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by Ethel mermania » Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:17 am
by The Archregimancy » Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:18 am
Cannot think of a name wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:
Allow me to introduce you to the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria, Tawadros II
Just to confuse matters the Eastern Orthodox Pope and Patriarch of the Great City of Alexandria is called Theodore II.
Also, polar bears do not typically defecate in woodland environments.
That's it, pack it in. We can now retire that cliche for ever. Archregimancy is doin' gods work on the interwebs.
by Esternial » Sun Nov 21, 2021 7:24 am
The Archregimancy wrote:Ilessia wrote:Late night talk show host does bad take possibly as an attempt at humor. Audience either laughs awkwardly or doesn't at all.
In other news, water is wet, the pope is catholic, bears shit in the woods and I'm smart.
Allow me to introduce you to the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria, Tawadros II
Just to confuse matters the Eastern Orthodox Pope and Patriarch of the Great City of Alexandria is called Theodore II.
Also, polar bears do not typically defecate in woodland environments.
by Saiwania » Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:45 pm
USS Monitor wrote:No, I fucking don't. Sai, you don't know my financial situation, so don't sit there and lecture me with your braindead Dickensian fantasies.
by Bear Stearns » Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:31 pm
Xmara wrote:Bill Maher once insinuated that comic books were responsible for Trump’s election. Do you really think his opinion on this matters?
by Ifreann » Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:49 pm
Arlenton wrote:Bill Maher is the most based progressive.
by Dakini » Mon Nov 22, 2021 5:46 am
The Blaatschapen wrote:Dakini wrote:You're literally arguing with a pregnant woman right now.
Pregnancy itself isn't "a significant commitment". Grad school was more of a significant commitment than pregnancy alone is. Not being able to drink booze or (much) coffee or eat certain delicious cheeses for a few months isn't nearly as hard as writing my thesis was. Obviously parenting is an enormous commitment, but parenting is a shared commitment. Parenting is something that will affect my life much more than being pregnant (assuming I survive and all that anyway).
So yes, please continue to explain pregnancy and how pregnant women feel about things to me while I'm being kicked by a fetus. As far as it goes, being pregnant is mostly weird and is becoming increasingly uncomfortable, but it will be over in not too long, actually.
Congrats.
Please never tell them about nsg in 13 years
by GuessTheAltAccount » Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:43 am
Aggicificicerous wrote:So what? Is the point of this thread you discovering that people aren't always honest?
Aggicificicerous wrote:I don't understand your question.
Aggicificicerous wrote:Because the guy's attempt to avoid poverty is damaging the lives of two other people, one of whom he helped create. That's why people condemn it.
If you think I want abortion criminalized or worship free markets, you're far off.
Aggicificicerous wrote:That was discussed in sex ed.
Bombadil wrote:My girlfriend wanted me to treat her like a princess, so I arranged for her to be married to a stranger to strengthen our alliance with Poland.
by Page » Mon Nov 22, 2021 7:47 am
by The Blaatschapen » Mon Nov 22, 2021 8:03 am
Page wrote:My sex ed class (public high school 2007) featured the teacher warning girls to "stay away from bisexual guys cause you don't know where they've been". I'm guessing things may have improved since in America but I wouldn't hold my breath.
by Jerzylvania » Mon Nov 22, 2021 10:36 am
Esternial wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:
Allow me to introduce you to the Pope of the Coptic Orthodox Church of Alexandria, Tawadros II
Just to confuse matters the Eastern Orthodox Pope and Patriarch of the Great City of Alexandria is called Theodore II.
Also, polar bears do not typically defecate in woodland environments.
Also something being "wet" is an attribute for solids. Water is not a solid - except when frozen. So water isn't always wet.
by Stellar Colonies » Mon Nov 22, 2021 11:35 am
Page wrote:My sex ed class (public high school 2007) featured the teacher warning girls to "stay away from bisexual guys cause you don't know where they've been". I'm guessing things may have improved since in America but I wouldn't hold my breath.
Floofybit wrote:Your desired society should be one where you are submissive and controlled
Primitive Communism wrote:What bodily autonomy do men need?
Techocracy101010 wrote:If she goes on a rampage those saggy wonders are as deadly as nunchucks
Parmistan wrote:It's not ALWAYS acceptable when we do it, but it's MORE acceptable when we do it.
Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.
North Californian.
Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.
The Confederacy & the WA.
Add 1200 years.
by Jerzylvania » Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:11 pm
Stellar Colonies wrote:Page wrote:My sex ed class (public high school 2007) featured the teacher warning girls to "stay away from bisexual guys cause you don't know where they've been". I'm guessing things may have improved since in America but I wouldn't hold my breath.
The only thing I remember from mine is practicing how to put condoms on wooden props.
by Stellar Colonies » Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:16 pm
Floofybit wrote:Your desired society should be one where you are submissive and controlled
Primitive Communism wrote:What bodily autonomy do men need?
Techocracy101010 wrote:If she goes on a rampage those saggy wonders are as deadly as nunchucks
Parmistan wrote:It's not ALWAYS acceptable when we do it, but it's MORE acceptable when we do it.
Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.
North Californian.
Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.
The Confederacy & the WA.
Add 1200 years.
by Aggicificicerous » Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:26 pm
GuessTheAltAccount wrote:No, it's to note that those claiming to value "rehabilitation" of criminals; at least in Canada; are especially two-faced.
GuessTheAltAccount wrote:It says there is some leniency for teenage fathers. It doesn't say how much leniency.
