UK Politics Thread X: Boris' Big Bonkers Brexit Bash

[The Blaatschapen]

The Dutch could probably make a profit from the UK crashing out, which might incentivise them to say no eventually.

Not my reasoning why we shouldn't delay indefinitely, but it doesn't hurt

My reasoning is just, I want to move on, this breakup has been messy for three years now.

[Risottia]

The EU will grant unlimited extensions to avoid a no deal Brexit.

I doubt that this farce can be brexlayed much further, but hey, as long as the Brits are forced to pay their dues, keep freedom of movement, adhere to EU regulations and are prevented from having a vote in the Commission, why not.

[Novus America]

The EU will grant unlimited extensions to avoid a no deal Brexit.

I sincerely hope they don't.

They will though.
The EU is not capable of decisive high risk actions.

[The Blaatschapen]

I sincerely hope they don't.

They will though.
The EU is not capable of decisive high risk actions.

It seems the EU and the UK have much in common then.

[Galloism]

The Dutch could probably make a profit from the UK crashing out, which might incentivise them to say no eventually.

Not my reasoning why we shouldn't delay indefinitely, but it doesn't hurt

My reasoning is just, I want to move on, this breakup has been messy for three years now.

You thought divorce was a messy affair.

[The Blaatschapen]

Not my reasoning why we shouldn't delay indefinitely, but it doesn't hurt

My reasoning is just, I want to move on, this breakup has been messy for three years now.

You thought divorce was a messy affair.

We're fighting over custody of Northern Ireland, she's always been such a problem child.

[Fartsniffage]

You thought divorce was a messy affair.

We're fighting over custody of Northern Ireland, she's always been such a problem child.

We don't want her, but she's got multiple personality disorder and the angry, fundamentalist, shouty personality refuses to leave our house.

[Hirota]

We're fighting over custody of Northern Ireland, she's always been such a problem child.

We don't want her, but she's got multiple personality disorder and the angry, fundamentalist, shouty personality refuses to leave our house.

Maybe the fact NI isn't particularly wanted is why she's so angry.

Pappa UK and Momma Ireland should sit down with Baby NI and tell them that their divorce is nothing to do with them and we both love you very much.

In fact, maybe some sort of shared parenting arrangement will solve Brexit? NI is Irish for weekdays, British on Weekends and most holidays.

As long as NI doesn't act out from what is a traumatic event for any kid and start punching other kids and turning into a reprobate.

[Shrillland]

We don't want her, but she's got multiple personality disorder and the angry, fundamentalist, shouty personality refuses to leave our house.

Maybe the fact NI isn't particularly wanted is why she's so angry.

Pappa UK and Momma Ireland should sit down with Baby NI and tell them that their divorce is nothing to do with them and we both love you very much.

In fact, maybe some sort of shared parenting arrangement will solve Brexit? NI is Irish for weekdays, British on Weekends and most holidays.

But when Mum's new boyfriend Scotland enters the picture, what'll that mean when Dad triggers a new custody battle claiming that Scotland's a bad influence?

[Greater vakolicci haven]

We don't want her, but she's got multiple personality disorder and the angry, fundamentalist, shouty personality refuses to leave our house.

Maybe the fact NI isn't particularly wanted is why she's so angry.

Pappa UK and Momma Ireland should sit down with Baby NI and tell them that their divorce is nothing to do with them and we both love you very much.

In fact, maybe some sort of shared parenting arrangement will solve Brexit? NI is Irish for weekdays, British on Weekends and most holidays.

As long as NI doesn't act out from what is a traumatic event for any kid and start punching other kids and turning into a reprobate.

Fucking hell I think you've solved the border!

[Hirota]

Maybe the fact NI isn't particularly wanted is why she's so angry.

Pappa UK and Momma Ireland should sit down with Baby NI and tell them that their divorce is nothing to do with them and we both love you very much.

In fact, maybe some sort of shared parenting arrangement will solve Brexit? NI is Irish for weekdays, British on Weekends and most holidays.

But when Mum's new boyfriend Scotland enters the picture, what'll that mean when Dad triggers a new custody battle claiming that Scotland's a bad influence?

