2016 NFL Offseason

[Idzequitch]

I'm telling you guys. Shaun Suisham. There would be no question of the Steelers letting him go if not for that injury that kept him out all last season.

SUISHAM IS A FREE AGENT!!!

On mah way to steal yo kicker! *Heads for Pittsburgh.*

Technically not yet. He's still competing with Boswell for the Steelers' job, but I expect Boswell to win.

[Ameriganastan]

I honestly think the Sanchize is a good idea.

HAHAHAHAHA!

No. It is the farthest thing from a good idea. God, this is gonna be worse than Tebow.

[Idzequitch]

I honestly think the Sanchize is a good idea.

HAHAHAHAHA!

No. It is the farthest thing from a good idea. God, this is gonna be worse than Tebow.

Seeing as Tebow ended up in the divisional round of the playoffs, yes, I would say that's a good bet.

[Luminesa]

I honestly think the Sanchize is a good idea.

HAHAHAHAHA!

No. It is the farthest thing from a good idea. God, this is gonna be worse than Tebow.

I thought you guys were gonna try and get Kap!

Good grief, you could have gotten Chase Daniels! He's a good QB, and ya'll completely passed him up!

[Outer Sparta]

HAHAHAHAHA!

No. It is the farthest thing from a good idea. God, this is gonna be worse than Tebow.

I thought you guys were gonna try and get Kap!

Good grief, you could have gotten Chase Daniels! He's a good QB, and ya'll completely passed him up!

Sanchez: butt fumble
Schaub: NFL record of most pick-sixes in a game, 4
Who had it better?

[Idzequitch]

I thought you guys were gonna try and get Kap!

Good grief, you could have gotten Chase Daniels! He's a good QB, and ya'll completely passed him up!

Sanchez: butt fumble
Schaub: NFL record of most pick-sixes in a game, 4
Who had it better?

Schaub at least had some decent seasons he can point at.
Sanchez rolled with it when the Jets had a good D, but doesn't really have any personal achievements to hang his hat on.

[Outer Sparta]

Sanchez: butt fumble
Schaub: NFL record of most pick-sixes in a game, 4
Who had it better?

Schaub at least had some decent seasons he can point at.
Sanchez rolled with it when the Jets had a good D, but doesn't really have any personal achievements to hang his hat on.

Schaub imploded in 2012, but was the Texans best quarterback ever. If Sanchez was on a team with a terrible defense, like the Browns, then he would definitely show up with no standout achievements.

[New Jerzylvania]

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MARK SANCHEZ!? WHY GOD!? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!?

We had to lose Anquon Boldin in 2013 after our latest trophy. Pats lost Revis after theirs last year. Now you lose a key player too. Seems like a pattern, eh?

[Tiami]

I love new polls.

RGIII visited the Jets today. He should sign there if the Jets fail to sign Fitzmagic to a deal soon.

[Maurepas]

I honestly think the Sanchize is a good idea.

HAHAHAHAHA!

No. It is the farthest thing from a good idea. God, this is gonna be worse than Tebow.

Oh, I'm not saying he's good by any means, but as cheap insurance? You could do worse, and remember he's potentially replacing a QB who, if we only judge by last season, was kind of terrible. I mean, I love me some Peyton Manning, how could I not when he's from down here? But I don't think his numbers last year are all that different than anyone middling at QB would've been. And Sanchez is nothing if not middling. I mean, would you rather Blaine Gabbert? You might think that's kind of random, but if we're talking about Kap then we have to mention the guy who showed Kap up last season. The line between the haves and the have-nots at QB is only going to grow as the current generation of elite QB starts to retire, and I'm just saying until a new guy emerges, a conditional pick in the seventh round of next year's draft for semi-competency isn't a bad deal.

[Outer Sparta]

I love new polls.

RGIII visited the Jets today. He should sign there if the Jets fail to sign Fitzmagic to a deal soon.

At least the Raiders have a quarterback in Derek Carr. They also have Khalil Mack, who is similar to Von Miller.
Raiders QB: check
Broncos QB: X
Raiders linebacker that rushes QBs: check
Broncos linebacker that rushes QBs: check
Raiders receiver: check
Broncos receiver: double check

The two teams have pieces, but the Raiders have a quarterback, where the Broncos don't. Hope Sanchez isn't their guy.

[Banija]

As a Lions fan, we had to suffer through Barry Sanders retiring young in 1999. I was 4 years old then, but I know never to mention that to an older Lions fan.

Now, I get to witness it myself with Calvin Johnson's retirement. This kills me on the inside.

[Outer Sparta]

As a Lions fan, we had to suffer through Barry Sanders retiring young in 1999. I was 4 years old then, but I know never to mention that to an older Lions fan.

Now, I get to witness it myself with Calvin Johnson's retirement. This kills me on the inside.

The Lions really need to get their shit together. Mr. Ford was a horrible owner for fifty years until he died in 2014.

[New Jerzylvania]

I love new polls.

RGIII visited the Jets today. He should sign there if the Jets fail to sign Fitzmagic to a deal soon.

At least the Raiders have a quarterback in Derek Carr. They also have Khalil Mack, who is similar to Von Miller.
Raiders QB: check
Broncos QB: X
Raiders linebacker that rushes QBs: check
Broncos linebacker that rushes QBs: check
Raiders receiver: check
Broncos receiver: double check

The two teams have pieces, but the Raiders have a quarterback, where the Broncos don't. Hope Sanchez isn't their guy.

