(Discussion) What does God like to play/watch/read?

[Pope Joan]

Pokemon. "People of Israel, I choose you!"

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Pokemon. "People of Israel, I choose you!"

The people of Israel proceed to faint over and over as God insists on using them against everyone, even the Romans, who are way overlevelled and have a type advantage.

[Ethel mermania]

skee ball, it is known

[The Blaatschapen]

skee ball, it is known

Yup, skee ball

[Kenmoria]

Given what happens in the book of revelation, I would say God would probably enjoy a bit of Fallout. This should also probably be in Arts and Fiction.

[Ethel mermania]

skee ball, it is known

Yup, skee ball

The Lord has quite a fancy for the game. He's been playing it for years. He assumes a human form once a month and indulges. Doesn't tell anybody where he's playing, just goes away for a couple of hours. And from what I understand, he always gives his free points away to the neighborhood children- isn't that sweet?

[Purpelia]

If the bible is to be believed he exclusively watches reality television. And he created a universe for that purpose.

[Imperium Sidhicum]

Well, I can say for certain that the Judeo-Christian God is heavily into BDSM, given his penchant for tormenting mortals with cruel "tests of faith", inflicting excessive and arbitrary punishments, demanding bloody sacrifices, endorsing genocides and visiting occasional plagues and disasters upon the hapless mortal world. Hell, he even let mortals torture his own son.

He's probably into grand strategy games, seeing how they are similar to his job of running the world. And his favourite read is Machiavelli's "Prince" - heretically assuming, of coruse, that a mortal could possibly write anything that hadn't occured to God already.

[Serrus]

Well, I can say for certain that the Judeo-Christian God is heavily into BDSM, given his penchant for tormenting mortals with cruel "tests of faith", inflicting excessive and arbitrary punishments, demanding bloody sacrifices, endorsing genocides and visiting occasional plagues and disasters upon the hapless mortal world. Hell, he even let mortals torture his own son.

He's probably into grand strategy games, seeing how they are similar to his job of running the world. And his favourite read is Machiavelli's "Prince" - heretically assuming, of coruse, that a mortal could possibly write anything that hadn't occured to God already.

I'd play HOI4 multiplayer with God.

[Give Me the Moon]

Here's my question: What would God think of Binding of Isaac?

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

God is a Sims sort of person. However, God doesn't play it regularly. Instead, he plays it via his mortals. That violent urge to remove pool ladders is, contrary to popular belief, divinely inspired.

[Alvecia]

Being omniscient, he’s probably already seen all possible permutations of entertainment, and always sees it at all times. So either he’s perpetually entertained or perpetually bored.

Question. Being all knowing, can God spoil himself for shows?

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Being omniscient, he’s probably already seen all possible permutations of entertainment, and always sees it at all times. So either he’s perpetually entertained or perpetually bored.

Question. Being all knowing, can God spoil himself for shows?

God is both omnisapient and omnipotent, so yes, God can watch a show without being spoiled. God can also spoil Godself at the same time, at which point you enter into the paradoxes of omnipotence, eventually leading to the creation of a very heavy rock.

[The Grene Knyght]

God loves hentai.

[The Blaatschapen]

Being omniscient, he’s probably already seen all possible permutations of entertainment, and always sees it at all times. So either he’s perpetually entertained or perpetually bored.

Question. Being all knowing, can God spoil himself for shows?

God is both omnisapient and omnipotent, so yes, God can watch a show without being spoiled. God can also spoil Godself at the same time, at which point you enter into the paradoxes of omnipotence, eventually leading to the creation of a very heavy rock.

This process is unstoppable

[Collatis]

God likes Pokémon, and I can prove it: http://existentialcomics.com/comic/147

God loves hentai.

And that's why I'm an atheist.

[Topoliani]

A deity would not need or want to play/watch/ or read because they would have infinite power and so they wouldn't need to be entertained.


But... in a hypothetical situation, I guess it would probably play with whatever it can conjure. If I was a god, I could totally imagine me playing Arma 2 IRL so I can imagine the Abrahamic God playing something like Sims 3 IRL (I mean, he supposedly plays that every day so...).

[Ifreann]

Other than skee ball? Well his day job is running all of existence, so games like that would probably be too much like taking his work home. Like an accountant playing EVE Online. So I guess he'd play RPGs. Be a change for him to only be in charge of one person and only have limited power over the game world.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

God is both omnisapient and omnipotent, so yes, God can watch a show without being spoiled. God can also spoil Godself at the same time, at which point you enter into the paradoxes of omnipotence, eventually leading to the creation of a very heavy rock.

This process is unstoppable

Unless you are God, of course. Then you can both stop it and keep it going at the same time.

[Erythrean Thebes]

My guess is that he has an approach to games, art, literature etc which he likes to use for analyzing them; this is what really entertains him, and he likes to see how his design/intellectual approach presents itself in various media

[Sierra Lyricalia]

Dice.

With the universe.

Obviously

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

Dice.

With the universe.

Obviously

*Einstein seething*

[The Blaatschapen]

In terms of music, I heard that God is a DJ.

Ironically he's into Faithless.

[Valrifell]

Dice.

With the universe.

Obviously

I think I just heard the echoes of Einstein's tears throughout spacetime.

[Topoliani]

Dice.

With the universe.

Obviously

I can hear Einstein angrily yelling all the way from over here.