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Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

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Licana
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Postby Licana » Mon May 20, 2019 7:49 am

Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:
Licana wrote:>lose an entire fleet in stellaris because they refused to enter combat against an enemy fleet
I think they were taking this whole "pacifist" thing a bit too seriously.

That's a bug, you can fix it by reloading the game. I once lost a 2.5k fleet* to a 500 fleet as Determined Exterminators on an Ironman game because I sent my fleet in and didn't pay attention to it (it had 5x the fleet power, so what could go wrong?)
I decided to RP a bit and not close out the task manager, deciding that it was a software glitch in my admiral subroutines - the enemy ships were mistakenly identified as friendly ships due to them being practically identical (we were both using the Reptilian ship models), resulting in our ships refusing to target them, which was patched after the fact by ordering the fleet to terminate any and all deviant warforms. We went on to capture the systems we wanted, destroying their entire fleet in the process, utterly crippling their power and leading directly to them being exterminated by the friendly neighborhood Fanatic Purifiers within a few years.

*: It was mostly corvettes and they were led by a Trickster admiral, so I only lost about a third of the fleet. If it was more than half, I'd have task managered this for sure.

Figured that out after I quit the game to do something else. Came back later in the day and the handful of ships remaining did finally engage, so at least now I know what to do if this happens again. Unfortunately, I lost the entirety of a 10k mixed fleet of Battleships, Cruisers, and Destroyers (which was about half of my naval power) to a 5k fleet, which set back my war efforts quite a bit.
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So was the M-16.

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Postby The Rich Port » Mon May 20, 2019 9:49 am

Well yeah considering that the Iron Century adds no new content beyond a few tweaks and a start date, it SHOULD be free, Paradox. Don't be fishing for compliments -_-
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Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Mon May 20, 2019 10:27 am

The Rich Port wrote:Well yeah considering that the Iron Century adds no new content beyond a few tweaks and a start date, it SHOULD be free, Paradox. Don't be fishing for compliments -_-

I was really excited for Iron Century and thinking that, if it were a DLC, I'd buy it. Then I remembered that modders have a history of producing much better content than IC (I don't have to play it to tell you that After the End and When The World Stopped Making Sense are better) and they do it for free.

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Postby The Imperial Reach » Mon May 20, 2019 1:47 pm

The Rich Port wrote:Well yeah considering that the Iron Century adds no new content beyond a few tweaks and a start date, it SHOULD be free, Paradox. Don't be fishing for compliments -_-


We don't know what it's adding beyond what they'd told us; there could very well be more content.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon May 20, 2019 2:24 pm

Licana wrote:
Evil Dictators Happyland wrote:That's a bug, you can fix it by reloading the game. I once lost a 2.5k fleet* to a 500 fleet as Determined Exterminators on an Ironman game because I sent my fleet in and didn't pay attention to it (it had 5x the fleet power, so what could go wrong?)
I decided to RP a bit and not close out the task manager, deciding that it was a software glitch in my admiral subroutines - the enemy ships were mistakenly identified as friendly ships due to them being practically identical (we were both using the Reptilian ship models), resulting in our ships refusing to target them, which was patched after the fact by ordering the fleet to terminate any and all deviant warforms. We went on to capture the systems we wanted, destroying their entire fleet in the process, utterly crippling their power and leading directly to them being exterminated by the friendly neighborhood Fanatic Purifiers within a few years.

*: It was mostly corvettes and they were led by a Trickster admiral, so I only lost about a third of the fleet. If it was more than half, I'd have task managered this for sure.

Figured that out after I quit the game to do something else. Came back later in the day and the handful of ships remaining did finally engage, so at least now I know what to do if this happens again. Unfortunately, I lost the entirety of a 10k mixed fleet of Battleships, Cruisers, and Destroyers (which was about half of my naval power) to a 5k fleet, which set back my war efforts quite a bit.

I take it you are doing an ironman run?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon May 20, 2019 2:25 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:Well yeah considering that the Iron Century adds no new content beyond a few tweaks and a start date, it SHOULD be free, Paradox. Don't be fishing for compliments -_-


We don't know what it's adding beyond what they'd told us; there could very well be more content.

I thought they were not doing any more proper expansions for ck2?
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Postby The Rich Port » Mon May 20, 2019 2:44 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:Well yeah considering that the Iron Century adds no new content beyond a few tweaks and a start date, it SHOULD be free, Paradox. Don't be fishing for compliments -_-


We don't know what it's adding beyond what they'd told us; there could very well be more content.


