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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:23 pm
by Dylar
Farnhamia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Then rice dish should be smoking gauloises. No tradition here at all.

Next you will be complaining about the strippers at my funeral.

Complaining? Hell, man, I'm going to be one of the strippers at your funeral.

:shock: just...gonna...walk out the door now...

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:25 pm
by Farnhamia
Dylar wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Complaining? Hell, man, I'm going to be one of the strippers at your funeral.

:shock: just...gonna...walk out the door now...

Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:26 pm
by Pax Nerdvana
Farnhamia wrote:
Dylar wrote: :shock: just...gonna...walk out the door now...

Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

I somehow doubt you're that old.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:27 pm
by Dylar
Farnhamia wrote:
Dylar wrote: :shock: just...gonna...walk out the door now...

Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

Yeah, but I just wanna get going before Ethel asks me to serve his funeral if I become a priest.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:30 pm
by Internationalist Bastard
Farnhamia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Then rice dish should be smoking gauloises. No tradition here at all.

Next you will be complaining about the strippers at my funeral.

Complaining? Hell, man, I'm going to be one of the strippers at your funeral.

Girl let’s start a funeral stripper partnership

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:30 pm
by Internationalist Bastard
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

I somehow doubt you're that old.

Women always lie about their age

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:30 pm
by Farnhamia
Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

I somehow doubt you're that old.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:31 pm
by Humaliwo
Kannap wrote:Sexiness is mandatory

oh no

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:42 pm
by Hurdergaryp
Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Complaining? Hell, man, I'm going to be one of the strippers at your funeral.

Girl let’s start a funeral stripper partnership

"Is it because of the crematorium that it's so hot in here, or is it something else?"

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:50 pm
by Kanadorika
Kannap wrote:Sexiness is mandatory

So... does that mean I get kicked out???

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 12:57 pm
by Farnhamia
Kanadorika wrote:
Kannap wrote:Sexiness is mandatory

So... does that mean I get kicked out???

Certainly not. In fact ... *checks the lock on the door* ... you may as well make yourself comfortable.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:02 pm
by Hurdergaryp
Farnhamia wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:So... does that mean I get kicked out???

Certainly not. In fact ... *checks the lock on the door* ... you may as well make yourself comfortable.

Kanadorika is promoting itself as a 'fascist empire', so that doesn't bode well when it comes to sexiness. Granted, some rather specialized fetishists may disagree, but let's not delve deeper into that subject matter. There's a moderator present, after all.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:09 pm
by Kanadorika
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Certainly not. In fact ... *checks the lock on the door* ... you may as well make yourself comfortable.

Kanadorika is promoting itself as a 'fascist empire', so that doesn't bode well when it comes to sexiness. Granted, some rather specialized fetishists may disagree, but let's not delve deeper into that subject matter. There's a moderator present, after all.

I've met a lot of kinky fascists. I'm not even fascist but there is something sexy about a woman in a fascist military uniform.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:17 pm
by Hurdergaryp
Kanadorika wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Kanadorika is promoting itself as a 'fascist empire', so that doesn't bode well when it comes to sexiness. Granted, some rather specialized fetishists may disagree, but let's not delve deeper into that subject matter. There's a moderator present, after all.

I've met a lot of kinky fascists. I'm not even fascist but there is something sexy about a woman in a fascist military uniform.

The main reason for that is obvious: fascism insists that women stay in "traditional" roles and meekly lend their wombs for the production of more future soldiers and new wombs. A woman wearing a uniform typical for a fascist army is a deliberate mockery, since soldiers are always manly men in that system. This contradiction tends to result in what fascists tend to call "moral degeneracy", which would be any form of lust not resulting in cannonfodder for tomorrow's warzones being born nine months later.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:27 pm
by Kanadorika
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:I've met a lot of kinky fascists. I'm not even fascist but there is something sexy about a woman in a fascist military uniform.

The main reason for that is obvious: fascism insists that women stay in "traditional" roles and meekly lend their wombs for the production of more future soldiers and new wombs. A woman wearing a uniform typical for a fascist army is a deliberate mockery, since soldiers are always manly men in that system. This contradiction tends to result in what fascists tend to call "moral degeneracy", which would be any form of lust not resulting in cannonfodder for tomorrow's warzones being born nine months later.

I suppose it depends on what kind of fascists we are talking about, as there are many who reject more reactionary traditional values and propose a revolutionary social order. I tend to see more of the latter, at least from what I have noticed as a member of the far right. Not to say fascists are inherently progressive, just that most aren't neo-reactionaries who impose strict traditional values on members of society. They'd rather impose their own values.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:36 pm
by Hurdergaryp
Kanadorika wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:The main reason for that is obvious: fascism insists that women stay in "traditional" roles and meekly lend their wombs for the production of more future soldiers and new wombs. A woman wearing a uniform typical for a fascist army is a deliberate mockery, since soldiers are always manly men in that system. This contradiction tends to result in what fascists tend to call "moral degeneracy", which would be any form of lust not resulting in cannonfodder for tomorrow's warzones being born nine months later.

