NATION

PASSWORD

Awesome/Funny NS quotes (not your own quotes, please)

For discussion and debate about anything. (Not a roleplay related forum; out-of-character commentary only.)

Advertisement

Remove ads

Topic locked
User avatar
Luziyca
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38288
Founded: Nov 13, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Luziyca » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:56 am

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Luziyca wrote:


Bravo.

We should send Blaat to Wales on holiday. Or NZ.

Or the Falklands.
||| • The Kingdom of Rwizikuru • |||
Your feeble attempts to change the very nature of how time itself has been organized by mankind shall fall on barren ground and bear no fruit
Wiki • Facebook • Kylaris: the best region for eight years running • About me • YouTube • Political compass
Top
User avatar
The Blaatschapen
Technical Moderator
 
Posts: 63227
Founded: Antiquity
Anarchy

Postby The Blaatschapen » Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:59 am

Luziyca wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Bravo.

We should send Blaat to Wales on holiday. Or NZ.

Or the Falklands.


New Zealand please.
The Blaatschapen should resign
Top
User avatar
G-Tech Corporation
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 63998
Founded: Feb 03, 2010
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby G-Tech Corporation » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:01 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Luziyca wrote:Or the Falklands.


New Zealand please.


Hear hear.

My cousin is a wine chemist there. I'll ring him up and see if he would be willing to share a few of his projects.
Quite the unofficial fellow. Former P2TM Mentor specializing in faction and nation RPs, as well as RPGs. Always happy to help.
Top
User avatar
Nanatsu no Tsuki
Post-Apocalypse Survivor
 
Posts: 203946
Founded: Feb 10, 2008
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:02 am

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Trollgaard wrote:Supported? I think supporting fat people would put a strain on my back.

Send 'em all to fat camp. Make em have mandatory lyposuction and lap band surgery (paid for by a fat tax, of course).

I'm too edgy for this thread, too edgy for this thread, it's gone to my head! Yeah I'm a tough guy, you know what I mean, and I show my little tush with this hat on...with this hat on, yeah, with this hat on, I show my little tush with this hat on....
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
Top
User avatar
The Republic of Lanos
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17727
Founded: Apr 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Sep 14, 2013 10:59 am

Farn has a point:
Farnhamia wrote:No. A computer brought me here. Bastards.
Top
User avatar
Wytenigistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1905
Founded: Sep 12, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Wytenigistan » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:15 pm

Shofercia wrote:
Wytenigistan wrote:No. Slavya are the tr00 slavs, Slavia are just a bunch of history stealing imposters.


Tesla takes his time machine five years into the future. The World is tattered in Civil War:

Tesla: "Why did this start?"
Someone: "Well, you see, we united the World, but have a disagreement. One group spelled Slavia with an "I" and the other, Slavya with a "Y". So they fought."
Tesla: "YYYYYYYYY????????"
Someone: "He also supports the "Y", oh well"
*gunshot*

:bow:
Union busting is anti-capitalist, unpatriotic and self-destructive.
The Honker Banditess
Your mom's ***** was kosovo last night, just ask her how much iraq.
Right: 2.89
Libertarian: 5.23
Non-interventionist: 5.93
Cultural liberal: 3.22
United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999 wrote:When the Landfill comes to town, old people congeal to their rocking chairs and branch out like meat fungus.

Neoconstantius wrote:NSG: ad hoc ad hominem ad nauseum

Estado Paulista wrote:You can never have too much Xanax.

Kebaballah!
Top
User avatar
Nightkill the Emperor
Post Kaiser
 
Posts: 88776
Founded: Dec 28, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:46 pm

Wytenigistan wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Tesla takes his time machine five years into the future. The World is tattered in Civil War:

Tesla: "Why did this start?"
Someone: "Well, you see, we united the World, but have a disagreement. One group spelled Slavia with an "I" and the other, Slavya with a "Y". So they fought."
Tesla: "YYYYYYYYY????????"
Someone: "He also supports the "Y", oh well"
*gunshot*

:bow:

The main question is why the Slavs are all using English.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
P2TM RP Discussion Thread
If you want a good rp, read this shit.
Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
Top
User avatar
New Lesbos
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 145
Founded: Aug 31, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby New Lesbos » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:28 pm

"Argh, let go of my throat!"
Experimental nation for a considered personal project here!

Please excuse the crap I put out on this thread; like this nation, I am also a work-in-progress.