Depends if it's Rab C. Nesbit Scotland or Sean Connery Scotland.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

We're fighting over custody of Northern Ireland, she's always been such a problem child.

We don't want her, but she's got multiple personality disorder and the angry, fundamentalist, shouty personality refuses to leave our house.

Do you think it's time we call in supernanny America to work her magic on NI like she did all over the world?

[Gormwood]

We could make a profit by getting rid of minimum wage laws and making economic generation mandatory, everyone who isn't generating income ends up working for very little in poor conditions. This way we can solve our issues with the shortage of people taking up unskilled labour, which could result in a higher standard of living for everybody else. We'd attract so much investment that we'd become the next super-rich nation!

This kind of industrial serfdom is what got us into this colossal mess on the first place.

Humans do not exist purely to generate ‘profit’. They have souls and those souls, whether or not their bodily vessels show it or not, have intrinsic value. There are several fundamental flaws in the imposition of such a system but were it to be implemented we could very well be a rich nation that is fine and dandy for suited investors but would be a thoroughly miserable experience for the poor, as indeed it already is. It’s not entirely achievable but manufactory ought to create a working environment of social responsibility towards its labourers in return for high quality output. Workers are not servile cogs.

Dickens 2020.

[An Alan Smithee Nation]

We don't want her, but she's got multiple personality disorder and the angry, fundamentalist, shouty personality refuses to leave our house.

Do you think it's time we call in supernanny America to work her magic on NI like she did all over the world?

Ever heard of the Good Friday Agreement?

[Novus America]

They will though.
The EU is not capable of decisive high risk actions.

It seems the EU and the UK have much in common then.

Exactly. Which is why we should prepare for the Brexit the never ends...

[Ifreann]

Do you think it's time we call in supernanny America to work her magic on NI like she did all over the world?

Ever heard of the Good Friday Agreement?

The GFA has far too much liberal, bleeding-heart nonsense about people having rights. That won't fly in post-Brexit Britain. It's time for a new Good Brexit Agreement, in which the parties agree that everything that goes wrong with Brexit is Ireland and the EU's fault. Those parties being the Tories, the DUP, and the tabloids.

[Fartsniffage]

It seems the EU and the UK have much in common then.

Exactly. Which is why we should prepare for the Brexit the never ends...

The Brexit Anthem.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Wake me up when Brexember ends.

[Chan Island]

Wake me up when Brexember ends.

We all gathered here today to mourn Dumb Ideologies. A great poster. A shame he never woke up.

[Ifreann]

Wake me up when Brexember ends.

That is not dead which can extended be,
And never again awakened was Dumb Ideologie

[Hurdergaryp]

Wake me up when Brexember ends.

That is not dead which can extended be,
And never again awakened was Dumb Ideologie

Forever slumbering in the shadow of dread Europa Regina.

[Dooom35796821595]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49646544

So, it’s official. Labours position if it wins a general election would be to negotiate a new deal, put it to a referendum...and then campaign to remain, against their deal...

And since this clearly suggests there would be three options, would Labour use a STV vote?

[Heloin]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49646544

So, it’s official. Labours position if it wins a general election would be to negotiate a new deal, put it to a referendum...and then campaign to remain, against their deal...

Well, it's nice to know that they have a position finally, even if it's the weakest one possible.

And since this clearly suggests there would be three options, would Labour use a STV vote?

HAHAHAHAHA!

...

Who knows. Maybe Labour has come to there senses and is going to finally back a none shit voting method.

[Dooom35796821595]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49646544

So, it’s official. Labours position if it wins a general election would be to negotiate a new deal, put it to a referendum...and then campaign to remain, against their deal...

Well, it's nice to know that they have a position finally, even if it's the weakest one possible.

And since this clearly suggests there would be three options, would Labour use a STV vote?

HAHAHAHAHA!

...

Who knows. Maybe Labour has come to there senses and is going to finally back a none shit voting method.

Well, having three options for an issue where the last one was 52-48 would probably result in no option getting more then 30-40%. They’re also going to hope for a high voter turnout, because if it’s low the losing side will just claim that the previous referendum takes precedent or something.

[Chestaan]

Only if the owner allows it. Not all owners allow short stay rentals.

Doesn't have to be the same flat.

Doesn't have to be the same country either.