I suppose it depends on what kind of fascists we are talking about, as there are many who reject more reactionary traditional values and propose a revolutionary social order. I tend to see more of the latter, at least from what I have noticed as a member of the far right. Not to say fascists are inherently progressive, just that most aren't neo-reactionaries who impose strict traditional values on members of society. They'd rather impose their own values.

Given how fascism turned Europe, where I happen to live, into a slaughterhouse, it is not exactly an ideology that should be allowed in my opinion. We already have enough monuments remembering the fallen and the murdered over here.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:41 pm
by Kanadorika
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:I suppose it depends on what kind of fascists we are talking about, as there are many who reject more reactionary traditional values and propose a revolutionary social order. I tend to see more of the latter, at least from what I have noticed as a member of the far right. Not to say fascists are inherently progressive, just that most aren't neo-reactionaries who impose strict traditional values on members of society. They'd rather impose their own values.

Given how fascism turned Europe, where I happen to live, into a slaughterhouse, it is not exactly an ideology that should be allowed in my opinion. We already have enough monuments remembering the fallen and the murdered over here.

Oh I certainly agree, though to be fair I believe all ideologies which seek to destroy the old and establish the new should be banned.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 1:51 pm
by Hurdergaryp
Kanadorika wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Given how fascism turned Europe, where I happen to live, into a slaughterhouse, it is not exactly an ideology that should be allowed in my opinion. We already have enough monuments remembering the fallen and the murdered over here.

Oh I certainly agree, though to be fair I believe all ideologies which seek to destroy the old and establish the new should be banned.

Change is inevitable, yet the human animal is not significantly different from how our ancestors in prehistoric times were. Given the unprecedented power of our machine tools and the tendency to make machines more intelligent and autonomous in order to facilitate matters in an increasingly complicated high tech world, "the old" is not going to be able to actually remain "the old" if it desires to survive memetically. Everything evolves and mutates, culture as well as biological lifeforms.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:21 pm
by Corpus Magnus
I have discovered deep gouge marks in my deodorant made by someone with small fingers. Hope deodorant isn't toxic.

That being said, one-year-olds are able to devour a great many things that really should make them sick and don't. I think small children are shape-shifting magical creatures that happen to vaguely resemble humans but with vastly superior capabilities.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:23 pm
by Jerzylvania
Hurdergaryp wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:Oh I certainly agree, though to be fair I believe all ideologies which seek to destroy the old and establish the new should be banned.

Change is inevitable, yet the human animal is not significantly different from how our ancestors in prehistoric times were. Given the unprecedented power of our machine tools and the tendency to make machines more intelligent and autonomous in order to facilitate matters in an increasingly complicated high tech world, "the old" is not going to be able to actually remain "the old" if it desires to survive memetically. Everything evolves and mutates, culture as well as biological lifeforms.


I see, so banning has been baked into the cake since, well, time immemorial. It even predates the Farn epoch. :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:38 pm
by Ethel mermania
Farnhamia wrote:
Dylar wrote: :shock: just...gonna...walk out the door now...

Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

Nothing a little stage makeup, and a corset or two can't cover up.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:41 pm
by Legion Fleet
Ethel mermania wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

Nothing a little stage makeup, and a corset or two can't cover up.


For a minute I thought a corset was a desert.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 2:43 pm
by Farnhamia
Ethel mermania wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Hey, I look pretty good for my 17,266 years.

Nothing a little stage makeup, and a corset or two can't cover up.

Just call me Sally Rand.


Legion Fleet wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Nothing a little stage makeup, and a corset or two can't cover up.


For a minute I thought a corset was a desert.

Well, I do remember a Ziegfeld Girl I knew back in ... oh, 1927, 1928 ... wait, you said "desert" not "dessert." :)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:05 pm
by Legion Fleet
Farnhamia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Nothing a little stage makeup, and a corset or two can't cover up.

Just call me Sally Rand.


Legion Fleet wrote:
For a minute I thought a corset was a desert.

Well, I do remember a Ziegfeld Girl I knew back in ... oh, 1927, 1928 ... wait, you said "desert" not "dessert." :)


I did? Oh wow. :rofl: Let's act like that never happened!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 3:07 pm
by Ethel mermania
Farnhamia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Nothing a little stage makeup, and a corset or two can't cover up.

Just call me Sally Rand.


Legion Fleet wrote:
For a minute I thought a corset was a desert.

Well, I do remember a Ziegfeld Girl I knew back in ... oh, 1927, 1928 ... wait, you said "desert" not "dessert." :)


Far to much class for my funeral, but I appreciate the thought.