood is starting to glow.

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Valentine Z
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Posts: 3834
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:04 am

Gwen sent one more message from the convenience of her home.

Dear Kyrusia, or the Moderators of these games,

A nuke is coming down, and we are nearing the end of this bar. We screwed up big time while reaching the 500th page. Halp us.

Cheers, Love!

P. S.: Do you think you can send this to Archives instead of it being auto-purged? It will be lovely, I imagine! To see back on the antics we have here.

- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison
Last edited by Valentine Z on Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:05 am, edited 2 times in total.
If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down !
Glory to De Sierlijke und Verwonderlijk Feline Utopia et its Heerlijk Autonomous Opperheerschappij ov Valentine Z !
>>> >>> >>> Our Most Evaluative Q&A yet. <<< <<< <<<
• About me.
• You thought I'm a She. But it is I, a dude!
Silver Commonwealth is the long-lost, evil, and short brother of Valentine Z!
• Eat my freaking tranquility. - Zenyatta
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.

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San Lumen
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Founded: Jul 02, 2009
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby San Lumen » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:08 am

Leo Adama had been quiet for awhile doing reading in the library when he reentered the bar.

"My friends I believe it is time for me to depart. I sense in the Force something terrible is about to happen here possibly to this entire planet. I shall be returning to Coruscant. It has been been wonderful meeting you all. Farewell and God Bless." Leo said as he headed to the door and powered up his ship causing the bar to shake as he departed back to his home.
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Nilrahrarfan
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Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:39 am

"Well, I guess it's time for Ram's Head Saloon V4."
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Low bloods
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Posts: 193
Founded: Nov 22, 2013
Father Knows Best State

Postby Low bloods » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:15 am

Valentine Z wrote:Gwen sent one more message from the convenience of her home.

Dear Kyrusia, or the Moderators of these games,

A nuke is coming down, and we are nearing the end of this bar. We screwed up big time while reaching the 500th page. Halp us.

Cheers, Love!

P. S.: Do you think you can send this to Archives instead of it being auto-purged? It will be lovely, I imagine! To see back on the antics we have here.

- Chief Aviator Gwen Tracer Hepburn “Fate” Ellen Trixie Caitlin Foxworthy Avril Evelin Celinda Sammy W. Oxton Arielle Lindall Leslie Allison

"They know. I shot the ram a telegram. They said they'll get to us in due time.
What's this about nukes, I thought it was something of implosion, or perhaps something of a black hole." The knight said while reading the note
If you can see us...
Something must surely be wrong.

We dont use NS stats here.

A post I made about C/LT and YLR threads
Eyyy, if you're new to this whole YL reaction leader thing give me a click if its giving you a hard time.(pretty WIP)
current news: Festive times are sweeping through, slowly like a disease spreading Lowblood is starting to glow.

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