What have you learned today? P6

[Indeos]

That I won't go to bed until I give my speech.
Also, that I need to get up my IC reply to an RP.
I'll give you all a glimpse of some random part of the post;

Splashing her face with warm water from the bathroom sink, Mirisike sighed. Looking at her reflection in the mirror, she could wearily see the bags under her eyes. Her eyes weighing heavily against her skull. Apparently, the delay in flight to Kylarnatia had affected her sleep. Exhaustion had set in, but still, she had to attend the funeral and hopefully, hold the private meeting with the new Tsarina, regarding the the current issues of the Dependancy and it's future.

You should change the second eyes. Too much repetition.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I now have my own personal gif. I feel hollow inside.

[Astrolinium]

The senate is aware of these things; the consul sees them; and yet this man lives. Lives! Aye, he comes even into the senate!

Hrm?

Gotta love me some Cicero at 1 in the morning.

Can I throw things at the seagulls?

Please.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Do: Swim. Build sandcastles.
Wear: Nothing.
Expect: Damn fucking seagulls.

Can I throw things at the seagulls?

No. They'll rape your eyes out.

[Indeos]

Do: Swim. Build sandcastles.
Wear: Nothing.
Expect: Damn fucking seagulls.

Can I throw things at the seagulls?

^Do this. If anyone complains about your lack of clothing, kick them in their genitals.

Sounds like fun.

Yes, yes you can.

[Tiami]

That I won't go to bed until I give my speech.
Also, that I need to get up my IC reply to an RP.
I'll give you all a glimpse of some random part of the post;

Splashing her face with warm water from the bathroom sink, Mirisike sighed. Looking at her reflection in the mirror, she could wearily see the bags under her eyes. Her eyes weighing heavily against her skull. Apparently, the delay in flight to Kylarnatia had affected her sleep. Exhaustion had set in, but still, she had to attend the funeral and hopefully, hold the private meeting with the new Tsarina, regarding the the current issues of the Dependancy and it's future.

You should change the second eyes. Too much repetition.

Fuck, that was from a my second to last edit. I'll give you the actual part from the near finished IC.

[Coffee Cakes]

If it's not pleasant, why do people treat it like it's fun, like a baseball game?

Some people like it. I prefer the beach in winter.

To each their own. o/

[Astrolinium]

That I won't go to bed until I give my speech.
Also, that I need to get up my IC reply to an RP.
I'll give you all a glimpse of some random part of the post;

Splashing her face with warm water from the bathroom sink, Mirisike sighed. Looking at her reflection in the mirror, she could wearily see the bags under her eyes. Her eyes weighing heavily against her skull. Apparently, the delay in flight to Kylarnatia had affected her sleep. Exhaustion had set in, but still, she had to attend the funeral and hopefully, hold the private meeting with the new Tsarina, regarding the the current issues of the Dependancy and it's future.

Aw. Tiami's awake.
Now I can't steal his thunder.

Aw, fuck that. We're having two speeches.

[Indeos]

Some people like it. I prefer the beach in winter.

To each their own. o/

I know the winter ocean better. It sounds odd, but I think it's in my blood because of how long my dad was on an icebreaker up north. The sea's in my blood no matter what.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That I won't go to bed until I give my speech.
Also, that I need to get up my IC reply to an RP.
I'll give you all a glimpse of some random part of the post;

Splashing her face with warm water from the bathroom sink, Mirisike sighed. Looking at her reflection in the mirror, she could wearily see the bags under her eyes. Her eyes weighing heavily against her skull. Apparently, the delay in flight to Kylarnatia had affected her sleep. Exhaustion had set in, but still, she had to attend the funeral and hopefully, hold the private meeting with the new Tsarina, regarding the the current issues of the Dependancy and it's future.

Aw. Tiami's awake.
Now I can't steal his thunder.

Aw, fuck that. We're having two speeches.

Make it three.

[Astrolinium]

To each their own. o/

I know the winter ocean better. It sounds odd, but I think it's in my blood because of how long my dad was on an icebreaker up north. The sea's in my blood no matter what.

I'd get that looked at by a doctor.

[Coffee Cakes]

Can I throw things at the seagulls?

Please.

No. They'll rape your eyes out.

Ouch... that seems awful...

Can I throw things at the seagulls?

Cool.

[Indeos]

I know the winter ocean better. It sounds odd, but I think it's in my blood because of how long my dad was on an icebreaker up north. The sea's in my blood no matter what.

I'd get that looked at by a doctor.

Meh. Keeps me from freezing in the winter.

[Tiami]

Aw. Tiami's awake.
Now I can't steal his thunder.

Aw, fuck that. We're having two speeches.

Make it three.

Fuck that, stop stealing mah thunder.

[Knoxcrest]

[Coffee Cakes]

Make it three.

Fuck that, stop stealing mah thunder.

I'll drink to that.
Chris should be the only speech-giver of this thread.

[Astrolinium]

That I have to go to bed now.

So I'm giving my speech now as a 2,995^th page speech. Tiami can keep his thunder.

Friends, Romans, Generalites, lend me your ears!
I come to speak in admiration of Tiami, not to denigrate him.
And so I say when, O What Have You Learned Today, do you mean to cease abusing our anuses? Do you not feel that your plans are detected? Oh, the times! Oh, the morals! The Moderation team is aware of these things; [Violet] sees them; and yet this thread lives! Lives! Aye, he comes even into General.
You ought, O thread, long ago to have been led to execution by command of the mods. That destruction which you have been long plotting against us ought to have already fallen on your own own.
But nay. Nay, you persisted! You fought against the tide of fap and ponies and off topicness! You fought against the picspam and attempts to move you into exile in far-off F7. So here's to you, What Have You Learned Today, on reaching 2995 pages. Here's to another 2,995 pages, and may we all take up the process of imbibition in recognition of this momentous occasion.
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty and so bear ourselves that if What Have You Learned Today and General last for thousands of years, men will say: "This was their finest hour."

[Tiami]

Fuck that, stop stealing mah thunder.

I'll drink to that.
Chris should be the only speech-giver of this thread.

Damn right, you are.

[Nationstatelandsville]

(Image)

No.

Fuck that, stop stealing mah thunder.

I'll drink to that.
Chris should be the only speech-giver of this thread.

Cakes has spoken!

[Lucent Dawn]

(Image)

That fast already?

[Nationstatelandsville]

(Image)

That fast already?

He's a picture machine. We should call him a "camera".

[Coffee Cakes]

I'll drink to that.
Chris should be the only speech-giver of this thread.

Damn right, you are.

I'll drink to that.

Cakes has spoken!

I'll drink to that, too.

[Knoxcrest]

[Nationstatelandsville]

(Image)

Yes, you should. That guys a dick.

[Knoxcrest]

That fast already?

He's a picture machine. We should call him a "camera".

Damn straight.