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Abserdia
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Postby Abserdia » Mon May 02, 2016 3:07 pm

Veceria wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:Pinky t*e :D
Abserdia wrote:The Kn*e.
The E*e.
The Armp*t.

Unf.

And let's not forget the worst of all.

The w***s.
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Postby Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:08 pm

Idzequitch wrote:
Veceria wrote:Unf.

I'm just gonna get the big one out of the way:
S*lar Pl*xus 8)

Your st*mach rivals that of Santa Claus :)
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:
Mujahidah wrote:
But you just said hitting your wife was acceptable

Very lightly.

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Gallade
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Postby Gallade » Mon May 02, 2016 3:09 pm

Uvula.

I'm not sorry.
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Postby Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:09 pm

Gallade wrote:Uvula.

I'm not sorry.

Uv*la, dammit.
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:
Mujahidah wrote:
But you just said hitting your wife was acceptable

Very lightly.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:10 pm

Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
We're going to have to dust our poetry skills and write in Iambic pentameter form. Use simile and all.

Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"


Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.
Last edited by Nanatsu no Tsuki on Mon May 02, 2016 3:10 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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The Serbian Empire
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon May 02, 2016 3:10 pm

Capsland wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Who is this Jenny Talia person?

The most immodest being to ever live. We don't speak her name here, lest we get reported for being too vulgar.

At this point, I feel like the sticky went so far that I consider this aftermath as the lasting aspect of what happened.
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Postby Gallade » Mon May 02, 2016 3:11 pm

Italios wrote:
Gallade wrote:Uvula.

I'm not sorry.

Uv*la, dammit.

*uuuuuuuvuuuuuuulaaaaaa
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon May 02, 2016 3:11 pm

Abserdia wrote:
Veceria wrote:Unf.

And let's not forget the worst of all.

The w***s.

The walls?
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:12 pm

Gallade wrote:
Italios wrote:Uv*la, dammit.

*uuuuuuuvuuuuuuulaaaaaa


Oh my stars, such sexiness I feel!
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Postby Capsland » Mon May 02, 2016 3:13 pm

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Abserdia wrote:And let's not forget the worst of all.

The w***s.

The walls?

The walls.
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Italios
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Postby Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:13 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"


Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.
The Serbian Empire wrote:     

Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:
Mujahidah wrote:
But you just said hitting your wife was acceptable

Very lightly.

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Postby Gallade » Mon May 02, 2016 3:14 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Gallade wrote:*uuuuuuuvuuuuuuulaaaaaa


Oh my stars, such sexiness I feel!

Not gonna lie. My uvula babe, pretty damn hung. ;)
|| Oh yeah, married to Trans. Great. || RIP Dyakovo. You were a true friend, you will be forever missed. ||

Français, en guerriers magnanimes, portez ou retenez vos coups! Épargnez ces tristes victimes à regret s'armant contre nous.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:14 pm

Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.


Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats֍Stop the slow loris illegal pet trade
Cat with internet access||Heartless, strawmanner, Truscum, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', flaming faggot and a d*ck. Kiss my paw?||No TGs
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Hetalia Dakota 2 II
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Postby Hetalia Dakota 2 II » Mon May 02, 2016 3:15 pm

I love all of you :P
Signatures are boring.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:15 pm

Gallade wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Oh my stars, such sexiness I feel!

Not gonna lie. My uvula babe, pretty damn hung. ;)


You, me, embrace. Now. Image
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats֍Stop the slow loris illegal pet trade
Cat with internet access||Heartless, strawmanner, Truscum, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', flaming faggot and a d*ck. Kiss my paw?||No TGs
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Veceria
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Postby Veceria » Mon May 02, 2016 3:17 pm

Hetalia Dakota 2 II wrote:I love all of you :P

Feeling's mutual I guess :P
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Zeth Rekia wrote:
Veceria wrote:I feel weird ... because this made me horny.

You making Zeno horny.

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Postby Idzequitch » Mon May 02, 2016 3:17 pm

Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
We're going to have to dust our poetry skills and write in Iambic pentameter form. Use simile and all.

Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"

She gazed back at him. His human fur blew gently in the wind. His eating orifice widened to reveal gleaming chewing implements. She laid her cognitive organ storage place against his firm object that pirates use for storing treasure and replied, "Oh Henry. This evening has been perfect. Shall we put our fleshy parts that help us pronounce the letter 'P' together?
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon May 02, 2016 3:18 pm

Gallade wrote:Uvula.

