FBI memo on "aliens".

by **Hegstoria** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:06 pm

Hossaim wrote:Aliens are out there

There not coming here

If they know about us, they will probably lol at our stupidty

Or gaze in wonder at our genius (depending on how evolved they are)

You know, we aren't a stupid race. Sure we aren't as technologically advanced as a space fairing race, but that's a given. We are a very clever race that, with the exception of the dark ages, has experienced rapid technological, ideological, and cultural development over a rather short space of time. In less than 200 years we've gone from being primarily an agrarian society to a nuclear powered industrial powerhouse. In my opinion, if an alien species were to ever visit our planet they would at the very least be impressed with how far we've gone in such short periods of time.

As for the OP, I dunno how reputable the FBI's source is, but if it's true then I'm definitely excited. Of course then someone will come out and say it was a Soviet spy plane with midgets operating it.

by **Hydesland** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:11 pm

Apparently primitive radar equipment, which blasts out a simple frequency, is enough to bring down an alien saucer capable of interstellar flight. What utter nonsense.

by **Terra Australasia** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:11 pm

Hydesland wrote:Apparently primitive radar equipment, which blasts out a simple frequency, is enough to bring down an alien saucer capable of interstellar flight. What utter nonsense.

It was the ninety fifties. That was around the time they believed your economic policy determined whether you went to hell or heaven.

by **Hegstoria** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:13 pm

Terra Australasia wrote:
Hydesland wrote:Apparently primitive radar equipment, which blasts out a simple frequency, is enough to bring down an alien saucer capable of interstellar flight. What utter nonsense.

It was the ninety fifties. That was around the time they believed your economic policy determined whether you went to hell or heaven.

Better dead than RED!!!!! America, fuck yeah!

by **Hynerians** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:15 pm

Time to break out the tin foil hats. Don't want those aliens to read my mind.

by **Hegstoria** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:15 pm

Hynerians wrote:Time to break out the tin foil hats. Don't want those aliens to read my mind.

What if they already did?

by **Hynerians** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:16 pm

Hegstoria wrote:
Hynerians wrote:Time to break out the tin foil hats. Don't want those aliens to read my mind.

What if they already did?

Crap.

by **Great Nepal** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:17 pm

Hegstoria wrote:
Hossaim wrote:Aliens are out there

There not coming here

If they know about us, they will probably lol at our stupidty

Or gaze in wonder at our genius (depending on how evolved they are)

You know, we aren't a stupid race. Sure we aren't as technologically advanced as a space fairing race, but that's a given. We are a very clever race that, with the exception of the dark ages, has experienced rapid technological, ideological, and cultural development over a rather short space of time. In less than 200 years we've gone from being primarily an agrarian society to a nuclear powered industrial powerhouse. In my opinion, if an alien species were to ever visit our planet they would at the very least be impressed with how far we've gone in such short periods of time.

Imagine you met a species which has just started to farm and still rely on plants for cloths and live in caves... Would you consider them smart or stupid?

by **Israslovakahzerbajan** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:17 pm

In Homer Simpson's words:

"No I mean tentacle aliens, not leafblower aliens!"

by **Rusikstan** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:19 pm

Hegstoria wrote:
Hossaim wrote:Aliens are out there

There not coming here

If they know about us, they will probably lol at our stupidty

Or gaze in wonder at our genius (depending on how evolved they are)

You know, we aren't a stupid race. Sure we aren't as technologically advanced as a space fairing race, but that's a given. We are a very clever race that, with the exception of the dark ages, has experienced rapid technological, ideological, and cultural development over a rather short space of time. In less than 200 years we've gone from being primarily an agrarian society to a nuclear powered industrial powerhouse. In my opinion, if an alien species were to ever visit our planet they would at the very least be impressed with how far we've gone in such short periods of time.

As for the OP, I dunno how reputable the FBI's source is, but if it's true then I'm definitely excited. Of course then someone will come out and say it was a Soviet spy plane with midgets operating it.

Unless of course the aliens did it in half the time, and went to space travel in 200 years. In that case we might seem to be a terribly retarded species. No reason to be proud of something we can not yet scale to.

by **Impaleen** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:20 pm

Sounds like something out of a bad 50's movie:

"Were only 3 foot tall and wore clothes of a very fine metallic fabric"

by **Hynerians** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:21 pm

What if the aliens are already among us? Look at Michael Jackson for example.

by **Harata** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:27 pm

Hynerians wrote:What if the aliens are already among us? Look at Michael Jackson for example.

Well, Al Gore was born 9 months after the Roswell UFO incident...

by **Hynerians** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:28 pm

Harata wrote:
Hynerians wrote:What if the aliens are already among us? Look at Michael Jackson for example.

Well, Al Gore was born 9 months after the Roswell UFO incident...

Coincidence?

by **Rusikstan** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:33 pm

Hynerians wrote:
Harata wrote:
Well, Al Gore was born 9 months after the Roswell UFO incident...

Coincidence?

Perhaps not, but he did invent the internet so its not all bad, is it?

by **Harata** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:35 pm

Rusikstan wrote:
Hynerians wrote:
Coincidence?

Perhaps not, but he did invent the internet so its not all bad, is it?

I guess not, after all the internet did give us NSG, but on the other hand it gave us, well...NSG. Hmm...

by **Arkinesia** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:38 pm

Harata wrote:
Hynerians wrote:What if the aliens are already among us? Look at Michael Jackson for example.

Well, Al Gore was born 9 months after the Roswell UFO incident...

Lots of things make sense now.

by **Alevuss** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:38 pm

Rusikstan wrote:
Hynerians wrote:
Coincidence?

Perhaps not, but he did invent the internet so its not all bad, is it?

Pff. No he didn't. Tim Berners-Lee did.

by **The Corparation** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:42 pm

Arkinesia wrote:
Harata wrote:Well, Al Gore was born 9 months after the Roswell UFO incident...

Lots of things make sense now.

You are being shifted to the great quotes thread.

Harata wrote:
Rusikstan wrote:
Perhaps not, but he did invent the internet so its not all bad, is it?

I guess not, after all the internet did give us NSG, but on the other hand it gave us, well...NSG. Hmm...

Better example: Intenet gave us free porn, but on other hand it gave us weird Japanese fetish and hentai porn.

by **Vici Minerva** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:44 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Vici Minerva wrote:Meh... this is just validating what we already knew...

That people report stupid shit to the authorities?

No. It's just that the FBI are a bunch of lying bastards who KNEW Roswell was real....

by **Conserative Morality** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:46 pm

Vici Minerva wrote:No. It's just that the FBI are a bunch of lying bastards who KNEW Roswell was real....

Yes, and we never landed on the moon, and JFK was shot by a small army and his wife.

by **The Corparation** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:48 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Vici Minerva wrote:No. It's just that the FBI are a bunch of lying bastards who KNEW Roswell was real....

Yes, and we never landed on the moon, and JFK was shot by a small army and his wife.

You left out The Japanese building a working nuke, and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion

by **Vici Minerva** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:49 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Vici Minerva wrote:No. It's just that the FBI are a bunch of lying bastards who KNEW Roswell was real....

Yes, and we never landed on the moon, and JFK was shot by a small army and his wife.

Oh come on! I at least believe in those things....

Their probably was something in Roswell...

by **Arkinesia** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:17 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Arkinesia wrote:Lots of things make sense now.

You are being shifted to the great quotes thread.

Fuck yes.

by **Gauthier** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:01 pm

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