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Engadine Mcdonalds 1997
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Posts: 326
Founded: Jan 21, 2021
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Engadine Mcdonalds 1997 » Mon Feb 15, 2021 11:53 pm

-Turns out there was only one REAL main protagonist the whole time

-You end up getting enough radiation poisoning that the power of not being a jerk saves you and you live happily ever after

-Literally no-one knows which is the real person and which is a clone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXtq4a8829g&t=1s

"I’ll tell you about the Greens. You know what the Greens are? They are a bunch of opportunists and trots hiding behind a gum tree trying to pretend they’re the Labor Party"- Paul Keating

"When you look back on these last days, you will realize that all you've built was a tomb"- Escharum

Proud anti-ideologist and chief architect of Jordan Shanks Thought
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Crysuko
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Posts: 7453
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:55 pm

They're going to nuke everyone the moment they get the chance.
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs
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Lorrana
Diplomat
 
Posts: 529
Founded: Dec 16, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Lorrana » Tue Feb 16, 2021 1:59 pm

Nooooo please stop being sus
NS Stats are sometimes right, but sometimes wrong. TG me if you have questions, but the most important thing to know is that Lorrana is capitalist, even though the stats show otherwise
News Headlines: Year of civil unrest in Lorrana is officially over; Worldvision Song Contest takes place in Valletta
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Shunmyo KK
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Posts: 20
Founded: Feb 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Shunmyo KK » Tue Feb 16, 2021 3:14 pm

Crysuko wrote:They're going to nuke everyone the moment they get the chance.

S T R E N G
G E H E I M
THERE IS ONLY SUFFERING UNDER THE BLACK SUN

...Ahem.


It turns out when you kill the giant monster, you better make sure the giant monster's dead.
Set in a somewhat anachronistic 198X. Disregard any and all posts before June of 2021.
A Japan with a lost generation ruled by a corrupt corporatocracy in a world where nobody won the Cold War.
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Silvedania
Minister
 
Posts: 3161
Founded: Apr 17, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Silvedania » Wed Feb 17, 2021 2:55 pm

What is this thread? Also, Johnny Depp was Grindewald the whole time.
Silvedania, the majestic nation.
NS Stats are mostly accurate except for a few things, like this nation is capitalist and the death penalty isn't in effect

News:All trade with Crabaiaia and Pikala has stopped as diplomats meet in Trenaka.  Silvedanians are confused by Quentin Tarantulatino's new film, Seasonal Snackbox(This is a Bojack Horseman reference.) Weird song goes viral for making no sense.

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Adab
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Posts: 7182
Founded: May 28, 2014
Democratic Socialists

Postby Adab » Fri Feb 19, 2021 9:45 am

Running back and forth across the country gets tiring after a while.
Male, 23, Indonesian

Major partner in free association with Faraby (that's my puppet/secondary nation IRL).

Factbook

Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.
-Muhammad Ali
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Dusendord
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Posts: 41
Founded: Jun 23, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Dusendord » Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:26 am

Car doesn't start
The Kingdom of Dusendord is a constitutional monarchy with a frighteningly efficient economy and high levels of human development. Dusendord follows the Nordic Model of governance.
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Sword Island
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Posts: 410
Founded: Dec 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sword Island » Mon Feb 22, 2021 10:57 am

You accidentally helped yourself save the world before you realized you had to

Another 'spoiler'
The thing that's in the box is a slip of paper with the name of the city where the movie takes place written down on it. That's what's in there. That's why John Doe had the upper hand.
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"Why do you care what people think?
Are you hooked up to their leash?
You know anklebiters
Ate up your personality"- Paramore

Song of the Day: Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Album of the Day: brand new eyes- Paramore
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The Remote Islands
Diplomat
 
Posts: 586
Founded: Apr 12, 2006
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Remote Islands » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:23 am

Valentine Z wrote:- You are an unwitting agent that nearly gave the true villain the key to the dying underwater world.


Archimedean Dynasty?

Valentine Z wrote:
- A muscular Governor of California went ham on 100+ private army troops to save her daughter.


"Remember when I told you I'd kill you last? I lied."

Valentine Z wrote:
- Everyone dies.


Man, that's just real life.