Why wouldn't they tell us?
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Mon May 20, 2019 3:00 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:
We don't know what it's adding beyond what they'd told us; there could very well be more content.

I thought they were not doing any more proper expansions for ck2?


Not DLC, maybe.

The Rich Port wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:
We don't know what it's adding beyond what they'd told us; there could very well be more content.


Why wouldn't they tell us?


Because there are still more dev diaries ahead before it becomes available? I feel like it'd be a bit odd if they used every single one to just tell us who is available to play and where; we can use Wikipedia to figure that out.
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The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon May 20, 2019 3:00 pm


Bralia is hereby banned for putting us all on a kill list.

Also hooray if Muslims are finally getting bloodlines.
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Postby The Rich Port » Mon May 20, 2019 4:30 pm

The Imperial Reach wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:I thought they were not doing any more proper expansions for ck2?


Not DLC, maybe.

The Rich Port wrote:
Why wouldn't they tell us?


Because there are still more dev diaries ahead before it becomes available? I feel like it'd be a bit odd if they used every single one to just tell us who is available to play and where; we can use Wikipedia to figure that out.


... Well I mean.

They could clear up the confusion, maybe?

Or be like, "hey guys, this is what we're planning".
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Mon May 20, 2019 4:40 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:
Not DLC, maybe.



Because there are still more dev diaries ahead before it becomes available? I feel like it'd be a bit odd if they used every single one to just tell us who is available to play and where; we can use Wikipedia to figure that out.


... Well I mean.

They could clear up the confusion, maybe?

Or be like, "hey guys, this is what we're planning".


Right, and "planning" could very well involve new features. We won't know until everything's been posted.

Impaled Nazarene wrote:

Bralia is hereby banned for putting us all on a kill list.

Also hooray if Muslims are finally getting bloodlines.


Can't wait to destroy those like I destroy the Caliphates. :lol:

As you can probably tell, I was already on the kill list. :p
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The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
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NS stats are the Devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make cool for a fancy sig

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Postby Bralia » Tue May 21, 2019 6:08 am

Pizza in EUIV got a lot more tastier.

And I don't even care about the subject of today's Iron Century Diary, they shared the full map of Europe and it's too beautiful to not be the "tagline" I share:
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Postby Platypus Bureaucracy » Tue May 21, 2019 10:33 am

So I guess historical mode in HoI4 doesn't totally put the game on rails? Because it turns out America is fascist now, and it's nowhere near 2017.
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue May 21, 2019 1:04 pm

Pdox thread, gimme some mod recommendations for CK2 or HoI4 cuz I'm bored outta my mind.
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Postby The Rich Port » Tue May 21, 2019 1:06 pm

Didn't know this until I looked, there's a Romance of the Three Kingdoms mod, and I'm playing it :D
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue May 21, 2019 1:39 pm

The Rich Port wrote:Didn't know this until I looked, there's a Romance of the Three Kingdoms mod, and I'm playing it :D


How well done is it? Worth playing or na?
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Postby The Imperial Reach » Tue May 21, 2019 1:40 pm

Bralia wrote:Pizza in EUIV got a lot more tastier.

And I don't even care about the subject of today's Iron Century Diary, they shared the full map of Europe and it's too beautiful to not be the "tagline" I share:


The pink Umayyads is weirding me out and makes me want to destroy them even more than I already did.

I'm liking the way the Byzantines look in this start date though; it might actually be one of the more viable ones for reconquest against Islamic powers due to the lack of major Islamic Realms. I like that a lot. :twisted:

Imperial Bulgaria looks cool, too. It's about time they put in the Bulgarian Empire.
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Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Imperial Reach wrote:I've encountered this event maybe 4 times and I've never lost - not even once. Even the one time when I had no skill-related options, I still won.

Stop giving me more reasons to hate you
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NS stats are the Devil's lettuce
I'm too lazy to make cool for a fancy sig

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Postby Serrus » Tue May 21, 2019 2:56 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:Pdox thread, gimme some mod recommendations for CK2 or HoI4 cuz I'm bored outta my mind.

CK2, 867, Guge.
Challenge: Reform the Bon faith and conquer all of Tibet and a kingdom in India.
The Imperial Reach wrote:
Bralia wrote:Pizza in EUIV got a lot more tastier.

