Farnhamia wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:I shot a moose once. I was hunting upstate New York, and I shot a moose. And I strapped him onto the fender of my car. And I'm driving home along the West Side Highway, but what I didn't realize was that the bullet did not penetrate the moose. It just creased the scalp knocking him unconscious. And I'm driving through the Holland Tunnel. The moose woke up.
So, I'm driving with a live moose on my fender.
: The moose is signaling for a turn, you know. And there's a law in New York state against driving with a conscious moose on your fender Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.
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"And there's a law in New York State ..." is my new mantra.
The poor Berkowitz 's, they never knew what hit them.