TET: What Didn't You Learn Today?

[The Corparation]

I could never fathom why people would pay 200 Dollars for shoes that they think look pretty. The most I would ever pay for shoes would be about half that, and only if they were hiking boots or climbing shoes.

Because they're fucking perfect.

I very much doubt that. But hey, your money.

I'm still left wondering how the hell to put together the bookcase/entertainment center...

I'll do it for $50.00, plus travel expenses...

Don't you know anything Qaz? You put the travel expenses part in fine print so they don't see it until after they sign!

[Des-Bal]

I'm still left wondering how the hell to put together the bookcase/entertainment center...

I find it most beneficial to strike the assembled pile of components with a hammer and ultimately decide to store your books in a drawer.

[Disserbia]

I'm not going to drink because I have none left. Lets not drink together!

I'm afraid I'll have to pass I just took a three second pull straight off of a bottle of bourbon and I don't believe it will be the last.

Don't hurt anyone! Oh god, the only thing I can properly chug is vodka. Bourbon hurts.

[Grenartia]

Well, the main problem is figuring out the order in which the shelves and dividers go, as well as actually trying to put them together once I do so (the individual pieces are too heavy to steady with one hand, and thus, it requires two people to assemble).

Like I said Duct tape. You can jury rig something. Won't be pretty but it will work.

I don't have enough of it, unless I resort to using clear packing tape, which I don't trust.

I'm still left wondering how the hell to put together the bookcase/entertainment center...

I'll do it for $50.00, plus travel expenses...

I don't have the money.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I could never fathom why people would pay 200 Dollars for shoes that they think look pretty. The most I would ever pay for shoes would be about half that, and only if they were hiking boots or climbing shoes.

LL Bean is where I buy my shoes. Because I can get them replaced for free every time they break.

They're all hideous no thank you.

Because they're fucking perfect.

I very much doubt that. But hey, your money.

The Most Perfect Shoe In Existence.

[Cu Math]

I could never fathom why people would pay 200 Dollars for shoes that they think look pretty. The most I would ever pay for shoes would be about half that, and only if they were hiking boots or climbing shoes.

Because they're fucking perfect.

Unless they're ghillies made of gold and tanned orphan skin, I still don't see them as worth $200

[The Corparation]

I very much doubt that. But hey, your money.

The Most Perfect Shoe In Existence.

I have to say those don't look comfortable at all.

[Luziyca]

LL Bean is where I buy my shoes. Because I can get them replaced for free every time they break.

They're all hideous no thank you.

I very much doubt that. But hey, your money.

The Most Perfect Shoe In Existence.

Well, it is perfect for the occasion when you need to twerk on someone else and your name is Miley Cyrus...

[Grenartia]

The Most Perfect Shoe In Existence.

I have to say those don't look comfortable at all.

Or practical. My personal view on shoes is that if they are neither practical nor comfortable, they shouldn't exist.

[Qazox]

Tell who to fuck off? Unemployment or my "job"? Because if I tell the latter that, I can't get the former...

The former, once you've done what they demand of you you need not do any more.

Oh I do.

Stupid Florida anti-unemployment laws passed in 2007, going into effect in 2010, by being explicitly overridden by the state Senate despite a 52% referendum vote against it. But since it needed to be 55% to codify it into the state constitution, and the economy wasn't heading into the shitter, the Senate passed it with 71% for. 6 months later... the economy went into the shitter, and by the time we can get the law repealed, no one will care, because we'll be back to pre-recession times again.

[Des-Bal]

Don't hurt anyone! Oh god, the only thing I can properly chug is vodka. Bourbon hurts.

We'll see how it pans out. I've become aware that I am a large man with chemically augmented resistance to pain and the natural desire to test the extent of those abilities seizes the forefront of my mind. This is around the point in the night where my whiskey allergy causes my knuckles to bleed, however I remain possessed of my faculties and will not lay my cohabitant flat with a haymaker of impeccable quality so long as that remains the norm.

