UK Politics Thread XI: Boris' Big Bombastic Brexit Bash

[Ifreann]

Congrats to UKIP's Janice MacKay on having 628 friends.

[The Huskar Social Union]

I'm almost a bottle of vodka in. Fuck.

Not sure I'll survive ther next 5 years.

Wrecked bruv. Wrecked and CENSORED.. My fiance needs the NHS. Theyd better not.

I didn’t know you had a fiancé, I hope it works out for you and the NHS ain’t raped to death and fucks you two over

[Greater vakolicci haven]

> You're like one of those rich people who eat at McDonalds or Five Guys.

Well, at least you're good humoured about this. That's always a laudable trait.

I eat at mcdonalds a lot because, you know, hangover cure.

[Fartsniffage]

I'm almost a bottle of vodka in. Fuck.

Not sure I'll survive ther next 5 years.

Wrecked bruv. Wrecked and CENSORED.. My fiance needs the NHS. Theyd better not.

I managed to get access to mental health services just before the gutting really hit. Still need them. Fuck.

[The Two Jerseys]

At least he'll give you a coffee mug.

Mugs are overrated. Real men drink their tea straight from the boiling kettle.

Are you Professor Elemental?

[Liriena]

I'm almost a bottle of vodka in. Fuck.

Not sure I'll survive ther next 5 years.

Wrecked bruv. Wrecked and CENSORED.. My fiance needs the NHS. Theyd better not.

You are all welcome to take a boat here. Can't promise the economy will be good but at least we're turning back the clock on austerity and have an actual Ministry of Health again. Also, Uruguay is right over there, on the other end of the river, with its legal marijuana and stuff.

[Souseiseki]

want to fucking smack these cunts screaming like idiots when the conservatives win

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Darlington con gain from lab.

[Shrillland]

Conservatives hold Kettering. They also hold Fylde.

[Liriena]

Congrats to UKIP's Janice MacKay on having 628 friends.

Bilbo the good cat boy gets more upvotes than her damn.

[Liriena]

Mugs are overrated. Real men drink their tea straight from the boiling kettle.

Are you Professor Elemental?

Could be.

[Samadhi]

My sister posted a video of her and her wife at a pub cheering and teasing her paki mate.

What's the British word for bogan/redneck?

Chav?

I think my sister and her wife are chavs.

[Shrillland]

Conservatives take Darlington.

[Forumland]

And by the way, Conservatives hold Nuneaton.

In 2015, Nuneaton was a key marginal. When it swung towards the Tories it foreshadowed their eventual majority.

The Tories now have over 60% of the vote

Conservatives take Workington. Workington Man is officially a bastard.

How much of a weather vane is that one?

It only went Tory in a 1976 by-election

[Liriena]

Love me the new vaporwave flag.

Thank you Liri, you are too kind. I'm glad somebody liked it, though I admit I'm jealous of your rare Alex Jones.

What, this old thing?

[South Odreria 2]

If alliance takes a seat I might scream forewarning

If this seat gets swiped from the SNP I may join you in said screaming.

I'm never one to say no to screaming.

[Ostroeuropa]

Wrecked bruv. Wrecked and CENSORED.. My fiance needs the NHS. Theyd better not.

I didn’t know you had a fiancé, I hope it works out for you and the NHS ain’t raped to death and fucks you two over

It's my second fiance. This one is better. Privstizing the nhs would make me go full "k, were busting out the subhumsn degernate filth parasite lingo. You di3 now. Gas chambers mate, ima gamble people wwnt to gas you to death. I can be open about it. Hey everybody, lets gas this subuman to death" Language.

[Liriena]

My sister posted a video of her and her wife at a pub cheering and teasing her paki mate.

What's the British word for bogan/redneck?

Chav?

It's a gay porn category at least.

[Shrillland]

Labour hold Jarrow.

[Liriena]

And by the way, Conservatives hold Nuneaton.

In 2015, Nuneaton was a key marginal. When it swung towards the Tories it foreshadowed their eventual majority.

The Tories now have over 60% of the vote

How much of a weather vane is that one?

It only went Tory in a 1976 by-election

Yikes.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Lab hold jarrow


Wherever the fuck that is

[Purgatio]

want to fucking smack these cunts screaming like idiots when the conservatives win

Assault is bad.

[Samadhi]

My sister posted a video of her and her wife at a pub cheering and teasing her paki mate.

What's the British word for bogan/redneck?

Chav?

It's a gay porn category at least.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's my sister and she's fat.

[Liriena]

Lab hold jarrow


Wherever the fuck that is

That's not a real name. They made it up on the spot to make Labour feel better.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

I didn’t know you had a fiancé, I hope it works out for you and the NHS ain’t raped to death and fucks you two over

It's my second fiance. This one is better. Privstizing the nhs would make me go full "k, were busting out the subhumsn degernate filth parasite lingo. You di3 now. Gas chambers mate, ima gamble people wwnt to gas you to death. I can be open about it. Hey everybody, lets gas this subuman to death" Language.

Holy fuck man, where do you buy your drinks?