Here's mine: one of your enemies is the reanimated corpse of Czechoslovakian communist president Klement Gottwald on spider legs.
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Groucho Marxist. Long live the Islands, except when they don't.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Usually when I do a hit of acid or coke, I avoid NS. But you didn't. Shows a lot of balls. I like that.
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Tsaivao
Diplomat
 
Posts: 594
Founded: Apr 07, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Tsaivao » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:25 am

Someone goes to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism
~::~ May the five winds guide us to glory ~::~
OPERATION TEN-GO: Tsaivao Authority confirms wormhole drives based on alien designs are functional | Gen. Tsaosin: "Operational integrity is the key to our success against the xenic threat. In a week, we will have already infiltrated into their world." | All leaders of Tsaivao send personal farewells to Ten-Go special forces unit Tsaikantan-8
Nation doesn't reflect my personal beliefs, NS stats aren't really worried about except for Nudity because "haha funny"
The symbol on my flag is supposed to be a typhoon
Pro: LGBT, BLM, Democracy, Democratic Socialism, Rationalism
Neutral: Gun Rights, Abortion, Centrism
Anti: Trumpism, Radicalization, Fundamentalism, Fascism
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The Remote Islands
Diplomat
 
Posts: 586
Founded: Apr 12, 2006
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Remote Islands » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:26 am

Tsaivao wrote:Someone goes to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

SPACE!
Groucho Marxist. Long live the Islands, except when they don't.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Usually when I do a hit of acid or coke, I avoid NS. But you didn't. Shows a lot of balls. I like that.
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Crabaiaia
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Posts: 1344
Founded: Apr 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Crabaiaia » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:26 am

Someone kills someone who killed that someone's mother
Ally of LITA, Member of DCS

An LGBTQ+ Catholic Boy with some Agnostic and Atheists Friend, Jehovah's Witnesses is a cult and you will NEVER change my mind

NS Stats FTW
NEWS: Draft Abolished. Chanist Football League postponed until rosters are finalized. Protests at an all-time low. Current IC weather: Windy 7.5℃
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Sword Island
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 410
Founded: Dec 08, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Sword Island » Thu Feb 25, 2021 4:48 am

Crabaiaia wrote:Someone kills someone who killed that someone's mother

POTTER!!

Sorry I couldn't resit
"Why do you care what people think?
Are you hooked up to their leash?
You know anklebiters
Ate up your personality"- Paramore

Song of the Day: Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Album of the Day: brand new eyes- Paramore
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Orioni 2
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Posts: 289
Founded: May 05, 2004
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Orioni 2 » Thu Feb 25, 2021 4:50 am

Crabaiaia wrote:Someone kills someone who killed that someone's mother

Oedipus?
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✯ The Beautiful Empire of Orioni ♥ Eurth RP
Seek nothing and you will find everything
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Crabaiaia
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Posts: 1344
Founded: Apr 08, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Crabaiaia » Thu Feb 25, 2021 4:50 am

Sword Island wrote:
Crabaiaia wrote:Someone kills someone who killed that someone's mother

POTTER!!

Sorry I couldn't resit

Sorry dude it's Assassin's Creed 3
Ally of LITA, Member of DCS

An LGBTQ+ Catholic Boy with some Agnostic and Atheists Friend, Jehovah's Witnesses is a cult and you will NEVER change my mind

NS Stats FTW
NEWS: Draft Abolished. Chanist Football League postponed until rosters are finalized. Protests at an all-time low. Current IC weather: Windy 7.5℃
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Cereskia
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Posts: 318
Founded: Apr 01, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Cereskia » Thu Feb 25, 2021 4:58 am

This is a Spoiler
About my Nation:
Overview | History | Geography | Politics | Military |Economy | International

GCRs suck, Epluribus Unum is an Overzealous Americanist, Hitler is Shitler, aaaaąăåäãâáàă
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Overamericanism in the forums!!
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Stellar Colonies
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6505
Founded: Mar 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Stellar Colonies » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:08 pm

He dies of a stroke.
Floofybit wrote:Your desired society should be one where you are submissive and controlled
Primitive Communism wrote:What bodily autonomy do men need?
Techocracy101010 wrote:If she goes on a rampage those saggy wonders are as deadly as nunchucks
Parmistan wrote:It's not ALWAYS acceptable when we do it, but it's MORE acceptable when we do it.
Theodorable wrote:Jihad will win.
Distruzio wrote:All marriage outside the Church is gay marriage.
Khardsland wrote:Terrorism in its original definition is a good thing.
I try to be objective, but I do have some biases.

