And let's not forget the worst of all.
The w***s.
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by Abserdia » Mon May 02, 2016 3:07 pm
by Gallade » Mon May 02, 2016 3:09 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:10 pm
Italios wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
We're going to have to dust our poetry skills and write in Iambic pentameter form. Use simile and all.
Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by The Serbian Empire » Mon May 02, 2016 3:10 pm
by Gallade » Mon May 02, 2016 3:11 pm
by The Serbian Empire » Mon May 02, 2016 3:11 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:12 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Capsland » Mon May 02, 2016 3:13 pm
by Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:13 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Italios wrote:Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"
Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.
Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.
The Serbian Empire wrote:
by Gallade » Mon May 02, 2016 3:14 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:14 pm
Italios wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.
Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.
Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:15 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Veceria » Mon May 02, 2016 3:17 pm
Hetalia Dakota 2 II wrote:I love all of you
Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.
DesAnges wrote:People don't deserve respect, they earn it.
FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.
Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.
by Idzequitch » Mon May 02, 2016 3:17 pm
Italios wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
We're going to have to dust our poetry skills and write in Iambic pentameter form. Use simile and all.
Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"
by Ethel mermania » Mon May 02, 2016 3:18 pm
by Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:19 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:20 pm
Italios wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"
"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Hetalia Dakota 2 II » Mon May 02, 2016 3:21 pm
by The Serbian Empire » Mon May 02, 2016 3:21 pm
Italios wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.
Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.
Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. Should see the doctor about my eye, though.The Serbian Empire wrote:
Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.
by Hurdegaryp » Mon May 02, 2016 3:22 pm
Idzequitch wrote:Italios wrote:Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"
She gazed back at him. His human fur blew gently in the wind. His eating orifice widened to reveal gleaming chewing implements. She laid her cognitive organ storage place against his firm object that pirates use for storing treasure and replied, "Oh Henry. This evening has been perfect. Shall we put our fleshy parts that help us pronounce the letter 'P' together?
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.
by Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:22 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Italios wrote:"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"
"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.
And this is why Pennedreadfuls are classics. This, right here, folks.
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