TET: Shine On, Harvest Moon!

[The Blaatschapen]

I seem to have a lot of dreams lately involving a home invasion by some major threat and me trying to escape through the window despite me never actually having experienced a home invasion. Cutting through screens to jump through windows seems to be a common motif in my most recent dreams, I dunno why.

It's almost Christmas. Are you named Kevin McCallister by any chance? He was scared of home invasions too.

[Ethel mermania]

I seem to have a lot of dreams lately involving a home invasion by some major threat and me trying to escape through the window despite me never actually having experienced a home invasion. Cutting through screens to jump through windows seems to be a common motif in my most recent dreams, I dunno why.

It's almost Christmas. Are you named Kevin McCallister by any chance? He was scared of home invasions too.

And I was thinking it was armed counting sheep

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

I seem to have a lot of dreams lately involving a home invasion by some major threat and me trying to escape through the window despite me never actually having experienced a home invasion. Cutting through screens to jump through windows seems to be a common motif in my most recent dreams, I dunno why.

It's almost Christmas. Are you named Kevin McCallister by any chance? He was scared of home invasions too.

Oh crap, I've been found *starts arming home traps*

[The Blaatschapen]

It's almost Christmas. Are you named Kevin McCallister by any chance? He was scared of home invasions too.

And I was thinking it was armed counting sheep

I have a baazooka

[Ethel mermania]

And I was thinking it was armed counting sheep

I have a baazooka

A little old fashioned but still effective, yes.

[Mathuvan Union]

I had a weird dream where there was a loo roll, one with still the tiniest amount of paper left on it. I was standing next to a B-17 from World War 2, and suddenly, this bloody loo roll comes out, with a fucking veggie straw inside it.

[The Blaatschapen]

I have a baazooka

A little old fashioned but still effective, yes.

Nuclear baamb would be overkill

[Ethel mermania]

A little old fashioned but still effective, yes.

Nuclear baamb would be overkill

I should get paid for these straight lines.

[Ethel mermania]

I hate giving myself more work in a meeting.

[Mathuvan Union]

I hate giving myself more work in a meeting.

one day it will pay off.

[The Blaatschapen]

Nuclear baamb would be overkill

I should get paid for these straight lines.

Sheep don't have money.

It's why we work. To get some.

And also to make a living.

[Ethel mermania]

I should get paid for these straight lines.

Sheep don't have money.

It's why we work. To get some.

And also to make a living.

Woolie bully

[Hurdergaryp]

Sheep don't have money.

It's why we work. To get some.

And also to make a living.

Woolie bully

You misinterpreted his words, Ethel. Blaat just offered his services as payment.

[Mathuvan Union]

I should get paid for these straight lines.

Sheep don't have money.

It's why we work. To get some.

And also to make a living.

but you have grass, surely that means something in the wooly world?

[Ethel mermania]

Woolie bully

You misinterpreted his words, Ethel. Blaat just offered his services as payment.

(Sigh) I wish English wasn't a second language

[Valentine Z]

Unfortunately feeling a little hot-headed today, and just general moodiness.

Hopefully this will soon pass after today.

[Hurdergaryp]

NSG has been invaded by Italians.

At least the food will improve

The invasion probably began when once of TET's regulars married an Italian. This place was unknown to them before.

[Johto-]

We all eat lasagna down here.

NSG has been invaded by Italians.

I hope we get the good types. You know, the types that say "HERE'S MY BROTHA' LUIGI NOW TO DROP A WHOLE SPAGHETTI-A PILE A INFORMATIONE!" and "Hello, Mario." respectively.

[Hurdergaryp]

NSG has been invaded by Italians.

I hope we get the good types. You know, the types that say "HERE'S MY BROTHA' LUIGI NOW TO DROP A WHOLE SPAGHETTI-A PILE A INFORMATIONE!" and "Hello, Mario." respectively.

So what you want is the Japanese interpretation of stereotypical Italians.

[Mathuvan Union]

I hope we get the good types. You know, the types that say "HERE'S MY BROTHA' LUIGI NOW TO DROP A WHOLE SPAGHETTI-A PILE A INFORMATIONE!" and "Hello, Mario." respectively.

So what you want is the Japanese interpretation of stereotypical Italians.

No, I want the german one.

[Heloin]

Adolf Hitler has won an election in Namibia.

[Johto-]

Adolf Hitler has won an election in Namibia.

You've got to be fucking me.

[Valentine Z]

Adolf Hitler has won an election in Namibia.

Adolf Hitler Wins Election in Namibia, Has No Plans for World Domination.

The editor is totally having a bit of fun.

EDIT: Wait no... dude said it himself: "The fact I have this name does not mean I want to conquer Oshana," he said, referring to the region where he won the election, "It doesn't mean I'm striving for world domination."

[Johto-]

Adolf Hitler has won an election in Namibia.

Adolf Hitler Wins Election in Namibia, Has No Plans for World Domination.

The editor is totally having a bit of fun.

EDIT: Wait no... dude said it himself: "The fact I have this name does not mean I want to conquer Oshana," he said, referring to the region where he won the election, "It doesn't mean I'm striving for world domination."

I never thought I'd say it, but... damn.

Adolf Hitler seems like a cool dude.

Edit: PAHAHA. No way, man, the editor's having fun, too. "Adolf Hitler is, perhaps unsurprisingly, not a common name any more"

[Valentine Z]

I never thought I'd say it, but... damn.

Adolf Hitler seems like a cool dude.

Edit: PAHAHA. No way, man, the editor's having fun, too. "Adolf Hitler is, perhaps unsurprisingly, not a common name any more"

I do love news with a little bit of caption. I mean sure, tragic news or other serious ones aside, never hurts to have a little bit of humour in it.