UK Politics Thread XI: Boris' Big Bombastic Brexit Bash

[Liriena]

hold up guys heres how bernie can still win

I enjoyed those articles throughout 2016 and early 2017

I still find those less embarrassing in hindsight than all those people who tried to come up with scenarios in which the Electoral College would still choose Hillary over Trump.

[The East Marches II]

Battering people who want to slash the NHS is not self-defence or defence of others in any reasonable legal definition wtf man

What if we changed the legal definition?

I mean... you can't tell me that you've never found it a bit messed up that politicians can pass laws guaranteed to ruin the lives of you and others and can't face any legal repercussions unless they, like, personally poured poison into the water supply?

I'm in favor of this tbh

[Purgatio]

Sinn Fein landslide everyone. Britain loves them some Irish.

So....Parliament would be empty all year round?

[Liriena]

Now that's a surprise result.

Given that the SNP didn't have candidates in most constituencies it'd be a sign of some absolutely grotesque vote rigging.

Nicola Sturgeon now has to stand for 300 constituencies at the same time, the poor gal.

[Shrillland]

Conservatives take Wrexham and Peterborough.

[The Two Jerseys]

Now that's a surprise result.

Given that the SNP didn't have candidates in most constituencies it'd be a sign of some absolutely grotesque vote rigging.

"Wait a second...hold the phone...something's not right...Brian, bring me my thinking grenades!"

[The East Marches II]

I enjoyed those articles throughout 2016 and early 2017

I still find those less embarrassing in hindsight than all those people who tried to come up with scenarios in which the Electoral College would still choose Hillary over Trump.

I thought that is what he was referencing but making a shot at Corbyn being Bernie at the same time tbh.

"Here's how Hillary could still be President". etc.

[Taihei Tengoku]

hold up guys heres how bernie can still win

Dont you have leatherneck shit to do tt?

workdays over homie

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Sinn Fein landslide everyone. Britain loves them some Irish.

So....Parliament would be empty all year round?

Why not

[Shrillland]

Our first NI seat, Alliance take North Down.

[Thanatttynia]

Sinn Fein landslide everyone. Britain loves them some Irish.

So....Parliament would be empty all year round?

Perhaps something to try, can't be any worse than it is currently

[The Huskar Social Union]

ALLIANCE TOOK NORTH DOWN


FUCKING GET IN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD STEPHEN!!!!



YEEEEOOOOOOOOO

[Thanatttynia]

Won't pretend I don't derive some kind of sick satisfaction from the disappointment of the Owen Jones/Ash Sarkar/Grace Blakeley 'alternative' vote-red-or-die types. I'm not proud of it but it's there

[Liriena]

So....Parliament would be empty all year round?

Perhaps something to try, can't be any worse than it is currently

Can't gut the NHS is there's no one to cut it.

[Shrillland]

Labour take Putney, SNP take Angus.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

So....Parliament would be empty all year round?

Perhaps something to try, can't be any worse than it is currently

Maximum devolution go

[Philjia]

Labour gained Putney from the Conservatives. I don't think there'll be many more gains.

[Liriena]

Oh yay the SNP took a Tory seat.

[Thanatttynia]

Won't pretend I don't derive some kind of sick satisfaction from the disappointment of the Owen Jones/Ash Sarkar/Grace Blakeley 'alternative' vote-red-or-die types. I'm not proud of it but it's there

Also very satisfying seeing the Con candidate in Putney losing to a Lab gain stood friendless on the stage

[The East Marches II]

Won't pretend I don't derive some kind of sick satisfaction from the disappointment of the Owen Jones/Ash Sarkar/Grace Blakeley 'alternative' vote-red-or-die types. I'm not proud of it but it's there

One wonders who the Guardian will blame

[The Two Jerseys]

OK, if we're going to punch anyone for cheering when the results are read, it's going to be those Lib Dem supporters cheering for the candidate that clearly lost.

[The Huskar Social Union]

THEY TOOK NORTH DOWN WITH A 35.9% SWING! THE DUP EVEN LOST A FEW VOTES


ARGH IM SOOO HAPPY

[Liriena]

Won't pretend I don't derive some kind of sick satisfaction from the disappointment of the Owen Jones/Ash Sarkar/Grace Blakeley 'alternative' vote-red-or-die types. I'm not proud of it but it's there

One wonders who the Guardian will blame

Quiet batpeople.

[Thanatttynia]

Big swing to the SNP in Angus... unionist parties still a majority but not looking good for Scottish Conservatives

[Liriena]

Won't pretend I don't derive some kind of sick satisfaction from the disappointment of the Owen Jones/Ash Sarkar/Grace Blakeley 'alternative' vote-red-or-die types. I'm not proud of it but it's there

Also very satisfying seeing the Con candidate in Putney losing to a Lab gain stood friendless on the stage

No bulli but I actually like Owen and Ash.