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by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:44 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:46 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:48 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:49 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:06 pm
by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Thu Jul 14, 2011 10:19 pm
Reploid Productions wrote:Olthar wrote:Alrighty then, I'll start the IC thread tomorrow. I just need to figure out what the hell I'm going to do for the IC thread.
Speaking from experience running RPs, and advice from my IRL group's DnD DM: Take your time setting up your premise. If you rush in without the framework set up it's real easy to run an RP into th ground. It won't kill the rest of us if we hafta wait a couple of days.
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Forlon » Fri Jul 15, 2011 4:53 am
Pope Joan wrote:THe problem is, you have laden your bin too full.
And no state can tolerate a bin laden.
by Norstal » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:00 am
Sedgistan wrote:36 minutes ago: Sedgistan was refounded.
38 minutes ago: Sedgistan ceased to exist.
Never tell a Game Mod he can't delete your nation >_>
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.
by The FTR » Fri Jul 15, 2011 9:05 am
Ifreann wrote:Japan remains weird, as ever. Such is the result of nuclear warfare. *nods*
by Nationstatelandsville » Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:56 pm
by Gernonai » Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:04 pm
Meowfoundland wrote:Ifreann wrote:BREAKING NEWS: Law applies to everyone. Public disgusted.
Exactly. They're kids. Do you expect them to keep up to the hygiene standards that actual trained, paid adults sometimes don't? If they forgot to wash their hands then people could get seriously sick.
As always, Ifreann has to ruin everything by making sense.
by Astrolinium » Sat Jul 16, 2011 8:41 am
Desperate Measures wrote:Central Slavia wrote:Fetishism isn't.
Furthermore... why is that even relevant? It merely differentiates between dangerous and less dangerous versions of the same problem.
To continue my analogy, if instead of into the mouth, you tried to shove bananas under your armpit, asides from starvation risk you'd be in pretty good shape.
If however you tried to breathe in chunks of one, you'd be in a risk of suffocation any time you got your hands on one.
An armpit is just as wrong a place for a banana to be shoved in as lungs are ,but the lungs are a really dangerous place as well.
However, legitimising the second on the basis it's not as bad as the first is rather insipid.
Have you ever had a banana in your armpit?
You're at the grocery store looking through all the fruits and veggies. Blandness meets your eyes. Everything is wilted, faded - just so out of season. Suddenly you see him. Suave. Yellow. Curved and some sort of South American. He calls out to you with silent desire, an invitatation to a taboo you didn't even know was your fantasy. You shopping cart is left behind and you're out the door 49 cents poorer but with joy in a tiny paper bag.
You're back at your place, out of breath and with your heart racing. You see his brown crown peeking at you from over the top of the paper bag. You need this. God, you think, I hope I remembered to put on deodorant. You slip his bag off. So phallic. So perfectly curved... perfect for that spot. Your one spot. You lick his skin and the chemicals give you a little bit of a high. Nothing like insecticide to help break the ice.
You hold his nub and whisper nothings as you gently -GENTLY- remove his outer layer. 3 easy delicate pulls and he's free and glorious. You remove your shirt. But are you ready? Is it too late to stop? Butterflies fight heroic battles within your bowels. No. Damn it all! You must have this. Such a perfect curve. So perfect. It just fits. You feel him tickle your underpit hairs. Your moaning and oh lord, you're almost positive a banana moans with you as you bring your arm to a warm, squishy, gushy close.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 16, 2011 4:23 pm
by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:50 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:54 pm
Hathradic States wrote:Mushet wrote:Somebody needs to turn the International politics of the 1940s into a porno
So...
Germany rapes France, Poland, and that other country I can't remember...and tries to rape Britian after they gave Germany a blow job back in the 30s. Attempts to rape Russia, but then gets double penetrated by the Americans and the SOviets?
Or soemthign like that...
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:23 pm
by Mushet » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:26 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:40 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:New East Ireland wrote:Wake up in the mornin' feeling like M. Ghandi...