I'm not sorry.

It will behoove ya
To take care of your uvula
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Postby Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:19 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.


Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:
Mujahidah wrote:
But you just said hitting your wife was acceptable

Very lightly.

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Postby Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:20 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Gallade wrote:Not gonna lie. My uvula babe, pretty damn hung. ;)


You, me, embrace. Now. Image

Nana, I'm going to have to report you for posting pornographic gifs. I really will.
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:
Mujahidah wrote:
But you just said hitting your wife was acceptable

Very lightly.

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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Mon May 02, 2016 3:20 pm

Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Your name is Sarah from now on. Or until we forget, in 5 minutes. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.


And this is why Pennedreadfuls are classics. This, right here, folks.
Code name: Ratatouille Strychnine
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Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats֍Stop the slow loris illegal pet trade
Cat with internet access||Heartless, strawmanner, Truscum, ''transgendered non-binary kawaii Chan'', flaming faggot and a d*ck. Kiss my paw?||No TGs
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Postby Hetalia Dakota 2 II » Mon May 02, 2016 3:21 pm

I want to write smut now, I'm completely devoid of all knowledge or attachments towards it, should make it better and interesting.
Signatures are boring.
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The Serbian Empire
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon May 02, 2016 3:21 pm

Italios wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Craft it in Iambic pentameter, furball.

Thine freckled ball of flesh looketh of godliness
Her frame gloweth like radium
''Sarah'', sayeth I
Holding her furry bridges gently
''Your orbs, colored like diamonds
Are red...
Bitch, pink eye you haveth!''
And I ran.

Why thank you, but my name's not Sarah. :p Should see the doctor about my eye, though.
The Serbian Empire wrote:     

Oh, whatever about the cybering episode. It's always a little taboo to mention genitals, if I blurted out "DICKS!" at school people would stare at me. If you brought them up relating to sex or any other "inappropriate" context, I'm sure for someone, in their eyes, it would seem over PG-13 to them. I can almost guarantee this had nothing to do with recent events.

The recent events make people think everything is rule breaking.
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Postby Hurdegaryp » Mon May 02, 2016 3:22 pm

Idzequitch wrote:
Italios wrote:Her round, freckled ball of flesh looked like that of a goddess; her biggest organ that kept her body parts from falling out glowed beautifully in the moonlight. "Sarah," I said, taking hold of her fingered paw gently, "Your coloured orbs are like diamonds!"

She gazed back at him. His human fur blew gently in the wind. His eating orifice widened to reveal gleaming chewing implements. She laid her cognitive organ storage place against his firm object that pirates use for storing treasure and replied, "Oh Henry. This evening has been perfect. Shall we put our fleshy parts that help us pronounce the letter 'P' together?

Clearly there is going to be a mechanical attempt to check if genetic material is compatible, even though the result may remain inconclusive thanks to artificially manufactured membranes.
CVT Temp wrote:I mean, we can actually create a mathematical definition for evolution in terms of the evolutionary algorithm and then write code to deal with abstract instances of evolution, which basically equates to mathematical proof that evolution works. All that remains is to show that biological systems replicate in such a way as to satisfy the minimal criteria required for evolution to apply to them, something which has already been adequately shown time and again. At this point, we've pretty much proven that not only can evolution happen, it pretty much must happen since it's basically impossible to prevent it from happening.

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Postby Italios » Mon May 02, 2016 3:22 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Italios wrote:"But Sarah," I gasped, releasing her now slightly sweaty fingered paw. "We cannot do this! Someone will catch us making bodily contact, and will surely report us to Moderation!"

"Goodness no!" Sarah wailed, bringing out a hankie to wipe her snot-producing sneezer and dab at her luminous orbs swimming with tears. "My dear, how could I ever bear to be apart from your loving embrace! My red beating organ/muscle will surely crack in two!" And she erupted into a fit of sobbing.


And this is why Pennedreadfuls are classics. This, right here, folks.

"Miss Nana!" Sarah cried reproachfully. "How dare you interrupt our very deep and personal moment to insult our story! Begone, and run away on your little five-toed flippers or I'll hit you with my knuckled fist!"
El-Amin Caliphate wrote:
Mujahidah wrote:
But you just said hitting your wife was acceptable

Very lightly.

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