Also, nation doesn't have anything to do with Greece, despite its name.
Top
User avatar
DesAnges
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31807
Founded: Nov 02, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:32 pm

New Lesbos wrote:"Argh, let go of my throat!"

What is it about the NS part of the title that people always miss?
My name is Kim-Jong Ayatollah, and I'm a big boy. I'm ten and three-quarters. I have high levels of respect for this man. <3<32 NSG, two pages into a debate
@Iseabbv Don't @ me
Top
User avatar
The Republic of Lanos
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17727
Founded: Apr 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:33 pm

DesAnges wrote:
New Lesbos wrote:"Argh, let go of my throat!"

What is it about the NS part of the title that people always miss?

It's sourced from one of the NS game issues, though.
Top
User avatar
DesAnges
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31807
Founded: Nov 02, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby DesAnges » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:35 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:
DesAnges wrote:What is it about the NS part of the title that people always miss?

It's sourced from one of the NS game issues, though.

Aha. Some context would have been appropriate, but otherwise I'll stand down the troops.

The troops being my fingers.

I need a hobby.
My name is Kim-Jong Ayatollah, and I'm a big boy. I'm ten and three-quarters. I have high levels of respect for this man. <3<32 NSG, two pages into a debate
@Iseabbv Don't @ me
Top
User avatar
Qazox
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 21295
Founded: Jan 17, 2006
Ex-Nation

Postby Qazox » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:44 pm

DesAnges wrote:
The Republic of Lanos wrote:It's sourced from one of the NS game issues, though.

Aha. Some context would have been appropriate, but otherwise I'll stand down the troops.

The troops being my fingers.

I need a hobby.

NS is a hobby...
Wikipage/Qazox National Football Team
Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
xkcd 1110 (zoomable!)
Top
User avatar
The Republic of Lanos
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 17727
Founded: Apr 17, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby The Republic of Lanos » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:59 pm

MMW thing:
Risen Britannia wrote:I found an image for certain people here....
Top
User avatar
Big Jim P
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 55158
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Big Jim P » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:08 pm

Stern des Meeres wrote:
New Maldorainia wrote:
Teenagers are stupid, next time tell them you are Persian and watch them scratch their heads.

Persian? Like the cat? :p


:rofl:
Hail Satan!
Happily married to Roan Cara, The first RL NS marriage, and Pope Joan is my Father-in-law.
I edit my posts to fix typos.
Top
User avatar
Stern des Meeres
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22020
Founded: Nov 12, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Stern des Meeres » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:13 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Stern des Meeres wrote:Persian? Like the cat? :p


:rofl:

I...I got AQ'd? For that?
*cue the eternal confusion*

But thanks, I guess!
Last edited by Stern des Meeres on Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:14 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Sun Wukong wrote:All hail Stern. Empress of Nerds. Dread-Queen of TeT.
Other Thafoo wrote:hey stern, you should put this quote into your sig, it'll be fun

"bananas"
Esternial wrote:You're a good student, Sterny.

You'll accomplish great things.

Or end up faced down in the gutter, completely wasted.
Top
User avatar
Big Jim P
Khan of Spam
 
Posts: 55158
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Big Jim P » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:26 pm

Stern des Meeres wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
:rofl:

I...I got AQ'd? For that?
*cue the eternal confusion*

But thanks, I guess!


your response to Mals setup was effing hilarious.
Hail Satan!
Happily married to Roan Cara, The first RL NS marriage, and Pope Joan is my Father-in-law.
I edit my posts to fix typos.
Top
User avatar
Stern des Meeres
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 22020
Founded: Nov 12, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Stern des Meeres » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:27 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Stern des Meeres wrote:I...I got AQ'd? For that?
*cue the eternal confusion*

But thanks, I guess!


your response to Mals setup was effing hilarious.

Haha! Thanks! I appreciate it.
Sun Wukong wrote:All hail Stern. Empress of Nerds. Dread-Queen of TeT.
Other Thafoo wrote:hey stern, you should put this quote into your sig, it'll be fun

"bananas"
Esternial wrote:You're a good student, Sterny.

You'll accomplish great things.

Or end up faced down in the gutter, completely wasted.
Top
User avatar
Anollasia
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 25633
Founded: Apr 05, 2012
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Anollasia » Sat Sep 14, 2013 5:46 pm

Union Of Canadorian Socialists Republic wrote:
New Maldorainia wrote:
Deer bacon.

Dear Bacon,
I love you <3
XOXOXO
Top
User avatar
The North Polish Union
Senator
 
Posts: 4777
Founded: Nov 13, 2012
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The North Polish Union » Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:02 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Wytenigistan wrote: :bow:

The main question is why the Slavs are all using English.