Spat out some rhymes in Hindi
Brotha's don't get it, my rage becomes windy
Becomes a hurricane, blows down motherfucking buildings
NEI begins masturbating
Bitches better start acknowledging
Better start accepting, admitting, affirming
Cause I am the boss
A brown guy you do not want to cross
Gonna smash you into nothing but sauce
Nobody'll be sorry for your loss
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:40 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Alevuss » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:19 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Spat out some rhymes in Hindi
Brotha's don't get it, my rage becomes windy
Becomes a hurricane, blows down motherfucking buildings
NEI begins masturbating
Bitches better start acknowledging
Better start accepting, admitting, affirming
Cause I am the boss
A brown guy you do not want to cross
Gonna smash you into nothing but sauce
Nobody'll be sorry for your loss
by Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 17, 2011 5:28 pm
Eliasonia wrote:This land is your land
This land is my land
this land is...
Fuck it, it's all mine get out.
by Coffee Cakes » Sun Jul 17, 2011 6:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Coffee Cakes wrote:It's a fap party.
A fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating
We let in big and small, we promise by the end you'll be hearty
Cause it's just a fap party
Just relax and have it come naturally
We're wringing it out spectacularly
It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating
We all have hairs on our palms
We even have a few priests, Brahmins and even imams
We promise no harm
Cause we're even exercising our arms
It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating
Transnapastain wrote:CC!
Posting mod mistakes now are we?
Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
Quotes Singing Contest of DOOM Champ. SoftballGeniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.
by Coffee Cakes » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:37 pm
Nathi wrote:Anything I say here will be utterly inappropriate. Utterly and definitively inappropriate.
Nathi wrote:>_> More hugs for Cakey.
Nathi on FB wrote: See, now you boys have taken my mind to that dark place where some rough Dya/Jim action sounds about right. >_>
Big Jim P wrote:Nathis a perv. Apparently a jealous one at that.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:there's no hard-fast rule against playing with oneself on the forums
Mandicoria wrote:o mai
Stern des Meeres wrote:You are only coming through in waves.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:And here I thought it was surely going to be 'I need a dirty woman.' *flee*
Stern des Meeres wrote:Nathi! lol
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:No, silly! I am not going to be a dirty woman for you, or anyone else here - unless it's in reference to working out in the yard ... which must exist somewhere around here somehow perhaps ... >_>
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I thought I sensed the word 'fetish' being tossed around. Ah hah - the usual suspects! Only ... it's much less um ... what's the word for it ... salacious than I had expected. >_>
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Hee ... salacious salad. No, I'm not going to think too hard on that right now.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:Heh heh heh. It's Cakey.
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnekkid! :-P
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I'm not sure how to break this to you but ... using cold to flaunt? You're doing it wrong ... Not that I want to see, because that would be all sorts of wrong, but hey. You know. For the record.
EDIT: Oh. Wait.
I want to see any of you actually nekkid about as much as I'd want to see Hillary Clinton nekkid in a three way with Margaret Thatcher and Jocelyn Wildenstein. Only in your cases it wouldn't be due to absolute horror.
Rocopurr wrote:Coffee Cakes wrote:iloverocopurr.com is finished. lol
YOU ARE JUST OMFG
I love it. *hug*
Everyone, worship CC!
The Republic of Lanos wrote:So according to this, Coffee Cakes is some sort of fairy tale I'm talking to on Facebook since he's a male bisexual.
Sounds legit.
Degenerate Heart of HetRio wrote:You sure are fast.
Sternsy wrote:Sometimes I forget you and Seito are dating and then I remember and it makes me happy. :]
Benshir wrote:I have never doubted this. He's an mystery wrapped in an anomaly.
Yoite wrote:There's never too much Coffee Cake ; )
Morlodania wrote:Coffee... You get massive points for that.
Morlodania wrote:You are awesome, Coffee.
Bralia wrote:You're an annoyingly cute cupcake, that's what you are.
Blaat wrote:I like Coffee Cakes.
