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Final poll results

Poll ended at Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:30 am

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (USA)
15
11%
Kim Jong Il (DPRK)
37
26%
Aung San Suu Kyi (Burma-Myanmar)
35
25%
Julian Paul Assange (Australia)
19
13%
Silvio Berlusconi (Italy)
7
5%
Greg Mortenson (USA)
5
4%
Roméo Antonius Dallaire (Canada)
9
6%
the nuclear weapons (inanimate object; multinational)
15
11%
 
Total votes : 142
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Postby Shofercia » Sat Dec 11, 2010 1:11 pm

Why is Kim Jong Ill about to lead? Is Juche hacking NSG :P
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Postby Dingbu » Sat Dec 11, 2010 2:34 pm

Anagonia wrote:What happened to Chuck Norris D:

I KNOW!
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Postby Occupied Deutschland » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:44 pm

Obviously nuclear weapons should receive the prize for their role in drastically reducing the casualties of war the world over.
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Postby Syvorji » Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:29 pm

Shofercia wrote:Why is Kim Jong Ill about to lead? Is Juche hacking NSG :P

Because he is a liberating hero. Trust me, NSG led me into Juche, from a link to My Socialist Country. It made me get brainwashed. Viva la Juche!
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:27 pm

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Postby Velgrae » Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:54 pm

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Postby Vortiaganica » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:04 am

Yay Assange!

I would have voted for Earth, though. *pouts*
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Ex-Nation

Postby Tauist Syvorji » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:54 am

Go Juche Go! Either vote for Kim Jong-il, or be prepared to see the polls getting rigged!
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Postby Risottia » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:12 am

Tauist Syvorji wrote:Go Juche Go! Either vote for Kim Jong-il, or be prepared to see the polls getting rigged!

As if posting with a puppet wasn't already a dead giveaway.
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Postby Hydesland » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:16 am

Clearly NSG took the nominations and the poll seriously.
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Postby Volnotova » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:20 am

Kim Jong II for is efforts for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.

:lol:
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Postby Risottia » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:21 am

Hydesland wrote:Clearly NSG took the nominations and the poll seriously.

As usual.
It wouldn't be NSG if it weren't so serious.
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Postby Xenohumanity » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:30 pm

*smashes head against wall upon seeing poll*
Fucking damnit, NationStates.
I thought you were better than this.
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Postby Risottia » Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:40 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:*smashes head against wall upon seeing poll*
Fucking damnit, NationStates.
I thought you were better than this.

Those who voted Assange could still change their votes to Suu Kyi... ;)
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Postby Camicon » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:02 pm

Xenohumanity wrote:*smashes head against wall upon seeing poll*
Fucking damnit, NationStates.
I thought you were better than this.

The only legitimate candidates are Aung San Suu Kyi, Greg Mortenson, and Roméo Antonius Dallaire.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:05 pm

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Postby Sebytania » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:28 pm

Camicon wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote:*smashes head against wall upon seeing poll*
Fucking damnit, NationStates.
I thought you were better than this.

The only legitimate candidates are Aung San Suu Kyi, Greg Mortenson, and Roméo Antonius Dallaire.


Now that's strongly a matter of personal opinion. I think those joke nominations you mentioned should be removed. Matter of fact, the poll should only include the three proper nominees: Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Il. I mean, seriously, you want to nominate a convicted criminal, an American and a soldier from a country known for promoting drugs, prostitution and slavery? For a PEACE prize?
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Postby Risottia » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:56 pm

Sebytania wrote: Matter of fact, the poll should only include the three proper nominees: Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong Il.


Well, actually, given the original request of 5 nominations to pass to the poll phase, the "proper nominees" would have been:
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (USA): 9 nominations
Kim Jong Il (DPRK): 7 nominations
Aung San Suu Kyi (Burma-Myanmar): 5 nominations
Julian Paul Assange (Australia): 5 nominations
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Mike the Progressive
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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:59 pm

Dear Aqua Buddha,

Please let Chuck Norris win.

Yours Truly,

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Shofercia
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Postby Shofercia » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:20 pm

Camicon wrote:
Xenohumanity wrote:*smashes head against wall upon seeing poll*
Fucking damnit, NationStates.
I thought you were better than this.

The only legitimate candidates are Aung San Suu Kyi, Greg Mortenson, and Roméo Antonius Dallaire.


I don't think the Mortenson nomination was serious :P


Oh damn - Ris is going to be making an award thread for Kim John Il :rofl:

Time to break out the Juche > Chuck Norris jokes.
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Postby The Archregimancy » Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:12 am

What worries me about this thread is the possibility that the DPRK news agency will pick up on this as a genuine award for the Dear Leader - if he wins.

Might be worth monitoring those DPRK news feeds from Japan.
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Sebytania
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Postby Sebytania » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:03 am

The Archregimancy wrote:What worries me about this thread is the possibility that the DPRK news agency will pick up on this as a genuine award for the Dear Leader - if he wins.

Might be worth monitoring those DPRK news feeds from Japan.


I guess CIA will have two Aussies they want to ship to Guantanamo then.

But other than that, the results might actually be pretty good. The Dear Leader might chill out a bit.
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Vortiaganica
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Postby Vortiaganica » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:08 am

The Archregimancy wrote:What worries me about this thread is the possibility that the DPRK news agency will pick up on this as a genuine award for the Dear Leader - if he wins.

Might be worth monitoring those DPRK news feeds from Japan.


Why does that worry you?

Not only will NS become INTERNATIONALLY RENOWNED FOR PRESENTING A SATIRICAL PEACE PRICE TO KIM JONG IL,

WE CAN ALSO FLAUNT THE FACT THAT THE UN SENT US A CEASE AND DESIST!

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Postby Charlotte Ryberg » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:52 am

The Archregimancy wrote:What worries me about this thread is the possibility that the DPRK news agency will pick up on this as a genuine award for the Dear Leader - if he wins.

Might be worth monitoring those DPRK news feeds from Japan.

However I am willing to request Risottia to disqualify Kim Jong Il on the grounds of human rights violations. In addition, I wish to contest that North Korea is not one of the safest countries to go on holiday to, because saying anything actually puts a tourist at risk of expulsion or even imprisonment. In addition it is unpredictable as to how willing Kim is going to unleash nuclear weapons. The recent events prove it so.

Hereby with the arguments stated I request the disqualification of Kim Jong Il from the NSG Peace Prize.
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Anagonia
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Postby Anagonia » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:55 am

I am going to laugh so hard if Kim Jong Il wins and that's in the news. I will literally DIE laughing.
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