True Danger of Antifa: Cloaking Teleporting Ninja Assasins

[Yagon]

As a white person, one of my main fears is being punished by Antifa mobs for not condemning Nazi's hard enough.

I'm not all that worried that I can't really get healthcare, Sessions is ramping up the war on drugs and private prisons, the EPA is getting gutted so my children will become adults in a world of toxic shit, even moderate nations around the globe are expressing well-justified concerns about the direction and leadership of US foreign policy (including nuclear issues), the wages of my economic class have stagnated while the wealthy flourish, women and gays are under attack by fundamentalist religion's growing power in government, and the white supremacists are at what is the zenith of their power in my lifetime in my country.

None of that bothers me.

No, I spend a lot of time being scared and worked up I'll be stabbed for not condemning Nazis hard enough by an "Antifa Mob" (actually a claimed five people, according to the article on infowars:

http://bigleaguepolitics.com/man-stabbe ... rd-enough/

which claims "Man Stabbed by Antifa Mob Outside his Home for Not Condemning Nazis Hard Enough".

Now, don't overthink this and get caught up on minor details. The guy who got "stabbed" (allegedly with a boxcutter, which ancient Japanese assassins called "Tanto") has a cut wound in a picture he posted, "home stitched", because he didn't go to the hospital or call an ambulance.

He also didn't call the police because he's on probation and didn't want trouble. The "five men" were wearing black masks (this is important later to understanding what has happened here) and continue to be at large (in fact, it doesn't really show any indication anyone else has seen them).

He also didn't really show much in the way of marks anywhere else, or any defensive wounds.

If you really think about it, this clearly indicates only one thing:

The Antifa forces have now developed cloaking teleporting ninja assassins. Social Justice Warriors who leave so little trace or evidence, it's almost as if they have snuck past reality itself to live inside someone's imagination, and emerge only to stab people with box cutters for not condemning Nazis hard enough.

How can our society condone people who would do that?

Do you think the Antifa have the right to develop cloaking teleporting ninja assassins with boxcutters?

[Bombadil]

My biggest fear is that I'm in a bathroom mandated by law to be gender free and a female walks in and I have to think about wolf whistling and making suggestive comments in case it's actually a man and people might call me gay..

..but I can add this to my list, if Infowars is worried about something everyone should be.

[Vassenor]

So basically a guy faked an attack on himself and is now furiously trying to cover it up and keep people thinking it was real.

[Risottia]

Do you think the Antifa have the right to develop cloaking teleporting ninja assassins with boxcutters?

The right? With all I pay in taxes to the illumijewreptilimuslicommie-led government? I DEMAND my cloaking teleporting ninja assassins! I am sick of having to fight my SJW wars with nothing but airdropped AK-47-toting pirates!

[Galloism]

Sorry. Someone broke into my garage and stole my prototype.

[Yagon]

My biggest fear is that I'm in a bathroom mandated by law to be gender free and a female walks in and I have to think about wolf whistling and making suggestive comments in case it's actually a man and people might call me gay..

..but I can add this to my list, if Infowars is worried about something everyone should be.

I really think reverse racism is the real issue of the day. While as a white man I get enormous privilege in US society, I don't feel I should have to acknowledge the pervasive suffering inflicted on others for that to be the case.

ESPECIALLY if I'm going to be stabbed by cloaking teleporting antifa ninja assassins with boxcutters in front my house and have to stitch it up myself (I'm not on parole, I'm just poor).

[Yagon]

So basically a guy faked an attack on himself and is now furiously trying to cover it up and keep people thinking it was real.

Phhhfffttt, that's what you said about the Planned Parenthood Baby Parts Selling thing that some people went to jail for because it was entirely fake.

And the Pizza Kiddy Trafficking thing that used hyper dimensional technology to happen in a basement the building didn't have.

You're a pessimist.

[Yagon]

Do you think the Antifa have the right to develop cloaking teleporting ninja assassins with boxcutters?

The right? With all I pay in taxes to the illumijewreptilimuslicommie-led government? I DEMAND my cloaking teleporting ninja assassins! I am sick of having to fight my SJW wars with nothing but airdropped AK-47-toting pirates!

I think this is why we need to be honest about the hardcore militant faction of the illumijewreptilimuslicommies, and let their moderates impose some order on the illumijewreptilimuslicommunist caucus.

[Yagon]

Sorry. Someone broke into my garage and stole my prototype.

I thought you were gonna put a lock on it after the DB Cooper Time Machine thing.

[Bombadil]

My biggest fear is that I'm in a bathroom mandated by law to be gender free and a female walks in and I have to think about wolf whistling and making suggestive comments in case it's actually a man and people might call me gay..

