Scantily Clad Women? Not in my NFL

[Farnhamia]

Well, I mean, Shakira is in her 40s and J Lo is 50. It's like getting hot over your mom and her book club.

Not liking someone usually means not liking their music or them at all. I think that's what the OP meant

And even if they're 40 and 50 something, they're still steaming

I know what the OP meant, thanks ever so. And I do agree on the steam.

[Crockerland]

On one hand, I hope his lawsuit is successful, not on any legal merit, but because I do not like Jennifer Lopez and Shakira.

On the other hand, I hope his lawsuit is a failure, not on any legal merit, but because I do not like Dave Daubenmire.

The World Gross Product is estimated to be $80 trillion. He's asking for more than ten times the amount of money in the world.

A small price to pay compared to eternal damnation.

[Kernen]

Clearly he is consumed not only by the deadly sin of lust but also that of greed.
That's all on him.

He started out by doing what would be required of a good Christian in fear of temptation -- he turned it off and didn't watch it.

But then he went on MONDAY and looked it up and watched it, and NOW he's suing for the damage to his soul?

He's an opportunistic fuck. Clearly if he is remorseful, he can do penance and regain his state of righteousness. If he chooses to wallow in sin and to compound it by demanding a ridiculous amount of money to violate a second deadly sin -- which CLEARLY he is not remorseful about -- then he is in error, grave error.

And since God's judgment is perfect -- whether God sees fit to place his soul in a state of forgiveness or his state of sinfulness -- is also perfect.

Maybe he should sue himself. Or God.

Somebody tried to sue the devil once. The court denied it for lack of personal jurisdiction.

And people say lawyers have no sense of humor.

[Ifreann]

You dont like J Lo or Shakira?

Well, I mean, Shakira is in her 40s and J Lo is 50. It's like getting hot over your mom and her book club.

If the book club looked like J Lo and Shakira then I think we'd all give serious consideration to joining.

[Ethel mermania]

You dont like J Lo or Shakira?

Well, I mean, Shakira is in her 40s and J Lo is 50. It's like getting hot over your mom and her book club.

I wanna discuss great expectations in this bookclub.

[Strobemark]

Eh but they do though

Perhaps if you're looking to torture someone by exposing them to something brain-meltingly idiotic.

Preach

[Rojava Free State]

Eh but they do though

Perhaps if you're looking to torture someone by exposing them to something brain-meltingly idiotic.

Ben Shapiro: facts don't care about your feelings

Me: Israel is bulldozing people's homes so they can force Arabs out of East Jerusalem and replace them with Jews

Shapiro: THAT'S ANTISEMITIC! YOU'RE A NAZI!

[Rojava Free State]

You say "J Lo was scantily clad!" I say "great!" You say "so was shakira!" I say "twos better than one!" You say "why aren't you taking this seriously!?" I say "Why are you?" You say "stop it!" I say "no u."

[Arthenius]

The only thing sinful about the Super Bowl halftime show is all these muffy pop and dance singers performing. When are they going to get actual good artists to perform? At this point I'd be alright with Nickelback being in there.

Funnily enough about 15 years ago we were all upset because Janet Jackson's shielded nipple was shown on live television for 0.04 seconds, and now we're upset that covered asses were shown on live television. It's always something with you people isn't it?

That was a ridiculous non-scandal too. I was 12 at the time and watching it, my parents didn't even give a shit, it was just a nipple.

I think the scandal was about Timberlake intentionally bordering on raping Janet Jackson, even though it may have also been technically staged or consented.

[Katganistan]

That was a ridiculous non-scandal too. I was 12 at the time and watching it, my parents didn't even give a shit, it was just a nipple.

I think the scandal was about Timberlake intentionally bordering on raping Janet Jackson, even though it may have also been technically staged or consented.

Rape? Are you serious?
He tore a patch off her costume on national television. If it were not staged and consensual, and it was intentional and non-consensual (and it seemed intentional, at least) then it's battery.

Rape is forcing another person to have sexual intercourse against their will.

It's not "bordering on rape". Jesus. You abuse the language like this and people won't take it seriously when someone says they WERE actually raped.

[Gormwood]

I think the scandal was about Timberlake intentionally bordering on raping Janet Jackson, even though it may have also been technically staged or consented.

