Adafdfadfasdf wrote:Jari Head wrote:Breweries and distilleries in Scotland don't have watch dogs, they have watch geese. A flock of geese can raise quite a racket so they make good security 'alarms'
Plus: Have you even been bitten by an enraged (and possibly intoxicated) goose? I don't recommend the experience.
Geese just don't give a fuck.