..but I can add this to my list, if Infowars is worried about something everyone should be.

I really think reverse racism is the real issue of the day. While as a white man I get enormous privilege in US society, I don't feel I should have to acknowledge the pervasive suffering inflicted on others for that to be the case.

ESPECIALLY if I'm going to be stabbed by cloaking teleporting antifa ninja assassins with boxcutters in front my house and have to stitch it up myself (I'm not on parole, I'm just poor).

Anything that's a threat to my manhood is a threat to America, I'll certainly add teleporting antifa ninja assassins to my list though.

I thought you were gonna put a lock on it after the DB Cooper Time Machine thing.

Whatever happened to that guy..

[Yagon]

Anything that's a threat to my manhood is a threat to America, I'll certainly add teleporting antifa ninja assassins to my list though.

Whatever happened to that guy..

Seriously, it does kind of seem like our national discourse is dominated by white men who feel like their wangs are too little.

I kind of feel like Anonymous should stop interlacing frames of streaming content with cuckold sissy fetish stuff, but if they stop subliminally broadcasting it I'd have to go to malware infected sites to get it.

[Bombadil]

Anything that's a threat to my manhood is a threat to America, I'll certainly add teleporting antifa ninja assassins to my list though.

Whatever happened to that guy..

Seriously, it does kind of seem like our national discourse is dominated by white men who feel like their wangs are too little.

I kind of feel like Anonymous should stop interlacing frames of streaming content with cuckold sissy fetish stuff, but if they stop subliminally broadcasting it I'd have to go to malware infected sites to get it.

Why aren't teenage girls considered a threat cos if anything sends me into a state of complete nervousness it's a gaggle of teenage girls walking down the the street towards me.

[Gauthier]

Seriously, it does kind of seem like our national discourse is dominated by white men who feel like their wangs are too little.

I kind of feel like Anonymous should stop interlacing frames of streaming content with cuckold sissy fetish stuff, but if they stop subliminally broadcasting it I'd have to go to malware infected sites to get it.

Why aren't teenage girls considered a threat cos if anything sends me into a state of complete nervousness it's a gaggle of teenage girls walking down the the street towards me.

Mike Pence, is that you?

[Yagon]

Seriously, it does kind of seem like our national discourse is dominated by white men who feel like their wangs are too little.

I kind of feel like Anonymous should stop interlacing frames of streaming content with cuckold sissy fetish stuff, but if they stop subliminally broadcasting it I'd have to go to malware infected sites to get it.

Why aren't teenage girls considered a threat cos if anything sends me into a state of complete nervousness it's a gaggle of teenage girls walking down the the street towards me.

I assume anyone under the age of 40 is already absorbed into some facetwitmashgrinder fuckin' hive mind thing and should be regarded as pod people for most purposes.

[Senkaku]

forget law school i've found my true calling lol

[Yagon]

Why aren't teenage girls considered a threat cos if anything sends me into a state of complete nervousness it's a gaggle of teenage girls walking down the the street towards me.

Mike Pence, is that you?

He looks like he is concurrently shitting his pants while having his photo taken in his wiki photo.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Pence

[Yagon]

forget law school i've found my true calling lol

I think you can do both, although some State Bars may have language in their bylaws requiring you to not be an imaginary being.

[Bombadil]

Why aren't teenage girls considered a threat cos if anything sends me into a state of complete nervousness it's a gaggle of teenage girls walking down the the street towards me.

Mike Pence, is that you?

He's far too busy preparing for the role of presidency to be posting here.

[Yagon]

Mike Pence, is that you?

He's far too busy preparing for the role of presidency to be posting here.

So then we'll have the guy who's just a hyper-homophobic uber-religious White Christian Fundamentalist Ayatollah, but at least not a clearly raving fucking lunatic who caters to hyper-homophobic uber-religious White Christian Fundamentalists.

Progress. Yaaaaay.....

[The Corparation]

He's far too busy preparing for the role of presidency to be posting here.

So then we'll have the guy who's just a hyper-homophobic uber-religious White Christian Fundamentalist Ayatollah, but at least not a clearly raving fucking lunatic who caters to hyper-homophobic uber-religious White Christian Fundamentalists.

Progress. Yaaaaay.....

People may go after Trump for not immediately condemning Nazis but I can't be the only person here who thinks Mike Pence looks like an officer of the Waffen SS.

[Ifreann]

Don't look at me, my personal ninja teleporter plays "Surprise, motherfucker!" when I arrive somewhere.

[Lysset]

Unless Antifa got a hold of a Warframe somehow (unlikely), I highly doubt that they could even think about hiring cloaking, teleporting ninja assassins.