TET: Summer Summed Up Sumptuously

[Ethel mermania]

If you stay up for more than four hours, contact a doctor.

They didn't get it but I did you lewd little lamb.

I would call every ex girlfriend.

[Valentine Z]

Oh hi Mark Swede!

Look, I can't tell you, it's confidental!

*3 secs later*

Anyway, how's your sex life?

[The Holy Therns]

Oh hi Mark Swede!

A The Room quote. Your B-movie fu is BASIC!

[The Blaatschapen]

They didn't get it but I did you lewd little lamb.

I would call every ex girlfriend.

I would just call Mrs Mermania.

[Hurdergaryp]

Twas fun.

Some days I miss it, some days I don't

Screeching hysteria, that was what it was. Things have calmed down a bit since then, something we should all be grateful for.

[Gallade]

Some days I miss it, some days I don't

Screeching hysteria, that was what it was. Things have calmed down a bit since then, something we should all be grateful for.

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

[The Grim Reaper]

Screeching hysteria, that was what it was. Things have calmed down a bit since then, something we should all be grateful for.

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

Have you considered window-shopping insurance options?

[The Holy Therns]

Screeching hysteria, that was what it was. Things have calmed down a bit since then, something we should all be grateful for.

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

I'm sad and I cannot the thing!

[The Blaatschapen]

Screeching hysteria, that was what it was. Things have calmed down a bit since then, something we should all be grateful for.

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

You can gossip with your new found friends

[Hurdergaryp]

Screeching hysteria, that was what it was. Things have calmed down a bit since then, something we should all be grateful for.

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

That's why there are countless videos with adorable puppies and kittens doing silly things online.

[Gallade]

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

Have you considered window-shopping insurance options?

Yes, but I keep getting "rejected this", "calling the police that".

They really shouldn't keep their brochures behind said glass, I wanted to read the fine print and only had a public trash can handy.

[Gallade]

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

I'm sad and I cannot the thing!

Alas, I die!

Could we have slightly more screeching hysteria. Just a tad. Like, one additional 15 year old who can't find love.

I have taken my aspirin and demand entertainment.

That's why there are countless videos with adorable puppies and kittens doing silly things online.

You say that mockingly but We Rate Dogs is perhaps the most important thing on the Internet.

[The Grim Reaper]

Have you considered window-shopping insurance options?

Yes, but I keep getting "rejected this", "calling the police that".

They really shouldn't keep their brochures behind said glass, I wanted to read the fine print and only had a public trash can handy.

"Ma'am, if you steal the printed contract, it doesn't mean you get the insurance for free."

[The Holy Therns]

You say that mockingly but We Rate Dogs is perhaps the most important thing on the Internet.

Hell yeah, We Rate Dogs. 15/10 would follow forever.

[Gallade]

Yes, but I keep getting "rejected this", "calling the police that".

They really shouldn't keep their brochures behind said glass, I wanted to read the fine print and only had a public trash can handy.

"Ma'am, if you steal the printed contract, it doesn't mean you get the insurance for free."

Of course I don't get it for free, of course I don't, of course!

That's why I also grabbed the validation stamps.

[Hurdergaryp]

I'm sad and I cannot the thing!

Alas, I die!

Tragedy of epic proportions has entered our realm once more.

That's why there are countless videos with adorable puppies and kittens doing silly things online.

You say that mockingly but We Rate Dogs is perhaps the most important thing on the Internet.

Not exactly the most critical institution when it comes to dogs.

[Jerzylvania]

You say that mockingly but We Rate Dogs is perhaps the most important thing on the Internet.

Naturally and The Dog Catcher in the Rye is the most important novel of the 20th century. Down boy.

[Hurdergaryp]

You say that mockingly but We Rate Dogs is perhaps the most important thing on the Internet.

Naturally and The Dog Catcher in the Rye is the most important novel of the 20th century. Down boy.

But if you ask if Golden Retrievers are fit for human consumption, a perfectly valid question, they permaban you!

[Jerzylvania]

Naturally and The Dog Catcher in the Rye is the most important novel of the 20th century. Down boy.

But if you ask if Golden Holden Retrievers are fit for human consumption, a perfectly valid question, they permaban you!

FTFY

[Gallade]

Naturally and The Dog Catcher in the Rye is the most important novel of the 20th century. Down boy. :p

But if you ask if Golden Retrievers are fit for human consumption, a perfectly valid question, they permaban you!

Now now, there is food, there is cute, there is cute food, there is majestic, and there is majestic food.

There is no best floofy boi food, shame, shame.

[Abserdia]

Lust, racism, and power made him more realistic than most Disney villains. Perhaps they thought it went too far, so they never really made an evil character quite so believable.

He's definitely the most "yeeesh" Disney villain, and Hunchback is the second-most "what they hell Disney?" Disney movie.

And in Prince of Egypt's defense, there was no way they were going to salvage that, given the narrative.

Prince of Egypt is Dreamworks.

I’ve never seen it but it’s on my list.

[Gallade]

If I remember correctly, the plan for Frollo was to genuinely make him truly evil and hated just by making him a shitty, greedy, selfish, horrible person.

Disney was tired of the light, playful, beloved villains so they went hardcore on Frollo, things got too dark and they went back to their normal ways.

Lust, racism, and power made him more realistic than most Disney villains. Perhaps they thought it went too far, so they never really made an evil character quite so believable.

Mother Gothel is very, very frightening to be honest. Not on Frollo's level, but the high level of emotional abuse and manipulation of Tangled was very, very real.

And while it came before, Gaston is also quite the shit.

That said, Disney's was a fine adaption of the Hunchback of Notre D'âme. Would have been a lot more popular had it come out today with its themes of social justice and decrying of racial discrimination and hatred of people on a superficial level.

[Vassenor]

Lust, racism, and power made him more realistic than most Disney villains. Perhaps they thought it went too far, so they never really made an evil character quite so believable.

Mother Gretel is very, very frightening to be honest. Not on Frollo's level, but the high level of emotional abuse and manipulation of Tangled was very, very real.

And while it came before, Gaston is also quite the shit.

That said, Disney's was a fine adaption of the Hunchback of Notre D'âme. Would have been a lot more popular had it come out today with its themes of social justice and decrying of racial discrimination and hatred of people on a superficial level.

Said themes would also lead to the alt-rightists demanding it be boycotted and some stuff about how the movie was totally written to be 100% anti-Trump rather than being an adaptation of an existing story.

[Pax Nerdvana]

He's definitely the most "yeeesh" Disney villain, and Hunchback is the second-most "what they hell Disney?" Disney movie.

And in Prince of Egypt's defense, there was no way they were going to salvage that, given the narrative.

Prince of Egypt is Dreamworks.

I’ve never seen it but it’s on my list.

I have a very long watchlist.

[Hurdergaryp]

Prince of Egypt is Dreamworks.

I’ve never seen it but it’s on my list.

I have a very long watchlist.

Not as long as the watchlist you're on.