[NSG Senate] Senatorial Database

[Adab]

Thomas is awaiting questions

Senator, what is your opinion on homosexuality?

[Kamchastkia]

Thomas is awaiting questions

Senator, what is your opinion on homosexuality?

"I view this activity, to be immoral and contrary to the values of our society. I, however, do not seek criminal punishment for homosexual activities."

[Geilinor]

Thomas is awaiting questions

What caused you to become a New Democrat?

[Adab]

The Great and Cool Supreme Awesome-O Leader of Kupa Keep Markus Knauth is now open for questions.

Senator, do you think you're handsome? Also, do you have a Final Solution on, uh, abolishing poverty in Calaverde?

[New Werpland]

Thomas is awaiting questions

How much would you pay for a private dinner with Concita Wurst?

[Kamchastkia]

Thomas is awaiting questions

What caused you to become a New Democrat?

"The New Democrats represent, what I feel, are non-partisan resolutions to problems that face real Calaverdeans face. While other parties break down into bickering over their different ideologies the New Democrats formulate solutions, solutions that work. As a Senator I believe that this what defines a good politician and a bad one, a bad one presents solutions based on his political leaning, a good politician presents solutions that benefit the most amount of people, and work in practical life."

[Kamchastkia]

Thomas is awaiting questions

How much would you pay for a private dinner with Concita Wurst?

"No comment."

[Adab]

Thomas is awaiting questions

Do you know how to drive a tractor?

[Ziegenhain]

The Great and Cool Supreme Awesome-O Leader of Kupa Keep Markus Knauth is now open for questions.

Senator, do you think you're handsome? Also, do you have a Final Solution on, uh, abolishing poverty in Calaverde?

"Do I think I am handsome? Oh no, I know that I am handsome."

"Our Final Solution for the total eradication of poverty in Calaverde is quite simple. I have made a three step program to get rid of the poverty problem once and for all. The first step is to recognize what the problem causing poverty is (It's those Goobacks who keep taking our jobs!). The final step will then be to have poverty completely abolish and everyone in Calaverde making money."

[Ainin]

Maria Kamilia Haverkamp (née Chmielewski) - Democratic Left

Account Name: Ainin
Occupation: Member of Parliament
Party Position(s):

None

Positions in Government:

None

Constituency: San Cristobal―Victoria―Central
Political Ideology: Democratic socialism
Family: Nick Haverkamp (spouse),
Background: Maria Chmielewski was born on 18 June 1986 in Warsaw, capital of the People's Republic of Poland, into a family of four children. Her father was a local minor official of the ruling Workers' Party and her mother worked at a textile factory, and she was raised in a middle-class setting. In 1989, Solidarity paralysed the streets of Poland and forced the communist regime to give up power and hold free elections, ending 44 years of Russian hegemony over the country. The rapidly changing political scene caused her father to lose his job, and the family had to move to Gdańsk (Danzig) in order to make ends meet.

Her adolescent years were not particularly remarkable. She did well in school and had an active social life, and coming of age in the decade of newfound personal liberty in Poland, she benefited immensely from the 1989 revolution. She was admitted to the University of Gdańsk at age 20 and while there, met an Adrianer Dutch exchange student by the name of Nick Haverkamp. They fell in love and married two years later. She moved with him to his native Calaverde, and they settled down in Willemspoort in 2008. She became an accountant and he became a freelance journalist.

After the junta fell, the couple moved to San Cristobal due to Nick's job and she ran for local office as a councillor for the prefecture of San Cristobal Central. She resigned her seat on the council after half a term to run for national office, and was elected with 36.8% of the popular vote in San Cristobal―Victoria―Central, the constituency that more or less covers the city's central business district and downtown.
Faith: Roman Catholic
Likes: Democratic socialism, social democracy, progressivism, Catholic values, Pope Francis, trade unions, diversity
Dislikes: Bigotry, fiscal conservatism, racism, intolerance, Russia
Any Questions from the Public to be answered?
Open to questions.

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[Lykens]

Cipriano Cortez (33) - Civic Reform Party

Account Name: Lykens

Occupation: Member of Parliament

Party Position(s):

Interim Chairman

Positions in Government:

N/A

Constituency: Arecibo

Political Ideology: Fiscal Conservatism, Internationalism, anti-immigration, Right wing

Family: Father, Epiphanio (54) Mother, Constanta (52) plethora of other Cortez family members

Background: Born March 14, 1982 to Construction Magnate Epiphanio Cortez in San Cristobal, Cipriano was the eldest of what would be ten children. Raised in a strict Roman Catholic household, his father's version of the basic tenets of church, family, and business were instilled in him from a young age. He went to a prestigious and religious private school which further instilled in him anti-left wing and bigoted views. By the time he turned eighteen, he was what would appear to be a run of the mill bigot. His later exposure to American values led to the realization of his sexuality, which he has so far kept under wraps, considering his strictly catholic family.

He journeyed to the United States for college, majoring in Business Administration and Political Science. When be returned to Calaverde, he assisted his father in running the business he owned with his several brothers. Unbeknownst to Cipriano, the construction company was simply a side business in a larger more shady enterprise. His father was actually a Mafia Don, running drugs, guns, prostitutes, and whatever else could pull in a profit, through and into Calaverde.

