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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:26 am

The Black Plains wrote:Poor grammar makes it almost impossible for me to enjoy something that I'm reading.


I hear that tired old line so many times. Poor grammar makes it difficult for me to enjoy what you're reading. It makes is a tad difficult at times to understand, I will grant that point. Though, and this isn't to throw stones, I most often see the bad grammar coming from persons who've learned English as a secondary language. I don't blame them, however, like many around here seem to do. I blame their teachers, to a point. I also realize that English must seem exceptionally difficult to understand to a non-native speaker. Hell, most people who speak English natively still cannot understand the language.

I have encountered many a post in which the grammar seemed lacking. Despite the fact that it was tedious, I still found the work enjoyable. While the words are telling a story, your mind doesn't care about whether or not subject-verb agreement is correct. It couldn't care less if there is a comma splice or an errant apostrophe. The mind is able to take all of this curiously assembled information, sort it out, and generate the story with pictures in your mind.
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Postby The Kangaroo Republic » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:27 am

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What I mean, of course, is do they spit their objections at all and sundry, or do they swallow them, only to eventually explode. I can't imagine what else could be inferred from my question.

Oh, uhm...then I was, err...correct about what I thought you meant.
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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:28 am

Tekania wrote:
Chrinthanium wrote:I had a dream. That fragments and dangling participles"


If you wipe thoroughly afterwards you can avoid that.


I'm sorry. I forgot to get a new roll of grammar paper.
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Postby New Unsociety » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:28 am

New East Ireland wrote:
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Grammar to the people!

I prefer it when Grammar rules the people. Although, technically it is the one behind the Grammar that rules the people.


That's why the People must rule grammar-thus use whatever grammar they wish/it serves them better on each occasion,or even none at all.

So the People are self-governed in this aspect.
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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:30 am

New Unsociety wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I prefer it when Grammar rules the people. Although, technically it is the one behind the Grammar that rules the people.


That's why the People must rule grammar-thus use whatever grammar they wish/it serves them better on each occasion,or even none at all.

So the People are self-governed in this aspect.

You speak lies.

I demand that the Grammar Nazis rise up and fight against the oppressiveness of the Grammar Bolsheviks and the Grammar Jews! :p
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Postby Herrebrugh » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:31 am

New East Ireland wrote:
New Unsociety wrote:
That's why the People must rule grammar-thus use whatever grammar they wish/it serves them better on each occasion,or even none at all.

So the People are self-governed in this aspect.

You speak lies.

I demand that the Grammar Nazis rise up and fight against the oppressiveness of the Grammar Bolsheviks and the Grammar Jews! :p


Makes me wonder how good Hitler was at grammar.
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Postby New Lusitaniagrad » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:32 am

Tekania wrote:
New Lusitaniagrad wrote:Got no problem with incorrect grammar.


Who has no problem with incorrect grammar?


LoL.
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Postby Katganistan » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:33 am

Strebedia wrote:Grammar nazis are invariably as bigoted and ignorant as their historical namesakes. English, thank God, has no government institution to regulate how we should and should not speak. English grammar is our common heritage, it belongs to everyone of us to use in any way we see fit. There is so much more I'd like to say about this topic, but suffice it to say, Grammar Nazis do indeed suck!

Did someone correct you recently?

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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:34 am

New Lusitaniagrad wrote:
Tekania wrote:
Who has no problem with incorrect grammar?


LoL.

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Postby Make up your own mind » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:35 am

Super Pie Lords wrote:I wouldn't call myself a grammar nazi. Although I do dislike it when people can't use speak right in their native language [correctly], I don't scream at them like a maniac and persecute them for it. I just ask them why it's so hard for them to use correct grammar.


I think that expresses your meaning better.

Super Pie Lords wrote:I wouldn't call myself a grammar nazi. Although I do dislike it when people can't use, [or] speak right in, their native language, I don't scream at them like a maniac and persecute them for it. I just ask them why it's so hard for them to use correct grammar.


Alternatively, you could do this.

As regards the title, does anyone still put the extra period at the end of a sentence that ends with an ellipsis? People keep changing the rules....
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Postby Make up your own mind » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:37 am

New East Ireland wrote:
New Lusitaniagrad wrote:
LoL.

Who is laughing out loud?


I lol.
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Enadail wrote:I'm not understanding why we should compromise justice, liberty, and rights?

Because "mass chaos will ensue".

Sociobiology wrote:yes because such people always want to believe they have a clue about psychology, come to think of it everyone does, must be a fluke caused by wiring us to model other peoples brains in ours.

Literature is dead
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Postby Realisim » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:37 am

There are set grammatical rules in our language for a reason, don't be an idiot and wallow in grammatical mediocrity.
Don't mock those who posses a greater mastery of the English language than you, simply because you don't have a decent grasp on grammar and spelling.
Lean and use the grammatical rules, look intelligent, and you too can exude grammatical confidence.