Ionian Knights wrote:I like CC too...
Lianhua wrote:I am as revolted as I am amused, Cakes. Your imagination defies comprehension.
Lianhua wrote:I think your definition of SFW is vastly different from mine, CC.
I've seen you post things that I will never, ever understand.
Taoju wrote:You're one interesting being, Cakes.
Taoju wrote:SEE THAT CAKES IS BADASS
Condunum wrote:Anything goes with CC around. *nod*
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Cake is the cure to all evils.
The Blaatschapen wrote:he's a terrific person
Algonquin Ascendancy wrote:If totalitarianism is necessary to save the state, then the state isn't worth saving.
New Maldorainia wrote:Yay, CC is always awesome
Big Jim P wrote:Well, CC is all that.
ZS wrote:CC is occasionally amusing.
Toro wrote:CC and CV for President!
Roco wrote: EMBRACE AND HUG THE CC.
Nightkill wrote:A smashing endorsement from CC.
Nana wrote:Because he's Cakes and cake is irresistible!
Big Jim P wrote:Ok. It is official. Cakes kicks ass.
Lacky wrote:Do you really think pills or rubbers can stop the mighty seed of CC?
Indy wrote:All bow down to Cakes, so mighty.
Bralia wrote:When Coffee Cakes faps to his ego, the entire world faps along with him.
Ethel mermania wrote:You sir, Are my hero.
Reploid Seductions wrote:Are the mods corrupt/biased? Pff, you should be asking a different question!
Are the mods corrupt/biased enough? I, for one, think they've still got an unfortunately long ways to go. I mean really, threads like this one and Karin's utterly absurd revolution thread are proof enough of that. Where is the hellfire and nuclear modbomb barrage? They ought to be more liberally apply their banhammers, and they are sorely lacking on their DEAT-stabbings. Their names should be making the peasantry flee in fear at the mere mention of them! Their wrath should be quickly and freely given, with none of this obnoxious escalating warnings and one-day softly-softly ban crap. Can you imagine? People getting unofficial notices and redtext warnings, instead of the skull-smashing impact of a banhammer at the first cause of modly annoyance! And don't even get me started on their idiotic appeals process! It's disgusting I tell you! Letting players get erroneous warnings overturned, letting them question the infaliable Word of Mod? Preposterous!
Seriously, what kinda of mamby-pamby corruption is that? Sweet merciless BOFH, they are doing it completely wrong! Try harder, mods! Come on, you can do better than this!
(Image)
~Reploid Seductions
~She Who is Feared, She Who Wields the Oversized Butcher Knives of Deletion
~The Bastard Nationstates Game Moderator... from HELL!
Condunum wrote:Please, keep your nanny state away from me.
Ethel mermania wrote:Every day is a stupid day for government.
New East Ireland wrote:I'm a Senator. Feel the corruption flow within me as I vote for a bill that will put you in a box on the street, you nasty beggar.
Ende wrote:Cakes is an ace in the hole.
Norstal wrote:That's why you're hot CC.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Underage boys flirting, yes this is why I visit NSG for.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Its NSG, we live to be disturbed.
Jocabia wrote:We agree you were wrong. Better?
Yoite wrote:Great minds fail alike.
Norstal wrote:No need^. You can thank CC for killing you and reviving you.
CC you cold hearted merciful bastard angel.
Astrolinium wrote:Coffee Cakes. You helped show me that the combination of religious and conservative do not equal stupid.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:CC is awesome.
Azarea wrote:...I think you just became my favorite person on NS...beside Fris..
Chulainan wrote:Hmm, so your saying that being attracted to someone is sexual harassment.
Therefore I demand that the women of the world sexually harass me.....constantly.
Sibirsky wrote:"BEER!"
"VODKA!"
"WHISKEY!"
"WINE!"
"RUM!"
"Go Cirrhosis!"
"By your powers combined, I am Captain Cirrhosis!"
