The Blue Chocobo wrote:RepentNowOrPayLater wrote:The Blue Chocobo wrote:RepentNowOrPayLater wrote:The Blue Chocobo wrote:hey! i remember the day this troll was born...you do realize that all you need to do to be a good christian (in terms of heretics like me) is TELL me about jesus. thats it. make the info available and bre done. stop forcing it onto these forums...ok im done respecting this underbridge dweller with a response.
You want me to tell you about Jesus? I'll tell you about Jesus.
Jesus is my lord and saviour, and he walks with me, and one time we were in the zona roja in Tijuana and Christ had a little bit of extasy on him, not a lot, just personal use because we thought after we got our pipes cleaned at Adelitas we'd go up to San Diego and hit a club, and we always get a good table because, as the Son of Man and the Son of God, Jesus can miraculously turn bottle service into a good value, but we got stopped by some Mexican cops and long story short, to keep us out of a piss whole baja jail, the messiah had to reveal himself and they wouldn't believe him until he showed them that the mural on a nearby pickup truck was actually him, so they let us leave after Jesus took a picture with one of the cops on his cell phone camera, and by the time we got to the club it was on fucking YouTube, and we wound up sleeping in our car on the beach.
Living a Christ-centered life is not always easy.
there now your done. job finished. since i said im done i wont even comment on how self righteous that last sentence was...oops.
Wow. Just wow. Its like watching a developmentally disabled adult take the underwire out of their fat Dominican nurse's bra after she passes out from drinking wood-grain alcohol and then being unable to stop him as he sticks it into a power outlet.
sounds dryly humorous. and rather cynical...wait, arent you supposed to be pure in thought? that sounds awfully impure to me.
Wow, just wow. At least you're on the path, though. That's his goal, to gently lead you down the path.