But It Was So Artistically Done: THE STAR WARS THREAD

[Alekseandrea]

Kallus is clearly the best villain.

At least he was untill he started hitting on that Lasat...

[Zanera]

Ah, that new thread smell! Like a roasting Sith on the shores of Mustafar.

I prefer my Sith to be well done.

I like my steak raw-ish, but raw Sith turn out like Kylo Ren, so I like mine synthetic, like Darth Vader.

[Alekseandrea]

I prefer my Sith to be well done.

I like my steak raw-ish, but raw Sith turn out like Kylo Ren, so I like mine synthetic, like Darth Vader.

But those cost you an arm and a leg. Twice.

[Zanera]

I like my steak raw-ish, but raw Sith turn out like Kylo Ren, so I like mine synthetic, like Darth Vader.

But those cost you an arm and a leg. Twice.

Insurance.

[Eol Sha]

I prefer my Sith to be well done.

I like my steak raw-ish, but raw Sith turn out like Kylo Ren, so I like mine synthetic, like Darth Vader.

But synthetic Sith aren't fresh and organic. You should really support your local farmers.

[Dylar]

I like my steak raw-ish, but raw Sith turn out like Kylo Ren, so I like mine synthetic, like Darth Vader.

But synthetic Sith aren't fresh and organic. You should really support your local farmers.

Yeah, but the local farmers have been putting pesticides in their Sith crop which turns them into a bunch if angsty teenage Sith.

[Alekseandrea]

But synthetic Sith aren't fresh and organic. You should really support your local farmers.

Yeah, but the local farmers have been putting pesticides in their Sith crop which turns them into a bunch if angsty teenage Sith.

You forgot the sand in everything, Dylar. You forgot to mention the SAND!

[Dylar]

Yeah, but the local farmers have been putting pesticides in their Sith crop which turns them into a bunch if angsty teenage Sith.

You forgot the sand in everything, Dylar. You forgot to mention the SAND!

But everyone already knows about the sand...

[Maichuko]

Are they really going to have an evil BB-8, who's painted sith black so we know he's evil.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Are they really going to have an evil BB-8, who's painted sith black so we know he's evil.

He's just misunderstood.


Also i think its just a first order version of the model, same way you had imperial versions of protocol and astromech droids and what have you.

Doubt it going to pull out a blaster and shoot som- oh that would be cool actually...

[Ascoobis]

Are they really going to have an evil BB-8, who's painted sith black so we know he's evil.

He's just misunderstood.


Also i think its just a first order version of the model, same way you had imperial versions of protocol and astromech droids and what have you.

Doubt it going to pull out a blaster and shoot som- oh that would be cool actually...

That'd be more their style.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

just got done dominating in Star wars battle front (the new crappy version) and even killed vader. Guess who didn't get a wedding ceremony honoring my heroics? This guy.
Yep....after I single handedly held off the invasion force trying to take our base and took down Vader in an epic no scope......I got a hand clap and a cookie. (the cookie wasn't too bad but that's not the point). Then luke sky walker took all the credit claiming he distracted vader so I got a free shot.....pshhh.....freakin glory hog. Don't even get me started on how Admiral Ackbar said I was being reassigned to the EU because I was destroying the very fabric of the star wars universe. Now here I am...banished from the fight for being too OP..... Now I'm just sitting here in this run down cantina in the Unknown drinking the worst blue milk ive ever tasted....hell it might as well be called blue cheese. Wait a minute.....I bet I can sell this "Blue cheese". Hell I'm sure some one will eat it and il make a fortune.....maybe even enough to payoff some debts!!!

[Bearon]

I'm honestly shocked that no one voted for the GI. I regret voting for the 8th brother, even as a joke, now.

[Zanera]

I like my steak raw-ish, but raw Sith turn out like Kylo Ren, so I like mine synthetic, like Darth Vader.

But synthetic Sith aren't fresh and organic. You should really support your local farmers.

Organic is the steak getting cut in half, leaving you with only half a steak. Organic is the steak that hires a synthetic steak so it doesn't have to be eaten, but gets eaten by a cow anyway. Organic is the steak that claims that it is the Senate, so that I can't eat it, but turns rotten anyway immediately afterward. Organic is the steak that does one badass thing the first time it is freshly cut, but then whines like a bitch as you cut it up and swallow it.

Synthetic is the steak that does one wuss thing for the first few seconds before becoming one badass motherfucker forever.

[Alekseandrea]

just got done dominating in Star wars battle front (the new crappy version) and even killed vader. Guess who didn't get a wedding ceremony honoring my heroics? This guy.
Yep....after I single handedly held off the invasion force trying to take our base and took down Vader in an epic no scope......I got a hand clap and a cookie. (the cookie wasn't too bad but that's not the point). Then luke sky walker took all the credit claiming he distracted vader so I got a free shot.....pshhh.....freakin glory hog.