Seeing as how there are news stories about deadbeat dads who are actually "dead-broke dads"; and seeing as how the average person's first instinct when this is pointed out isn't to say "that's not going to happen" but rather to say the aforementioned "shoulda coulda woulda never did no gooda"; and seeing as how the laws are crafted on behalf of the same plurality of voters who had this caricatured image of fathers walking out on mothers they promised to stay with and not of mothers who assured him she wouldn't keep the baby then dragging him into poverty after changing her mind; then I'm skeptical by default that there is enough leniency to allow a teenage father to still pursue his dream of being a doctor or engineer and not have to drop out to work to pay child support.
GuessTheAltAccount wrote:If you have something more specific, please feel free to invoke it. Even if you have it, it's thus far your own side's fault I don't believe them.
GuessTheAltAccount wrote:I didn't say that about you in particular.
However, the same plurality of voters that worships the free market calls it hypocritical not to allow abortion rights without making child-rearing more affordable, even though it's on behalf of said market-worshipping public that we've allowed child-rearing to become so prohibitively expensive in the first place. Yes, it's possible they're sincere that it's the 9-month burden of pregnancy, not the 18-year burden of parenting, that makes the difference between defensible as a right and not. But one side-effect of this is that freeing them from the 9-month burden of pregnancy saves them from the 18-year burden of parenting in the process.
GuessTheAltAccount wrote:If he didn't intend to help create the baby, we at the very least need more leniency than to have a child support system that pulls "dead-broke dads" into poverty.
by Dakini » Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:47 pm
Stellar Colonies wrote:Jerzylvania wrote:Did teacher warn students about termites?
The main thrust of the class was about STDs, other information like that was a side detail. Wasn't a full class anyway, just a week-long unit dropped into the middle of a computer class.
And apart from that and a similarly-long unit from middle school that I remember even less of, that's my experience with sex ed from K-12.
Not gonna ascribe my anecdote to other people, but if something like that is a common experience, I'm not shocked many people have issues figuring out how it works if their main source of information is dubious sources on the Internet, especially factoring in social inexperience.
by Jerzylvania » Mon Nov 22, 2021 12:54 pm
Stellar Colonies wrote:Jerzylvania wrote:Did teacher warn students about termites?
The main thrust of the class was about STDs, other information like that was a side detail. Wasn't a full class anyway, just a week-long unit dropped into the middle of a computer class.
And apart from that and a similarly-long unit from middle school that I remember even less of, that's my experience with sex ed from K-12.
Not gonna ascribe my anecdote to other people, but if something like that is a common experience, I'm not shocked many people have issues figuring out how it works if their main source of information is dubious sources on the Internet, especially factoring in social inexperience.
Dakini wrote:Stellar Colonies wrote:The main thrust of the class was about STDs, other information like that was a side detail. Wasn't a full class anyway, just a week-long unit dropped into the middle of a computer class.
And apart from that and a similarly-long unit from middle school that I remember even less of, that's my experience with sex ed from K-12.
Not gonna ascribe my anecdote to other people, but if something like that is a common experience, I'm not shocked many people have issues figuring out how it works if their main source of information is dubious sources on the Internet, especially factoring in social inexperience.
I learned more about sex from Dan Savage and Sue Johansen than I did in school. My school didn't even teach us that the clitoris exists.
by Dakini » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:03 pm
Jerzylvania wrote:Dakini wrote:I learned more about sex from Dan Savage and Sue Johansen than I did in school. My school didn't even teach us that the clitoris exists.
Guessing you were schooled down south someplace?
Back in the day we heard from Pegleg Peggy
by Ozzy » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:50 pm
by Jerzylvania » Mon Nov 22, 2021 1:53 pm
Dakini wrote:Jerzylvania wrote:
Guessing you were schooled down south someplace?
Back in the day we heard from Pegleg Peggy
Nope. Ontario, Canada in the late '90s. I hope that things are better now, but at least I had the Sunday Night Sex Show to watch when my parents weren't around.
by The Archregimancy » Mon Nov 22, 2021 2:17 pm
Dakini wrote:The Archregimancy wrote:
Allow me to be the latest to offer my congratulations.
If you're still taking baby name suggestions, how about 'Thrungor the Magnificent, Despoiler of Souls'?
Thanks! We hadn't been thinking about "Thungor the Magnificent, Despoiler of Souls" for a name. I think it might cause issues with paperwork given the length and presence of a comma (we're avoiding punctuation and special characters to save the poor kid from paperwork nightmares).
by Dakini » Mon Nov 22, 2021 2:28 pm
The Archregimancy wrote:Dakini wrote:
Thanks! We hadn't been thinking about "Thungor the Magnificent, Despoiler of Souls" for a name. I think it might cause issues with paperwork given the length and presence of a comma (we're avoiding punctuation and special characters to save the poor kid from paperwork nightmares).
Well, that's disappointing.
How about Thrungor Magnificul Distrugatorul Sufletelor? My wife is the granddaughter of an Orthodox archpriest; I could try and have a word with the Romanian patriarchate if you're worried that's an obstacle.
by Galactic Transylvania » Mon Nov 22, 2021 3:53 pm
_____ ___________
She/Her
Feelin' 22
Pro:
Social Progressivism, Regulated Markets, 2A,
Democracy, Ample Social Safety Nets
Con:
Conservatism, Theocracy, Totalitarianism,
Fascism, Socialism (No, Welfare isn't Socialism)
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