Rape? Are you serious?
He tore a patch off her costume on national television. If it were not staged and consensual, and it was intentional and non-consensual (and it seemed intentional, at least) then it's battery.

Rape is forcing another person to have sexual intercourse against their will.

It's not "bordering on rape". Jesus. You abuse the language like this and people won't take it seriously when someone says they WERE actually raped.

Probably thinks romance novel covers are pornographic.

[Chernoslavia]

I think the scandal was about Timberlake intentionally bordering on raping Janet Jackson, even though it may have also been technically staged or consented.

Rape? Are you serious?
He tore a patch off her costume on national television. If it were not staged and consensual, and it was intentional and non-consensual (and it seemed intentional, at least) then it's battery.

Rape is forcing another person to have sexual intercourse against their will.

It's not "bordering on rape". Jesus. You abuse the language like this and people won't take it seriously when someone says they WERE actually raped.

Pretty much what happened when people started calling anyone who disagrees with them a nazi.

[Ethel mermania]

Rape? Are you serious?
He tore a patch off her costume on national television. If it were not staged and consensual, and it was intentional and non-consensual (and it seemed intentional, at least) then it's battery.

Rape is forcing another person to have sexual intercourse against their will.

It's not "bordering on rape". Jesus. You abuse the language like this and people won't take it seriously when someone says they WERE actually raped.

Probably thinks romance novel covers are pornographic.

Well to be fair, Fabio is responsible for an order of magnitude more female orgasms than any poster here.

[Katganistan]

Probably thinks romance novel covers are pornographic.

Well to be fair, Fabio is responsible for an order of magnitude more female orgasms than any poster here.

People's manual manipulation is their own issue, not Fabio's.

[Imperial Joseon]

That was a ridiculous non-scandal too. I was 12 at the time and watching it, my parents didn't even give a shit, it was just a nipple.

I think the scandal was about Timberlake intentionally bordering on raping Janet Jackson, even though it may have also been technically staged or consented.

it's not rape.

[Matisrev22]

Y'all are gonna feel so stupid when this guy gets his 867 trillion crédit surendettement. I for one have already contacted his lawyer in order to get in on this!

You did well to contact the lawyer I think. Like that, he will know that no one is above the law.

[New haven america]

You dont like J Lo or Shakira?

Well, I mean, Shakira is in her 40s and J Lo is 50. It's like getting hot over your mom and her book club.

>Implying Milfs don't exist

[Imperial Joseon]

Okay. I change my mind. Allow scantily clad women in the halftime show. Kids can have their channel changed during the halftime show.

[Ethel mermania]

Well to be fair, Fabio is responsible for an order of magnitude more female orgasms than any poster here.

People's manual manipulation is their own issue, not Fabio's.

That is not what mrs mermania says...


<==== runs away.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Well to be fair, Fabio is responsible for an order of magnitude more female orgasms than any poster here.

People's manual manipulation is their own issue, not Fabio's.

That’s a semi classy way to refer to the practice.

[Cekoviu]

People's manual manipulation is their own issue, not Fabio's.

That’s a semi classy way to refer to the practice.

I prefer "compensating the mesothelioma victim", "Oregoning the trail", or classic old "colonizing the acacia."

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That’s a semi classy way to refer to the practice.

I prefer "compensating the mesothelioma victim", "Oregoning the trail", or classic old "colonizing the acacia."

Ok, I’ve never heard of those before but I must ask, how did they come up with the last two?

[Cekoviu]

I prefer "compensating the mesothelioma victim", "Oregoning the trail", or classic old "colonizing the acacia."

Ok, I’ve never heard of those before but I must ask, how did they come up with the last two?

I literally made them up off the top of my head and I have no idea how.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Ok, I’ve never heard of those before but I must ask, how did they come up with the last two?

I literally made them up off the top of my head and I have no idea how.

Ah. Got it.

[Auze]

Latino music has been playing on heavy rotation in the US for years. There are radio stations that play Latino music pretty much exclusively.

Are they going to complain about a Korean takeover too, now that KPop is playing in radio stations across the country?

Are they gonna ban BTS from the country to save American from Korea?

I wish...

Some people are so ridiculous.

And hypocritical too. When the Maroon 5 bloke took off his shirt with skinny jeans that were low cut, no one bitched. No one cried “but muh morals!” when he did it.

That's because nobody could pay enough attention to Maroon 5 to notice.