[Qazox]

The Most Perfect Shoe In Existence.

I have to say those don't look comfortable at all.

Fashion is stupid 72% of the time.

[Grenartia]

I have to say those don't look comfortable at all.

Fashion is stupid 72 90% of the time.

Fixed that for you.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Because they're fucking perfect.

Unless they're ghillies made of gold and tanned orphan skin, I still don't see them as worth $200

Oh, they're worth $200 and more.
Also, how dare you speak the word "ghillies" in my presence?
Hideous beasts that someone had the audacity to call a shoe.

The Most Perfect Shoe In Existence.

I have to say those don't look comfortable at all.

I think they look quite comfy. And I would wear them even if they weren't comfy.

They're all hideous no thank you.


The Most Perfect Shoe In Existence.

Well, it is perfect for the occasion when you need to twerk on someone else and your name is Miley Cyrus...

She was wearing creepers at the VMAs... Not those...

[Des-Bal]

Christ all Friday at what point does it become socially appropriate to berate a fully grown woman for gossiping like a middle school girl about which of her confederates has gained weight?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I have to say those don't look comfortable at all.

Fashion is stupid 72% of the time.

You're stupid 72% of the time.

[The Corparation]

I have to say those don't look comfortable at all.

I think they look quite comfy. And I would wear them even if they weren't comfy.

I can't fathom willingly walking around for any period of time in uncomfortable shoes.

Christ all Friday at what point does it become socially appropriate to berate a fully grown woman for gossiping like a middle school girl about which of her confederates has gained weight?

I think the point at which you marry her, then it becomes Domestic Battery so no one cares. [/Terrible Joke]

[Menassa]

Christ all Friday at what point does it become socially appropriate to berate a fully grown woman for gossiping like a middle school girl about which of her confederates has gained weight?

Only on Eruv Yom Kippur.

[Cu Math]

Unless they're ghillies made of gold and tanned orphan skin, I still don't see them as worth $200

Oh, they're worth $200 and more.
Also, how dare you speak the word "ghillies" in my presence?
Hideous beasts that someone had the audacity to call a shoe.

As a piper and a man who finds your choice of shoe offensive to the fashion conscious, I ask "how dare you?!"
Good Day, Madam!

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I think they look quite comfy. And I would wear them even if they weren't comfy.

I can't fathom willingly walking around for any period of time in uncomfortable shoes.

I'll do whatever it takes for those shoes, even if it makes my feet bleed.

[Disserbia]

Don't hurt anyone! Oh god, the only thing I can properly chug is vodka. Bourbon hurts.

We'll see how it pans out. I've become aware that I am a large man with chemically augmented resistance to pain and the natural desire to test the extent of those abilities seizes the forefront of my mind. This is around the point in the night where my whiskey allergy causes my knuckles to bleed, however I remain possessed of my faculties and will not lay my cohabitant flat with a haymaker of impeccable quality so long as that remains the norm.

Christ all Friday at what point does it become socially appropriate to berate a fully grown woman for gossiping like a middle school girl about which of her confederates has gained weight?

Yes, you would make a perfect drinking buddy.

[Qazox]

Fashion is stupid 72% of the time.

You're stupid 72% of the time.

Nope. 71.98% of the time, now who's stupid?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Oh, they're worth $200 and more.
Also, how dare you speak the word "ghillies" in my presence?
Hideous beasts that someone had the audacity to call a shoe.

As a piper and a man who finds your choice of shoe offensive to the fashion conscious, I ask "how dare you?!"
Good Day, Madam!

Get out! You are not fashion conscious! You like ghillies!

[Grenartia]

I can't fathom willingly walking around for any period of time in uncomfortable shoes.

I'll do whatever it takes for those shoes, even if it makes my feet bleed.

For fuck's sakes, why can't people just be reasonable when it comes to their looks?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

You're stupid 72% of the time.

Nope. 71.98% of the time, now who's stupid?

Those shoes are perfect, not stupid. You're stupid for thinking perfect shoes are stupid.