2019-2020 US Election Megathread II: Tim Ryan's Empire

[Washington Resistance Army]

Amash: The American Political System too entrenched to be changed.

He's right. You can champion reform all you want but at the end of the day the establishment is more powerful than you'll ever be, and even if there is massive support for your ideas a few people in Congress can still kill it.

[Gormwood]

Amash: The American Political System too entrenched to be changed.

Great news for the Republican Party as one of the dumbest & most disloyal men in Congress is “quitting” the Party

Serial adulterer with a reputation for imbecility condemning someone else as dumb and disloyal. The Projector just keeps running.

[Washington Resistance Army]

He's right. You can champion reform all you want but at the end of the day the establishment is more powerful than you'll ever be, and even if there is massive support for your ideas a few people in Congress can still kill it.

Comrade...

Are you proposing Revolution against the Bourgeoisie?

Yes. Revolution or outright political collapse are the only things that will allow true change to our political system.

[Valrifell]

Comrade...

Are you proposing Revolution against the Bourgeoisie?

Yes. Revolution or outright political collapse are the only things that will allow true change to our political system.

I love it when people accidentally get power like Teddy Roosevelt and through absolute historical flukes like McKinley's assassination lead directly into things like the Progressive movement getting mainstream political traction.

[Booga Booga Booga]

Yes. Revolution or outright political collapse are the only things that will allow true change to our political system.

You're on a FBI watchlist now.

Worse - he a suspected Florida man.

[Telconi]

It isn't cheating if the rules are changed.

So cheating by changing the rules.

Do you like...have anything worth living for besides guns?

Yes, because I'm not a cartoon character...

[Telconi]

Yes, because I'm not a cartoon character...

Then.......

Then?

[Thuzbekistan]

It isn't cheating if the rules are changed.

So cheating by changing the rules.

Do you like...have anything worth living for besides guns?

Ammunition

[Telconi]

So cheating by changing the rules.

Do you like...have anything worth living for besides guns?

Ammunition

I think it's assumed that goes along with guns.

[Cannot think of a name]

Hit me up when you figure this shit out...

Former first lady Michelle Obama on Saturday avoided wading into the race for the Democratic Party's 2020 presidential endorsement, saying that she and former President Barack Obama would support "whoever wins the primary"

This is a pretty important thing to remember as we tear our shirt and cry at the heavens during every shift in the polls:

"I mean that's one of the things that we learned in the campaign. It is early," she said in the wide-ranging interview. "It's like trying to figure out who is going to win the World Series on the first seven games, I mean that's where we are right now. It is so early and things will change."

Also, don't get so caught up in shit that you're gonna take your ball and go home.

"I mean that's one of the things that we learned in the campaign. It is early," she said in the wide-ranging interview. "It's like trying to figure out who is going to win the World Series on the first seven games, I mean that's where we are right now. It is so early and things will change."

"I've been doing this rodeo far too long," she said to a laughing crowd. "It's like -- no comments."

[Telconi]

Hit me up when you figure this shit out...

Former first lady Michelle Obama on Saturday avoided wading into the race for the Democratic Party's 2020 presidential endorsement, saying that she and former President Barack Obama would support "whoever wins the primary"

This is a pretty important thing to remember as we tear our shirt and cry at the heavens during every shift in the polls:

"I mean that's one of the things that we learned in the campaign. It is early," she said in the wide-ranging interview. "It's like trying to figure out who is going to win the World Series on the first seven games, I mean that's where we are right now. It is so early and things will change."

Also, don't get so caught up in shit that you're gonna take your ball and go home.

"I mean that's one of the things that we learned in the campaign. It is early," she said in the wide-ranging interview. "It's like trying to figure out who is going to win the World Series on the first seven games, I mean that's where we are right now. It is so early and things will change."

"I've been doing this rodeo far too long," she said to a laughing crowd. "It's like -- no comments."

Remember when Republicans supporting who won the primary was a noble endeavor? Me neither...

[Kowani]

Yes. Revolution or outright political collapse are the only things that will allow true change to our political system.

You're on a FBI watchlist now.

Aren’t we all?

[Tarsonis]

You're on a FBI watchlist now.

Aren’t we all?

I’ve been background checked so many times, I’m probably bluetoothed to the fbi data base

[Kowani]

Aren’t we all?

I’ve been background checked so many times, I’m probably bluetoothed to the fbi data base

…Do I get residual badass points for arguing with you?

[Tarsonis]

I’ve been background checked so many times, I’m probably bluetoothed to the fbi data base

…Do I get residual badass points for arguing with you?

No. It’s cause I work with kids not for any cool reason

[Kowani]

…Do I get residual badass points for arguing with you?

No. It’s cause I work with kids not for any cool reason

Working with kids is cool, though!

[Zurkerx]

So, two things:

1. Why the fuck are more people thinking about entering the race? Like this guy! Go away! You're as relevant as the horse that died in California- no one cares.

2. Even if more people enter, The Big Shrink can't come sooner enough. Basically, a lot of them will run out of funds/not meet the requirements before the third set of debates and likely the field will be 5-10 candidates by Iowa.

[Arlenton]

So, two things:

1. Why the fuck are more people thinking about entering the race? Like this guy! Go away! You're as relevant as the horse that died in California- no one cares.

2. Even if more people enter, The Big Shrink can't come sooner enough. Basically, a lot of them will run out of funds/not meet the requirements before the third set of debates and likely the field will be 5-10 candidates by Iowa.

Steyer has the funds. Maybe it's his plan to enter when the field is smaller.

[Telconi]

So, two things:

1. Why the fuck are more people thinking about entering the race? Like this guy! Go away! You're as relevant as the horse that died in California- no one cares.

2. Even if more people enter, The Big Shrink can't come sooner enough. Basically, a lot of them will run out of funds/not meet the requirements before the third set of debates and likely the field will be 5-10 candidates by Iowa.

Steyer has the funds. Maybe it's his plan to enter when the field is smaller.

Isn't that the guy who took out all those ads saying how we totally had to impeachTrump right now because reasons?

[Shrillland]

Steyer has the funds. Maybe it's his plan to enter when the field is smaller.

Isn't that the guy who took out all those ads saying how we totally had to impeachTrump right now because reasons?

Yeah, and the one who funds all those referenda for progressive causes. One could call him the new George Soros.

[Telconi]

Isn't that the guy who took out all those ads saying how we totally had to impeachTrump right now because reasons?

Yeah, and the one who funds all those referenda for progressive causes. One could call him the new George Soros.

Lovely...

[Zurkerx]

So, we have our first dropout-

*hears whispers.

What do you mean he isn't the first.

*Whispers grow louder.

Major Ojeda ran? When was this-

*Whispers intensify.

Eh, well, "Major" Candidate Rep. Eric Swalwell will reportedly dropout of the race today. Can't say I'm surprise. Now, if only several more throw in the towel...

[Kowani]

So, we have our first dropout-

*hears whispers.

What do you mean he isn't the first.

*Whispers grow louder.

Major Ojeda ran? When was this-

*Whispers intensify.

Eh, well, "Major" Candidate Rep. Eric Swalwell will reportedly dropout of the race today. Can't say I'm surprise. Now, if only several more throw in the towel...

Shock and alarm.

[Bear Stearns]

And Eric "Nuke Gunowners" Swalwell is out!

[Tarsonis]

And Eric "Nuke Gunowners" Swalwell is out!

He was never really in it in the first place