TET! Party Like It's 2021!

[Hurdergaryp]

I don't usually feel good after a lot of exercise.

I have to try my best to resist puking/gagging whenever I am running.

A running gag, if you will.

Combining Blaat-level punnery with the urge to vomit, I see. Congratulations.

[Ethel mermania]

I have to try my best to resist puking/gagging whenever I am running.

A running gag, if you will.

Combining Blaat-level punnery with the urge to vomit, I see. Congratulations.

If I see far it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants...

Or something like that

[Farnhamia]

Combining Blaat-level punnery with the urge to vomit, I see. Congratulations.

If I see far it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants...

Or something like that

[Ethel mermania]

If I see far it is because I stand on the shoulders of giants...

Or something like that

A left handed giant hit the farthest baseball i have ever seen hit.

[Kowani]

A left handed giant hit the farthest baseball i have ever seen hit.

But was anyone standing on his shoulders while he did so?

[Ethel mermania]

A left handed giant hit the farthest baseball i have ever seen hit.

But was anyone standing on his shoulders while he did so?

No, but he was big enough for it

[United States of Minecraftia]

Holy crap, this is still alive?

[Abserdia]

Holy crap, this is still alive?

You think the name's a joke?

[Loeje]

I don't usually feel good after a lot of exercise.

I have to try my best to resist puking/gagging whenever I am running.

A running gag, if you will.

I have to admit, that is a good pun.

[Xmara]

TIL my cat Pippa likes to be wrapped up in a towel and held like a baby

[New Visayan Islands]

Just got back from a night at the countryside. Now at church, what with the only other Sunday TLM in 15 minutes.

[Heloin]

It's nearly three in the morning and I have to get this paper work done that should have been finished days ago. I'd rather drop dead but I'm sure they'd bring me back to life to finish it before anyone else would accept doing it.

[The Free Joy State]

It's nearly three in the morning and I have to get this paper work done that should have been finished days ago. I'd rather drop dead but I'm sure they'd bring me back to life to finish it before anyone else would accept doing it.

*a solitary soprano steps on the stage, with eyes turned upwards*
God on high
Hear my prayer
In my need
You have sometimes been there

She is young
She is tired
She's hard-pressed
Let her rest
Bring it home
Bring it home
Bring it home.

More seriously, good luck. Hope you get it done. Working through the night to finish anything is not fun. Been there, done that.

[A-Series-Of-Tubes]

It's nearly three in the morning and I have to get this paper work done that should have been finished days ago. I'd rather drop dead but I'm sure they'd bring me back to life to finish it before anyone else would accept doing it.

If you're using a computer, pull parts out of it at random. It will stop, and you will be reluctant to restart it because that might confirm that you just wrecked hundreds of dollars worth of hardware.

If you're using a phone, tablet etc, it's even easier. Turn it off, whack it sharply over the edge of a table, then put it away. Likewise, you don't actually want to know if it still works.

Now do your paperwork and go to bed.

This is not legal, financial, health, or IT advice. Author disclaims any responsibility.

[Heloin]

I've woken up slumped in my desk chair but the paper work is done. I've sent it in and now I'll push off from the desk towards my bed on the other end of the room. Good morning to those waking up, good night to those heading to bed, and a nice howzit to those heading to lunch or some other crap.

It's nearly three in the morning and I have to get this paper work done that should have been finished days ago. I'd rather drop dead but I'm sure they'd bring me back to life to finish it before anyone else would accept doing it.

*a solitary soprano steps on the stage, with eyes turned upwards*
God on high
Hear my prayer
In my need
You have sometimes been there

She is young
She is tired
She's hard-pressed
Let her rest
Bring it home
Bring it home
Bring it home.

More seriously, good luck. Hope you get it done. Working through the night to finish anything is not fun. Been there, done that.

Tis the song, the sigh of the weary
Hard times, hard times, come again no more
Many a days you have lingered around my cabin door
Oh, hard times, come again no more

[Ethel mermania]

I've woken up slumped in my desk chair but the paper work is done. I've sent it in and now I'll push off from the desk towards my bed on the other end of the room. Good morning to those waking up, good night to those heading to bed, and a nice howzit to those heading to lunch or some other crap.

*a solitary soprano steps on the stage, with eyes turned upwards*
God on high
Hear my prayer
In my need
You have sometimes been there

She is young
She is tired
She's hard-pressed
Let her rest
Bring it home
Bring it home
Bring it home.

More seriously, good luck. Hope you get it done. Working through the night to finish anything is not fun. Been there, done that.

Tis the song, the sigh of the weary
Hard times, hard times, come again no more
Many a days you have lingered around my cabin door
Oh, hard times, come again no more

Or

Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Take this hammer, carry it to the captain
Tell him I'm gone
Tell him I'm gone

If he asks you was I runnin'
If he asks you was I runnin'
If he asks you was I runnin'
Tell him I was flyin'
Tell him I was flyin'

[Valentine Z]

So a couple of news! ^^

- Yay, new glasses!
- My eyesight index sort of stabilized. -5.15-something for left, -4.00 for right. In plain terms, it's... it's probably freaking high myopia for my age, but hey, they have been stable since my last glasses 5 years ago.

[A-Series-Of-Tubes]

So a couple of news! ^^

- Yay, new glasses!
- My eyesight index sort of stabilized. -5.15-something for left, -4.00 for right. In plain terms, it's... it's probably freaking high myopia for my age, but hey, they have been stable since my last glasses 5 years ago.

As a teenager my my my sharona! *cough* My myopia got worse every year, but the optometrist told me that when I got older, hyperopia would start to counteract it and my my my myopia would go back down.

"Yeah right, doc, but I will need bifocals won't I?" -- Not necessarily, he said. By about 45 it did get a little better, and I don't need bifocals yet. I haven't had a script in ages, but I think it's down from -4 to -3.25 or so. Still can't see much without glasses though.

[Kowani]

So a couple of news! ^^

- Yay, new glasses!
- My eyesight index sort of stabilized. -5.15-something for left, -4.00 for right. In plain terms, it's... it's probably freaking high myopia for my age, but hey, they have been stable since my last glasses 5 years ago.

Hey, your eye are almost as bad as mine!

[Hurdergaryp]

So a couple of news! ^^

- Yay, new glasses!
- My eyesight index sort of stabilized. -5.15-something for left, -4.00 for right. In plain terms, it's... it's probably freaking high myopia for my age, but hey, they have been stable since my last glasses 5 years ago.

Hey, your eye are almost as bad as mine!

TET: The Four-Eyes Fortress

[The Blaatschapen]

Hey, your eye are almost as bad as mine!

TET: The Four-Eyes Fortress

Now I picture the eye of Sauron with glasses.

[Kannap]

I was today years old when I learned vegan shoes are a thing.

[Loeje]

I was today years old when I learned vegan shoes are a thing.

What are vegan shoes?

[Kannap]

I was today years old when I learned vegan shoes are a thing.

What are vegan shoes?

I reckon shoes made without the usage of animal byproducts.

[Hurdergaryp]

What are vegan shoes?

I reckon shoes made without the usage of animal byproducts.

Rubber boots are pretty vegan, for example.