Broncos = complete defense, which can win you a lot of games even if your QB is just a game manager, a la Trent Dilfer.

[Idzequitch]

At least the Raiders have a quarterback in Derek Carr. They also have Khalil Mack, who is similar to Von Miller.
Raiders QB: check
Broncos QB: X
Raiders linebacker that rushes QBs: check
Broncos linebacker that rushes QBs: check
Raiders receiver: check
Broncos receiver: double check

The two teams have pieces, but the Raiders have a quarterback, where the Broncos don't. Hope Sanchez isn't their guy.

Broncos = complete defense, which can win you a lot of games even if your QB is just a game manager, a la Trent Dilfer.

They don't even have anyone as good as Dilfer at present. And they lost Malik Jackson and Danny Trevathan. If they nab someone like Kaepernick or RGIII, then maybe they're contenders. With Sanchez, their best case scenario is a loss in the wild card round.

[Outer Sparta]

Broncos = complete defense, which can win you a lot of games even if your QB is just a game manager, a la Trent Dilfer.

They don't even have anyone as good as Dilfer at present. And they lost Malik Jackson and Danny Trevathan. If they nab someone like Kaepernick or RGIII, then maybe they're contenders. With Sanchez, their best case scenario is a loss in the wild card round.

Answer: get anybody at quarterback. Sanchez will have to have his defense bail him out to negate his poor showing and many turnovers. Even the best get tired and perform poorly, so a QB that is capable can do the trick. Not Sanchez.

[Indian Empire]

They don't even have anyone as good as Dilfer at present. And they lost Malik Jackson and Danny Trevathan. If they nab someone like Kaepernick or RGIII, then maybe they're contenders. With Sanchez, their best case scenario is a loss in the wild card round.

Answer: get anybody at quarterback. Sanchez will have to have his defense bail him out to negate his poor showing and many turnovers. Even the best get tired and perform poorly, so a QB that is capable can do the trick. Not Sanchez.

I don't really like Sanchez in Denver. A Better choice for them may be Connor Cook or Christian Hackenburg.

[Outer Sparta]

Answer: get anybody at quarterback. Sanchez will have to have his defense bail him out to negate his poor showing and many turnovers. Even the best get tired and perform poorly, so a QB that is capable can do the trick. Not Sanchez.

I don't really like Sanchez in Denver. A Better choice for them may be Connor Cook or Christian Hackenburg.

If they could draft somebody at the end of the first, then it'll do good for them.

[Idzequitch]

Answer: get anybody at quarterback. Sanchez will have to have his defense bail him out to negate his poor showing and many turnovers. Even the best get tired and perform poorly, so a QB that is capable can do the trick. Not Sanchez.

I don't really like Sanchez in Denver. A Better choice for them may be Connor Cook or Christian Hackenburg.

I really don't see why everyone seems to like Hackenburg. Seriously, the guy was not all that good in college. Unreliable at best. That guy has "bust" written all over him.

[Indian Empire]

I don't really like Sanchez in Denver. A Better choice for them may be Connor Cook or Christian Hackenburg.

I really don't see why everyone seems to like Hackenburg. Seriously, the guy was not all that good in college. Unreliable at best. That guy has "bust" written all over him.

He stunk in College because he virtually had No Offensive Line. He woulda done better if he actually had one.

[Idzequitch]

I really don't see why everyone seems to like Hackenburg. Seriously, the guy was not all that good in college. Unreliable at best. That guy has "bust" written all over him.

He stunk in College because he virtually had No Offensive Line. He woulda done better if he actually had one.

Maybe so, but there have been guys who dominated college ball, that were no good in the pros. Hackenburg was unimpressive in college ball. I'm just saying, "Let the buyer beware."

[Luminesa]

He stunk in College because he virtually had No Offensive Line. He woulda done better if he actually had one.

Maybe so, but there have been guys who dominated college ball, that were no good in the pros. Hackenburg was unimpressive in college ball. I'm just saying, "Let the buyer beware."

Maybe they're thinking just that: busts are often really good in college, but Hackenburg wasn't that great in college. So maybe that means he'll be really good in the NFL!

I mean, that's their logic. I'm not a fan of him, honestly I don't see the hype either, but we'll just have to see.

[New Jerzylvania]

They don't even have anyone as good as Dilfer at present. And they lost Malik Jackson and Danny Trevathan. If they nab someone like Kaepernick or RGIII, then maybe they're contenders. With Sanchez, their best case scenario is a loss in the wild card round.

Answer: get anybody at quarterback. Sanchez will have to have his defense bail him out to negate his poor showing and many turnovers. Even the best get tired and perform poorly, so a QB that is capable can do the trick. Not Sanchez.

No one likes him except his Mom.

[New Jerzylvania]

Broncos = complete defense, which can win you a lot of games even if your QB is just a game manager, a la Trent Dilfer.

They don't even have anyone as good as Dilfer at present. And they lost Malik Jackson and Danny Trevathan. If they nab someone like Kaepernick or RGIII, then maybe they're contenders. With Sanchez, their best case scenario is a loss in the wild card round.

Same goes for the Steelers without Martavius Bryant. Every year you lose somebody important because of violations of some sort. What's up with that?

[New Jerzylvania]

Eric Weddle chooses to sign with the Ravens over Cowboys and Steelers.

Sweet!