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Postby The FTR » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:37 am

I try to use perfect grammar. However, I do not care what other people do.
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Postby Make up your own mind » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:40 am

Realisim wrote:There are set grammatical* rules in our language for a reason[.] [D]on't be an idiot and wallow in grammatical mediocrity. Don't mock those who posses a greater mastery of the English language than you, simply because you don't have a decent grasp on grammar and spelling. Lea[r]n and use the grammatical rules, look intelligent, and you too can exude grammatical confidence.

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Also your name is spelled wrong. Is it intentional?

*deleted an extra space

Edit: Oops, I missed one. Posses should be possess.
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Enadail wrote:I'm not understanding why we should compromise justice, liberty, and rights?

Because "mass chaos will ensue".

Sociobiology wrote:yes because such people always want to believe they have a clue about psychology, come to think of it everyone does, must be a fluke caused by wiring us to model other peoples brains in ours.

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Postby Herrebrugh » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:43 am

The FTR wrote:I try to use perfect grammar. However, I do not care what other people do.


You should have used but instead of however.
Uyt naem Zijner Majeſteyt Jozef III, bij de gratie Godts, Koningh der Herrebrugheylanden, Prins van Rheda, Heer van Jozefslandt, enz. enz. enz.
Im Namen Seiner Majeſtät Joſeph III., von Gottes Gnaden König der Herrenbrückinſeln, Prinz von Rheda, Herr von Josephsland etc. etc. etc.


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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:43 am

Oterro wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Er is helemaal niets mis met mijn Engels ;)


Heijt vit Niederlandisj meinig vaolij.


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Postby The FTR » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:45 am

Herrebrugh wrote:
The FTR wrote:I try to use perfect grammar. However, I do not care what other people do.


You should have used but instead of however.

Alright, I shall make a mental note of said notion. I have lived a lie my whole life, not being told the big difference of But and However. Now I see clearly. Thank you, Grammar Nazi.
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:45 am

Herrebrugh wrote:
The FTR wrote:I try to use perfect grammar. However, I do not care what other people do.


You should have used but instead of however.

You should have put "but" and "however" in quotes.
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Postby Katganistan » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:45 am

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Barrasso wrote: Hi im jake Barrasso i was born in Miami Florida I currently live in Farwell michigan I am 13 years old my gf's name is Makayla i wear a rolex it was my fathers before he passed away when i was 7 my favorite color is blue and favorite football team the Miami Dolphins my 5 remaining direct blood family is my mother her side of the family my nonna (Grandma in Italian) My uncle tom Barrasso and my other Uncle John Barrasso and my older brother who plays college foot ball Derek Barrasso i plan to either be a proffesional football player a polititian or Marine those are my only strong suits yet we would not know if i would make a good marine until i serve im Catholic my main Heritages are Italian then Irish then Dutch and french in that order i am a proud American i am also concidered rather popular throughout the school i atened

This is my recualar grammar wich is bashed on by grammar nazi's every day


I don't think it's grammar nazi's who complain about that. Just people want want to be able to...read things.

While we are on the subject, it is Grammar Nazis, not grammar nazi's.
Both words are capitalized because they are a proper name or title.
An apostrophe does not mean, "Look out world, here comes an 's'." It indicates a contraction such as "Nazi is" or a possessive, as in "The Grammar Nazi's favorite weapon is a Strunk and White."

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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:45 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:
You should have used but instead of however.

You should have put "but" and "however" in quotes.

You should have been commended for you actions.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:45 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:
Do you mean "Bèèèèèèèèèèèèèè"?


┐('~`)┌


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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:46 am

Sounds like Brother Love's Traveling Grammar Salvation Show in here all of a sudden.

Good grammar makes my ass twitch.

In other news, it matters not whether your grammar is correct--at least as far as NationStates. Simply because those of us with "average" or "below-average" understanding of grammar will still be able to enjoy your posts.

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Postby New East Ireland » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:47 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
┐('~`)┌


the cow goes shazoo

There should have been a punctuation at the end of your sentence, and quotation marks around "shazoo".
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Postby Robert Magoo » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:47 am

Make up your own mind wrote:Also your name is spelled wrong. Is it intentional?

It may be okay to mock people's grammar, but not their spelling. :lol:
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Postby Herrebrugh » Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:47 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:You should have put "but" and "however" in quotes.

You should have been commended for you actions.


You should have used "your" instead of "you".
Uyt naem Zijner Majeſteyt Jozef III, bij de gratie Godts, Koningh der Herrebrugheylanden, Prins van Rheda, Heer van Jozefslandt, enz. enz. enz.
Im Namen Seiner Majeſtät Joſeph III., von Gottes Gnaden König der Herrenbrückinſeln, Prinz von Rheda, Herr von Josephsland etc. etc. etc.


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