You are Guilty: Trial By Combat?

[Nazi Flower Power]

Where do you get these bizarre ideas about the US?

Midwest = people that grow corn

West = cowboys and stuff

If he was from a country that bordered us I'd be upset about his knowledge of American geography and culture but Canada's over in Europe or something.

I think the "Canada" where he lives is on the moon or something.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Midwest = people that grow corn

We mostly grow soy beans around here.

[Meryuma]

Nah, I'm a mediocre fencer.

But you do fence?

If you went up against Coster-Waldau in a death match who do you think would win?

I do fence. I started a beginner class in October and now I am the level where I regularly have bouts against the other students.

I have no clue as to your question because I don't know if he is trained in sport fencing (which is very different from stage combat; also GOT shows mostly longswords and not smallsword-based dueling weapons, Arya nonwithstanding).

OP wants puppy genocide therefore their opinion is invalid.

What?

[Nazi Flower Power]

Midwest = people that grow corn

We mostly grow soy beans around here.

Not both? When I was going to college in Iowa, we'd drive through a lot of farmland on the way there, and it seemed like most fields would alternate -- corn one year, soybeans the next.

[Infected Mushroom]

Interesting

I thought Midwesterners were mostly skilled at riding and shooting.

Er, most of the Midwest is former industrial areas and agriculture. In your familiar GoT terns, we're closer to the Reach than anything else. Farmers, laborers, masons, etc.

We're not cowboys.

I see...

I thought the Reach was in France

[Infected Mushroom]

But you do fence?

If you went up against Coster-Waldau in a death match who do you think would win?

I do fence. I started a beginner class in October and now I am the level where I regularly have bouts against the other students.

I have no clue as to your question because I don't know if he is trained in sport fencing (which is very different from stage combat; also GOT shows mostly longswords and not smallsword-based dueling weapons, Arya nonwithstanding).

I see...

[Pyke and the Iron Isles]

Yes, I think I'll take my chances with the real trial, as I don'[t know the first thing about sword fighting and I don't think an actor who does stage fighting counts for shit.

[Empire of Narnia]

I'd get glorious comrade Cheese to fight for me.

[Infected Mushroom]

I'd get glorious comrade Cheese to fight for me.

I've never heard of him.

Is he a skilled fighter?

[Empire of Narnia]

I'd get glorious comrade Cheese to fight for me.

I've never heard of him.

Is he a skilled fighter?

Chuck E. Cheese ain't nothing to fuck with. He's so strong he could bend steel beams. Chuck E. would obliterate any infidel easily.

[Infected Mushroom]

I've never heard of him.

Is he a skilled fighter?

Chuck E. Cheese ain't nothing to fuck with. He's so strong he could bend steel beams. Chuck E. would obliterate any infidel easily.

I see.

But I have a feeling the Governor's going to choose a Christian champion to represent Texas, given the state's historical Republican leanings.

[Dracoria]

On a side note, does anyone think a Game of Thrones actor showing up out of nowhere and pledging to fight to the death for you sounds like the early part of a bad fanfiction? I guess at least it's not someone from Twilight.

[Empire of Narnia]

Chuck E. Cheese ain't nothing to fuck with. He's so strong he could bend steel beams. Chuck E. would obliterate any infidel easily.

I see.

But I have a feeling the Governor's going to choose a Christian champion to represent Texas, given the state's historical Republican leanings.

That is a good point. I am still sure Chuck E. would emerge victorious though I don't think he would be willing to kill or seriously injure a Christian.

[Pyke and the Iron Isles]

On a side note, does anyone think a Game of Thrones actor showing up out of nowhere and pledging to fight to the death for you sounds like the early part of a bad fanfiction? I guess at least it's not someone from Twilight.

Only if he allows you to express your gratitude in "other ways" at the end.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I'd get glorious comrade Cheese to fight for me.

I've never heard of him.

Is he a skilled fighter?

Only if you count food poisoning as fighting.

[Infected Mushroom]

I see.

But I have a feeling the Governor's going to choose a Christian champion to represent Texas, given the state's historical Republican leanings.

That is a good point. I am still sure Chuck E. would emerge victorious though I don't think he would be willing to kill or seriously injure a Christian.

I see...

[Infected Mushroom]

On a side note, does anyone think a Game of Thrones actor showing up out of nowhere and pledging to fight to the death for you sounds like the early part of a bad fanfiction? I guess at least it's not someone from Twilight.

Only if he allows you to express your gratitude in "other ways" at the end.

His efforts are entirely motivated by a sense of honour and its entirely pro bono.

[Pyke and the Iron Isles]

Only if he allows you to express your gratitude in "other ways" at the end.

His efforts are entirely motivated by a sense of honour and its entirely pro bono.

Even when talking about the fictional character, not the actor, that is laughably false.

[Empire of Narnia]

His efforts are entirely motivated by a sense of honour and its entirely pro bono.

Even when talking about the fictional character, not the actor, that is laughably false.

Chuck would fight for his fans no matter what. He'd throw down the nerve gas at the cowards.

[Infected Mushroom]

His efforts are entirely motivated by a sense of honour and its entirely pro bono.

Even when talking about the fictional character, not the actor, that is laughably false.

in the OP, its the actor

he's the ''public defender'' of the trial by combat option for those who want representation in the fight but don't want to fight themselves (and can't afford anyone else)

[Empire of Narnia]

Even when talking about the fictional character, not the actor, that is laughably false.

in the OP, its the actor

he's the ''public defender'' of the trial by combat option for those who want representation in the fight but don't want to fight themselves (and can't afford anyone else)

Wouldn't their be other public defenders as well?

[Infected Mushroom]

in the OP, its the actor

he's the ''public defender'' of the trial by combat option for those who want representation in the fight but don't want to fight themselves (and can't afford anyone else)

Wouldn't their be other public defenders as well?

unfortunately, public defenders for a job where you could lose your life are all too rare

I'm afraid Coster-Waldau is the only one who'll do it for free. Unless you know some friends or family who really REALLY care about you.

[Empire of Narnia]

Wouldn't their be other public defenders as well?

unfortunately, public defenders for a job where you could lose your life are all too rare

I'm afraid Coster-Waldau is the only one who'll do it for free. Unless you know some friends or family who really REALLY care about you.

Chuck E. Cheese would fight for me and I would do the same for him. He knows I'm his biggest fan cause I always pray for him. I think lots more people than some random actor would be willing to fight to help the innocent.

[CTALNH]

Here is a question for the op.

Why?

[Infected Mushroom]

unfortunately, public defenders for a job where you could lose your life are all too rare

I'm afraid Coster-Waldau is the only one who'll do it for free. Unless you know some friends or family who really REALLY care about you.

Chuck E. Cheese would fight for me and I would do the same for him. He knows I'm his biggest fan cause I always pray for him. I think lots more people than some random actor would be willing to fight to help the innocent.

I see...