The Social Attitude Test

[Soselo]

The world would be a better place if everyone would respect one another.

Raise your hand if you think the world would be a much better place if everyone hated each other.

[Victor Siege]

Raise your hand if you think the world would be a much better place if everyone hated each other.

Put your hand down, jerk.

I hope we're all joking.

[Aurulie]

Progressivism 75
Socialism 100
Tenderness 56.25

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted realistic egalitarian with a firmly established worldview.

[Pan-America under the United States]

Progressivism 65
Socialism 18.75
Tenderness 28.125

Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have an indifferent and uncompassionate attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible principled centrist with few strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

[Arlenton]

Political Values

Progressivism 25
Socialism 0
Tenderness 53.125

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a field hockey coach. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a traditionalist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with many strong convictions.

Seems pretty accurate

[Right-Wing Anarchy of Egoism]

Progressivism 90
Socialism 25
Tenderness 37.5

Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a cold-hearted principled egalitarian with a firmly established worldview.

I'm not surprised.

[Arumba]

Progressivism 22.5
Socialism 18.75
Tenderness 46.875


Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a traditionalist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible realistic centrist with few strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting

Considering that I had to google some things, this is pretty accurate. Though I'm more to the right.

[Atelia]

Progressivism 30
Socialism 81.25
Tenderness 31.25

Your test scores indicate that you are a tough minded conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer. It appears that you are tolerant towards religion, and have an indifferent and uncompassionate attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a militarist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a cold hearted realistic centrist with several strong convictions.

Sounds about right.

[Vazdaria]

http://slackhalla.org/~demise/test/socialattitude.php

This is a nice little test I found. It's a bit different than the four-square test we all use.
If you're up for it, post the results and following text here in a box so we can all judge each other.

Progressivism 87.5
Socialism 43.75
Tenderness 40.625

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist.
It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist.
Combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with several strong convictions.

Progressivism 55
Socialism 0
Tenderness 96.875

Not sure this test is accurate....except say...on socialism

[Cyllea]

Progressivism 47.5
Socialism 68.75
Tenderness 46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded cultural centrist; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are tolerant towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a social democrat.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible realistic egalitarian with few strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

[The Holy Dominion of Inesea]

Progressivism 62.5
Socialism 31.25
Tenderness 62.5

Your test scores indicate that you are a tender-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a protective parent. It appears that you are tolerant towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

[New Grestin]

Progressivism: 90
Socialism: 43.75
Tenderness: 46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear neither committedly capitalist nor socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a liberal.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible radical egalitarian with an established worldview.

Huh, neat. I apparently share a political profile with a journalist.

[Herargon]

Progressivism 75
Socialism 100
Tenderness 56.25

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted realistic egalitarian with a firmly established worldview.

Dat Socialism

EDIT: Just tried to make the mechanism think I'm communist. And I've succeeded with it! (I actually tried to make everything 100, and then everything 0)

Progressivism 70
Socialism 100
Tenderness 43.75

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising pascifistic egalitarian with a firmly established worldview.

Now I'm trying to let the mechanism think I'm fascist.. Just curious. I'm not that IRL, but I'm very curious and want to know how this mechanism does work.

EDIT 2.0

Didn't succeed. However, the progressivism can be increasingly low:

Progressivism 5
Socialism 62.5
Tenderness 56.25

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a field hockey coach. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a patriot.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a cold-hearted idealistic hereditarian with a firmly established worldview.

I'll try to get it as far-right as it can go.

Turns out that if you change one thing from 'Disagree Strongly' all the way to 'Agree Strongly' -or vice versa -, it will change with 12.5 points.

[Escasia]

Progressivism 92.5
Socialism 100
Tenderness 34.375

Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a cold-hearted radical egalitarian with a firmly established worldview.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

I've done it before a year or two ago but thought I'd retake it and see what I get.

My "tenderness" went down quite a lot apparently, not sure what I answered differently though

[Sefard]

Progressivism 40
Socialism 75
Tenderness 68.75

Your test scores indicate that you are a tender-minded cultural centrist; this is the political profile one might associate with a protective parent. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a militarist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a sensible principled centrist with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

More or less correct.

[Pagan Hungary]

From a few months ago:

I reckon I did fairly well.

[Herastadt]

Political Values

Progressivism: 92.5
Socialism: 25
Tenderness: 46.875

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a kind-hearted radical egalitarian with many strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

I was sorta expecting this to be the result. I don't think I agree with the whole 'radical' deal, but eh.

[European Socialist Republic]

Political Values

Progressivism 100
Socialism 100
Tenderness 56.25

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a university professor. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate idealistic egalitarian with an established worldview.

Woohoo! Maximum on the first two scores!
Seems about right.

[Sebtopiaris]

Progressivism- 90
Socialism- 93.75
Tenderness- 43.75

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a generally optimistic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear communist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate radical egalitarian with many strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Fair enough. Kinda frightening that two of my friends took this test along with me, and they both got about 50 for socialism, but meh, it's to be expected.

[Leasath]

I rather love these sorts of tests.

Progressivism 87.5
Socialism 81.25
Tenderness 50

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are skeptical towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear socialist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a humanist.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a considerate principled egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.

Nothing I really didn't know prior, but interesting all the same.

[Davinhia]

Progressivism 12.5
Socialism 25
Tenderness 40.625

Your test scores indicate that you are an open-minded ultra-conservative; this is the political profile one might associate with a police officer. It appears that you are accepting of religion, and have a pragmatic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a paleoconservative.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising realistic centrist with a firmly established worldview.

eh, wouldn' educate myself as "ultra conservative." Other than that, it's good

[Kumuri]

I'm so glad to see so many 100's in socialism.

[United Solopsists]

Political Values


Progressivism 82.5
Socialism 12.5
Tenderness 28.125


Your test scores indicate that you are a tough-minded ultra-progressive; this is the political profile one might associate with a journalist. It appears that you are distrustful towards religion, and have a balanced attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as a libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a uncompromising realistic egalitarian with several strong convictions.

This concludes our analysis; we hope you found your results accurate, useful, and interesting.


I am so NOT egalitarian.

[Conigsberg]

Radicalism 55.5
Socialism 0
Tenderness 18.75



These scores indicate that you are a very tough-minded moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a devoted eugenicist with several strong opinions.

I am so NOT egalitarian.

It's kind of sad to see so many egalitarian scores

[United Solopsists]

Radicalism 55.5
Socialism 0
Tenderness 18.75



These scores indicate that you are a very tough-minded moderate; this is the political profile one might associate with a jaded materialist. It appears that you are cynical towards religion, and have a suspicious and unsympathetic attitude towards humanity in general.

Your attitudes towards economics appear laissez-faire capitalist, and combined with your social attitudes this creates the picture of someone who would generally be described as libertarian.

To round out the picture you appear to be, political preference aside, a devoted eugenicist with several strong opinions.

I am so NOT egalitarian.

It's kind of sad to see so many egalitarian scores

You so silly.