Ever the optimist, he jumped right into the business, finding numerous ways to reconcile his actions with his religion, in addition to many other activities. He became his father's right hand man, and profits in all of their enterprises rose. Seeing an opportunity to kicktart a political career, Cipriano founded a right wing party with several like minded individuals, and trounced Opposition Leader Kenneth Diaz in a landslide.

He now serves as an interim Chairman of the Civic Reform Party.

Faith: Roman Catholic

Likes: Supposedly women, money, hard liquor, cigars, good deals, low taxes, conservatism, family, black coffee, good investments, good contracts, compliant board of directors, steak, lasagna, fine wine

Dislikes: Ultra Feminists, high taxes, liberals, liberalism, Social Justice Warriors, tea, bad deals, bad investments, flan, fast food, cheap wine, 'Beggars' food, Kenneth Diaz

Any Questions from the Public to be answered?

• "Are you gay?"
  "No."
• "Thoughts on Libertarianism?"
  "Interesting ideology, one for some people but not all"
• "Are you sure?"
  "Yes."
• "So you are saying that if, theoretically, a young, well-endowed Prussian lad were to proposition that he 'hide his Virginian bull worm in your cave', you would say no?"
  "I'm not going to ask why a Prussian fellow owns a Virginian Bull worm, nor am I going to ask what that is."

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[Malgrave]

I have a couple of questions for Maria

- Do you have any designs for future cabinet positions?
- What did you think of your partners performance on Pressure Room?

[Lykens]

Cipriano Cortez is open for questions.

[Liberty and Linguistics]

Sophia Valencia - Civic Reform Party

Account Name: Liberty and Linguistics
Occupation: Senator
Party Position(s): Bigshot Member
Positions in Government: Minister of Booze....Nothing
Constituency: South Calaverde
Political Ideology: Conservative Liberalism, Classical Liberalism, Right-Populism, Centre Right
Family: Jose Valencia(husband)

Background: Sophia Valencia was born in a small inland town in Southern Calaverde on May 20th 1976. Her parents were fairly impoverished, and Sophia had 6 siblings, 4 of whom died in adolescence. Sophia was a relatively good natured, but often rebellious child. In secondary school, she graduated at the top of her class, and was often called "Senora Populara", for her "charm." She was offered a small scholarship at the University of Texas, and graduated the University of Texas with a bachelors degree in political science and a law degree by 2000.

In 2003, she moved back to Calaverde to practice corporate law. In her time, she represented businessmen and women from both small businesses and large multinational corporations. In 2008, she married her husband, Jose Valencia. In 2011, she was fined for speaking out against the military junta, and later would serve 30 days in prison for her comments. In 2012, after further comments against the junta, she lost her law license, leaving her unemployed for a year. She ran for the Senate in 2014, and won as an independent. In 2015, she joined the Civic Reform Party.

Faith: Roman Catholicism
Likes: Fine wine, family, pragmatism, cynicism, lawyers, big business, solid business deals, cigars, feminism, men who respect corporate women.
Dislikes: Socialism, authoritarianism, prejudice, heavy permissiveness, naivety, hypocrisy, "fake" nice, radical feminism.
Any Questions from the Public to be answered?: Please, ask me anything!

• What impact did the death of your siblings have on you?
  
  "Great questions My 4th sibling died when I was 11, so as you can imagine, I was very young. One died in an accident, the other three because of the poor conditions in rural Calaverde. Initially, it deeply saddened me, and it still does. However, it's really convinced me more than anything that things don't always fall into place. Some say I'm cynical, I think I'm realistic."
  
  
• How much wine do you drink?
  
  "Probably too much. Feel free to join me."

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No, I will not turn into Werp. This is my second senator, not my 12th.

[New Werpland]

Cipriano Cortez is open for questions.

Do you believe in monetary policy?

[New Werpland]

Eugenia - INDEPENDENT

Account Name: New Werpland
Occupation: Senator
Constituency: Gilliamstown
Political Ideology: none
Family: unknown
Background: Eugenia's life

1) born in 2005
2) Became senator for the constituency of Gilliamstown in 2015.

Likes: eating, sleeping, defecating, cats from Israel.
Dislikes: You.
Any Questions from the Public to be answered?
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[Collatis]

Cipriano Cortez is open for questions.

"Are you gay?"

[Lykens]

Cipriano Cortez is open for questions.

"Are you gay?"

"No."

[The Union of the West]

Cipriano Cortez is open for questions.

"Thoughts on Libertarianism?"

[Lykens]

Cipriano Cortez is open for questions.

"Thoughts on Libertarianism?"

"Interesting ideology, one that is for some people and not all."

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Senator Winston Salem is open for questions.

[New Werpland]

Senator Winston Salem is open for questions.

"What do you have to say about the tragedy in Gilliamstown?"

[Collatis]

"Are you gay?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

[Lykens]

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

[Collatis]

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"So you are saying that if, theoretically, a young, well-endowed Prussian lad were to proposition that he 'hide his Virginian bull worm in your cave', you would say no?"