Torrocca wrote:Ifreann wrote:It's a magic that few possess. Most notably Johnny Cash.
Pffft, nonsense. I know you're lying because I have to fend off 30-50 wild '68 Dodge Chargers frolicking in my yard every 3-5 minutes.
Now I want to learn Johnny Cash's magical transformation powers ;~;
That sounds incredibly dangerous, I would suggest not living at a monster-truck derby.
As for Johnny Cash's powers, step 1: Get a black coat. Step 2: Get black everything. Step 3: Make grunge songs even sadder than they are. Step 4: Shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die.