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Slafstopia
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Postby Slafstopia » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:42 am

Grenartia wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Shoveling money at unreproducible and fatally flawed experiments isn't going to change the laws of physics to make cold fusion magically work.


GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

I've shoveled $10 gaztribillion googolplex into unbalanced wheels as a method of power generation, so we now have FREE ENERGY!

Slafstopia wrote:
1. When you say we, do you mean humans, or just space programs?

2. That's like saying "You see this cardboard box? There could be ANYTHING inside!" then not giving examples.


Image

It could even be a boat!
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Maklohi Vai
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Maklohi Vai » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:15 am

Ifreann wrote:Frost isn't dead, he's just visiting hell to interview Nixon again.
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Katganistan
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Postby Katganistan » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:24 am

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Bone Fort wrote:... Hippo's Finnish?

Yes. It took me a while to figure that out though because he refers to Americans as "we".

Something Americans object to. We don't mind if you actually, you know, add yourself to our collective if you, you know, LIVE here, have a Visa or other legit papers, become a citizen -- but when you sit across an ocean from us, say outrageous stuff and act like you're one of us -- nah, we're displeased. Even unpleased. DOUBLE PLUS UNPLEASED.
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Liriena
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:22 pm

Maklohi Vai wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Frost isn't dead, he's just visiting hell to interview Nixon again.

Beautiful.
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Liriena
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Founded: Nov 19, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Liriena » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:35 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

:clap:
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I am:
A pansexual, pantheist, green socialist
An aspiring writer and journalist
Political compass stuff:
Economic Left/Right: -8.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.92
For: Grassroots democracy, workers' self-management, humanitarianism, pacifism, pluralism, environmentalism, interculturalism, indigenous rights, minority rights, LGBT+ rights, feminism, optimism
Against: Nationalism, authoritarianism, fascism, conservatism, populism, violence, ethnocentrism, racism, sexism, religious bigotry, anti-LGBT+ bigotry, death penalty, neoliberalism, tribalism,
cynicism


⚧Copy and paste this in your sig
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Yumyumsuppertime
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Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:40 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.


Aw, thanks for bringing that over.

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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:43 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

This is just beautiful. Good ol' Hippo.
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StellarGate
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby StellarGate » Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:44 pm

Edlichbury wrote:
God Kefka wrote:
I have heard the voice of God many times so I pretty much know He's real.

Was this voice later Batman's corporate helper?


I got a laugh out of this.
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Seitonjin
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Postby Seitonjin » Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:58 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.

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DesAnges
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Founded: Nov 02, 2011
Left-wing Utopia

Postby DesAnges » Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:59 pm

Stern des Meeres wrote:I strongly believe atoms should not be trusted. They make up everything.
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Stern des Meeres
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Postby Stern des Meeres » Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:04 pm

DesAnges wrote:
Stern des Meeres wrote:I strongly believe atoms should not be trusted. They make up everything.

I got awesome quoted? Sweet!
Though it should be noted that this is a common joke I've heard and not one of my own.
Sun Wukong wrote:All hail Stern. Empress of Nerds. Dread-Queen of TeT.
Other Thafoo wrote:hey stern, you should put this quote into your sig, it'll be fun

"bananas"
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You'll accomplish great things.

Or end up faced down in the gutter, completely wasted.

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Shofercia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Shofercia » Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:42 pm

Regnum Dominae wrote:
Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
Hippo? Hippo ain't been seen in these parts for ages, no sir. Just founded the thread, then disappeared for good. We sent out search parties, but all they could find was an American flag lapel, a tear-stained copy of Atlas Shrugged, and a pair of boxer briefs with a bald eagle silk screened across the crotch. However, they say on some nights, when the moon is full and the wind blows in from the west, you can hear the faint strains of "God Bless America" sung in a Finnish accent.


Ironically, America's National Anthem is about the Valiant Defense of locals against an Imperialist Great Power. The irony of this is certainly to be lost on Hippo.
Ukraine - stop bombing innocent people! Pricks who burn other people alive should be punished.
WADA/IPC/IOC are begging Russia to form a strategic alliance with China. Perhaps it's time.
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If we tell the radical Republicans that there's proof that Global Warming doesn't exist in Death Valley, and the radical Democrats that there's proof of Russian Collusion there, would we have a better America?

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The Republic of Lanos
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Postby The Republic of Lanos » Mon Sep 02, 2013 4:45 pm

Let's stop hating on Hippo before we lose this thread?

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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:14 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:The 12th Doctor's entire run will be him going from pub to pub on different planets while running from Daleks and Cybermen.

"Doctor! DALEKS!"

"Oh, shut up, you cunt! Let me finish this pint."

"Doctor, I saved your life. I fixed your entire timestrea-"

"Yeah, and now everywhere I go, there's a cunt! There's a cunt! There's a cunt! Oh, what's that? A whiny cunt! Who would've fucking guessed?"
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Monfrox wrote:
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# went there....

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Britanno
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Postby Britanno » Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:20 pm

Don't know if this has been said before (99% chance it has) but...