And I don't even care about the subject of today's Iron Century Diary, they shared the full map of Europe and it's too beautiful to not be the "tagline" I share:


The pink Umayyads is weirding me out and makes me want to destroy them even more than I already did.

I need to do a blessed reconquest with that form of the Umayyads.
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Postby Washington Resistance Army » Tue May 21, 2019 3:06 pm

Serrus wrote:
Washington Resistance Army wrote:Pdox thread, gimme some mod recommendations for CK2 or HoI4 cuz I'm bored outta my mind.

CK2, 867, Guge.
Challenge: Reform the Bon faith and conquer all of Tibet and a kingdom in India.


That sounds decently fun and I never really play in that part of the world actually, think I'm gonna try it later.
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Licana
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Postby Licana » Tue May 21, 2019 6:35 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Licana wrote:Figured that out after I quit the game to do something else. Came back later in the day and the handful of ships remaining did finally engage, so at least now I know what to do if this happens again. Unfortunately, I lost the entirety of a 10k mixed fleet of Battleships, Cruisers, and Destroyers (which was about half of my naval power) to a 5k fleet, which set back my war efforts quite a bit.

I take it you are doing an ironman run?

Yeah, no previous saves to reload to. I managed to stall until I could rebuild the whole fleet, and eventually retake all of the territory I lost because of the glitch before war exhaustion forced me to status quo. I'll probably go back to that game sometime this weekend for round three of the ever-war with this fucking hive-mind.
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Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby The Rich Port » Tue May 21, 2019 6:37 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:Didn't know this until I looked, there's a Romance of the Three Kingdoms mod, and I'm playing it :D


How well done is it? Worth playing or na?


Well it crashes a lot in the character creator so... I'll get back to you on that.

Loads OK, I'm thinking there's some kind of texture loading issue with some of the races.
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Postby Bralia » Wed May 22, 2019 4:49 am

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Wed May 22, 2019 4:50 am

Got the Magna Germania achievement, and forgot about the pillage button whole game.

There is not in fact time in game to fully religiously convert, fully culturally convert, fully civilize, and and fully enact social mobility on the german states, let alone their conquests, although there is time to religiously convert and culturally convert the gauls, this cannot be done for the more densely populated Italian lands. You can just about fully civilize your religious homelands, but cannot institute social mobility and expect it to actually work. It may be best to just ignore the disparate nature of your countries population.

Now gonna do a Lyktus-> Crete -> Hellenic League -> Maybe Alexanders Empire if There is Time

game.

Lyktus because it is the only city on the Island of crete with a food resource, fish, which also has an achievement based on it. (Have a province producing 10 fish.). With enslavement and some advances, this would take 130 slaves, or 110 slaves if you push hard for it with laws. The nature of capturing slaves means this is, in my opinion, the best mid to long term city to use to unify crete, as the pop growth there could stack up to a full +1% growth or higher across the whole island.

Lyktus is an Oligarchic Republic and thus able to form a Dictatorship.

Since the game will be initially spent unifying Crete, moving in to Greece, and subjugating Macedon, by the time I move to attack the successor empires in the east, they will hopefully have spread Hellenism and Macedonian culture a bit.

Transitioning to be able to form Alexanders Empire will necessitate turning the Hellenic League into a dictatorship, and then an Empire. This game also won't require colonization except perhaps in the Dacia region if i'm bored.

Try and start with a capital city that produces;

Grain
Fish
Livestock

These will increase population growth per extra product.

Alternatively;
Furs might be good, since you can stack the bonus and your new recruits will have high starting experience. (The only direct troop buff possible in this manner).

Papyrus, to stack research speed.

Gemstones, for +10% tax which would basically mean that 110 slaves producing 10 gemstones will translate to tax revenue equivalent for 220 slaves.

Or, perhaps;
Glass and Silk. Which increase commerce income, though this may require you to export other goods from the neighboring cities in the province and may be difficult to manage.
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Postby Bralia » Wed May 22, 2019 9:13 am

1.7 HoI4 beta should be out by tomorrow. The old convoy system was murdered. Brutally. Stabbed in the gut and left to die in the scorching Algerian sun.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed May 22, 2019 9:26 am

Bralia wrote:1.7 HoI4 beta should be out by tomorrow. The old convoy system was murdered. Brutally. Stabbed in the gut and left to die in the scorching Algerian sun.

How evocative.
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