TET: And Another Month Bites The Dust

[Ethel mermania]

Take the family comically large mallet.

Finally!

Make sure you check the baggage. Flight stewards get awful jumpy with acme Corp. Products onboard.

[DesAnges]

Finally!

Make sure you check the baggage. Flight stewards get awful jumpy with acme Corp. Products onboard.

Ah it's the UK. Anyone can arrive at any time and no one cares.

[Geneviev]

You know it's going to be a good day when you wake up and your eyes are stuck together.

It's an even better day if you see vegan ice cream for only two euros.

So, TET, life is a wonderful and beautiful thing.

[Yagon]

Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?

[Geneviev]

Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?

You have to do it. No one else has yet.

[Ethel mermania]

Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?

To my knowledge, no.

[Yagon]

Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?

You have to do it. No one else has yet.

I'm not qualified.

I wonder if there's a universe where it's already been done, and by conceiving the premise here, I create a translatable path via which it could be accessed and expressed in our universe?

[Yagon]

Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?

To my knowledge, no.

It seems like the sort of thing you would know about, so I'm willing to trust without full certainty.

That's faith. I have faith in you.

I dunno if its enough to Turn vampires away.

[Geneviev]

You have to do it. No one else has yet.

I'm not qualified.

I wonder if there's a universe where it's already been done, and by conceiving the premise here, I create a translatable path via which it could be accessed and expressed in our universe?

Probably, hopefully. I would love to see my friends reading a serious religious text in Cockney rhyming slang. It could be so wonderful.

[Ethel mermania]

To my knowledge, no.

It seems like the sort of thing you would know about, so I'm willing to trust without full certainty.

That's faith. I have faith in you.

I dunno if its enough to Turn vampires away.

Never use a cross with Jewish vampire, they also seem to like garlic as well.

I wonder if y9u could get Google translate to do it.

[DesAnges]

Has anybody already translated the Torah into Cockney rhyming slang?

To my knowledge, no.

How similat is the Torah to the Old Testament of the Bible? I know they're fairly interlinked but I dunno if it's a 100% match or not.

[Yagon]

Probably, hopefully. I would love to see my friends reading a serious religious text in Cockney rhyming slang. It could be so wonderful.

And finding some profound new interpretation that way, and the Yeshivas are abuzz...

[Yagon]

Never use a cross with Jewish vampire, they also seem to like garlic as well.

I wonder if y9u could get Google translate to do it.

That's an interesting idea...

[Geneviev]

Probably, hopefully. I would love to see my friends reading a serious religious text in Cockney rhyming slang. It could be so wonderful.

And finding some profound new interpretation that way, and the Yeshivas are abuzz...

This is what the future of religion should be.

[Yagon]

To my knowledge, no.

How similat is the Torah to the Old Testament of the Bible? I know they're fairly interlinked but I dunno if it's a 100% match or not.

Is it the first five books of the old Testament (presumably not translated in the same way as the King James old testament, I dunno)?

[Ethel mermania]

To my knowledge, no.

How similat is the Torah to the Old Testament of the Bible? I know they're fairly interlinked but I dunno if it's a 100% match or not.

The xtains change around a few bits to make it seem like it presages Jesus, but the old testament you use is based on the Hebrew original, or hebrew/Aramaic spoken at the time.

[DesAnges]

How similat is the Torah to the Old Testament of the Bible? I know they're fairly interlinked but I dunno if it's a 100% match or not.

The xtains change around a few bits to make it seem like it presages Jesus, but the old testament you use is based on the Hebrew original, or hebrew/Aramaic spoken at the time.

In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.

[Geneviev]

The xtains change around a few bits to make it seem like it presages Jesus, but the old testament you use is based on the Hebrew original, or hebrew/Aramaic spoken at the time.

In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.

The Lord's Prayer:
Hello Dad
Up there in good ol’ heaven
Your name is well great and holy and we respect you guv!
We hope we can all have a butcher’s at heaven
And be there as soon as possible
And we wanna make you happy guv!

[DesAnges]

In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.

The Lord's Prayer:
Hello Dad
Up there in good ol’ heaven
Your name is well great and holy and we respect you guv!
We hope we can all have a butcher’s at heaven
And be there as soon as possible
And we wanna make you happy guv!

Fucking Cockneys. Keep them quarantined in London.

[Geneviev]

The Lord's Prayer:
Hello Dad
Up there in good ol’ heaven
Your name is well great and holy and we respect you guv!
We hope we can all have a butcher’s at heaven
And be there as soon as possible
And we wanna make you happy guv!

Fucking Cockneys. Keep them quarantined in London.

Actually, I want to hear a room full of people say this without laughing. If it's possible.

[Ethel mermania]

The xtains change around a few bits to make it seem like it presages Jesus, but the old testament you use is based on the Hebrew original, or hebrew/Aramaic spoken at the time.

In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.

Well that should come as a relief to Yagon, it's good to know he doesn't have to do all that work.

[Yagon]

The Lord's Prayer:
Hello Dad
Up there in good ol’ heaven
Your name is well great and holy and we respect you guv!
We hope we can all have a butcher’s at heaven
And be there as soon as possible
And we wanna make you happy guv!

Fucking Cockneys. Keep them quarantined in London.

Instead of quarantine, we could call them "preserves".

And inflict crushing poverty and alcoholism on them.

That's how we do it where I'm from.

[DesAnges]

Fucking Cockneys. Keep them quarantined in London.

Instead of quarantine, we could call them "preserves".

And inflict crushing poverty and alcoholism on them.

That's how we do it where I'm from.

...you're from the East End then?

[Yagon]

In that case you could make a claim that the Torah is in fact in Cockney Rhyming Slang, as there is a CRS Bible.

Well that should come as a relief to Yagon, it's good to know he doesn't have to do all that work.

I wasn't going to do it. I guess that's good then.

[Ethel mermania]

Well that should come as a relief to Yagon, it's good to know he doesn't have to do all that work.

I wasn't going to do it. I guess that's good then.

You should do it anyway, Builds character.