Kim Jong-il's OFFICIAL Views on NSG

[Sucrati]

Aw man, should've joined NOD when I had the chance. Why did I become the secretary general of the UN.

ATTENTION all GDI forces receiving this broadcast: we're fucked. Get back to Blue Zone A-1 immediately.

It is not too late. Contact your local Nod recruiting station to see how YOU can help bring Peace! Through! Power!

Any GDI Propaganda I mean Information regarding Kane past the Elecarts Fiasco, has been fabricated, we will ally with NOD to destroy Juche, as long as we don't get bombarded with Tiberium or Nuclear Warheads XD

[Arkinesia]

Kimmie would have had more Engrish.

MOAR ENGRISH

[The Rich Port]

Wait... Kim Jong-il knows NationStates exists?

I wonder what the odds are on that long shot...

[Neo Arcad]

Yeah? Well, I'm motherfucking Ban-Ki-Moon with an orbital kinetic strike weapon I borrowed from the US, and I'm going to track down your bunker through your IP and finally kill you.

[Syvorji]

Wait... Kim Jong-il knows NationStates exists?

I wonder what the odds are on that long shot...

Yes, I do. If I did not, I will not be here, ja? Ja.

[Vetalia]

Wait... Kim Jong-il knows NationStates exists?

I wonder what the odds are on that long shot...

What else does he have to do besides drink, feast, watch movies and dick around online?

[Freelanderness]

Kim Jong Il is pretty amazing, but Korea is no good at hockey... so I have to reject your claim.

[The Corparation]

Wait... Kim Jong-il knows NationStates exists?

I wonder what the odds are on that long shot...

What else does he have to do besides drink, feast, watch movies and dick around online?

Kidnap Japanese people to make him movies.

[Mussoliniopoli]

As Il Duce I demand the restoration of the Roman Empire and a declaration of war against the backwards and barbaric North Korean People. They starve? Let them eat mustard gas!

[Vetalia]

Kidnap Japanese people to make him movies.

Well, shit, I'd do that if I could...

[Mirkana]

So our factions are:
North Korea
South Korea
Fascist Italy
NSG Rebellion
Brotherhood of Nod

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

I, of course will win.

[Caninope]

I've spoken with Mussolini, he and I, Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, and by extension the great Republic of Turkey, have agreed to declare war on the DPRK.

The Turkish Brigade marches again to Korea!

Let Papa Jackson in on that. I can't wait for a good ole cavalry charge while we beat those darned British North Koreans.

[Sol Core Federation]

Glad to see some are still faithful to me.

(Image)

Kane! It is good to have you back once again, sir.

*Ahem* Preparations for the Brotherhood’s assault on North Korea are already underway. Diversionary campaigns to tie up GDI resources are being launched in North America and Europe. Any forces they send to assist the DPRK should be minimal.

*Turns around and zooms strategic map in on Chinese border with North Korea and then shifts to border with SK, shifts view to Pyongyang*

As we speak multiple Shadow Teams are being deployed into North Korean territory to sabotage their defenses and other critical locations. Several Shadow Teams have attempted to infiltrate Kim Jung-Il’s palace in Pyongyang, but the defenses were too tight. After that vector of attack failed I began shipping personnel to our bases in China and South Korea for a more conventional campaign against the DPRK.

Our forces should be prepared to launch the assault within seventy-two hours, and within forty-eight of the start of the campaign we should have full control of the country. Kim Jung-Il shall pay full price for his transgressions against the Brotherhood and yourself.

You already ascended to a higher plane of existence, why would you come back?

*Turns around and draws pistol* You die now for mentioning that… thing… in the presence of the Messiah, heretic. *Fires, returns pistol to holster and turns back to strategic map*

[Mirkana]

Glad to see some are still faithful to me.

(Image)

Kane! It is good to have you back once again, sir.

*Ahem* Preparations for the Brotherhood’s assault on North Korea are already underway. Diversionary campaigns to tie up GDI resources are already underway in North America and Europe are already being launched. Anything they send to assist the DPRK should be minimal.

*Turns around and zooms strategic map in on Chinese border with North Korea and shift to border with SK, shift view to Pyongyang*

As we speak multiple Shadow Teams are being deployed into North Korean territory to sabotage their defenses and other critical locations. Several Shadow Teams have attempted to infiltrate Kim Jung-Il’s palace in Pyongyang, but the defenses were too tight. After that vector of attack failed I began shipping personnel to our bases in China and South Korea for a more conventional campaign against the DPRK.

Our forces should be prepared to launch the assault within seventy-two hours, and within forty-eight we should have full control of the country. Kim Jung-Il shall pay full price for his transgressions against the Brotherhood and yourself.

You already ascended to a higher plane of existence, why would you come back?

*Turns around and draws pistol* You die now for mentioning that… thing… in the presence of the Messiah, heretic. *Fires, returns pistol to holster and turns back to strategic map*

Excellent work.

Also, if you can, see to it that Kim Jong-Il dies by Tiberium infection. He should experience the glory of Tiberium before he dies...

Though being stepped on by an Avatar will also do fine.

[Grandais]

So our factions are:
North Korea
South Korea
Fascist Italy
NSG Rebellion
Brotherhood of Nod

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

You forgot me.

[Mirkana]

So our factions are:
North Korea
South Korea
Fascist Italy
NSG Rebellion
Brotherhood of Nod

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

You forgot me.

*BLAM*

Did not.

[Risottia]

As a result, in conclusion, I hereby declare NS General (NSG) a province of North Korea and everyone who posts on NSG are hereby legal North Korean citizens.

You can't annex a political officer. Nu-nu-nu, malyj korejanec...

[Grandais]

You forgot me.

*BLAM*

Did not.

Arrgh, not again...! Curses. I will be reincarnated again by my pagan gods! Then we will see who is truly the master race! *dies*

[Allemande]

I am Charles de Gaulle.

Through my supreme magnificence, I now own this thread.

Begone, Korea-Boy.

[Retoa]

Yeah, and I am Osama Bin Laden. Get off NSG, infidels!

[Mirkana]

Just try to stop me.

[Syvorji]

:p Kim Jong Il is pretty amazing, but Korea is no good at hockey... so I have to reject your claim.

(Image)

Your demotivational poster just does nothing but amuse me. Try again, and see if you could get me to laugh inside my own palace.

[The Land of Frin]

Frin > Kim.

[Syvorji]

Frin > Kim.

No, it is Kim > Frin.

[Risottia]

Yeah, and I am Osama Bin Laden. Get off NSG, infidels!

*sends in the Desantniki*