Sex, Contraceptives, Birth CRTL, All Bad

[Wamitoria]

1.5/10
Troll harder.

Surely it's worth a better score than that? It legitimately falls into the area of Poe's Law, and if it wasn't for this:

I vote troll, he named himself after a conservative pundit from GTA

I would have totally thought he was serious.

[Milks Empire]

The Victorian Age called; they want their attitudes and morality returned just the way you found them!

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Not even the Victorians were that prudish. I'd love to find a Victorian-era porn cache.

[Cilef]

0/10, troll better next time. Or not at all, actually, that'd be good.

[Scomagia]

1.5/10
Troll harder.

Surely it's worth a better score than that? It legitimately falls into the area of Poe's Law, and if it wasn't for this:

I vote troll, he named himself after a conservative pundit from GTA

I would have totally thought he was serious.

I actually think it deserves a lower score, I was just being generous. but, just for you, 3.0/10

[Desperate Measures]

The Victorian Age called; they want their attitudes and morality returned just the way you found them!

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Not even the Victorians were that prudish. I'd love to find a Victorian-era porn cache.

Eh. It's all ankles and elbows, really.

[Wamitoria]

The Victorian Age called; they want their attitudes and morality returned just the way you found them!

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Not even the Victorians were that prudish. I'd love to find a Victorian-era porn cache.

I've read Victorian porn. Needless to say, tastes sure have changed in the past 120 years.

[The Richard Bastion Republic]

Contraceptives, birth control, and having sex for pleasure are all bad.

Contraceptives and birth control is bad due to the fact that it slows population growth, and it creates and aging nation. Who would want to live in an elderly nation? Look at Japan. Furthermore, contraceptives cause men to spill their seeds.
Birth control is even worse, because it involves murdering an innocent, living, baby that has a soul, before it is even borne.
If you did't want to have a baby, then don't have sex! If you were raped, then it is not the baby's fault that you were raped, it is the raper's fault!

Another thing is that the purpose of sex is for procreation, not fun. If you are bored find another hobby besides sex. People should have sex to increase the population. With a higher population, businesses will grow because they will have more worker, and they won't have to raise wages so high. If businesses grow, then the economy will be improved. A higher population also leads to a larger, and more powerful military. The only sex act there should be is intercourse, because it is needed for the creation of baby's. Women do not need to have orgasms in order to have babies.

Masturbation is also a bad thing, because it cause people to see their genitals as toys for pleasure, and not for procreative purposes. Also, abstinence leads to a build up of hormones, and that creates an euphoric feeling; that's science, and it is nature's anti-depressant. Another problem these days is that women and men are overly concerned with the appearance of their genitals. Women are shaving, and some even get "reductions" and men are shaving down there.

There are a ton of ways to have fun besides sex, let sex be for procreation.

You do know that the Earth's current population cant be sustained without all our technology, and we're currently facing overpopulation? Right?

Oh wait, your that type of conservative who ignores science, carry on.

Earth still has a lot of land mass, but we may need to change our lifestyles to support the population, and develop better methods of changing our environment. Such as changing barren deserts and tundras into thriving farms and cities. When er run out of oil, we must use alternative transportation methods.
The world is not over populated.

[Dragoria]

I can already tell this won't end well.
I'll be enjoying watching everyone rip OP to shreds for being five kinds of backwards and wrong.
The year is 2012, we believe in logic and science now.

[Simon Cowell of the RR]

It's summertime, summertime sum-sum-summertime!

Your opinions are . . . interesting.
But, pray tell, how do you plan to enforce them?
Also, why do you get to make calls about what other people do in their bedrooms?

[Zonolia]

You sir, are either an excellent troll or a madman with a proverbial death wish.

I would applaud you but I'm too busy making popcorn.

No, he's Rick Santorum, duh...FROTHY!!!

[New Heathera]

Now, what exactly is the point of this thread? Are we supposed to share our views? Give our opinions on yours? Comment on how the O.P. could have been better at creating this thread? Please, we need answers.

[The better jesusland]

I could not agree more!
It has been shown that the increase in pre marital sex relates directly to drug use and violent crime.
This is why there was such a spike in the 1970s which as just after the free love concept of the hippies!
When people turn their back on the morals god gave them they descend into hedonistic and animal like urges where murder doesn't seem like a bad thing.

Well, what is a good fuck without a decent human sacrifice afterwards? I figured a religious person would realize that a sacrifice isn't murder.

Sacrifices are for heathens.
I understand that in the old testament they sacrificed rams but they were jews and they also killed the messiah.

[Noobubersland]

The Victorian Age called; they want their attitudes and morality returned just the way you found them!


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Hey! Vicky was actually quite fond of sex

[Katganistan]

The Victorian Age called; they want their attitudes and morality returned just the way you found them!

(Image)

Not even the Victorians were that prudish. I'd love to find a Victorian-era porn cache.

It's out there.

[Milks Empire]

Not even the Victorians were that prudish. I'd love to find a Victorian-era porn cache.

I've read Victorian porn. Needless to say, tastes sure have changed in the past 120 years.

I'm guessing it was really kinky?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Hmm? Sorry, I can hear you over the porn I am watching.

Hold on, let me pull up a chair! I can give a hand on your Dude Ranch.

You do know that the Earth's current population cant be sustained without all our technology, and we're currently facing overpopulation? Right?