Bezombia wrote:impeach theft
obama is marijuana

CHECKMATE OBAMARIJUANATHEISTS
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Anti: discrimination, euroscepticism, UKIP, immigrant bashing, UK Labour, US Republicans
British Home Counties wrote:
Alyakia wrote:our nations greatest achievement is slowly but surely being destroyed
America is doing fine atm

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Qazox
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Postby Qazox » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:06 pm

Veceria wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:This conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable... they're moaning now. Should I leave?

No. Sit next to him and start to fap.

:rofl: :bow:
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Wisconsin9
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Mon Sep 02, 2013 7:29 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:"Doctor! DALEKS!"

"Oh, shut up, you cunt! Let me finish this pint."

"Doctor, I saved your life. I fixed your entire timestrea-"

"Yeah, and now everywhere I go, there's a cunt! There's a cunt! There's a cunt! Oh, what's that? A whiny cunt! Who would've fucking guessed?"

NSLV shall be campaign speechwriter and running mate.
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Grenartia
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Mon Sep 02, 2013 10:57 pm

Slafstopia wrote:
Grenartia wrote:

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!

I've shoveled $10 gaztribillion googolplex into unbalanced wheels as a method of power generation, so we now have FREE ENERGY!



Image

It could even be a boat!


I am honored.

Shofercia wrote:
Regnum Dominae wrote:


Ironically, America's National Anthem is about the Valiant Defense of locals against an Imperialist Great Power. The irony of this is certainly to be lost on Hippo.


Hey, look, we don't have to go through the trouble of putting this in AQ. Its already here!
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Shofercia
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Shofercia » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:14 am

Grenartia wrote:
Shofercia wrote:
Ironically, America's National Anthem is about the Valiant Defense of locals against an Imperialist Great Power. The irony of this is certainly to be lost on Hippo.


Hey, look, we don't have to go through the trouble of putting this in AQ. Its already here!


Always glad to serve for my NSG Citizenship :P
Ukraine - stop bombing innocent people! Pricks who burn other people alive should be punished.
WADA/IPC/IOC are begging Russia to form a strategic alliance with China. Perhaps it's time.
Come, learn about Russian Culture! Bring Vodka and Ushanka. Interested in Slavic Culture? Fill this out.
If we tell the radical Republicans that there's proof that Global Warming doesn't exist in Death Valley, and the radical Democrats that there's proof of Russian Collusion there, would we have a better America?

(North) Kosovo is (a de facto part of) Serbia and Crimea is (a de facto part of) Russia! DonBass is De Facto Independent! Stand with NovoRossiya!
Tecumseh was a Real American

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Yumyumsuppertime
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Ex-Nation

Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:16 am

Seitonjin wrote:
Regnum Dominae wrote:

I love you


I'm flattered, but my wife and newborn baby...aw, what the hell.

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The Land of Truth
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Land of Truth » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:11 pm

CTALNH wrote:
Ponylandes wrote:I believe Anti-Theists are just as ignorant as fundamental Christians. People can believe in what they want to believe in, as long as it makes them happy and does not hurt anyone.

Nah we are just self conscious assholes.

Contrary to the hypocritical assholes.
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Blekksprutia
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Postby Blekksprutia » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:19 pm

Frisbeeteria wrote:Spam is in the eye of the beholder.

I laughed.
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Tlaceceyaya
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tlaceceyaya » Tue Sep 03, 2013 4:40 pm

Furious Grandmothers wrote:
Prins Maurits wrote:This is a good question :

If God was completely good then he would want to stop all evil, if God was completely powerful then he could stop all evil, but evil exists....so does that mean that God is not completely good or not completely powerful, or does god not exist?

Please post your ideas about this question!

Normally when we ask about age on NS, it's because we suspect someone of being underage, but I gotta ask you if you currently consider that Carthage must be destroyed?
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Personal Freedom
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Civil Rights Lovefest

On Fake Liberals...

Postby Personal Freedom » Tue Sep 03, 2013 6:51 pm

Quintium wrote:
Threlizdun wrote:You do not get to change your mind within the same post. Either its a black and white issue with no room for compromise, or some policies are better than other. By your own logic a progressive authoritarian society is better than a conservative one.


Personally, I'm very conservative. In my personal sphere, I wouldn't accept abortion or junkies or anything like that. However, I don't think the state should force people to live by my rules. My house? Mine. My land? Mine. My business? Mine. My social life? Mine. I'm not in favour of any policies - even conservative ones - that intrude unnecessarily on the personal freedoms of others.

That hilarious. Look at what he's saying. Xd
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Tlaceceyaya
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Tlaceceyaya » Tue Sep 03, 2013 7:52 pm

First, context. Then, funny.
Blasveck wrote:
Pandeeria wrote:“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

~Epicurus


"A witty saying proves nothing."

-Voltaire



Blasveck wrote:
With Teeth wrote:
''A witty saying from Voltaire proves nothing.'' -With Teeth


"That's precisely the fucking point."
-Blas
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Also, Bonobos.
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