Wyraźnie anglojęzycznych Słowianie nie są prawdziwymi Słowianami.

*kiwa głową*

:p
Hakinda Herseyi Duymak istiyorum wrote:keep your wet opinions to yourself. Byzantium and Ottoman will not come again. Whoever thinks of this wet dream will feel the power of the Republic's secular army.
Minskiev wrote:You are GP's dross.
Petrovsegratsk wrote:NPU, I know your clearly a Polish nationalist, but wtf is up with your obssession with resurrecting the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth?
The yoshin empire wrote:Grouping russians with slavs is like grouping germans with french , the two are so culturally different.

.
Balansujcie dopóki się da, a gdy się już nie da, podpalcie świat!
Author of S.C. Res. № 137
POLAND
STRONG!
Top
User avatar
The Corparation
Post Czar
 
Posts: 34138
Founded: Aug 31, 2009
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Corparation » Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:30 pm

Farn oN the topic of whether computer driven cars are a good thing:
Farnhamia wrote:No. A computer brought me here. Bastards.
Nuclear Death Machines Here (Both Flying and Orbiting)
Orbital Freedom Machine Here		A Subsidiary company of Nightkill Enterprises Inc.Weekly words of wisdom: Nothing is more important than waifus.- Gallia-
Making the Nightmare End 2020 2024 WARNING: This post contains chemicals known to the State of CA to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. - Prop 65, CA Health & Safety This Cell is intentionally blank.
Top
User avatar
Luziyca
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38288
Founded: Nov 13, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Luziyca » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:10 pm

New England and The Maritimes wrote:
South Asia Minor wrote:Alcoholism is bad, mmkay?

So people keep telling me, but my rum and not eating diet is doing me quite well.

*wheeze, gurgle*
||| • The Kingdom of Rwizikuru • |||
Your feeble attempts to change the very nature of how time itself has been organized by mankind shall fall on barren ground and bear no fruit
Wiki • Facebook • Kylaris: the best region for eight years running • About me • YouTube • Political compass
Top
User avatar
Natair
Minister
 
Posts: 2786
Founded: Apr 10, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Natair » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:42 pm

I feel mine was awesome too, but in this case it's just context! I promise!


Shaggai wrote:
Natair wrote:And for that reason I am withdrawing my previous approval and applause, and kindly showing myself to the idiot corner. See the pointy hat?

I just had to admit that my opinion was changed. I was wrong.

You admit you were wrong? You obviously don't exist. Nobody on General admits that they were wrong.



I DID admit I was wrong :o radical concept, I know!
Proud AFKer since 2013
Economic Left/Right: -8.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.67
I'm just going to say this now and get it out of the way: Mods, Admins, and Mentors are not out to get you. There is no conspiracy. They're not going to waste their time and energy on one insignificant human being who's feeling sorry for themself. The world ain't out to get you; you're just paranoid.
Top
User avatar
Shaggai
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9342
Founded: Mar 27, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Shaggai » Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:47 pm

Natair wrote:I feel mine was awesome too, but in this case it's just context! I promise!


Shaggai wrote:You admit you were wrong? You obviously don't exist. Nobody on General admits that they were wrong.



I DID admit I was wrong :o radical concept, I know!

Oh my Azathoth. I've been AQ'd twice in the same day! Holy crap!

Also, I would have AQ'd you, it's just that then I couldn't copypaste quotes, and by the time was able to I had forgotten. And now I can't again. Sorry.
piss
Top
User avatar
Distruzio
Postmaster of the Fleet
 
Posts: 24223
Founded: Feb 28, 2011
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Distruzio » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:49 am

On anarchists and their plan to implement anarchy:

SaintB wrote:A plan? If it's anarchy you want then there is no plan! You just do stuff.


SaintB wrote:
Distruzio wrote:
Don't tell me what to do!

Shut up and do whatever you want!
Eastern Orthodox Christian
Christ is King
Glorify Him

capitalism is not natural
secularism is not neutral
liberalism is not tolerant
Top
User avatar
Shaggai
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9342
Founded: Mar 27, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Shaggai » Sun Sep 15, 2013 11:04 am

Huh. 8999 posts in this thread. I'm not going to say it.
piss
Top
PreviousNext
Topic locked

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to General

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Fractalnavel, Immoren, Shrillland, Washington Resistance Army

Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group

Advertisement

Remove ads