North Californian.
Stellar Colonies is a loose galactic confederacy.

The Confederacy & the WA.

Add 1200 years.
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Darlingtown
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 389
Founded: Jan 22, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Darlingtown » Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:12 pm

↓ ← ← ← ↓ ← ← ← ← ↓ ← ↓ ↓ → → ↑ ↑ → → → → ↓ → is the key to spend eternity trapped in the void with a giant bug demon.
>> SIGN INTO SACHI-OS <<
A very early Post-Modern Tech arcology in Antarctica under the complete control of a crazy AI loving virtual companion.
d-(~◡Ơ )o
Darlingtown is not representative of my beliefs, political or otherwise.
Might be Gongsi Yitanka JUST SACHI.
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Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 31, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa » Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:34 am

The paraplegic ends up getting an ethnostate
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Valentine Z
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 13064
Founded: Nov 08, 2015
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Valentine Z » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:35 am

An alien ring construct was a device to exterminate all sentient life.
Val's Stuff. ♡ ^_^ ♡ For You
♪ If you are reading my sig, I want you to have the best day ever ! You are worth it, do not let anyone get you down ! ♪
Glory to De Geweldige Sierlijke Katachtige Utopia en Zijne Autonome Machten ov Valentine Z !
(✿◠‿◠) ☆ ＼(^_^)／ ☆
♡ Issues Thread ♡ Photography Stuff ♡ Project: Save F7. ♡ Stats Analysis ♡
♡ The Sixty! ♡ Valentian Stories! ♡ Gwen's Adventures! ♡
• Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
• World Map is a cat playing with Australia.
Let Fate sort it out.
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Crysuko
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Posts: 7453
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:23 pm

He wasn't always an omnicidal maniac, but that's not saying much
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs
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Atheris
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Posts: 6412
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Atheris » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:24 pm

He is literally too angry to die. This isn't one of those memes, he genuinely survives on agony.
#FreeNSGRojava
Don't talk to Moderators. Don't associate with Moderators. Don't trust moderators. Moderators lie.
NEW VISAYAN ISLANDS SHOULD RESIGN! HOLD JANNIES ACCOUNTABLE!
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Kyoki Chudoku
Diplomat
 
Posts: 832
Founded: Apr 28, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Fri Mar 05, 2021 6:26 pm

You heard that scream right after all.
This nation exists for fun and insanity, not to represent my actual views which are much more mundane and boring.
Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
Current Status (yes, I'm bad at keeping this updated): Immaterial

TG me for a free cookie. May contain traces of hydrogen cyanide.
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Atheris
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Posts: 6412
Founded: Oct 05, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Atheris » Mon Mar 08, 2021 8:44 am

He can never die. Even if you kill him, he will always return.
#FreeNSGRojava
Don't talk to Moderators. Don't associate with Moderators. Don't trust moderators. Moderators lie.
NEW VISAYAN ISLANDS SHOULD RESIGN! HOLD JANNIES ACCOUNTABLE!
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Crysuko
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7453
Founded: Feb 26, 2013
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Crysuko » Mon Mar 08, 2021 8:27 pm

hey remember that time when you killed all of them? things are about to get fucky.
Quotes:
Xilonite wrote: cookies are heresy.

Kelinfort wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:A terrorist attack on a disabled center doesn't make a lot of sense, unless to show no one is safe.

This will take some time to figure out, i am afraid.

"No one is safe, not even your most vulnerable and insecure!"

Cesopium wrote:Welp let's hope armies of 10 million don't just roam around and Soviet their way through everything.

Yugoslav Memes wrote:
Victoriala II wrote:Ur mom has value

one week ban for flaming xd

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Much better than the kulak smoothies. Their texture was suspiciously grainy.

Official thread euthanologist
I USE Qs INSTEAD OF Qs
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