Pick Up Lines

[Sarzonia]

One that might work on a fellow Stevie Nicks fanatic: "Just like 'Rhiannon', I'll make you ring like a bell through the night."

[Skyopolis]

dont knwo if its been posted but

"i bit my lip can you kiss it better>"

[The Cold Place]

"If you were a Pokemon, I'd catch you first."

I actually used that.

Lol: Did it work?

That is the funniest one i have ever heard.

[Heaven Hieghts]

Umm...

"Hi, my name is milk, and I'll do your body good."

This would have been funny if Milks Empire had posted it...

I was just thinking that. How creepy.

[Almajoya]

"Hey baby, want a cigar?"

I see what you did there.

[Heaven Hieghts]

"Hey baby, want a cigar?"

That sounds like a really irritating guy that I know that swear on my life is a serial rapist. Im not kidding, that guy pisses me off to no end. He's always smoking cigars and every time I smell one now Im like "Oh shit..." And start looking around all suspicious like then dart into the shadows like Ninja Obama.

[Barzan]

"Hey baby, want a cigar?"

That sounds like a really irritating guy that I know that swear on my life is a serial rapist. Im not kidding, that guy pisses me off to no end. He's always smoking cigars and every time I smell one now Im like "Oh shit..." And start looking around all suspicious like then dart into the shadows like Ninja Obama.

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

[Almajoya]

Ninja Obama

*rofls some more*

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

I got it, may I have a cigar cookie?

[Heaven Hieghts]

"Hey baby, want a cigar?"

That sounds like a really irritating guy that I know that swear on my life is a serial rapist. Im not kidding, that guy pisses me off to no end. He's always smoking cigars and every time I smell one now Im like "Oh shit..." And start looking around all suspicious like then dart into the shadows like Ninja Obama.

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

I do... You dont understand... This guy... I dont even know how put it he's so disturbing, like he would mean it in that way. I am not kidding, that guy's just gross... Its like he'll hit on you and then if you dont agree to fuck him he'll rape you. Believe me, I know this from experience. (No, I didnt get raped)

[Allbeama]

"Hey baby, want a cigar?"

That sounds like a really irritating guy that I know that swear on my life is a serial rapist. Im not kidding, that guy pisses me off to no end. He's always smoking cigars and every time I smell one now Im like "Oh shit..." And start looking around all suspicious like then dart into the shadows like Ninja Obama.

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

I do... You dont understand... This guy... I dont even know how put it he's so disturbing, like he would mean it in that way. I am not kidding, that guy's just gross... Its like he'll hit on you and then if you dont agree to fuck him he'll rape you. Believe me, I know this from experience. (No, I didnt get raped)

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

[Almajoya]

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I did not think of this.
*takes notes*

[Mad hatters in jeans]

I would very much like to impress upon you my collection of burnt insects...
sorta depends who you talk too, if the woman guy is a looking for a partner then it becomes easier to talk them up. Tip try not to do so while drinking heavily.

[Heaven Hieghts]

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I did not think of this.
*takes notes*

Or hire somebody to offer him a blow job then have her bite his dick off. Bweeh hehehehehehehe. Ive thought about this long and hard believe me. Ah! Revenge is sweet.

[Barzan]

Ninja Obama

*rofls some more*

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

I got it, may I have a cigar cookie?

You may have both.

"Hey baby, want a cigar?"

That sounds like a really irritating guy that I know that swear on my life is a serial rapist. Im not kidding, that guy pisses me off to no end. He's always smoking cigars and every time I smell one now Im like "Oh shit..." And start looking around all suspicious like then dart into the shadows like Ninja Obama.

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

I do... You dont understand... This guy... I dont even know how put it he's so disturbing, like he would mean it in that way. I am not kidding, that guy's just gross... Its like he'll hit on you and then if you dont agree to fuck him he'll rape you. Believe me, I know this from experience. (No, I didnt get raped)

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

[Heaven Hieghts]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

[Barzan]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

Yes, because I heard about this thing called S&M on the interwebz. That, and I've watched Law & Order SUV before...

[Heaven Hieghts]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

Yes, because I heard about this thing called S&M on the interwebz. That, and I've watched Law & Order SUV before...

I hate that show... Its SOOOO cheezy. Cheddar to the maximum Im not kidding. Or maybe Swiss...? *Scrubs chin*

[Tunizcha]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

SUV

ಠ_ಠ

[Heaven Hieghts]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

SUV

ಠ_ಠ

*Backs away very slowly*

[Barzan]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

SUV

ಠ_ಠ

That face is funny. Why'd you make it at me?

[Neu California]

Law & Order SUV

Begins work on idea...

[Tunizcha]

If you didn't get it, the actual title is Law and Order SVU. What you described is basically a show where big, bulky cars get murdered.

[Allbeama]

I dunno, some weirdos are into shit like that though...

You would know...?

If anyone would its Barzan or Galloism.

[Almajoya]

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I did not think of this.
*takes notes*

Or hire somebody to offer him a blow job then have her bite his dick off. Bweeh hehehehehehehe. Ive thought about this long and hard believe me. Ah! Revenge is sweet.

O_o

Ninja Obama

*rofls some more*

Ouch. I guess you didn't get the joke.

I got it, may I have a cigar cookie?

You may have both.

*insert really dirty Oliver Twist comment here*

[Heaven Hieghts]

Tell him yes and pull out knife and say "I have to cut the end off first." He might think you're to psychotic to rape.

I did not think of this.
*takes notes*

Or hire somebody to offer him a blow job then have her bite his dick off. Bweeh hehehehehehehe. Ive thought about this long and hard believe me. Ah! Revenge is sweet.

O_o

What? You piss off the Kim you pay in full.