Oh wait, your that type of conservative who ignores science, carry on.

Earth still has a lot of land mass, but we may need to change our lifestyles to support the population, and develop better methods of changing our environment. Such as changing barren deserts and tundras into thriving farms and cities. When er run out of oil, we must use alternative transportation methods.
The world is not over populated.

You are so incorrect it's not even funny.
Wait, wait, yes it is.
It still tickles.

[Indira]

Contraceptives, birth control, and having sex for pleasure are all bad.

Contraceptives and birth control is bad due to the fact that it slows population growth, and it creates and aging nation. Who would want to live in an elderly nation? Look at Japan. Furthermore, contraceptives cause men to spill their seeds.
Birth control is even worse, because it involves murdering an innocent, living, baby that has a soul, before it is even borne.
If you did't want to have a baby, then don't have sex! If you were raped, then it is not the baby's fault that you were raped, it is the raper's fault!

Another thing is that the purpose of sex is for procreation, not fun. If you are bored find another hobby besides sex. People should have sex to increase the population. With a higher population, businesses will grow because they will have more worker, and they won't have to raise wages so high. If businesses grow, then the economy will be improved. A higher population also leads to a larger, and more powerful military. The only sex act there should be is intercourse, because it is needed for the creation of baby's. Women do not need to have orgasms in order to have babies.

Masturbation is also a bad thing, because it cause people to see their genitals as toys for pleasure, and not for procreative purposes. Also, abstinence leads to a build up of hormones, and that creates an euphoric feeling; that's science, and it is nature's anti-depressant. Another problem these days is that women and men are overly concerned with the appearance of their genitals. Women are shaving, and some even get "reductions" and men are shaving down there.

There are a ton of ways to have fun besides sex, let sex be for procreation.

You do know that the Earth's current population cant be sustained without all our technology, and we're currently facing overpopulation? Right?

Oh wait, your that type of conservative who ignores science, carry on.

A case of stating the obvious;D

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

I've read Victorian porn. Needless to say, tastes sure have changed in the past 120 years.

I'm guessing it was really kinky?

Soooo kinky... The ankles, man... Jesus my penis couldn't take it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I almost thought you were serious.

And then you said "raper".

Raper is another word for rapist. Same thing.

Just because my beliefs are different from yours does NOT make me a troll.
Also, I'm NOT a troll this is what I believe in real life. A man should never go south on a woman, because that is ineffective at reproduction. What happened to the olden days when America, and Britain used to hold tightly to there values?
Why does one need to have sex, in order to have fun? Get a hobby.

The only thing that I do like the Japanese for is their use of abstinence, that might be the reason why they are so academically successful.

Moving on with my topic, another issue I'd like to address is MARRIAGE, because it is the only condition under which people should have sex. It is the godly way, and it provides a family for the raising of children. There should not be babies borne out of wedlock.

Your "godly ways" are your business. You can do whatever you want, I don't care. The question is, though; why do you care when others do what they want? No one is forcing you to partake in the activities that you decry. Why should you try and force them not to?

[Milks Empire]

Hmm? Sorry, I can hear you over the porn I am watching.

Hold on, let me pull up a chair! I can give a hand on your Dude Ranch.

Does that mean what I think it means?

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Well, what is a good fuck without a decent human sacrifice afterwards? I figured a religious person would realize that a sacrifice isn't murder.

Sacrifices are for heathens.
I understand that in the old testament they sacrificed rams but they were jews and they also killed the messiah.

Godwin in 5...4...3...2...

[Individuality-ness]

Raper is another word for rapist. Same thing.

Just because my beliefs are different from yours does NOT make me a troll.
Also, I'm NOT a troll this is what I believe in real life. A man should never go south on a woman, because that is ineffective at reproduction. What happened to the olden days when America, and Britain used to hold tightly to there values?
Why does one need to have sex, in order to have fun? Get a hobby.

The only thing that I do like the Japanese for is their use of abstinence, that might be the reason why they are so academically successful.

Moving on with my topic, another issue I'd like to address is MARRIAGE, because it is the only condition under which people should have sex. It is the godly way, and it provides a family for the raising of children. There should not be babies borne out of wedlock.

Your "godly ways" are your business. You can do whatever you want, I don't care. The question is, though; why do you care when others do what they want? No one is forcing you to partake in the activities that you decry. Why should you try and force them not to?

Because he wants to impose his prudishness upon us. I'm a pretty big prude, but even I don't give a damn about what people do in the comforts of their own bedrooms.

[Desperate Measures]

Well, what is a good fuck without a decent human sacrifice afterwards? I figured a religious person would realize that a sacrifice isn't murder.

Sacrifices are for heathens.
I understand that in the old testament they sacrificed rams but they were jews and they also killed the messiah.

I'm really trying to find a way to keep you talking but I'm stuck. I'm just amazed. I want more.

[Torcularis Septentrionalis]

Hold on, let me pull up a chair! I can give a hand on your Dude Ranch.

Does that mean what I think it means?

I am TS, of course it means what you think it means.
Being terrifyingly sexy is my job.

[Northwest Slobovia]

I'm guessing it was really kinky?

Soooo kinky... The ankles, man... Jesus my penis couldn't take it.

You named your penis Jesus? Well, I guess it does bring love and happiness to all who accept it...