It is a simple fact that hero pickups have a strange attraction on the less skilled and experienced.
Be glad the incompetence was equally divided that time. You don't want a crappy hero when the enemy has a good Bossk.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

just got done dominating in Star wars battle front (the new crappy version) and even killed vader. Guess who didn't get a wedding ceremony honoring my heroics? This guy.
Yep....after I single handedly held off the invasion force trying to take our base and took down Vader in an epic no scope......I got a hand clap and a cookie. (the cookie wasn't too bad but that's not the point). Then luke sky walker took all the credit claiming he distracted vader so I got a free shot.....pshhh.....freakin glory hog.

It is a simple fact that hero pickups have a strange attraction on the less skilled and experienced.
Be glad the incompetence was equally divided that time. You don't want a crappy hero when the enemy has a good Bossk.

Who said I was a hero??!?!
I was a regular rebel that joined up from jakku.....I use to shoot womp rats for a living. The only thing harder about shooting womp rats is they actually fight back.

[Alekseandrea]

It is a simple fact that hero pickups have a strange attraction on the less skilled and experienced.
Be glad the incompetence was equally divided that time. You don't want a crappy hero when the enemy has a good Bossk.

Who said I was a hero??!?!
I was a regular rebel that joined up from jakku.....I use to shoot womp rats for a living. The only thing harder about shooting womp rats is they actually fight back.

Since you misunderstood, I'll state it plainly. The vader and luke were probably noobs.

[Uinted Communist of Africa]

Who said I was a hero??!?!
I was a regular rebel that joined up from jakku.....I use to shoot womp rats for a living. The only thing harder about shooting womp rats is they actually fight back.

Since you misunderstood, I'll state it plainly. The vader and luke were probably noobs.

Luke wasn't...he was pretty good.He had 41 kills
Vader definitely was a new player.

[Eol Sha]

So, Snoke's warship look's a bit silly. It's like the opposite of the Executor.

Also, he may not be a giant, but Snoke is still fairly tall. Maybe Chewbacca's height?

[The Huskar Social Union]

So, Snoke's warship look's a bit silly. It's like the opposite of the Executor.

Also, he may not be a giant, but Snoke is still fairly tall. Maybe Chewbacca's height?

Nah im actually okay with that design, at least its not another triangle ship of death.

Its a angled wedge ship of death

Also it seems to be a mobile ship yard according to one of the photos in that article, neat. I wonder how big of a vessel it can manufacture.

[Eol Sha]

So, Snoke's warship look's a bit silly. It's like the opposite of the Executor.

Also, he may not be a giant, but Snoke is still fairly tall. Maybe Chewbacca's height?

Nah im actually okay with that design, at least its not another triangle ship of death.

Its a angled wedge ship of death

Also it seems to be a mobile ship yard according to one of the photos in that article, neat.

I like triangle ships of death.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Nah im actually okay with that design, at least its not another triangle ship of death.

Its a angled wedge ship of death

Also it seems to be a mobile ship yard according to one of the photos in that article, neat.

I like triangle ships of death.

Hey so do i its simple and it works!

But you know, nice to have some difference here and there

[Eol Sha]

Also it seems to be a mobile ship yard according to one of the photos in that article, neat. I wonder how big of a vessel it can manufacture.

And some of you were joking about a Star Forge.

[Ascoobis]

So, Snoke's warship look's a bit silly. It's like the opposite of the Executor.

Also, he may not be a giant, but Snoke is still fairly tall. Maybe Chewbacca's height?

And yet, how could the First Order have built this? How did they get to this level from a bunch of self-exiled fanatic generals roaming about in Imperial-IIs and maybe an SSD or two? There's a lot of lore building that they're not telling us and I'm afraid will most likely be skipped over in The Last jedi.

[Eol Sha]

So, Snoke's warship look's a bit silly. It's like the opposite of the Executor.

Also, he may not be a giant, but Snoke is still fairly tall. Maybe Chewbacca's height?

And yet, how could the First Order have built this? How did they get to this level from a bunch of self-exiled fanatic generals roaming about in Imperial-IIs and maybe an SSD or two? There's a lot of lore building that they're not telling us and I'm afraid will most likely be skipped over in The Last jedi.

Well, it's not terribly hard to believe that the Unknown Regions are vast and wide enough for them to build such a manufacturing base outside of the purview of the Empire and the Republic. Both Old and New.

In Thrawn, the Chiss send Thrawn to the Empire to warn them of a great and evil entity hiding away in the Unknown Regions. That could easily be Snoke and the founding members of the First Order.