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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:11 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:How about Minoriteeburg, Nana, Vlad, and Gren show up at her house with beer and sing "It's a Small World After All" over the credits?
You said random.

Steve Irwin (wearing the flayed skin of a crocodile) sings "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" to her, whilst the Blue Man Group preforms lewd sexual acts upon each other in the background.


And the last panel shows Charlie Sheen waking up, revealing that was all just a heroin induced hallucination.
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From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Lucent Dawn » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:13 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
How about Minoriteeburg, Nana, Vlad, and Gren show up at her house with beer and sing "It's a Small World After All" over the credits?
You said random.


Meh, she hates beer. Although replace it with something else, and it could work. Also think there needs to be some problem resolution in all of it.

Perhaps Zeno ends up finding out that the characters are just figments of her imagination, (the characters, who have, up to this point, been the most certain things in the story), and with such the characters seem to disappear from existence.

Time then passes, Zeno is in a state of trying to figure out what happened, but then, at the very end of the story, Zeno spots the characters (it would seem) walking in the streets, and is confused. Then, a big octopus brushes past her and whispers something in her ear.
With that, Zeno knows that what she's seeing is real, and that the characters haven't disappeared all along.
She makes some little comment, and then, Minoriteeburg, who turns out to be sitting somewhere near her, holds up a beer and says his catchphrase.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:13 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Steve Irwin (wearing the flayed skin of a crocodile) sings "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts" to her, whilst the Blue Man Group preforms lewd sexual acts upon each other in the background.


And the last panel shows Charlie Sheen waking up, revealing that was all just a heroin induced hallucination.


And then he discovers that he has, in fact, lost.
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Postby Deus in Machina » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:14 pm

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Deus in Machina wrote:The joke misogyny doesn't bother me. I just don't like to be defined by my sex. I'm okay with whatever pronouns you want to use, it's not a big deal, but I don't like being repeatedly reminded that the way I see myself will never match up to the way I am.

Is there something you'd prefer me to refer to you as?

I'm fine with being referred to as 'she' and 'her'. But don't tell me matter-of-factly that I'm a woman. And don't say things like this:
Have you ever seen a Japanese tentacle battle? They all end the same way. The girl (you, in this case) end up overwhelmed and 'overwhelmed' in every possible place and way, against your will. Yet oddly satisfied at the end.

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:16 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:And the last panel shows Charlie Sheen waking up, revealing that was all just a heroin induced hallucination.

And as he rolls over in his bed, relieved, Zeno is laying next to him, tossed and sleeping.

A marching band made of Mexican frankensteins comes out and plays an offkey version of "Bad Romance" whilst confetti made of human genitalia and jizz stained confetti fall from the ceiling.

Then, Tony Soprano wakes up, realising it was all just a dream, And as he rolls over in his bed, relieved, Zeno is laying next to him, tossed and sleeping.

A marching band made of Mexican frankensteins comes out and plays an offkey version of "Bad Romance" whilst confetti made of human genitalia and jizz stained confetti fall from the ceiling.

And as he swats a fly, he begins to say something, but the whole thing cuts to black in the middle of his sentence.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:18 pm

Deus in Machina wrote:I'm fine with being referred to as 'she' and 'her'. But don't tell me matter-of-factly that I'm a woman. And don't say things like this:
Have you ever seen a Japanese tentacle battle? They all end the same way. The girl (you, in this case) end up overwhelmed and 'overwhelmed' in every possible place and way, against your will. Yet oddly satisfied at the end.

Huh. I barely remember that. Alrighty then.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:18 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:And the last panel shows Charlie Sheen waking up, revealing that was all just a heroin induced hallucination.

And as he rolls over in his bed, relieved, Zeno is laying next to him, tossed and sleeping.

A marching band made of Mexican frankensteins comes out and plays an offkey version of "Bad Romance" whilst confetti made of human genitalia and jizz stained confetti fall from the ceiling.

Then, Tony Soprano wakes up, realising it was all just a dream, And as he rolls over in his bed, relieved, Zeno is laying next to him, tossed and sleeping.

A marching band made of Mexican frankensteins comes out and plays an offkey version of "Bad Romance" whilst confetti made of human genitalia and jizz stained confetti fall from the ceiling.

And as he swats a fly, he begins to say something, but the whole thing cuts to black in the middle of his sentence.


What the hell?!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:20 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:What the hell?!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby The free thinking few » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:21 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:What the hell?!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

ET's glowing finger.
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The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:21 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:What the hell?!

THEN WHO WAS PHONE?


Bob Barker.
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:22 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:THEN WHO WAS PHONE?


Bob Barker.


In Soviet Russia, the price is right bitch!
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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Postby The free thinking few » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:23 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:
Bob Barker.


In Soviet Russia, the price is right bitch!

i will give you $5 for russia if thats true :)
Zeth Rekia wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:23 pm

The free thinking few wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

ET's glowing finger.

ET used it for his career in glow-in-the-dark proctology.
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[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby The free thinking few » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:24 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:ET's glowing finger.

ET used it for his carreer in proctology.

and tectacle rape
Zeth Rekia wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:33 pm

M & M's taste better when you melt them into a spoon and mainline them.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sun Jul 31, 2011 1:59 pm

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I hate church.


Church can be fun sometimes. A lot of it is what you make of/from it. :hug:
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Postby The free thinking few » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:01 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I hate church.


Church can be fun sometimes. A lot of it is what you make of/from it. :hug:

Its a good place to nap so long as you dont snore *shrugs*
Zeth Rekia wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:09 pm

Herrebrugh wrote:That I can't stand the sound of people throwing up.

Zeno likes.

Zeno likes when they use it as burning acidic lube.

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Postby The free thinking few » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:10 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:That I can't stand the sound of people throwing up.

Zeno likes.

Zeno likes when they use it as burning acidic lube.

You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:
Zeth Rekia wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
Closer to the light
I'll show you my little tricks.

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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:17 pm

The free thinking few wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Zeno likes.

Zeno likes when they use it as burning acidic lube.

You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
Closer to the light
I'll show you my little tricks.
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:26 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
Closer to the light
I'll show you my little tricks.


*can't think of poetry on the spot like Zeno* :(
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Postby The free thinking few » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:27 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
Closer to the light
I'll show you my little tricks.

:clap:
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Zeth Rekia wrote:
The free thinking few wrote:You guys can never complain about my dirty mind as long as Zeno is around
:hug:

You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
Closer to the light
I'll show you my little tricks.

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Postby Lucent Dawn » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:11 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:
You're coming on strong
You're showing your kolour
Like a setting sun
Come a little closer
Closer to the light
I'll show you my little tricks.


*can't think of poetry on the spot like Zeno* :(

It's okay... :hug:
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Postby Brandenburg-Altmark » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:13 pm

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:14 pm

Lucent Dawn wrote:
Grenartia wrote:
*can't think of poetry on the spot like Zeno* :(

It's okay... :hug:
We all have strengths in different areas.


We are all varied
Like flowers in the meadow
Daisies, roses, sunflowers, and more
Though some are haried
Because of their petals, how low
For those who act like fools, I say just ignore
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.

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