Captain Cirrhosis, he's our hero
Gonna take sobriety down to zero
He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on the alcohol's side
Captain Cirrhosis, he's our hero
Gonna take sobriety down to zero
Gonna help him put asunder
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
"You'll pay for this Captain Cirrhosis!"
We're the NSG drunks
You can be one too
'Cause saving our livers is not the thing to do!
Drinking and wining is the way
Hear what Captain Cirrhosis has to say!
"The Drink is Yours!"
Astrolinium wrote:Condemn Everyone
Category: Condemnation
Nominee: Everyone
THE SECURITY COUNCIL,
NOTING there are a fucking lot of people in the world,
RECOGNIZING that a hell of a bunch of them are dumbasses,
SHOCKED at all the puerile whining within this very body,
CONVINCED that such a situation is chiefly due to Nazis, abortion, and store-brand Mountain Dew,
DEFINING "Nazis" as persons who manufacture delicious bread out of persons of a Jewish persuasion,
BELIEVING that "everyone" includes Nazis, communists, and Bob Flibble,
APPALLED that your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries,
HEREBY CONDEMNS Everyone,
AND AFFIRMS that you're all horrible, horrible people.
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:That there I times I walk into this thread and find a big question mark hovering figuratively over my head.
I picture it much like walking through my front door, finding three midgets in S&M attire, a giraffe painted blue, and a banana cream pie involved in an unmentionable act, consider turning around and walking back out the door, but find myself morbidly compelled to stay and watch, or possibly even join in.
Trotskylvania wrote: Being reduced to rubble makes rebuilding yourself into something better easier.
Minoriteeburg wrote:Gonna be a buffet tonight.
Tiami wrote:That's because, unlike you, Coffee and I have adult things to doDrinking to everything. So, you'll pass us within the next two-three weeks.
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Irish? You, sir, are a triple threat: Cool, a drunk and Irish.
Dread Lady Nathicana wrote:I keep hoping a knight in shining untarnished armor will ride out of nowhere, rally the nation, put us back on track, and cut through all this two-party bullshit.
And then I remember I shouldn't be thinking politics late at night whilst on hydrocodone cough syrup. It makes one think all manner of silly things.
Tiami wrote:I came from the depth of Hellbeer, a place of demonic drunks. This place is not suitable for your petty drinking, as only the toughest drunks can survive the near impossible conditions. I fought may way up, one shattered beer glass at a time. And now, I am here.
Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:I am an American, dammit! I'm not supposed to *have* to work to be successful!
D:<
Bombadil wrote:Or this..?U.S. congressmen should have to dress like Nascar drivers and wear the logos of all the banks, investment banks, insurance companies and real estate firms that they’re taking money from. The public needs to know.
Samozaryadnyastan wrote:All "check your privilege" is, as said by others, is "you don't know because of your background". It furthermore implies that because of your background, that you are therefore infallibly correct.
There is no actual basis in it.
It's kind of some new-age, advanced reverse racism.
It's pretty fucking shameful as a "debate tactic".
Gallowfield wrote:Fascism is such an unpleasant ideology. It lacks both the compassion of liberalism and the independence of conservatism. Why do people like it?
Roan Cara wrote:See you guys? Ben gets it!
Transnapastain wrote:CC!
Posting mod mistakes now are we?
Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
Quotes Singing Contest of DOOM Champ. SoftballGeniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.
by Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 18, 2011 6:53 am
Coffee Cakes wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:A fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating
We let in big and small, we promise by the end you'll be hearty
Cause it's just a fap party
Just relax and have it come naturally
We're wringing it out spectacularly
It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating
We all have hairs on our palms
We even have a few priests, Brahmins and even imams
We promise no harm
Cause we're even exercising our arms
It's a fap party
You feel yourself hardening
It's a fap party
Whip it out and start masturbating
by Coffee Cakes » Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:00 am
Transnapastain wrote:CC!
Posting mod mistakes now are we?
Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
Quotes Singing Contest of DOOM Champ. SoftballGeniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.
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