The Eternal Thread - So NSG, What's Going On?

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:09 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Goddamn Homunculi. A filthy, mongrel race, I tells ye.

Mongrel clones fresh from the machine
Covered in flies and Vaseline

Vaseline, you say?

Things are about to get kinky.

by **Desuforeverlulz** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:09 pm

Gauntleted Fist wrote:
Desuforeverlulz wrote:I think I'm going to be okay now. I accidentally ingested some bleach when I was bathing in it to treat the booboo on my rear end. The doctor said I should. But ingesting it was not good. At first I was a little out of breath. I felt lightheaded and dizzy. I drained the bathwater and washed myself off. By now it was difficult to stand. I sat for a minute on the edge of the bathtub until I felt the urge to vomit. I did so in the toilet, and then fell back on the edge of the tub. I cradled my head with my arm in the sink so that I didn't feel dizzy, and I couldn't stop breathing fast. I also didn't want to, because if I did I was sure I was going to faint.

...

whywouldyoudothat.jpg

Find a different doctor.

It's an abscess formed by MRSA, difficult to treat with anti-biotic. Since it's on the surface of the skin it would be easy to remove using bleach. The good news is it's gone!

by **The Truth and Light** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:11 pm

Desuforeverlulz wrote:
Gauntleted Fist wrote:...

whywouldyoudothat.jpg

Find a different doctor.

It's an abscess formed by MRSA, difficult to treat with anti-biotic. Since it's on the surface of the skin it would be easy to remove using bleach. The good news is it's gone!

I'm not sure whether or not the abscess would have killed you, but you just nearly died, it seems.

by **Gauntleted Fist** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:12 pm

Desuforeverlulz wrote:It's an abscess formed by MRSA, difficult to treat with anti-biotic. Since it's on the surface of the skin it would be easy to remove using bleach. The good news is it's gone!

But you ended up ingesting bleach to get rid of it, and suffering the whatever it was symptoms that started this ridiculous conversation.

by **Desuforeverlulz** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:12 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Desuforeverlulz wrote:It's an abscess formed by MRSA, difficult to treat with anti-biotic. Since it's on the surface of the skin it would be easy to remove using bleach. The good news is it's gone!

I'm not sure whether or not the abscess would have killed you, but you just nearly died, it seems.

True, but if I were more careful and didn't let the bathwater get near my face, I would have been just fine.

by **Zeth Rekia** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:12 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Mongrel clones fresh from the machine
Covered in flies and Vaseline

Vaseline, you say?

Things are about to get kinky.

And the Erika said
To her red friend
I'll be back, again.

by **The Truth and Light** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:14 pm

Desuforeverlulz wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:I'm not sure whether or not the abscess would have killed you, but you just nearly died, it seems.

True, but if I were more careful and didn't let the bathwater get near my face, I would have been just fine.

Well, I'm glad you're alive. Don't put chemicals like bleach near your mouth again.

by **Salvarity** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:16 pm

Hello NSG.

Please don't steal my clothes again

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:32 pm

Alright then.

I'll be thankful for all of my friends here on NSG, far too many to name. NEI, Chris, CC, Matt, all you lot. And my friends in F7, Nationstates, II, all of them. I'm thankful for my girlfriend and my friends, and I'm thankful for my future child. I'm thankful for my job, I'm thankful for my God, and I'm thankful for the food on the table every day. I'm thankful I have such an excellent site with a brilliant community I can talk to every day.

And that's why I'm thankful, I suppose.

by **Tsarsgrad** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:36 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Alright then.

I'll be thankful for all of my friends here on NSG, far too many to name. NEI, Chris, CC, Matt, all you lot. And my friends in F7, Nationstates, II, all of them. I'm thankful for my girlfriend and my friends, and I'm thankful for my future child. I'm thankful for my job, I'm thankful for my God, and I'm thankful for the food on the table every day. I'm thankful I have such an excellent site with a brilliant community I can talk to every day.

And that's why I'm thankful, I suppose.

Amen, my brother. *Raises fist for fist bump*

by **Tsarsgrad** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:37 pm

Salvarity wrote:Hello NSG.

Please don't steal my clothes again

I make no promises.

by **Astrolinium** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:47 pm

Great Scott, I've done it!
I've finally done it!
On Monday, I started reading at the first comic in the xkcd archives.
Let it be known that on Thanksgiving Day, 2011, at 5:45 PM, I, Astrolinium, am now up to date on xkcd.

by **The Truth and Light** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:49 pm

Astrolinium wrote:Great Scott, I've done it!
I've finally done it!
On Monday, I started reading at the first comic in the xkcd archives.
Let it be known that on Thanksgiving Day, 2011, at 5:45 PM, I, Astrolinium, am now up to date on xkcd.

Was it fulfilling in any way?

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:50 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Great Scott, I've done it!
I've finally done it!
On Monday, I started reading at the first comic in the xkcd archives.
Let it be known that on Thanksgiving Day, 2011, at 5:45 PM, I, Astrolinium, am now up to date on xkcd.

Was it fulfilling in any way?

It always is.

by **Astrolinium** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:50 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Great Scott, I've done it!
I've finally done it!
On Monday, I started reading at the first comic in the xkcd archives.
Let it be known that on Thanksgiving Day, 2011, at 5:45 PM, I, Astrolinium, am now up to date on xkcd.

Was it fulfilling in any way?

Yes.

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:00 pm

Thanksgiving makes NS slow.

by **Wazkyraque** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:00 pm

Invited my Laotian neighbors to our Thanksgiving dinner.
Still kinda feel bad for them (Their parents died in a car accident on Christmas)

by **Astrolinium** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:03 pm

Wut.

I'm registering for a forum, and one of the things it gave me for the captcha code was the symbol for the limit of t as it approaches infinity.
How the fuck am I supposed to put that in the text box!?

by **Ashmoria** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:03 pm

ut oh the turkey that was supposed to take 5 hours to cook is done in 3.

how did that happen? the oven temp must be off.

by **Metanih** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:03 pm

I hate my parents.

by **Ashmoria** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:04 pm

Astrolinium wrote:Wut.

I'm registering for a forum, and one of the things it gave me for the captcha code was the symbol for the limit of t as it approaches infinity.
How the fuck am I supposed to put that in the text box!?

no copy and paste option?

by **Tmutarakhan** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:04 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:Was it fulfilling in any way?

Yes.

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by **Ashmoria** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:05 pm

Metanih wrote:I hate my parents.

youre supposed to. its what gives you an incentive to grow up and move out.

by **Metanih** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:05 pm

Ashmoria wrote:
Metanih wrote:I hate my parents.

youre supposed to. its what gives you an incentive to grow up and move out.

I hate my parents more than normal.

by **Tsarsgrad** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:07 pm

Metanih wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:
youre supposed to. its what gives you an incentive to grow up and move out.

I hate my parents more than normal.

Alright, I'll bite.

Why?

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